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#179 - anonymous (07/20/2012) [-]
Alright, this looks like a good place to comment, still at least 2 hours left on this post.
Now that I'm settled in, I'd like to ask a question:

Can any of you think of a reason why I shouldn't kill myself?

I've read a few articles over the past few hours discussing suicide and whatnot, some of them good some of them bad, but I thought I'd ask one of my favorite sites to see if they had anything to tell me other than the usual "there's still so much ahead of you" and "think about your family".
Out of all I've read so far, the one reason that had any merit in my mind was that most people pussy out at the last second and end up just sitting in a coma for 10-20 years and then die from choking on their tongue.
Red or green thumbs are beyond pointless for this comment unless you feel like more people need to see it.
#214 to #179 - anonymous (07/20/2012) [-]
Season 3 of MLP :D
(Incoming red thumbs for revealing myself)
User avatar #213 to #179 - selawela (07/20/2012) [-]
because we love you.
User avatar #211 to #179 - tankeruber (07/20/2012) [-]
Have you seen 1-8 seasons of scrubs? If no, ******* watch em. And steer clear of facebook etc. that make your hope in humanity dwindle.
#210 to #179 - Blasphemer (07/20/2012) [-]
Maybe if you would mind explaining your reasons I could give you more precise answer.
User avatar #209 to #179 - donekilledyou (07/20/2012) [-]
Because it's possible to get over whatever problems you're going through and have a fun life, rather than end it prematurely. The only problem that lasts forever is death, it's best not to throw yourself into it.
User avatar #204 to #179 - robxsandwich (07/20/2012) [-]
Well you're going to die anyway, so you may as well live the rest of your life through and enjoy iy. Who knows what will happen after you die, so just stick with it and the bad times will pass by. Also, think about someone you love most, and imagine life without them anymore. That's what'll happen if you go through with it. And this goes for everyone contemplating suicide.
#198 to #179 - anonymous (07/20/2012) [-]
Why don't you get professional help instead of asking teh kids on this site. I'm sure you can get alot more usefull information out of a psychiatrist than asking random people.
User avatar #212 to #198 - tankeruber (07/20/2012) [-]
Sometimes, random people give the best advice.
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User avatar #197 to #179 - skorpius (07/20/2012) [-]
Watch Cast Away. That will help a lot.
User avatar #203 to #197 - skorpius (07/20/2012) [-]
Or just this specific scene. It has always made me feel better.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaA_fSYfmTQ
#196 to #179 - anonymous (07/20/2012) [-]
Seems to me you've been getting the bad slice of life. Go out and mingle with others, people can have a positive effect On your psych. Once you meet that significant other and have good friends, you'll wonder why yu ever wanted to commit suicide. There's always someone waiting out there to meet you.
User avatar #189 to #179 - profarnsworth (07/20/2012) [-]
Because once you hit rock bottom you can only go up. You were the one who out swam and out muscled the other sperm to your mothers egg, you were the one who was strong enough to develop from a fetus into a newborn, from a newborn into a child, from a child to a teen, etc. You have been fighting your entire life, sure you may be tired of fighting but you know what, so were your ancestors. Yet they still fought everyday so that you could be born, so that you could have the chance to fight for your life. You are privileged to be alive today. It is not because of you that you are alive, no it is because of your ancestors and your parents that you are alive. Do you honestly think that killing yourself would make anything better? No matter how hard life gets, no matter how ****** and hopeless things seem we have to pick ourselves up and keep moving forward. Because thats what you have been doing your whole life, thats what humans have been doing for centuries. You can change any situation, you can do anything you want, you can be whoever you want to be. All you have to do is keep moving forward and never forget that no matter how ****** life gets, there is always something to look forward to. You may not know what that thing is but i promise you that there is something out there that will make you happy even if its for a minute, an hour, or the rest of your life. There are plenty of reasons to live, you just have to find them.

tl;dr You have been fighting your whole life, there is a reason for all that fighting.
User avatar #188 to #179 - berentzen (07/20/2012) [-]
Don't do it!
Think of all the reposts you will miss!
User avatar #184 to #179 - saintshenanigans ONLINE (07/20/2012) [-]
because if you kill yourself there will be no boobs left for you to see, no pokemons left to play, and no balls left to scratch.

maybe you should go buy a puppy, or meet someone on eharmony, or something? (don't tell them the whole suicide thing, though.)
User avatar #182 to #179 - ThirteenthNova (07/20/2012) [-]
If you kill yourself then THEY win. **** them
User avatar #181 to #179 - midnightflower (07/20/2012) [-]
You're seriously asking the internet?
#183 to #181 - anonymous (07/20/2012) [-]
I don't see why the hell not.
I've seen a lot of different people come through this site, some of them idiots and some of them inspirations, I just wanted to see if one of my favorite communities had anything to say to a suicidal.
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