Winning $5 on a $5 Lottery Ticket. .. true story >lady is poor >wins lottery >is rich >commits suicide
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#52 - frysfrys (10/13/2012) [-]
true story

>lady is poor
>wins lottery
>is rich
>commits suicide
User avatar #73 to #52 - zerokelvin (10/14/2012) [-]
http://news.blogs.cnn. com/2012/10/01/michigan-woman-charged-with-collecting-welfare-after-1-million-lo ttery-win-found-dead/
User avatar #57 to #52 - ultrarobbie (10/13/2012) [-]
Maybe she couldn't handle the change, or something.

OR MAYBE SHE WAS ALLERGIC TO MONEY
User avatar #72 to #52 - mentyfrish (10/14/2012) [-]
Ha! yeah, "commited suicide." Is that what the family told the police?
#16 - ttotheroll (10/13/2012) [-]
When you suddenly win a lot.
When you suddenly win a lot.
User avatar #62 to #16 - cherokeeirish (10/14/2012) [-]
looks like he's sucking a ghost cock
User avatar #84 to #62 - cherokeeirish (10/14/2012) [-]
It was great, but that was eight years ago.
User avatar #89 to #84 - LemonNADE (10/14/2012) [-]
Did you misspell hours?
#81 to #16 - RipperMan (10/14/2012) [-]
i love winning a lottery
+30
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#59 - creosote (10/13/2012) [-]
MFW I won $1 from a lottery ticket and forget to collect my winnings.
#21 - espegaaaa (10/13/2012) [-]
>Family plays and plays lottery tickets all the time
>Neighbor thinks they're stupid
>He gets a $1 for his birthday
>Wins $10,000
User avatar #77 to #21 - waaw (10/14/2012) [-]
They still are stupid. Just lucky.
#98 - davegrowl (10/14/2012) [-]
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#105 to #98 - anon (10/14/2012) [-]
All I can look at is how hot Olivia looks on that gif.
#94 - jokersaysamuseme (10/14/2012) [-]
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#75 - grimmwaters ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
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#121 to #75 - robodarkvision (10/14/2012) [-]
<--- Not sarcasm
User avatar #26 - zakaizer (10/13/2012) [-]
As an englishman who has no real concept of american television, what actually IS the colbert show?
User avatar #31 to #26 - peekabeast (10/13/2012) [-]
Basically, its a show where he reports the news, then makes fun of it. It's the same concept as the Daily Show. Surprisingly enough, those two shows are the least biased sources of news available, because they make fun of everyone equally. You really should watch them.
#29 to #26 - anon (10/13/2012) [-]
it's a talkshow, hosted by a guy who makes politics somewhat enjoyable.
User avatar #30 to #29 - KoCChampion (10/13/2012) [-]
err... didn't log in.
#32 to #26 - Deathfyre (10/13/2012) [-]
It's a satirical comedy show, with Stephen Colbert playing the part of a heavily exaggerated conservative who sees threat in everything and also exaggerates a sense of patriotism, in the way of "America can do no wrong". It's pretty funny.
#39 - kidsquicker (10/13/2012) [-]
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#127 - I Am Monkey (10/14/2012) [-]
Winning $1 on a $2 ticket.
Winning $1 on a $2 ticket.
#114 - ejaculation (10/14/2012) [-]
MFW winning any lottery ticket
#86 - mytrakytra (10/14/2012) [-]
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#18 - anon (10/13/2012) [-]
That's just enough to...buy another ticket
#93 - jokersaysamuseme (10/14/2012) [-]
**jokersaysamuseme rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Supportive ** MFW
#120 to #93 - robodarkvision (10/14/2012) [-]
**robodarkvision rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at Shoot up the school ** nice roll dude
#128 to #120 - skinless (10/14/2012) [-]
you rolled the guy who shot up columbine....
you rolled the guy who shot up columbine....
User avatar #103 - yojo ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
My dad owns a store which sells lottery tickets. When he wins $5 on a $5 ticket, he gains 35 cents.
**** YEAH, ENTREPRENEURS
#70 - silentnigga (10/14/2012) [-]
COLBERT THREAD
COLBERT THREAD
#170 to #70 - scooba (10/20/2012) [-]
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#171 to #170 - scooba (10/20/2012) [-]
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#132 - novacane (10/14/2012) [-]
Mfw I look at it another way.   
&gt;Now $5 out of debt from buying the ticket.
Mfw I look at it another way.
>Now $5 out of debt from buying the ticket.
#142 - elizabethmakai (10/14/2012) [-]
wouldn't he lose money because of taxes?
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