Walking after shaving your pubes. It's nasty... I will never shave my pubes. pubes
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#41 - funniestanonever (09/25/2012) [-]
What happens before and after I shave my pubes
User avatar #16 - roflstorm (09/24/2012) [-]
i walk normally for the first day
then the new hair grows in.....
#19 to #16 - spidermanrapeskids (09/25/2012) [-]
It's like constantly having needles down your pants!
User avatar #26 to #19 - roflstorm (09/25/2012) [-]
MINE ******* STABS ITSELF AND ANYTHING AROUND IT
#1 - iamjustheretoroll (09/24/2012) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at lulz ** MFW i've never shaved my pubes... (i'm a virgin)
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at lulz ** MFW i've never shaved my pubes... (i'm a virgin)
User avatar #2 to #1 - mrgadams (09/24/2012) [-]
youll find most girls just like em short not shaved
User avatar #8 to #1 - TwistedPizzaDude (09/24/2012) [-]
well, at least cutting the cubes down will have 2 benefits for when you know you're about to have sex

1) As said before, girls just like it better. If they're trying to give head and they keep getting their eyes poked by your pubes, it wont last very long
2) makes the D look bigger
#3 - whatwhen (09/24/2012) [-]
**whatwhen rolled a random image posted in comment #94 at FOLLOW THESE STEPS ** i shave like every 2-3 months
i had gf who wouldnt suck it unless its shaved clean, i didnt mind it cuz i asked her to do same thing
#33 to #3 - anon (09/25/2012) [-]
You wouldn't suck your gf off?

Something tells me your gf is actually a _ bf_
User avatar #138 to #33 - whatwhen (09/25/2012) [-]
omg now i understand... ****
#120 - haxorman (09/25/2012) [-]
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#63 - bigsaltyballs (09/25/2012) [-]






<----pro tip
#54 - snaikravdra (09/25/2012) [-]
PRO TIPS: I've done this for several years now

1) if you use shaving cream while shaving your balls, they're super smooth and wont sweat afterwards.
2)when shaving your upper pubes, DO NOT shave them down all the way, leave stubble, or else you WILL suffer the wrath of Pele the Volcano God for two weeks or so.
3) be smart and take your time, however, nicking yourself with a razor really doesn't hurt all that much, i've done it several times
4) Doing all of this while in the shower eliminates a lot of the mess
#178 to #54 - elevation (09/25/2012) [-]
MFW Pele the Volcano God
MFW Pele the Volcano God
#121 to #54 - derpypotato (09/25/2012) [-]
pro tip after shaving use this to prevent the itch or any infected cut
User avatar #58 to #54 - nothingatall ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
two weeks? try like 3 days
User avatar #95 to #58 - snaikravdra (09/25/2012) [-]
you underestimate how sharp and un-merciful the razor was my first time
User avatar #133 to #95 - nothingatall ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
ahhh, yeah, don't use a disposable, or at least not a ****** one, the baby powder helps as well, and if you can get an electric shaver, lets you trim instead of baldifying, less pain, and if you are like me(a hairy mofo) looks a little better too, cuz if i shave it clean, its kinda the only place on my body that doesn't have any hair
User avatar #204 to #133 - snaikravdra (09/25/2012) [-]
yeah i only shaved clean once, i felt like a 10 year old again
User avatar #208 to #204 - nothingatall ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
i dunno, it looks ******* wierd, I mean I'm a hairy mofo, bald junk just looks off
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User avatar #42 to #12 - TheBrickShitter (09/25/2012) [-]
for around 24 hrs. then its the worst.
#132 - aackbare (09/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #47 - IceBearJudgesYou (09/25/2012) [-]
You get used to it after awhile if you shave on a regular basis.

Shaving your balls will always be a terrifying feeling though.
User avatar #50 to #47 - genecaster (09/25/2012) [-]
They get all cold and **** too... I feel like there's a bunch of half-eaten coughdrops in my pants..
User avatar #51 to #50 - IceBearJudgesYou (09/25/2012) [-]
But. It feels so much nicer to fap after a fresh shave.
User avatar #52 to #51 - genecaster (09/25/2012) [-]
Also, trim the bushes, make the tree look bigger.
#60 to #50 - secondlawprevails (09/25/2012) [-]
Oh god, my sides.
Oh god, my sides.
#5 - jimbobji (09/24/2012) [-]
I will never shave my pubes.
#81 to #5 - anon (09/25/2012) [-]
again...

lets trim those nads smooth as **** !

week later feels like my junk is being stung by wasps or something, dont think ingrown hairs but just the stubbliness of mid length sorta propping em around like a conker, just nasty
User avatar #113 to #81 - steelbubble (09/25/2012) [-]
That stops happening after you continue doing it
User avatar #11 to #5 - anonymousattorney (09/24/2012) [-]
Neither will I. Because, seriously: why the hell would I shave your pubes?
User avatar #111 to #11 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
Because if they get too long you may accidentally grab one while masturbating then yank it out.

That **** ******* hurts, man.
User avatar #112 to #111 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
And then I realise that you were making a joke and **** I'm stupid, I'll go.
User avatar #197 to #112 - TheExile (09/25/2012) [-]
I was going to call you out at first, just to let you know what he was really saying. Then you made me, a lot. Thumbs for you.
User avatar #106 to #11 - navac (09/25/2012) [-]
To tell the little kids down the street that it's facial hair.
#202 to #11 - jimbobji (09/25/2012) [-]
MFW you get more love than me
MFW you get more love than me
#79 - tallperson (09/25/2012) [-]
Stop it, Stop it! This thread is entirely too silly. Now, I've noticed a tendency for this website to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly. Those two last pictures I saw did got very silly indeed, and that last one about the bed was even sillier. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do... except perhaps my wife and some of her friends... oh yes and Captain Johnston. Come to think of it most people likes a good laugh more than I do. But that's beside the point. Now, let's have a good clean healthy outdoor thread. Get some air into your lungs. Ten, nine, eight and all that.
#56 - fappertheman (09/25/2012) [-]
I'm not shaving my pubes... I plan on having Osama bin Laden's beard on my crotch.
User avatar #69 to #56 - AMTZ (09/25/2012) [-]
I take your Osama bin Laden and raise you a Billy Gibbons.
User avatar #76 to #69 - rel (09/25/2012) [-]
If someone goes full Gandalf, then kudos.
User avatar #29 - cullenatorguy (09/25/2012) [-]
Directly after shaving: Itchy as ****
Day or two later: Short hairs are like daggers, I'm stabbed repeatedly with every step
One week: A bit more comfortable
Two weeks: Perfect length, very comfortable, looks good too
Three weeks: Starting to get tangled a bit
One month: It's a jungle now

I've done it twice, and until some technique comes along to make it more comfortable, I'm not shaving.
User avatar #59 to #29 - dezcry (09/25/2012) [-]
shave like every two weeks to the grain everywhere. when it gets long is when it will hurt you the most. im 16 btw
User avatar #39 to #29 - mutilatedjello (09/25/2012) [-]
Give it a "1" with an electric shaver, its absolutely prime.
User avatar #30 to #29 - ogctom (09/25/2012) [-]
hair clipper with a guard on works
#151 - fixator (09/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #32 - eloso (09/25/2012) [-]
QWOP like a sir!
#131 - giustobuffo (09/25/2012) [-]
The Ministry of Silly Walks be ALL over shaved pubes.
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