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#223 - monkeyfeelsgood
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(07/10/2012) [-]
My cat's a dick.
I was sleeping, and he jumped on my face, sat, and let out a fart, and sweet ******* Jesus, cat farts are the worst ******* thing ever to smell. It smelt of rancid onions and rotten eggs. I literally threw up.
Picture somewhat related?
#224 to #223 - theswagmobile
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(07/10/2012) [-]
Okay, just want to clear this up;

by literally throw up, did you actually throw up... literally?
#225 to #224 - monkeyfeelsgood
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(07/10/2012) [-]
The smell was unimaginable, he almost had my nose in his anus, it filled my mouth and nose. Yeah I threw up. I get sick easily, but cat farts are ******* disgusting. Rofl.
#226 to #225 - theswagmobile
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(07/10/2012) [-]
Okay, good.

I am also getting sick,
but it's because everyone is using the word literally when it's not literal.
If you say you're literally pissing yourself laughing, you better have soggy pants you sonnova' bitch.

Also, nice pic.
#230 to #226 - monkeyfeelsgood
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(07/10/2012) [-]
Yeah. If I didn't throw up I wouldn't of added literally, or even "I threw up."    
And thanks. Needed to use that picture sometime.   
And since this post is a Daaawww post,   
I should use this, too.
Yeah. If I didn't throw up I wouldn't of added literally, or even "I threw up."
And thanks. Needed to use that picture sometime.
And since this post is a Daaawww post,
I should use this, too.
#231 to #230 - theswagmobile
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(07/10/2012) [-]
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