What would you change?. .. I would turn everyone into lesbians. Sexy lesbians.
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#5 - anon (08/22/2012) [-]
The world after gingers take over...
#131 to #5 - anon (08/23/2012) [-]
there seems to be an opening in the red-headed league
User avatar #233 to #5 - haveagoodone (08/23/2012) [-]
1) go to this event
2) sell sun screen
3) money.
User avatar #84 to #5 - ilovehitler (08/23/2012) [-]
I think they have, or had, a show like that.
Life after people.
#165 - grahamernazi (08/23/2012) [-]
Anyone else notice that Rupert Grint's hair moves forward dramatically when he speaks? It's...disturbing me.
User avatar #173 to #165 - TheUsername (08/23/2012) [-]
And his eyes get WAY less chinky LOL
#154 - badooda (08/23/2012) [-]
War. War never changes.
#155 to #154 - weedallusion (08/23/2012) [-]
The guy that narrates the FO games also narrates 1000 Ways to Die. Fun fact.
#158 to #155 - badooda (08/23/2012) [-]
Also a fun fact, the guy who plays Crabbe actually was arrested in the London riots reportedly having a molotov cocktail and cops also found him in the possession of drugs. He is currently in jail for 2 years.
#159 to #158 - weedallusion (08/23/2012) [-]
Crabbe from Harry Potter?
User avatar #160 to #159 - badooda (08/23/2012) [-]
Yep Jamie Waylett. That's why he isn't in the last movies.
#161 to #160 - weedallusion (08/23/2012) [-]
No **** ? Wow, learn something new every day.
#196 to #160 - anon (08/23/2012) [-]
Thanks for sharing !
Thanks for sharing !
User avatar #166 to #155 - mofalcon (08/23/2012) [-]
That would be Ron Perlman I believe.
#168 to #166 - weedallusion (08/23/2012) [-]
You would be correct, he also played Hellboy and The Lich (From Adventure Time). That's all I know he's done.
#174 to #154 - TheSock (08/23/2012) [-]
War. War has changed
#69 - anon (08/23/2012) [-]
Ask Hitler to kill spiders instead of jews.
User avatar #214 - punisherswar (08/23/2012) [-]
War?...war never changes...
#217 to #214 - notthistime ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
this.
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#222 to #221 - notthistime ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
like what
#167 - psydoc (08/23/2012) [-]
Still the most serious answer of the bunch.
#99 - ragingbrony ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
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No more noses....See how everyone else likes it!
#36 - lolollo (08/23/2012) [-]
All of the ones where it's something they want removed, and then "happiness".
#30 - sathrax (08/23/2012) [-]
if every girl was a ginger I'd be in heaven.
#33 to #30 - anon (08/23/2012) [-]
yes
#37 - silverlance (08/23/2012) [-]
Happiness? not on my watch ************
#82 to #37 - katiewoman (08/23/2012) [-]
I dunno, I was pretty happy when Greyback KILLED THE ANNOYING BITCH!

ha-HA!! Justice!
User avatar #87 to #82 - victoryismine (08/23/2012) [-]
I can't remember. Did she die in the book? I don't even remember her dying in the movie. I'm going to have to re-read the last book and re-watch the last movie again. I suppose she was just so insignificant to me that I didn't notice.
#97 to #87 - seajayjoonyo (08/23/2012) [-]
She didn't die in the book, but it's implied that she did in the movie.
User avatar #98 to #97 - victoryismine (08/23/2012) [-]
Ok. Thanks.
#31 - fuckinirohman (08/23/2012) [-]
If I had one wish (other than a million wishes) I think it would be to have the ability, resources, and security to build my own mechsuit. Then I'd fly overseas and end the wars myself!
#58 to #31 - ponyfcker (08/23/2012) [-]
Mine would be the nano suit.
#68 to #58 - darthblam (08/23/2012) [-]
The nano suit can't fly.

But if we're talking about any kind of mechanical battle suits.. I'd prefer a Spartan's Mjolnir suit along with their genetic/technological enhancements... without having to go through the process of getting them of course...
#70 to #68 - ponyfcker (08/23/2012) [-]
The nano  suit may not be able to fly, however with maximum armor you can still fall great distances without harming yourself. With the nano catalyst, "controlled falling" you can still fall while in control of where your falling.
The nano suit may not be able to fly, however with maximum armor you can still fall great distances without harming yourself. With the nano catalyst, "controlled falling" you can still fall while in control of where your falling.
#195 to #68 - anon (08/23/2012) [-]
Why use a suit, when you could be augmented?
User avatar #203 to #195 - granate (08/23/2012) [-]
Because he doesn't have much armor? DUUUUUH
#38 to #31 - intimeaux (08/23/2012) [-]
So..Iron Man.
#76 to #38 - fuckinirohman (08/23/2012) [-]
Yes basically.  Though I'd change the helmet so that no facial features are visible, just a blank slate of armor (sensors and cameras to orient/ survey environment what have you).  I think that it would creep out an enemy force more?  Unfortunately, I can't do math enough for FJ items, so yeah.  I'd ad in a feature to the suit that makes it adept at hand to hand combat, and I'd ad in a portal-gun like device.   
   
Also when not fighting, it would be a blast to just 			****		 with people.
Yes basically. Though I'd change the helmet so that no facial features are visible, just a blank slate of armor (sensors and cameras to orient/ survey environment what have you). I think that it would creep out an enemy force more? Unfortunately, I can't do math enough for FJ items, so yeah. I'd ad in a feature to the suit that makes it adept at hand to hand combat, and I'd ad in a portal-gun like device.

Also when not fighting, it would be a blast to just **** with people.
#10 - tyrathius ONLINE (08/22/2012) [-]
I would turn everyone into lesbians.

Sexy lesbians.
#85 to #10 - hillko (08/23/2012) [-]
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#34 to #10 - zsabber (08/23/2012) [-]
but then there would be no dicks!
#40 to #10 - caesarslegion ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
Then no one would have sex with you.
User avatar #55 to #40 - SgtBaha (08/23/2012) [-]
implying tyrathius is male
User avatar #56 to #55 - caesarslegion ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
There are no females on the internet.
#74 to #56 - SgtBaha (08/23/2012) [-]
True. True.
#43 to #40 - robotcomander ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
what is that picture from
User avatar #44 to #43 - caesarslegion ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
It's Lassybot-3000.
#45 to #44 - robotcomander ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
from? (besides russia)
User avatar #46 to #45 - caesarslegion ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
It was a Russian experiment in the cold war, you know that video of the Russian's reviving the severed dog head? That was part of the experiment for the picture.
#47 to #46 - robotcomander ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
I've never seen a video of a Russian revving a dogs head
User avatar #48 to #47 - caesarslegion ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
Oh man, look it up. These Russians revived a severed dog head.
#49 to #48 - robotcomander ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
is it on Youtube?!
User avatar #50 to #49 - caesarslegion ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
I think so.
User avatar #13 to #10 - fenriroflolbot (08/22/2012) [-]
That's ******* genius!

We wouldn't be able to reproduce, but I think that's a pretty decent trade off.
User avatar #16 to #13 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
no, it is possible for women to reproduce asexually but it would just need some extra help, by putting the necessary genetic code into the egg you could make a baby, the sperm cell is just a way of carrying that
User avatar #86 to #16 - ilovehitler (08/23/2012) [-]
Being lesbian doesn't stop them from being able to reproduce.
They just may not enjoy it. But how, when faced with the survival of the species, does enjoyment factor in?
There would be a law that every women has to have a child, and if they cannot find a suitable mate, they will be raped.
User avatar #88 to #86 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
he was talking about changing everyone to sexy lesbians, no exceptions
User avatar #89 to #88 - ilovehitler (08/23/2012) [-]
Ah, I thought he was only talking about the female population...
Shame. A rape law would be interesting.
#90 to #89 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
yeah, but with my sense of right and wrong that I would ever be able to rape someone and then live with the guilt, I have seen how it breaks people, it is one of the worst things I have ever seen.

sorry for the feels take a happy hedgehog to lighten the mood
User avatar #92 to #90 - ilovehitler (08/23/2012) [-]
Hmm. Morality doesn't have much role in saving a species, though. And any species with a rape law would likely have it due to a lack of population.
User avatar #93 to #92 - ilovehitler (08/23/2012) [-]
Clarifying last bit,

A lack of population or lack of population willing to bare children.
User avatar #95 to #93 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
well what could happen is that he could reverse the statistics of straight and homosexual women thus leaving a sizable demographic of the population still being straight and thus allowing for the population to survive, if not for long
User avatar #29 to #16 - fenriroflolbot (08/23/2012) [-]
Awesome! Now we just need to find a genie or some **** ...
User avatar #32 to #29 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
that or a scientist
#39 to #32 - icytime ONLINE (08/23/2012) [-]
Or we could just wish for everyone to be IMMORTAL sexy lesbians!
Or we could just wish for everyone to be IMMORTAL sexy lesbians!
User avatar #51 to #39 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
I LIKE THIS GUY!!! I only see one flaw in that logic tho, what about the assholes
User avatar #52 to #51 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
or in this case, bitches
User avatar #253 to #32 - fenriroflolbot (08/25/2012) [-]
GET ON IT SCIENTISTS!
#19 to #16 - anon (08/23/2012) [-]
vandread did it, cant be that hard
User avatar #20 to #19 - instakill (08/23/2012) [-]
no its just isolating a strand of DNA and putting it into a form with which the egg will read
and then we have needles that are able to pierce the egg
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#77 - amanpig (08/23/2012) [-]
every one can have mash potatoes when ever they want it will just appear out of thin air
User avatar #66 - eight (08/23/2012) [-]
If I could change one thing? I know! Instead of the trade centers, pentagon and united 93 being destroyed on 9/11, the rag heads should have attacked congress.
User avatar #64 - randybutternub (08/23/2012) [-]
What do you want to change about the world?

The happiness. Definitely the happiness.
#62 - Shotsam (08/23/2012) [-]
Making everyone a ginger would level out the inequality a little bit at least...
#138 - therealdoctor (08/23/2012) [-]
Still not ginger.
#17 - anon (08/23/2012) [-]
WTF happened to his hair as he started talking...
User avatar #15 - Nihatclodra (08/22/2012) [-]
At least "Everyone being Ginger" is better than Voldemort's wish... I like my nose...
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