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#223 - monkeyfeelsgood (07/10/2012) [-]
My cat's a dick.
I was sleeping, and he jumped on my face, sat, and let out a fart, and sweet ******* Jesus, cat farts are the worst ******* thing ever to smell. It smelt of rancid onions and rotten eggs. I literally threw up.
Picture somewhat related?
User avatar #224 to #223 - theswagmobile (07/10/2012) [-]
Okay, just want to clear this up;

by literally throw up, did you actually throw up... literally?
User avatar #225 to #224 - monkeyfeelsgood (07/10/2012) [-]
The smell was unimaginable, he almost had my nose in his anus, it filled my mouth and nose. Yeah I threw up. I get sick easily, but cat farts are ******* disgusting. Rofl.
#226 to #225 - theswagmobile (07/10/2012) [-]
Okay, good.

I am also getting sick,
but it's because everyone is using the word literally when it's not literal.
If you say you're literally ******* yourself laughing, you better have soggy pants you sonnova' bitch.

Also, nice pic.
#230 to #226 - monkeyfeelsgood (07/10/2012) [-]
Yeah. If I didn't throw up I wouldn't of added literally, or even "I threw up."    
And thanks. Needed to use that picture sometime.   
And since this post is a Daaawww post,   
I should use this, too.
Yeah. If I didn't throw up I wouldn't of added literally, or even "I threw up."
And thanks. Needed to use that picture sometime.
And since this post is a Daaawww post,
I should use this, too.
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