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#636 - pinkpoofcloud
Reply +1
(09/02/2012) [-]
My dad did something similar to me when we rented a jet ski once.
#654 to #636 - SquishyHaribo
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(09/02/2012) [-]
My Dad molested me once
#694 to #654 - pinkpoofcloud
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(09/03/2012) [-]
Cool story bro, have a sticker! -gives pedobear sticker-
#695 to #694 - SquishyHaribo
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(09/03/2012) [-]
I'm glad you think my story was cool bro! your story was even cooler and I'm so glad that you used a large font so I didn't miss such a fantastic and hilarious story!
#696 to #695 - pinkpoofcloud
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(09/03/2012) [-]
_I can't help it. I'm an attention whore.

Take me for what I am, who I was meant to be. And if you give a damn, take me baby, or leave me.

_

#697 to #696 - SquishyHaribo
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(09/03/2012) [-]
#698 to #697 - pinkpoofcloud
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(09/03/2012) [-]
You hit me once, I hit you back, you gave a kick, I gave a smack, you smashed a plate over my head, then I set fire to our bed.
#699 to #698 - SquishyHaribo
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(09/03/2012) [-]
Like they rose from the dead again,
Such thoughts move straight through their head again,
Blessed as the children of men,
Who saw that swords strike less that the pen.

Surfacing from primordial waters
We are the sons and daughters of Rawkus,
Take your pretence to the slaughter,
Leave adversaries hung, drawn in quarters.

As we awoke that morning, yawning,
Blessed with a new skin forming,
Eyes squinting, claret still pouring,
Fists clenched, grasping, crying out calling,
Lungs gasping, absorbing endorphin,
We this unsuccessful abortion,
Spartan spawn, sworn,
Raised for warring,
All told and we're reborn again.
#701 to #699 - pinkpoofcloud
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(09/03/2012) [-]
Open Condom Style!
#702 to #701 - SquishyHaribo
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(09/03/2012) [-]
you've failed the test I'm afraid, the marriage is off.
#703 to #702 - pinkpoofcloud
Reply +1
(09/03/2012) [-]
That wasn't my guess!
#700 to #699 - SquishyHaribo
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(09/03/2012) [-]
I will love you forever if you can guess who this is and what song without googling it
#704 to #700 - pinkpoofcloud
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(09/03/2012) [-]
Hadouken Rebirth!
#706 to #704 - SquishyHaribo
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(09/03/2012) [-]
TAKE ME NOW
TAKE ME NOW
#713 to #706 - pinkpoofcloud
Reply 0
(09/04/2012) [-]
PREPARE YOUR ANUS!





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