Monk, needle and glass. Needlework lvl 9000.. Among all the people in the world, shaolin monks are probably the ones I respect the most. Not only are they able to totally kick anyones ass (if needed), but t needle monk powe
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#28 - ledhendrix (10/01/2012) [-]
Among all the people in the world, shaolin monks are probably the ones I respect the most. Not only are they able to totally kick anyones ass (if needed), but they seem to be among the most helpful and peaceful men on the planet.
Among all the people in the world, shaolin monks are probably the ones I respect the most. Not only are they able to totally kick anyones ass (if needed), but they seem to be among the most helpful and peaceful men on the planet.
User avatar #127 to #28 - haveagoodone (10/01/2012) [-]
he fingered a girl once



she died
User avatar #29 to #28 - TwistedPizzaDude (10/01/2012) [-]
and now my index fingers feel weird
#65 to #29 - EKcEntRIC (10/01/2012) [-]
its his thumbs, but still...damn, and to ledhendrix its because they are taught the deadly arts as well as taught to be pacifists. ya know that whole "just because you can doesn't mean you should" idealogy. they are the closest thing to living superheroes, i mean just look at that! thats freaking awesome/crazy man!
User avatar #94 to #65 - ledhendrix (10/01/2012) [-]
"They are the closest thing to living superheroes" - EKcEntRIC
That's one badass and quote right there! Probably true, too!

I know. And if I've understood everything right they are only allowed to use their Shaolin Kung Fu in self defence and to defend others, NEVER EVER as an act of aggression.
Also, following their buddhist believes, they are strictly forbidden to take the life of any other living thing. I mean, even their swords, spears and other weapons are designed in a way to be as non-lethal as possible!

I definitely see those monks as role models and I think the world has a lot to learn from them!
#4 - waffies (10/01/2012) [-]
I didn't see the glass until the needle hit. All i could think was "OH 			****		 CAMERAMAN GIT OUT DA WAY!!!
I didn't see the glass until the needle hit. All i could think was "OH **** CAMERAMAN GIT OUT DA WAY!!!
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#10 to #9 - waffies (10/01/2012) [-]
I'm relatively sorry.
I'm relatively sorry.
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User avatar #23 to #1 - esmebuffay (10/01/2012) [-]
It's hard as **** though, and there are tons of rules. It would be cool to be able to throw a needle through glass but I'm not giving up internet just for that.
#85 to #23 - lmh (10/01/2012) [-]
or sex
#60 to #1 - ieatbengay (10/01/2012) [-]
why is that so hilarious
why is that so hilarious
#118 - sphinxe (10/01/2012) [-]
I could do that.   
Dude hold my beer.
I could do that.
Dude hold my beer.
User avatar #119 to #118 - sphinxe (10/01/2012) [-]
+ cats because cats.
#135 - cachi (10/01/2012) [-]
le monk-ey face
#133 - korey (10/01/2012) [-]
#131 - paperclipsrule (10/01/2012) [-]
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#116 - famouspork (10/01/2012) [-]
I could do that EASILY with a brick dude.
User avatar #122 to #115 - aquaboy (10/01/2012) [-]
It's Forrest Law
#37 - lolimania (10/01/2012) [-]
Monks are the only people who have more free time then funnyjunkers.
User avatar #38 to #37 - chuckbillrow (10/01/2012) [-]
only if you do not count time spent fapping as free time other wise, for most funnyjunkies, it is a tie
#145 - Muppetz ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
People like this are why I am confident that the alien invasion will fail.
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User avatar #150 to #148 - Muppetz ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
stop ruining my fun
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#153 to #148 - abachonk (10/01/2012) [-]
If aliens really were violent beings as us, they would have conquered our planet a long time ago while we were on the middle age or when we lived in caves.
Or it could be possible that there is a government over the most intelligent species.

They probably spent all their resources in interstellar traveling while we humans spend it on weapons and war engineering.

I hate human nature.
#2 - skycaptain (10/01/2012) [-]
does it remind anyone else of haku
User avatar #3 to #2 - krasnogvardiech (10/01/2012) [-]
His words right now would be "So what? I do that with ice."
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#16 to #6 - krasnogvardiech (10/01/2012) [-]
Still, that would have been true. And funny. To me, at least.   
   
.GIF unrelated. Or could it be someone's reaction?
Still, that would have been true. And funny. To me, at least.

.GIF unrelated. Or could it be someone's reaction?
#57 to #16 - DJscully (10/01/2012) [-]
I've been looking for that so long... I love you.
I've been looking for that so long... I love you.
User avatar #82 to #16 - badmonkey ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
It would be more like "My sole existence is to be the tool of Zabuza sama, even if its as pointless as breaking glass with my Ice-ton senbons, his wish is my command."
User avatar #110 - Rileto (10/01/2012) [-]
Kinda reminds me of when some 12 year old kid I knew was playing around with cards and threw one and it stuck into the wall. I laughed my ass off
#146 - dengekisushi (10/01/2012) [-]
Monk's FW.
#142 - scarletletter (10/01/2012) [-]
Holy 			****		, thats awesome!   
>MFW
Holy **** , thats awesome!
>MFW
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#108 to #84 - thezillis (10/01/2012) [-]
What you did there
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User avatar #105 - retardedhorselol (10/01/2012) [-]
must be level 90 already
#100 - travklein (10/01/2012) [-]
Monks must be champions at sewing.
#89 - madkip (10/01/2012) [-]
**madkip rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Scrubs **   
MFW I am actually learning Kung Fu
**madkip rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Scrubs **
MFW I am actually learning Kung Fu
#48 - noaim (10/01/2012) [-]
Needlework lvl..
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