Snake Venom + Blood. Not mine, thought it was cool... And that's how Vampires make meatballs. Snake venom blood Gnomes
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#46 - norwegiandude
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(07/15/2012) [-]
And that's how Vampires make meatballs.
#398 to #46 - anon
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(07/16/2012) [-]
* speghetti sauce
#436 to #398 - trojanmannn
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(07/16/2012) [-]
*meatballs
#506 to #436 - Apes
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(07/18/2012) [-]
Meat... balls. Balls full of meat. Meaty balls. Balls....






balls.
#205 - pineapplechunks
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#485 to #205 - Akwardweirdo
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(07/16/2012) [-]
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#322 to #205 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account**
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#270 to #205 - chancebell
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#359 - Spavaloo
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(07/16/2012) [-]
1. Get a LOT of cups of blood and a LOT of snake venom.
2. Snowball fight with blood clumps instead.
3. ???
4. Nightmares.
#505 to #359 - Apes
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(07/18/2012) [-]
1. Nightmares
2. Snowball fight with blood clumps.
3. Get LOTS of blood and snake venom.
4. ????
5. ????
#373 to #359 - jazzmania
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(07/16/2012) [-]
Is the third step even necessary in this case?
#172 - downstreamlife
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(07/15/2012) [-]
mfw i get bitten
#1 - hillbillyninja
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(07/15/2012) [-]
a part of me was thinking i dare him to eat it
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#3 to #2 - hillbillyninja
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(07/15/2012) [-]
dude....not a bad idea..... wait does snake venom kill vamps
#4 to #3 - vatra
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Their blood is already stagnant, if anything it would loosen them up.
#6 to #4 - hillbillyninja
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(07/15/2012) [-]
well damn
#8 to #6 - vatra
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(07/15/2012) [-]
I guess that would make it the equivalent of a sugar rush, in other words, holy crap, those truly are vampire cookies.
#9 to #8 - hillbillyninja
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(07/15/2012) [-]
damn those vampires always finding ways to **** up my plans to kill them
#10 to #9 - vatra
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Jokes on you, OP just showed me how to make cookies.
#11 to #10 - hillbillyninja
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(07/15/2012) [-]
poison cookies that is
#12 to #11 - vatra
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(07/15/2012) [-]
fry.jpg

Not sure if didn't get the joke, or thinks I meant something completely different.
#13 to #12 - hillbillyninja
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(07/15/2012) [-]
....i would go for answere number two
#14 to #13 - vatra
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Here's a picture I took of me in the mirror, hope it clears things up.
#15 to #14 - hillbillyninja
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(07/15/2012) [-]
you're sexy
#16 to #15 - vatra
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#17 to #16 - hillbillyninja
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(07/15/2012) [-]
also you got a little some thing on your lip is that............never mind
#186 to #17 - xjonezyx
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#19 to #11 - thebesttrumpeteer
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(07/15/2012) [-]
venom=/=poison, dumbass
#22 to #9 - angelojuusan
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Just burn them, dumbass. Works every ******* time. Nothing but a pile of ash, and some vamps are even weaker to fire then others.
#116 to #22 - killerliquid
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(07/15/2012) [-]
'cept Alucard
#5 to #3 - squrrillyadamss **User deleted account**
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#7 to #5 - hillbillyninja
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(07/15/2012) [-]
yeah...
#195 - stdinjectedorphan
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(07/15/2012) [-]
And that is how Jell-o is made
#50 - angelmaycry
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#467 - trollzorr
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(07/16/2012) [-]
Bet thats what vampires use to make jello
#469 to #467 - anon
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(07/16/2012) [-]
stop posting this picture you faggot
#476 to #469 - anon
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(07/16/2012) [-]
I like sucking dicks... TROLLZORR RULEZ <3
#382 - ohiowildman
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(07/16/2012) [-]
Only hemotoxic snake venom does this, some snakes have neurotoxins, others have cytotoxins. Not all snakes turn your blood into a sponge biscuit.
#407 to #382 - Unorthadox
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(07/16/2012) [-]
Thumbs for the term sponge biscuit
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#388 to #385 - colonelbyers
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(07/16/2012) [-]
I know something about "Hey you sponge biscuit!" Is just catchy
#390 to #388 - stizz **User deleted account**
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#28 - anon
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(07/15/2012) [-]
to think that one drops coagulates a **** ton of blood.....damn nature you scary
#52 to #28 - patchesdacrazy [OP]
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(07/15/2012) [-]
well, if you have ever seen them "milk" snakes, where they extract the venom, you get an idea of how much venom they discharge into a bite. Keep in mind, once bitten, the snake usually lets go, to conserve poison, and lets the venom do the work.
#53 to #52 - patchesdacrazy [OP]
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(07/15/2012) [-]
I goofed. Poison and venom or not the same.
#115 to #53 - killerliquid
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(07/15/2012) [-]
inb4 troll says they are
#161 to #115 - anon
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Isn't venom just poison that comes from an animal?
#237 to #161 - ost
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(07/15/2012) [-]
Venom=injected
Poison=ingested
#448 to #237 - saberrr ONLINE
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(07/16/2012) [-]
Venom=animal
Poison=manmade
#456 to #448 - unknownbytes
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(07/16/2012) [-]
Negative
Animals are poisonous as well (poison dart frog for example), as are some plants and fungi.
#473 to #448 - anon
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(07/16/2012) [-]
venom=black spiderman
#242 to #237 - killerliquid
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(07/15/2012) [-]
poison=injected/ingested