When I tried vodka for the first time. .. > Be a college freshman > People give me nickname "The Comrade" because I look Russian and can do an excellent Russian accent > Few days late animated gif demotivational true gif reaction gif
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#51 - SoulEvans (10/08/2012) [-]
>Staying home with parents for holiday   
>little bro drinks out of everyone's cup   
>would put out about 10 - 15 dirty cups in sink   
>fed up with doing dishes   
>fill one up with vodka   
>little 			****		 comes running in and kicks glass back   
>spits it out everywhere   
>crying his eyes out, thinks he has been poisoned   
>parents come in, explain situation in a text message   
>load up little bro in car to "take him to the hospital"   
>car "won't start"   
>start praying for him   
>look at him and asks him if he'd ever drink someone elses cup again   
>"If i live through this then I promise!!!!"   
>tell him to man the 			****		 up and it was just alcohol   
>mfw
>Staying home with parents for holiday
>little bro drinks out of everyone's cup
>would put out about 10 - 15 dirty cups in sink
>fed up with doing dishes
>fill one up with vodka
>little **** comes running in and kicks glass back
>spits it out everywhere
>crying his eyes out, thinks he has been poisoned
>parents come in, explain situation in a text message
>load up little bro in car to "take him to the hospital"
>car "won't start"
>start praying for him
>look at him and asks him if he'd ever drink someone elses cup again
>"If i live through this then I promise!!!!"
>tell him to man the **** up and it was just alcohol
>mfw
#5 - daghost (10/08/2012) [-]
The last time I had vodka, I mixed it with monsters.

Went though half a bottle. Woke up the next morning in the bathtub with a pot, covered in puke, and a donut on my dick.

MFW nobody would tell me what happened.
User avatar #6 to #5 - daghost (10/08/2012) [-]
I was also naked.
#63 to #6 - chest (10/08/2012) [-]
Well, it would've been a lot weirder if you had a doughnut on your dick under your pants.
#66 to #5 - hurrdurka (10/08/2012) [-]
Easy, you got hammered to the point of doing anything made sense and you were horny so you tried ******* a donut in the toilet but you wanted to puke first so you went and got a pot and started puking in it while ******* the donut and then you slipped on your own puke and landed in the bathtub and passed out.
User avatar #15 to #5 - SmoggyDwarf (10/08/2012) [-]
Got drunk blacked out, woke up next day apparently I Stood at the position of attention, licked a wooden sign then asked a random NCO "Hey you ever tasted wood before?" then I told a female Master Sergeant that she was "The most beautiful Master Sergeant ever" tried to walk back to Barracks, passed out in a ditch, finally another NCO gave me a ride to the barracks and made sure I got safely into bed.
#26 - CaptainKill (10/08/2012) [-]
> Be a college freshman   
> People give me nickname "The Comrade" because I look Russian and can do an excellent Russian accent   
> Few days later, someone brings a liter of vodka to my suite.   
> People doing shots   
> Walk over, pick up bottle   
> "They don't call me 'The Comrade' for nothing!"   
> Chug the rest of it, about 14 shots worth   
> They are stunned   
> Fine for awhile, then sudden blackout.   
> Wake up in morning   
> Roommate tells me I solved a Rubiks cube while hammered, then someone said I was't fast enough   
> We got into fight, I beat the 			****		 out of him Fight Club style   
> People won't let me get near alcohol since   
> mfw
> Be a college freshman
> People give me nickname "The Comrade" because I look Russian and can do an excellent Russian accent
> Few days later, someone brings a liter of vodka to my suite.
> People doing shots
> Walk over, pick up bottle
> "They don't call me 'The Comrade' for nothing!"
> Chug the rest of it, about 14 shots worth
> They are stunned
> Fine for awhile, then sudden blackout.
> Wake up in morning
> Roommate tells me I solved a Rubiks cube while hammered, then someone said I was't fast enough
> We got into fight, I beat the **** out of him Fight Club style
> People won't let me get near alcohol since
> mfw
#52 to #26 - finishhimlarry (10/08/2012) [-]
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I don't care if it wasn't true, that was a cool ******* story.
#62 to #26 - Auric (10/08/2012) [-]
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#48 - demonbunny (10/08/2012) [-]
mfw I tried Absinthe for the first time
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#57 - snaresinger (10/08/2012) [-]
First time I drank vodka:   
   
This 			****		 tastes like gasoline   
in the best way possible
First time I drank vodka:

This **** tastes like gasoline
in the best way possible
#42 - varric (10/08/2012) [-]
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Pekka Puupää
User avatar #135 - cancerousiguana (10/08/2012) [-]
>Be 14
>Never drank any alcohol besides beer
>At party with 19-year-old cousin and his friends
>They pull out some vodka
>They pour a round of shots and put one in my hand
>Take shot, feeling like a boss
>Apparently this is some really expensive, really strong vodka
>Some of the guys have to chase with beer
>My throat and chest are on fire
>Thinking, "So this is how it ends"
>Don't so much as wince because I want them to think I'm badass
>My cousin points at me and says "You guys are a bunch of pussies, this kid is 14 and this is nothing for him"
>Say, "Yeah, seriously, it's like you guys have never drank this stuff before"
>Want to cry
>Go to the bathroom and chug water from the sink like there's no ******* tomorrow

To this day, they still think I'm some sort of alcoholic prodigy.
User avatar #49 - angelious (10/08/2012) [-]
wait is that pekka and pätkä movie?or some other finnish black and white movie???it looks so familiar
User avatar #54 to #49 - mareed (10/08/2012) [-]
yea it's our beloved Pekka Puupää !
User avatar #140 to #54 - angelious (10/09/2012) [-]
i miss those clips.its been so long time since i last saw them .D
#22 - frenshsik (10/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #104 - doombunni (10/08/2012) [-]
I don't mind vodka, it gets the job done. It's tequila I can't stand. Just the smell makes me want to puke
#77 - slandersalamander (10/08/2012) [-]
I see no way in which this could backfire at all.
#119 - anon (10/08/2012) [-]
Woah! Pekka Puupää! What the **** . On funnyjunk page1. Finnish version of laurel and hardy is pekka puupää and pätkä.
#108 - furyofthefallen (10/08/2012) [-]
Laurel and Hardy <3
Laurel and Hardy <3
User avatar #101 - lolfire (10/08/2012) [-]
I didn't really mind vodka when I started drinking it...
Although I didn't drink it raw the first few times
Would always have some form of energy drink mixer, caffeine seems to be the only thing that can totally rid a drink of a vodka aftertaste

By the time I got round to drinking it raw, It didn't bother me...
#102 to #101 - DangerToManifold (10/08/2012) [-]
raw? you mean neat
User avatar #103 to #102 - lolfire (10/08/2012) [-]
Raw is the slang here for neat, straight, unmixed, whatever you want to call it
#69 - brrrb (10/08/2012) [-]
Last time i drank vodka i blacked out and told my crush that she was a bitch and i hoped she got cancer. she then slapped me in the face and went home crying.

feelsbadman.jpg

i am a drunk piece of ****
User avatar #56 - mrwightproductions (10/08/2012) [-]
first time i drank vodka was with my brother, his ex, my friend, and brothers friend at brothers friends house. We finished half of it, ofcourse it was my birthday celebration so i had to drink twice as much (and my friend too because our birthdays are so close) it was only shots so nothing awful. We each had 6 shots of vodka and then they all had one shot of scotch and made me drink the rest of the bottle of scotch. the vodka tasted worse than the scotch to me, but it wasnt terrible. He also had us drinking many 4loco's...which we did not know were strong. found out 3 gets us hammered about a week later. Again at the friends house. vomited all over his truck. and sidewalk...and tools. They also recorded the drunk bit when we were inside (too dark to record outside) I apparently got hungry, raided his kitchen, found chicken. got on the floor. rubbed the chicken all over the floor while yelling chicken (which my friend proceeded to imitate as he was drunk as well) and ate the floor chicken.

I could edit this for any mistakes but no, you shall read this hardly legible story.
User avatar #50 - ikinkajou (10/08/2012) [-]
Why is this on 4chan channel?
User avatar #46 - tonttu (10/08/2012) [-]
**** YEAH Pekka puupää, haven't seen it in ages.
User avatar #23 - chuca ONLINE (10/08/2012) [-]
am i the only person that doesnt mind straight vodka?

and i drink the cheap sht...
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#37 to #23 - anon (10/08/2012) [-]
I don't mind it. It's just not something I want to sit there and slowly savor for the taste.
User avatar #13 - intabutter (10/08/2012) [-]
i love vodka
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