Doesn't matter. had sex.. At first I expected a car to plow through the herd, then I wondered what that hideous monster was, then I realized. Doesn't matter had sex At first I expected a car to plow through the herd then wondered what that hideous monster was realized
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#2 - xinsai
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(08/18/2012) [-]
I wonder what would happen if it fell over during that....would it kink like a straw? :O
#10 to #2 - desuforeverlulz
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(08/19/2012) [-]
Whaaat...? Naw, it would just slide right out.
#3 to #2 - autoxx ONLINE
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(08/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, bulls break their schlongs fairly often in regular sex, it's why artificial insemination of cattle is so common now.
#4 to #3 - xinsai
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(08/19/2012) [-]
my dick hurts just after reading that.
#5 to #4 - autoxx ONLINE
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(08/19/2012) [-]
That's the reason I wouldn't want to be black...

...Well, that and the fact that you would be black
#6 to #5 - xinsai
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(08/19/2012) [-]
How about a midget? It would still happen then!
#7 to #6 - autoxx ONLINE
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(08/19/2012) [-]
Midgets seldom have donkey dong.
#8 to #7 - xinsai
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(08/19/2012) [-]
:| I meant you on a female midget... but now i have the image of mini-me with his "tripod" body in my head now.

I think that is enough internets for me today.
#9 to #8 - autoxx ONLINE
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(08/19/2012) [-]
This is the point where you do most of your desensitizing training. To quit interneting now would be such a waste.
#1 - tariv
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(08/18/2012) [-]
At first I expected a car to plow through the herd, then I wondered what that hideous monster was, then I realized.
At first I expected a car to plow through the herd, then I wondered what that hideous monster was, then I realized.