I believe I can fly... (morbid). ...I believe I can touch the sky!.. Two guys were sitting in a bar at the 27th floor, drinking. One of them said: "Hey, did you know that the winds out there are so strong that if you jump ou
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I believe I can fly... (morbid)

I believe I can fly... (morbid). ...I believe I can touch the sky!.. Two guys were sitting in a bar at the 27th floor, drinking. One of them said: "Hey, did you know that the winds out there are so strong that if you jump ou

...I believe I can touch the sky!

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User avatar #10 - Emers (07/18/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I like how he magically disappears.
#16 to #10 - drdr (07/18/2012) [-]
He didn't disappear, he just flew off to save the world.
He didn't disappear, he just flew off to save the world.
#46 - thechosentroll (07/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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Two guys were sitting in a bar at the 27th floor, drinking. One of them said:
"Hey, did you know that the winds out there are so strong that if you jump out the window you'll fly back in?"
"Dude, that's ******** "
"Nah, nah, I'll prove it!" so he jumps out and, soon enough safely gets lifted by the wind an flies back in. The second guy was amazed:
"DUDE! THAT WAS AWESOME! I wanna try!" and jumped out.
5 minutes later the bartender came over to the first guy and said:
"You know, you're real dick when you're drunk, Superman!"
#28 - narunarunaru (07/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
And Not a Single **** Was Given That Day.
#116 - ijiek (07/18/2012) [+] (5 replies)
we are all around you
User avatar #126 - ryantheatheist (07/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
he forgot to synchronize
#84 - mrgoodbunny (07/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**** that, i'ma chill.
User avatar #20 - kyfvini (07/18/2012) [-]
he had to go

his people needed him
#31 - alfrebecht (07/18/2012) [-]
I love the missing second where the person would actually fall. It's missing from the full gif too.
I love the missing second where the person would actually fall. It's missing from the full gif too.
#109 - xisaiahx (07/18/2012) [+] (5 replies)
THERE IS FRIED CHICKEN OUTSIDE!
#121 - icescream (07/18/2012) [-]
Guy laying down in the middle with the black shirt.
#74 - callmematt (07/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
is it just me or does he just fade away once he passes the ledge?
User avatar #86 to #74 - sixstringdemon (07/18/2012) [-]
you respawn if you go outside the map
User avatar #70 - ishalltroll (07/18/2012) [-]
The adrenaline rush this guy must've had til he hit the ground must've been amazing.
#69 - thefasrdog (07/18/2012) [-]
Was that a glitch in the matrix?
Was that a glitch in the matrix?
User avatar #148 - mabarii (07/18/2012) [+] (6 replies)
WHO THE **** FARTED !
#100 - fucklovegetcrunk (07/18/2012) [-]
almost shat myself when "I Believe I Can Fly" started playing on my t.v. at the exact moment the guy jumped- thumb for you!!!
almost shat myself when "I Believe I Can Fly" started playing on my t.v. at the exact moment the guy jumped- thumb for you!!!
User avatar #113 - Harjyot (07/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I dream about it every day and night!
#93 - arsyro (07/18/2012) [-]
Last part I credit to comment 84
Last part I credit to comment 84
#65 - rudelbumza (07/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
<FULL VERSION
<FULL VERSION
User avatar #36 - slobiscuit (07/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I dont see how this is morbid...it doesnt even show you the body
User avatar #37 to #36 - scalpofawhiteman (07/18/2012) [-]
This is 'just' morbid. If it showed the body go 'phump' it would be gore. Morbid isn't just gore. :)
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