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#85 - infinitereaper
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(08/20/2012) [-]
The only solution to obesity is something kids can understand
I propose every kid play this game
I don't believe in God and it still made me want to repent

Seriously though, gluttony is frightening and truly wrong, I feel for this kid,
He obviously overfed and it just stayed that way
#131 to #85 - anon
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(08/20/2012) [-]
bible humper
#121 to #85 - pajness
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(08/20/2012) [-]
fukken hated this boss so much
#115 to #85 - inathecold
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(08/20/2012) [-]
Took me forever to beat Dante's Inferno. Gluttony is were I got stuck, eventully figured it out. Ever since I've been eating less because that boss area was disgusting.
#222 to #115 - badgerbaiting
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(08/20/2012) [-]
My mate and I finished it in two different beer fuelled nights. What was the point in the moral choice thing? There was no alternate ending, no difference in upgrades you could buy, it's like they spent all the money for writing on graphics for the cut scenes. Or rendering Dante's hairy arse in the end cut scene.

And for a pious virgin, Beatrice was alarmingly keen to get her tits out.
#235 to #222 - inathecold
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(08/21/2012) [-]
Well, I believe the moral choice was what you believe in, not that it affects the game in any way. Pretty sure they didn't need to show Satan's dick swaying in circles just like Dante's ass, but it's their choice, not ours. Personally the only thing I didn't like about the game was how that one ladies tit's had mouths for nipples and dispensed things.   
MFW all those years going to church was ruined by a video game.
Well, I believe the moral choice was what you believe in, not that it affects the game in any way. Pretty sure they didn't need to show Satan's dick swaying in circles just like Dante's ass, but it's their choice, not ours. Personally the only thing I didn't like about the game was how that one ladies tit's had mouths for nipples and dispensed things.
MFW all those years going to church was ruined by a video game.
#237 to #235 - badgerbaiting
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(08/21/2012) [-]
It made a fair case of terrifying me against tits. I needed to spend a good hour watching nice tits after the lust level.
#108 to #85 - badgerbaiting
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(08/20/2012) [-]
Fairly **** game. Basically God of War with ******** story. Dante even has prominant red body art. Zero Puntuation do a pretty funny review of it. http://www(.)youtube(.)com/watch?v=_0ujx2JnjkA

And if you're fat, you should be legally obligated to be jolly/ hilarious. Or used in giant hamster wheels that produce electricity, which would also reduce obesity. I really should be prime minister of the world with ideas like this.
#109 to #108 - infinitereaper
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(08/20/2012) [-]
Lots of crazy angry people responding today....
#112 to #109 - badgerbaiting
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(08/20/2012) [-]
Just crazy thank you. I personally feel that fat people are hilarious. I love them from their double chins, to their large moobs; from their invisible genitalia to their cankles. But the hamster wheel plan has merit; they produce electricity and lose weight. They could be paid for how much electricity they produce. And, it reduces obesity. Genius I tell you.

Incidentally the original Dante's divine Comedy was a massive "**** YOU" to the papacy, the city of Florence, and anyone he didn't like. Tough as **** to read though.
#97 to #85 - anon
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(08/20/2012) [-]
I ******* hate the whole obesity freak out thing.  The only reason kids are so goddamn fat is because they never ******* do anything.  I eat like a ******* pig, and I still have a 29" waist, because I run x-country.  Seriously, if kids would just get off their asses and do ****, they wouldn't be a bunch of fat *****.  But, of course, here in America, it always has to be somebody else's fault.
I ******* hate the whole obesity freak out thing. The only reason kids are so goddamn fat is because they never ******* do anything. I eat like a ******* pig, and I still have a 29" waist, because I run x-country. Seriously, if kids would just get off their asses and do ****, they wouldn't be a bunch of fat *****. But, of course, here in America, it always has to be somebody else's fault.
#107 to #97 - oldiemongrain
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(08/20/2012) [-]
I'm a 17 year old male, 6 feet tall, eat more fried chicken than a black man, don't exercise at all, and I only weigh 150 lbs

What's your point?
#119 to #107 - amsel
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(08/20/2012) [-]
lol 6ft 135 lb and I'm the same way. Hooray for good genes.
#110 to #107 - sidekickman
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(08/20/2012) [-]
A lot of that can be genetic or something. I think it's metabolism, since I hardly exercise, eat tons of ****, and weight 130 at 5'6"
#105 to #97 - infinitereaper
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#89 to #85 - ninjawizards
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(08/20/2012) [-]
what game is it?
#90 to #89 - infinitereaper
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(08/20/2012) [-]
Dante's Inferno like it says on the picture
#91 to #90 - ninjawizards
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(08/20/2012) [-]
ah yeah there it is. ta