How to **** with a bungee jumper

#9 - piggernenis

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(09/19/2012)[-]

That's the most brilliant thing I've seen in ages.

#26 to #9 - menameselassie

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(09/19/2012)[-]

thats the most brilliant thing i saw 50 times this year

#28 to #26 - piggernenis

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(09/19/2012)[-]

#29 to #28 - menameselassie

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(09/19/2012)[-]

#31 to #29 - alexkaz

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(09/19/2012)[-]

I think you're lying

#94 to #29 - famouswillqc**User deleted account**

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(09/19/2012)[-]

#147 to #28 - dubzzzz

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(09/20/2012)[-]

#36 - codyxvasco

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(09/19/2012)[-]

They realized their prank was at fault when they spent more time planning the fake rope gag, then they did setting up his actually bungee harness.

His head collided with a sheep on the ground below.

He and the sheep suffer from brain trama.

#37 to #36 - smokedmeatlog

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(09/19/2012)[-]

i would almost believe that if he wasn't over a river

#39 to #37 - codyxvasco

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(09/19/2012)[-]

#41 to #39 - smokedmeatlog

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(09/19/2012)[-]

i stan-corrected

#40 to #39 - sirthomasburr

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(09/19/2012)[-]

touche

#38 to #37 - captnpl

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(09/19/2012)[-]

Sheep can swim.

#150 to #38 - codyxvasco

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(09/20/2012)[-]

States the fact before me,

0 thumbs

cruel work we live in huh?

#151 to #150 - codyxvasco

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(09/20/2012)[-]

*world

#2 - ezmack

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(09/19/2012)[-]

This was posted as a video earlier today

#5 to #2 - anon id: 52301e09

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(09/19/2012)[-]

Oh my god really? That changes my opinion on this content entirely. It is no longer funny.

#10 to #5 - Riukanojutsu

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(09/19/2012)[-]

#6 to #5 - ezmack

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(09/19/2012)[-]

Early bird GETS THE ******* WORM

Ass

#7 to #6 - pocketstooheavy

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(09/19/2012)[-]

No,

Reposter gets the Thumb.

That like... Rule #1 of FunnyJunk

#30 to #7 - anon id: 4162f494

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(09/19/2012)[-]

oh ffs
How FJ works these days:
>Look at content
>Say its a repost
>give him thumbs
>complain about him getting thumbs
>???
>Funnyjunk

#8 to #5 - bosskiss

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(09/19/2012)[-]

90% sure you are OP

#146 - TuhRainbowLlama

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(09/20/2012)[-]

How to ****, with a bungee jumper.

#153 to #146 - FightClub

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(09/20/2012)[-]

expected this to be the post

#184 to #153 - tyleronaflyer

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(09/20/2012)[-]

What is the name of that face?

#187 to #184 - anon id: 7b4fd47e

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(09/20/2012)[-]

Yaranaika. You have it as your avatar and you didn't know that?

#177 to #146 - abachonk

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(09/20/2012)[-]

#3 - hipsophobadon

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(09/19/2012)[-]

I would **** my pants

#71 to #3 - mattsman

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(09/19/2012)[-]

i would **** your pants too

#182 - Elderly Man

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(09/20/2012)[-]

#227 to #182 - TravisPastrana

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(09/20/2012)[-]

#180 - Silver Quantum

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(09/20/2012)[-]

right as he jumps:
troll: hey man you have to catch this rope! (saying it really quick)

#181 to #180 - geeko

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(09/20/2012)[-]

That's the joke... but for the ones that missed it

#185 to #181 - Silver Quantum

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(09/20/2012)[-]

i know that's the joke. but it would have been hilarious if a video was posted with the guy saying that.maybe he just threw the rope without saying anything. some people look away as soon as they jump so they wouldn't see the other guy throwing the rope

#190 to #185 - geeko

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(09/20/2012)[-]

Please continue, I'm not sure I yet understand.

#191 to #190 - Silver Quantum

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(09/20/2012)[-]

well, for example if you jump but look towards other direction as soon as you jump, you wouldn't see the guy throwing the rope, so the joke would be a failure (in case the guy throws the rope without saying anything)

#193 to #191 - geeko

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(09/20/2012)[-]

Wait, but what happens if i just jump off and you throw me the rope?

#211 to #193 - sherlockbatman

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(09/20/2012)[-]

well then...

#194 to #193 - Silver Quantum

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(09/20/2012)[-]

well if you don't look towards my direction, then you wouldn't see me throw the rope, if i don't say anything

#202 to #194 - sitodaboss

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(09/20/2012)[-]

wow thank you for clarifying that ... So they weren't playing tug-a-war

#204 to #202 - Silver Quantum

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(09/20/2012)[-]

#195 to #194 - geeko

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(09/20/2012)[-]

But then what would you say?

#197 to #195 - Silver Quantum

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(09/20/2012)[-]

well to make sure i'd get your attention i'd say something like what i said in the first comment.

#199 to #197 - geeko

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(09/20/2012)[-]

The wind velocity, direction of my travel and my speed would not allow your voice to travel fast enough so that I could hear you. So I'm really at am impasse at this point, I don't get the joke!

#200 to #199 - Silver Quantum

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(09/20/2012)[-]

that's why i mentioned in the first comment the troll would have to say it really fast, or at least just to get the guy's attention

#203 to #200 - geeko

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(09/20/2012)[-]

Or the troll could hide in plain site

#205 to #203 - Silver Quantum

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(09/20/2012)[-]

what do you mean?

#207 to #205 - geeko

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(09/20/2012)[-]

How can you possibly be this oblivious to your egregious overfeeding of the troll. I'm so full it hurts.

#210 to #207 - Silver Quantum

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(09/20/2012)[-]

i don't know. i guess i thought you were really THAT retarded that i had to explain it until you got my point

#213 to #210 - geeko

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(09/20/2012)[-]

lolol I didn't understand the joke that you retold and then explained 5 more times?

oh dear you are lost my friend

#214 to #213 - Silver Quantum

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(09/20/2012)[-]

how am I lost? how was I supposed to know you weren't THAT retarded?

#216 to #214 - geeko

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(09/20/2012)[-]

Is anyone?

If anyone truly is then degenerative evolution has taken hold.

#218 to #216 - Silver Quantum

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(09/20/2012)[-]

"Is anyone?"

No, you're right, among the 7 billion people that live in this world (where the majority have double digit IQ's) there is no one that is that retarded. how silly of me to think so.

and I'm the lost one...

#228 to #218 - cddamis

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#206 to #205 - hazardousmx

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#43 - oversoul

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#45 to #43 - kinglobster

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