Not sure if.... .. Does anyone know if dyslexia is something you can develop? I've been getting this sharp pain in my rectum when I put tobasco sauce in it, I think I have dyslexi
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User avatar #1 - FeeFieFoe (07/17/2012) [-]
Does anyone know if dyslexia is something you can develop? I've been getting this sharp pain in my rectum when I put tobasco sauce in it, I think I have dyslexia.
#2 to #1 - anon (07/17/2012) [-]
give this man a medal! one his stupidity can comprehend!
User avatar #37 to #2 - Mooose (07/17/2012) [-]
Take em' like a man.
#425 to #37 - anon (07/17/2012) [-]
He's anon...
#186 to #2 - tricher (07/17/2012) [-]
Anon
Anon
#73 to #2 - budbrown (07/17/2012) [-]
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#423 to #2 - trivdiego ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
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#543 to #423 - anon (07/17/2012) [-]
Does anyone have that gif of that guy on the bed waving his legs around?
User avatar #611 to #543 - trivdiego ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
that really oddly unnerving one?
#167 to #1 - briicrasher (07/17/2012) [-]
bahaha
bahaha
User avatar #558 to #1 - Noah (07/17/2012) [-]
Yeah man... it could also be tourettes.
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#354 to #93 - anon (07/17/2012) [-]
faggot
#435 to #1 - anon (07/17/2012) [-]
Can someone explain this joke to me please?
User avatar #507 to #435 - FeeFieFoe (07/17/2012) [-]
Yes.
#517 to #507 - anon (07/17/2012) [-]
Someone explain this joke to me. :P
User avatar #523 to #517 - FeeFieFoe (07/17/2012) [-]
Okay.
#730 to #523 - anon (07/18/2012) [-]
... well ****
User avatar #540 to #1 - miilkbone (07/17/2012) [-]
This is why I still come to funnyjunk.
#42 to #1 - jakols (07/17/2012) [-]
you just won in life
you just won in life
#134 to #1 - chowbot (07/17/2012) [-]
Are you using chrome though?
#251 to #1 - Ouronlysaviortwo (07/17/2012) [-]
Well it all depends, are you using red or green pepper tobasco sauce?   
If red- Cancer   
If green- Super Cancer
Well it all depends, are you using red or green pepper tobasco sauce?
If red- Cancer
If green- Super Cancer
#9 to #1 - ragingbrony ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
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I'm pretty sure that's cancer dude.
#102 to #9 - dlerp (07/17/2012) [-]
I googled the symptoms. It's definitely cancer.
I googled the symptoms. It's definitely cancer.
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User avatar #173 to #128 - killerliquid ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
I am the cancer, and i can confirm the symptoms.
#237 to #128 - arnas (07/17/2012) [-]
What a fine spore creation! And look at those dance moves! Unfortunately this one went wrong, any tips?
#580 to #128 - treehuggerkiller (07/18/2012) [-]
i am the cancer, i can confirm it is not cancer... IT  IS  AIDS...   
   
Please wait for gif to load, in the meanwhile think of this: If two witches are watching    
two watches which witch watch which watch?
i am the cancer, i can confirm it is not cancer... IT IS AIDS...

Please wait for gif to load, in the meanwhile think of this: If two witches are watching
two watches which witch watch which watch?
#297 to #9 - drillur (07/17/2012) [-]
Here's the gif if you would like it!
Here's the gif if you would like it!
User avatar #77 to #74 - novastroyer (07/17/2012) [-]
This guy is going places.
#239 - thescarface (07/17/2012) [-]
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#351 - xzylus (07/17/2012) [-]
Did you hear about the Dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa
User avatar #388 to #351 - ipwnallnubz (07/17/2012) [-]
Don't forget about the dyslexic agnostic.
The poor guy lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
#392 to #388 - anon (07/17/2012) [-]
i always though it was the dyslexic agnostic insominic?
#393 to #392 - ipwnallnubz (07/17/2012) [-]
Could be, but you don't really have to be an insomniac to lie awake at night.
#357 to #351 - anon (07/17/2012) [-]
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#13 - flabbawabbajabba (07/17/2012) [-]
ha ha you lose i have practice with this type of spelling from reading on facebook.
#12 - Derpraffe (07/17/2012) [-]
MFW I actually am dyslexic
User avatar #29 to #12 - thekinganon (07/17/2012) [-]
is this actually how it looks to read when your dyslexic?
User avatar #31 to #29 - Derpraffe (07/17/2012) [-]
It's got the idea right. But the way it's put forward is stupid.
I read 'policeman' as 'pelican' for example.
And sometimes I get the letters jumbled, so I will write 'd' as 'b' or 'p' and so on.
But most of the time I just look at a word and can't read it or I think of one and can't spell it.
I spent 5 minutes in my English exam trying to remember how to spell 'what' and another 5 trying to remember how to write the letter 'b'.

It's frustrating.
User avatar #616 to #31 - fromthefuture (07/18/2012) [-]
For a dyslexic person, you've got perfect grammar and spelling.
User avatar #734 to #616 - Derpraffe (07/18/2012) [-]
It was either suffer or learn.
I wasn't going to spend my life blaming everything on my dyslexia.
It took a lot more effort than the average person puts into learning grammar and spelling but now I'm better than others and people ask for my help.
It's not gone, it will never be gone, but my state of mind is well now.
User avatar #19 to #12 - aksion (07/17/2012) [-]
Than why are you on a site that mostly requires you to read?
#30 to #19 - Derpraffe (07/17/2012) [-]
I've been here so long it's hard to stop.
I've been here so long it's hard to stop.
User avatar #744 to #30 - stilch ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Nice gif.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jjaccobb (07/17/2012) [-]
maybe she likes the funny?
#21 to #20 - tarkin (07/17/2012) [-]
you must be new here...
User avatar #22 to #21 - jjaccobb (07/17/2012) [-]
nope.. been here for years..but i do know there is no funny on here
#24 to #22 - stilch ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
wait...so you said she must like the funny, then you said there is no funny. wtf?
User avatar #50 to #24 - PoisinSandwich (07/17/2012) [-]
He just backed himself into a corner.
User avatar #741 to #50 - stilch ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Yup, what a fool.
User avatar #740 to #53 - stilch ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Nice sarcasm, try using it elsewhere.
User avatar #752 to #740 - hardtuner (07/25/2014) [-]
A little bit late, just a little though.
User avatar #753 to #752 - stilch ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
Eh, my gf wanted me to go dress shopping with her. Just got back.
User avatar #742 to #22 - stilch ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Not very optimistic.
User avatar #743 to #21 - stilch ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
What you tarkin about?
User avatar #745 to #19 - stilch ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
*then*
#36 to #19 - anon (07/17/2012) [-]
well for most ppl it is not like in the picture to read when you have dyslexic
#243 - vatra (07/17/2012) [-]
Bloody hell. I'm mildly dyslexic, I have to use spell check on every comment I write (and I still miss **** ), But normally I don't have too much of an issue reading, might just have to read a word or two twice. It took me five minutes to decipher this.
#387 to #243 - lolkoi (07/17/2012) [-]
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So does being dyslexic work? Like this or..? I kinda want to know..
User avatar #398 to #387 - vatra (07/17/2012) [-]
It is one of those things where it is different for everybody that has it. For instance, it mostly messes with my ability to spell, if the word is longer than seven letters, I'm going to mess it up, no matter how much time or effort I put in to memorizing how it is spelled. It also makes it so sometimes I read the wrong word, or swap two words in a sentence, but that is rarely. But then I know people whose dyslexia ***** with the lettering arrangement, like they'll see the third letter as the first, and the second letter at the last. Hope this helped.
User avatar #401 to #398 - lolkoi (07/17/2012) [-]
Yeah it does, thanks man
#270 to #243 - turtleflare (07/17/2012) [-]
From your reaction image, I read this as you screaming.
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#232 - toasthhemost (07/17/2012) [-]
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#522 - ollietweak (07/17/2012) [-]
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#364 - anon (07/17/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7236541 at FJ Pony Thread **
User avatar #376 to #364 - lolkoi (07/17/2012) [-]
Weird things happen in there.. (referring to pony thread)
#151 - thepiratemonkey (07/17/2012) [-]
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#535 - abachonk (07/17/2012) [-]
I remembered how I read when I was a kid.

And had a feel
#366 - sweetsynths (07/17/2012) [-]
THE NUMBERS MASON!
#140 - jaigurudevaom (07/17/2012) [-]
I'm dyslexic
StooPPPPP
#692 - thale (07/18/2012) [-]
mfw
#542 - permanentlyscrewed (07/17/2012) [-]
**permanentlyscrewed rolled a random image posted in comment #123 at Rule 34 - No exceptions **
#138 - broorb (07/17/2012) [-]
Is this what it's like when you're dyslexic?
#144 to #138 - rrenierr (07/17/2012) [-]
not really

Its more like writing down ''te car'' somewhere,

and not even noticing that ''the'' is missing an H
User avatar #157 to #144 - timmywankenobi (07/17/2012) [-]
yep.
#579 to #144 - broorb (07/18/2012) [-]
I seee, okay.
#46 - kimmiealoo (07/17/2012) [-]
A short rant, WHY do companies hire dyslexic people to work with numbers? Why not a job that doesn't require that?
The company who makes and sends out my work's paychecks has a dyslexic girl typing in the amount of money we get on our paychecks. Instead of getting around 600 dollars I received almost 300 dollars.
I know I'll get thumbed down because no one cares and I'm hating on the dyslexics out there, but come on. Is it really necessary?
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User avatar #58 to #48 - dedaluminus (07/17/2012) [-]
Make a living doing something where your disability won't cause you to **** up ALL THE TIME. There's a reason that people in wheelchairs don't play in the NHL, and there's a reason why people with dyslexia or discalculia shouldn't process paychecks.
#606 to #58 - atma (07/18/2012) [-]
because we live in such a free and opportune job market
picking a career is just like picking an apple off of a tree, rite?
User avatar #51 to #46 - tenaciousjon (07/17/2012) [-]
In short, the world is a stupid, stupid place.
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#54 to #46 - dshfdgf (07/17/2012) [-]
Most people who I've known who are dyslexic are **** with words but their minds are pretty decent. As in, they get top of the class in science and maths if they dont have to write, but if they had to write for themselves in an exam they'd be ****** .
User avatar #78 to #46 - KingoftheMudkips (07/17/2012) [-]
I totally agree! It happens all the time with other jobs too. I was watching Master Chef, and they put the blind girl on the grill, a purely visual job. Doesn't make sense.
User avatar #61 to #46 - Ombra (07/17/2012) [-]
Dyslexia only affects letters and words. Numbers is dyscalculia :)
User avatar #235 to #61 - filthyargonian (07/17/2012) [-]
yeah but it requires her to be able to read which numbers she is typing in, no calculate anything. arguably dyslexia.
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