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#109 - Loststorm (08/12/2012) [-]
My band teacher told us that when we are marching, stop for NOBODY.  We have clearance to literally walk over people if they're in our path.
My band teacher told us that when we are marching, stop for NOBODY. We have clearance to literally walk over people if they're in our path.
#150 to #109 - thatdamngreek (08/12/2012) [-]
I saw a legit double rainbow at the Braves vs. Marlins game last week.... I came lightning
I saw a legit double rainbow at the Braves vs. Marlins game last week.... I came lightning
#139 to #109 - ZakyNine (08/12/2012) [-]
let the bass drums do it, it's more fun
#136 to #109 - shmitty (08/12/2012) [-]
**shmitty rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Get Well Soon! ** mfw i hit a judge at competition and no one took footage
User avatar #120 to #109 - weyeumadbro (08/12/2012) [-]
>>Piano teacher tell you not to stop for anybody
>>old lady ambles in the way confused about where she is
>>trample her to death
>>in court "band teacher gave me clearance"
>>Prison dontdropthesoap.jpg
User avatar #455 to #120 - dontdropthesoap (08/13/2012) [-]
Yes, what would you like?
#129 to #120 - funkyguy (08/12/2012) [-]
My band teacher did the same thing,  so did my track coach.   
   
>>Be running 400m dash   
>>be in first place   
>>kid runs in front of me   
>>totally obliterate the 						****					 out of him   
>>causes huge trip fest behind me   
>>MFW I beat all the black guys and kenyans
My band teacher did the same thing, so did my track coach.

>>Be running 400m dash
>>be in first place
>>kid runs in front of me
>>totally obliterate the **** out of him
>>causes huge trip fest behind me
>>MFW I beat all the black guys and kenyans
User avatar #126 to #120 - Loststorm (08/12/2012) [-]
Well he did say to go around really small babies and really senile people.

But a kid like in the GIF, we can topple him like he's nothing.
User avatar #132 to #126 - weyeumadbro (08/12/2012) [-]
ok even better, kid being a prick? His punishment is death by our feet!
User avatar #152 to #132 - schneidend (08/12/2012) [-]
Sounds fair to me. Who needs the little **** ? We're a hair's breadth from engulfing the world in flesh and **** as it is.
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