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#2 - dirtybadger
Reply +140
(09/23/2012) [-]
when my parents have friends over i always walk in the room not realizing and then they're all like "wow dirtybadger you've grown" and then i'm like "Bitch who're you?"
#17 to #2 - thepyras
Reply +7
(09/24/2012) [-]
Why is it that that's always the go-to greeting for parents' friends?

"You've grown so much!"

I just think, "I was one year old when you last saw me. I hope I've grown." What are you supposed to say to that, anyway? Thank you?
#8 to #2 - kingthatcrawls
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(09/24/2012) [-]
It's crazy how you were lucky enough to get your username the same as your birth name, Dirtybadger.
#41 to #8 - Roflcoptter
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(09/24/2012) [-]
I always end up jumping a little, walking into a room and not noticing them till they say anything.
#74 to #8 - colegaleener
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(09/24/2012) [-]
i got mine too..
#73 - grimmwaters ONLINE
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(09/24/2012) [-]
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#137 to #73 - filip
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(09/24/2012) [-]
What program did yo use to make that?
#78 to #73 - alstorp
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(09/24/2012) [-]
Oh ****, my sides
#100 to #73 - wafflegrunt
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(09/24/2012) [-]
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#88 to #73 - sammyjankiis
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(09/24/2012) [-]
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#81 to #73 - spectralbanshee
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(09/24/2012) [-]
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#10 - WhattheNorris
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(09/24/2012) [-]
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#124 to #10 - anonymoose
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(09/24/2012) [-]
On Sunday I woke up in my friends house and didn't know the area. My friend gave me general directions on where the train station was, to get home [she was too hungover to move]. A while into the walk, I thought I'd ask a stranger where the station was just to be sure.

I got the train and walking from the station to my house, I saw the same man. He walked past me and said "I see you found the station".
~My cool story of the week.
#64 - gentlememe
Reply +50
(09/24/2012) [-]
That awkward moment when your parents invite the President of the United States over for dinner.
#86 to #64 - cherokeeirish
Reply -17
(09/24/2012) [-]
My dad would kill him... Problem solved for everybody.
#119 to #86 - McFuckUp
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(09/24/2012) [-]
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#3 - martiini
Reply +41
(09/23/2012) [-]
When I have guests over.
When I have guests over.
#140 - ballzach
Reply +31
(09/24/2012) [-]
I dont get it
#141 to #140 - Rukioish ONLINE
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(09/24/2012) [-]
#57 - haxorman
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(09/24/2012) [-]
#42 - I Am Monkey
Reply +29
(09/24/2012) [-]
MFW They show up while I'm already seated in the living room and I can't get up and leave immediately because it would be rude.
MFW They show up while I'm already seated in the living room and I can't get up and leave immediately because it would be rude.
#60 to #42 - kingantichrist
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(09/24/2012) [-]
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#44 to #42 - supersnake
Reply +12
(09/24/2012) [-]
**** that. its your house, leave whenever you want to leave.
**** that. its your house, leave whenever you want to leave.
#45 to #44 - I Am Monkey
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(09/24/2012) [-]
I'm sure that will go over well:   
>"Hi there I Am Monkey"   
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>"..."
I'm sure that will go over well:
>"Hi there I Am Monkey"
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>"..."
#47 to #44 - ratf
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(09/24/2012) [-]
#16 - JohnTheRipper
Reply +25
(09/24/2012) [-]
I walk around my house in my boxers with a cigar hanging out of my mouth when my sisters friends are over. not single **** is ever given.
#120 to #16 - McFuckUp
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(09/24/2012) [-]
I'm so used to correcting people's grammar on the internet that I was about to say that picture used the wrong your.
#18 to #16 - Esplosions
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(09/24/2012) [-]
I was yelling at my friend on Xbox Live (he had a Kinect for a mic in his living room, and his parents would blame him for not "controlling me") I walked up stairs to find out my grandparents were hosting their church's home-group.
#43 - narunarunaru
Reply +20
(09/24/2012) [-]
When asked to greet the guests during a guild run.