So True. so true.. >be 19 year old boy >sleep in nothing but boxers and t-shirt > royal mail come to door at half 10 on Saturday >wake up from loud knocking at door (o so fucking True
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#38 - formalysithyoda
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>be 19 year old boy   
>sleep in nothing but boxers and t-shirt    
> royal mail come to door at half 10 on Saturday    
>wake up from loud knocking at door (of postman)   
> go down stairs open door    
>postman goes bright red    
>knotice i have the biggest boner    
> *pokerface.jpg   
> say "seems ive also got a package for you"   
> sign for package shut door    
>never see same postman again
>be 19 year old boy
>sleep in nothing but boxers and t-shirt
> royal mail come to door at half 10 on Saturday
>wake up from loud knocking at door (of postman)
> go down stairs open door
>postman goes bright red
>knotice i have the biggest boner
> *pokerface.jpg
> say "seems ive also got a package for you"
> sign for package shut door
>never see same postman again
#206 to #38 - anon id: e8d1693a
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I guess you had a "package" for him too!

Kill me
#292 to #206 - infamoustrapper
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idiot. he said that in his comment
#212 to #38 - osmaniac
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YFW
YFW
#179 to #38 - thesnarfalarker
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Postman's face when
#91 to #38 - ktino
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User avatar #14 - imakejewburgers
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It's my ******* house, guests can either deal or leave.
#119 to #14 - anon id: d572c236
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exactly. thats why i keep my dresser on my front porch. why put clothes on if im not going anywhere?
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#28 - aviatrix
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>Walking around my house in a sports bra and PJ pants.
>No electricity, it's hot as ****.
>Whoops. Forgot today the exterminators are coming.
>Whoops. The AEP guys are here.
>MFW I enter my living room staring at four strange men in my bra.
User avatar #332 to #28 - aviatrix
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Your guys' replies are hysterical XD
User avatar #289 to #28 - georgeapg
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and thats why you should always crossdress with the door locked
#45 to #28 - thisotherdude
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But a sports bra essentially just a tight tank top that doesn't cover the stomach, hell I see many chicks who jog in public areas wearing those things, so I don't really see the problem here, maybe I'm just derp or something.
User avatar #29 to #28 - vatra
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It's a sports bra, those cover more than bikini tops.. I fail to see the issue here.
User avatar #30 to #29 - aviatrix
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The same as with any bra/bikini argument:
It's all a matter of concept. You perceive a bra, it's awkward because of social standards. A bikini top at a pool full of other half naked people is much more acceptable.
User avatar #32 to #30 - vatra
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I guess, Those social concepts don't exist in my, or my best friend's minds, to us they cover the same amount of skin so they are the same, the only time she differentiates between them is when going in the water because then a bra would show more.
User avatar #144 to #28 - pokemonstheshiz
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Why on earth were four strange men in your bra?
#39 to #28 - tvfreakuk
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You had sex right?   
According to every porno I have ever seen, that situation would most definitely lead to sex.
You had sex right?
According to every porno I have ever seen, that situation would most definitely lead to sex.
#37 - biggrand
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> be 5 or 6 at grandmas house
> was taking bath
> get out, but dont quite feel like putting clothes on
> go into living room naked
> all grandmas old lady people friends in living room
> dont give a **** cus im a baus
> walk into kitchen and get cookie
> profit
User avatar #137 to #37 - spacefield
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dat .gif
please..
what's it from? I can't remember.
#138 to #137 - anon id: 1a8bb3d7
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I remember it from a Nikelodeon show, there was two of them, it was only 5 mins long.
User avatar #140 to #138 - spacefield
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I remember... It was the coolest thing I remember from childhood.. can't remember the name.. dammit
User avatar #145 to #140 - psylent
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It's called "Brown and Purple".
User avatar #148 to #145 - spacefield
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ty
User avatar #149 to #140 - karolinajigglypoof
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User avatar #146 to #140 - karolinajigglypoof
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Wasn't it just Purple and Brown?
User avatar #147 to #146 - spacefield
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ty
#99 - gryx
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I was taking a shower, when my mom walks by the bathroom and shouts "Oh yeah, I invited your uncle over. He gets here in 5 minutes." I realize I didn't bring clothes with me, and I sat on the toilet thinking while they talked. (My room was upstairs and they were talking in front of the stairs.) I concealed myself myself in a corner, stark naked, waiting for them to move. My aunt tells my (toddler) cousin to go get something from the closet, and I ******* run for it, but I slip and fall. My cousin arrives around the corner to yours truly, face down on the hardwood floor, with my butt-cheecks spread towards the ceiling as I attempt to get up. They haven't visited us since.
I was taking a shower, when my mom walks by the bathroom and shouts "Oh yeah, I invited your uncle over. He gets here in 5 minutes." I realize I didn't bring clothes with me, and I sat on the toilet thinking while they talked. (My room was upstairs and they were talking in front of the stairs.) I concealed myself myself in a corner, stark naked, waiting for them to move. My aunt tells my (toddler) cousin to go get something from the closet, and I ******* run for it, but I slip and fall. My cousin arrives around the corner to yours truly, face down on the hardwood floor, with my butt-cheecks spread towards the ceiling as I attempt to get up. They haven't visited us since.
#114 to #99 - anon id: 1e6dfa35
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Made me laugh harder than the content!THIS IS HILARIOUS,QUICK MAKE A COMMIC OF THIS ****!
Made me laugh harder than the content!THIS IS HILARIOUS,QUICK MAKE A COMMIC OF THIS ****!
User avatar #120 to #99 - MrDuck
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I had almost the same thing happen to me.
I was getting ready for a family function and while I was taking a shower my mom yelled to me, "Kaira your little cousin is here watch her after you're finished, I'm going to get some groceries." So I finished my shower and as soon as I got out I saw this little girl sitting on my bed. She turned on the tv and began to watch cartoons. I made sure anything sharp, pointy, and dangerous was out of my room. Before I left i told her "Caroline, please don't touch my things." I grabbed my clothes and stuff and I went back to the bathroom to get dressed.
Here's where the **** really hits the fan.
I see that there are tampon wrappers everywhere in my room and little Caroline is nowhere to be found. And I'm thinking **** this little girl found my stash. Anyways I eventually find her under the bed with two tampons up her nose. Before I can grab her she runs out of the room and straight into my mom. She takes one look at her, and then at me, and then at my room. Rips the tampons out of her nose and takes her back to her aunt. I've never seen that little girl since.
#229 - gmarrox
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>18
>Wake up, get out of bed, have at least the decency to put underwear on.
>Walk out of room, into kitchen, start making PB&J
>Realize 5 of my mom's bingo friends are sitting at the table staring at me.
>This is my ******* house and nobody warned me
>Finish making sandwich, grab coffee, sit in the only remaining sit at the table.
>Nobody moves or says anything the whole time I'm there
>Finish PB&J, walk to bathroom, take piss
>Go back to room

My mom told them all I was autistic to save face.
#23 - ninjabadger
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My house bitch, I'll wear what I want.
My house bitch, I'll wear what I want.
#103 - allcontent
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Thats even funnier to me because i sleep naked.
#338 to #103 - jakekel
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-I sleep naked   
-At my mums house she doesn't bother to wake me up, I get up when I want   
-Be sleeping at dad's house   
-Resting in bed with a Goliath of a boner   
-Forgot he comes in to wake me up   
-Only remembered that after he'd pulled the bed covers clean off of me.   
-HFW
-I sleep naked
-At my mums house she doesn't bother to wake me up, I get up when I want
-Be sleeping at dad's house
-Resting in bed with a Goliath of a boner
-Forgot he comes in to wake me up
-Only remembered that after he'd pulled the bed covers clean off of me.
-HFW

#47 - thisotherdude
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It's my house, I do what I wish and none dare resist! They must learn to watch me in the glory of my boxers with fear and awe as my carpet like leg hairs wave with the fury of the gods themselves in the wind!
#49 to #47 - alexzerian
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Amen To that brother
#132 - MrOblivious
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>Be in Australia
>Be winter
>Wear thick pajama clothes
>Wear thick socks too
>Look like an over blown warm snowman
>Walk out
>See guests


>MFW
User avatar #135 to #132 - yentabear
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Made me laugh. Thankyar.