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#109 - Loststorm
Reply +34
(08/12/2012) [-]
My band teacher told us that when we are marching, stop for NOBODY.  We have clearance to literally walk over people if they're in our path.
My band teacher told us that when we are marching, stop for NOBODY. We have clearance to literally walk over people if they're in our path.
#150 to #109 - thatdamngreek
Reply -3
(08/12/2012) [-]
I saw a legit double rainbow at the Braves vs. Marlins game last week.... I came lightning
I saw a legit double rainbow at the Braves vs. Marlins game last week.... I came lightning
#139 to #109 - ZakyNine
Reply +1
(08/12/2012) [-]
let the bass drums do it, it's more fun
#136 to #109 - shmitty
Reply +2
(08/12/2012) [-]
**shmitty rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Get Well Soon! ** mfw i hit a judge at competition and no one took footage
#120 to #109 - weyeumadbro
Reply +11
(08/12/2012) [-]
>>Piano teacher tell you not to stop for anybody
>>old lady ambles in the way confused about where she is
>>trample her to death
>>in court "band teacher gave me clearance"
>>Prison dontdropthesoap.jpg
#455 to #120 - dontdropthesoap
Reply 0
(08/13/2012) [-]
Yes, what would you like?
#129 to #120 - funkyguy
Reply +17
(08/12/2012) [-]
My band teacher did the same thing,  so did my track coach.   
   
>>Be running 400m dash   
>>be in first place   
>>kid runs in front of me   
>>totally obliterate the **** out of him   
>>causes huge trip fest behind me   
>>MFW I beat all the black guys and kenyans
My band teacher did the same thing, so did my track coach.

>>Be running 400m dash
>>be in first place
>>kid runs in front of me
>>totally obliterate the **** out of him
>>causes huge trip fest behind me
>>MFW I beat all the black guys and kenyans
#126 to #120 - Loststorm
Reply 0
(08/12/2012) [-]
Well he did say to go around really small babies and really senile people.

But a kid like in the GIF, we can topple him like he's nothing.
#132 to #126 - weyeumadbro
Reply +1
(08/12/2012) [-]
ok even better, kid being a prick? His punishment is death by our feet!
#152 to #132 - schneidend
Reply 0
(08/12/2012) [-]
Sounds fair to me. Who needs the little ****? We're a hair's breadth from engulfing the world in flesh and **** as it is.