When I tried vodka for the first time. .. > Be a college freshman > People give me nickname "The Comrade" because I look Russian and can do an excellent Russian accent > Few days late animated gif demotivational true gif reaction gif
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#26 - CaptainKill ONLINE
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(10/08/2012) [-]
> Be a college freshman   
> People give me nickname "The Comrade" because I look Russian and can do an excellent Russian accent   
> Few days later, someone brings a liter of vodka to my suite.   
> People doing shots   
> Walk over, pick up bottle   
> "They don't call me 'The Comrade' for nothing!"   
> Chug the rest of it, about 14 shots worth   
> They are stunned   
> Fine for awhile, then sudden blackout.   
> Wake up in morning   
> Roommate tells me I solved a Rubiks cube while hammered, then someone said I was't fast enough   
> We got into fight, I beat the **** out of him Fight Club style   
> People won't let me get near alcohol since   
> mfw
> Be a college freshman
> People give me nickname "The Comrade" because I look Russian and can do an excellent Russian accent
> Few days later, someone brings a liter of vodka to my suite.
> People doing shots
> Walk over, pick up bottle
> "They don't call me 'The Comrade' for nothing!"
> Chug the rest of it, about 14 shots worth
> They are stunned
> Fine for awhile, then sudden blackout.
> Wake up in morning
> Roommate tells me I solved a Rubiks cube while hammered, then someone said I was't fast enough
> We got into fight, I beat the **** out of him Fight Club style
> People won't let me get near alcohol since
> mfw
#62 to #26 - Auric
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(10/08/2012) [-]
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#52 to #26 - finishhimlarry
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(10/08/2012) [-]
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I don't care if it wasn't true, that was a cool ******* story.
#32 to #26 - beatmasterz
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(10/08/2012) [-]
#5 - daghost
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(10/08/2012) [-]
The last time I had vodka, I mixed it with monsters.

Went though half a bottle. Woke up the next morning in the bathtub with a pot, covered in puke, and a donut on my dick.

MFW nobody would tell me what happened.
#6 to #5 - daghost
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(10/08/2012) [-]
I was also naked.
#63 to #6 - chest
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(10/08/2012) [-]
Well, it would've been a lot weirder if you had a doughnut on your dick under your pants.
#66 to #5 - hurrdurka
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(10/08/2012) [-]
Easy, you got hammered to the point of doing anything made sense and you were horny so you tried ******* a donut in the toilet but you wanted to puke first so you went and got a pot and started puking in it while ******* the donut and then you slipped on your own puke and landed in the bathtub and passed out.
#15 to #5 - SmoggyDwarf
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(10/08/2012) [-]
Got drunk blacked out, woke up next day apparently I Stood at the position of attention, licked a wooden sign then asked a random NCO "Hey you ever tasted wood before?" then I told a female Master Sergeant that she was "The most beautiful Master Sergeant ever" tried to walk back to Barracks, passed out in a ditch, finally another NCO gave me a ride to the barracks and made sure I got safely into bed.
#8 to #5 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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(10/08/2012) [-]
#51 - SoulEvans
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(10/08/2012) [-]
>Staying home with parents for holiday   
>little bro drinks out of everyone's cup   
>would put out about 10 - 15 dirty cups in sink   
>fed up with doing dishes   
>fill one up with vodka   
>little **** comes running in and kicks glass back   
>spits it out everywhere   
>crying his eyes out, thinks he has been poisoned   
>parents come in, explain situation in a text message   
>load up little bro in car to "take him to the hospital"   
>car "won't start"   
>start praying for him   
>look at him and asks him if he'd ever drink someone elses cup again   
>"If i live through this then I promise!!!!"   
>tell him to man the **** up and it was just alcohol   
>mfw
>Staying home with parents for holiday
>little bro drinks out of everyone's cup
>would put out about 10 - 15 dirty cups in sink
>fed up with doing dishes
>fill one up with vodka
>little **** comes running in and kicks glass back
>spits it out everywhere
>crying his eyes out, thinks he has been poisoned
>parents come in, explain situation in a text message
>load up little bro in car to "take him to the hospital"
>car "won't start"
>start praying for him
>look at him and asks him if he'd ever drink someone elses cup again
>"If i live through this then I promise!!!!"
>tell him to man the **** up and it was just alcohol
>mfw
#48 - demonbunny
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(10/08/2012) [-]
mfw I tried Absinthe for the first time
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#57 - snaresinger
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(10/08/2012) [-]
First time I drank vodka:   
   
This **** tastes like gasoline   
in the best way possible
First time I drank vodka:

This **** tastes like gasoline
in the best way possible
#42 - varric
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#21 - bakonforall
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(10/08/2012) [-]
I'm 15 and have only ever had beer, hard lemonade and gin.
#30 to #21 - tankeruber
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(10/08/2012) [-]
18. Only thing i have drunk with alcohol is a 0.5% rootbeer.
inb4 pansy, get hammered, go get drunk etc. I dont drink alcohol
#33 to #21 - beatmasterz
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#28 to #21 - innovamania
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#135 - cancerousiguana
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(10/08/2012) [-]
>Be 14
>Never drank any alcohol besides beer
>At party with 19-year-old cousin and his friends
>They pull out some vodka
>They pour a round of shots and put one in my hand
>Take shot, feeling like a boss
>Apparently this is some really expensive, really strong vodka
>Some of the guys have to chase with beer
>My throat and chest are on fire
>Thinking, "So this is how it ends"
>Don't so much as wince because I want them to think I'm badass
>My cousin points at me and says "You guys are a bunch of pussies, this kid is 14 and this is nothing for him"
>Say, "Yeah, seriously, it's like you guys have never drank this stuff before"
>Want to cry
>Go to the bathroom and chug water from the sink like there's no ******* tomorrow

To this day, they still think I'm some sort of alcoholic prodigy.
#29 - biggrand
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(10/08/2012) [-]
Had my first significant amount this past week actually, had this great idea to mix it with some pepsi, except i didnt know **** about mixing, so I took a glass and filled it half and half. Was pretty tipsy for a few hours
#36 to #29 - Neverknewme
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(10/08/2012) [-]
i still fill it half and half and i drank since i was 15. dont like it when you just taste the cola and none of the alcohol. and i drink to get drunk anyways.. so **** you. i love you..
#38 to #36 - anon
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(10/08/2012) [-]
honestly, i don't like mixing vodka...
its purpose is to pump alcohol into you, without being too strong.

cola should taste like cola and vodka should taste pretty bad, and burn your throat.
#44 to #29 - rotinaj
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(10/08/2012) [-]
dude, pepsi would be the last thing I would want vodka to be in. I spike my vodka with everclear
#58 to #44 - acar
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#22 - frenshsik
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