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Talking to my mom on the phone

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Submitted: 10/03/2012
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#31 - herplederp (10/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
My convos with my mom
> when was u when penis fell off
> o-no
> why
#44 - seanessytheking (10/04/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Standard phone convo when mom calls me at school:
Me: Hello?
Mom: HI BOOKABOOOOOO! (One of the many nicknames she's called me since youth. I'm now 22)
Me: *laughs* Hey mom, what's up?
Mom: Nothing, I just called to hear your voice. I miss youuuu!
Me: *blushing as much as a black man can* I miss you too mom...
Mom: *laughs* How are you? Is everything ok?
Me: Everything's great mom, how are you guys?
Mom: We're fine, your daddy and I just came back from a date and I was thinkin' about you and said "I miss our son, lemme call him!" He told me not to but I did anyway *mischievous laugh*
Dad: *in background* I tried man...
Me: *laughing*
Mom: Do you need anything? Any money?
Me: No, but I mean, if Dad's offering...
Dad: You better start looking for a job then. You already have money...it's called TUITION, BOOKS, HOUSING...
*We all laugh*
Mom: Well alright son, I LOVE YOU!!!
Dad: Love you son.
Me: Love you too guys!

TL;DR: I've been blessed with phenomenal parents.




#121 - hipsterbs (10/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My converstation goes like this. sorry for bad english

-hi mom
-mom is kill
-no
#74 - wtf man (10/04/2012) [-]
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User avatar #83 - penistar (10/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**penistar rolled a random comment #94 posted by cathaleatsbabies at Poor Ireland ** :
Shut the fuck up you moron.
What I say
#100 - binomancha (10/04/2012) [-]
**binomancha rolled a random image posted in comment #442156 at Item Discussion ** mfw when talking to mommy
#75 - noobian (10/04/2012) [-]
MFW I saw this earlier and gave it the very first thumb
MFW I saw this earlier and gave it the very first thumb
#93 - stallwallwriter (10/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
"Hello, this is Br-
...mom? Y-you're alive?
...
and dad?
...
Hiding in Bangladesh?
...
I'll be there in a few hours with the Jet. ...Yes *sniff*, I've missed you too"
-Phone conversation Bruce Wayne imagines having with his mom.
#79 - skonlyn (10/04/2012) [-]
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User avatar #5 - mrgoodbunny (10/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
So ladies?
User avatar #65 - Razorstyx (10/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)
apology for poor english

when were you when heat legend dies

i was sat at home drinking brain fluid when Mom ring

'heat is die'

'no'
#33 - lainez (10/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My convos with my mom

mum : WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

me: out with friends.

mum: K. come home soon.

me: bye.

mum: bye.

i luv me mum
User avatar #71 - dengekisushi (10/04/2012) [-]
Conversations with my mom while I'm at college:

Me: How's my baby? (referring to my dog Beefcake)
Mom: He doesn't know who you are!
Me: You're such a whore.
Mom: Tramp.
Me: Slut.
Mom: Whatever!
Me: Love you, mama.
Mom: Love you too honey, I'll transfer some money into your account.

Oh mom.
User avatar #50 - klink (10/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
SHAKE IT, SHAKE SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE!!G
#10 - mathiw (10/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)
This song.... in a time where black artists could be famous without acting like niggers.
This song.... in a time where black artists could be famous without acting like niggers.
#80 - zipzapzoop (10/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**zipzapzoop rolled a random comment #1380762 posted by DamnJackieChan at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :I haven't been on as much as I'd like to, but I know you all cum uncontrollably when I enter the thread.    
   
   
gif is you when I join (except the ear is your genitals) 
   
what i say on the phone to my mum
**zipzapzoop rolled a random comment #1380762 posted by DamnJackieChan at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :
I haven't been on as much as I'd like to, but I know you all cum uncontrollably when I enter the thread.


gif is you when I join (except the ear is your genitals)

what i say on the phone to my mum
#89 - nhalja (10/04/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I forgot what this song is called...
I forgot what this song is called...
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#58 - umzar (10/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Conversation with my mum
"Did you do the washing up?"
Yes
"Did you hang the washing?"
Yes mum
"Can you take the bins out?"
Okay mum
"Make sure you buy cat food"
Alright, will do mum
*Hang up*
<MFW
#76 - michiisgay (10/04/2012) [-]
You get me
You get me
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