When your friend curses at your parents. tags.. >me sat at girlfriends house >meeting her parents for the first time >told to be on my best behaviour and not swear >get given some awesome cake &gt no tags
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#29 - JesuschristofAZ (07/09/2012) [-]
>Take friend to see Avengers
> I'm a young fag, can't drive, don't have a job
> Mom has to drive me
> Picks me up
> Hispanic step dad in truck
> Comes up in conversation, mom asks friend if he's Mexican
> "I'm not a ******* beaner, I'm a spaniard, we're not filthy beaners"
> Step Dad's Jimmie Status: ( ) Unrustled (x) Rustled



There, 4th times a charm.
#62 to #55 - reptarrawr (07/09/2012) [-]
my friend says youve shopped a pic of an ape to the face. i notice no difference
User avatar #131 to #62 - Yojimbo (07/09/2012) [-]
Well played! XD
#37 to #29 - gildemoono (07/09/2012) [-]
Jesus christ man, how the **** did that take 4 tries?
User avatar #56 to #37 - JesuschristofAZ (07/09/2012) [-]
I made extremely stupid spelling and grammatical errors that would have got me crucified. Also, on the third try I forgot to post the picture.
#22 - diddymonster (07/08/2012) [-]
>me sat at girlfriends house
>meeting her parents for the first time
>told to be on my best behaviour and not swear
>get given some awesome cake
>"thank you mrs herp the stuff i get at home usually tastes like crap"
>realise what I said
>"OH **** ! Sorry for saying crap"

true story
#53 to #22 - anon (07/09/2012) [-]
Whoa said crap? You need to be executed you scumbag.
#54 to #53 - anon (07/09/2012) [-]
it was the fact he said **** afterwards moron
User avatar #138 to #54 - clingy (07/09/2012) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious... i think you're calling the wrong person a "moron"
#113 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (07/09/2012) [-]
When you friend says something about you that you didn't want your parents to know.
When you friend says something about you that you didn't want your parents to know.
User avatar #6 - drawesomeballs (07/08/2012) [-]
>sat with best friend on sofa
>my gran walks in and opens the grand-spanking new laptop my father bought her
>'can't get the darn thing to work, boys!'
>friend walks over trying to be helpful
>presses the 'on' button
>we laugh

>i swear i heard my gramma say, 'smartass bastard...'
#40 to #6 - anon (07/09/2012) [-]
....... grand-spanking new?


******* brand-spanking new you illiterate **** .
#52 to #40 - anon (07/09/2012) [-]
***** the G and B are right next to each other. Like you've never ****** up, gayfag.
#86 to #40 - jamath (07/09/2012) [-]
i just want to say that i prefer grand-spanking new.

it will make every new thing i own feel majestic for a short while now


pic unrelated
User avatar #143 to #86 - drawesomeballs (07/10/2012) [-]
ah thank you! that is actually what i say...

'grand-spanking'

now i feel as though i grew a moustache every time i've ever said it that way
User avatar #14 to #6 - FeeFieFoe ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]
What if she actually said "sexy ass bastard'' Your grandma is a pedophile.
#30 - cstyle (07/09/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#19 - iAmAWizard (07/08/2012) [-]
>OP
>Friends
User avatar #18 - xbfmvxreaperx ONLINE (07/08/2012) [-]
It's turned his whole life upside down face.
#43 to #24 - xyxoz (07/09/2012) [-]
**** you washer.
#48 to #43 - anon (07/09/2012) [-]
It's a microwave....
#50 to #48 - xyxoz (07/09/2012) [-]
What'd you say, punk?
#70 to #43 - ScottMJfan (07/09/2012) [-]
Oh god, I lol'd
Oh god, I lol'd
#94 - sundip (07/09/2012) [-]
>Be 10 years old
>Around friends house
>Playing a game where we write down **** on a piece of paper, and pass it around so it eventually becomes a story
>After we're done, his sister comes in the room and snatches the piece of paper
>I have written nice things, whilst my friend has written about her being a slut in every panel
>She tells her mom
>Mom comes raging in, and asks who wrote it
>Friend instantly blames me, even though he was the ****** who did it
>I get thrown out, never spoke to him again

but 7 years on, from what I've heard, he's addicted to meth or some **** now.
#100 to #94 - trevo (07/09/2012) [-]
so in the end you win
so in the end you win
#93 - arbazio (07/09/2012) [-]
The look I give to my friend when this happens
The look I give to my friend when this happens
#49 - crazyanger (07/09/2012) [-]
>be 8 years old
>at friends house
>friends says i must not swear or say anything bad cuz if i do his father will throw us out
>my mum comes to pick us up in car
>mfw he starts talking about porn with my mum
#82 - xozonex (07/09/2012) [-]
**xozonex rolled a random comment #56 posted by anonymous at 10 Bets You Will Never Lose ** :

>Get your friend to..
> your friend
> friend


What he said
#98 to #82 - therealmagnum (07/09/2012) [-]
this is ******* perfect for the picture!!
#121 - ballzach (07/09/2012) [-]
mfw im in one of those awkward situations
#112 - logicisdumb (07/09/2012) [-]
**logicisdumb rolled a random image posted in comment #89 at Zero fucks given **
<MFW my friend swears at my parents
#99 - thatswhatsup (07/09/2012) [-]
"at your parents" and "around my parents" are two very different things.
#132 - waffies (07/09/2012) [-]
swearing in my parent's presence? no problem.   
   
Swearing AT them? Abandon life
swearing in my parent's presence? no problem.

Swearing AT them? Abandon life
#59 - Yojimbo (07/09/2012) [-]
< MFW my friend swears in front of my parents, and they laugh it off, but if I did that I'd be put on the front lines and then shot, and not particularly in that order.
#64 to #59 - anon (07/09/2012) [-]
That means you're 12.
#67 - penistar (07/09/2012) [-]
MFW
#105 - noodlelover (07/09/2012) [-]
>Be at friend's house two years ago
>He has like a 7/10 sister
>She keeps squeezing my thighs at dinner table
>instant erections instant erections everywhere .jpg
> think everyone has gone to get movie at red box except me friend and his sister
>he has to take ****
>say so how are things at scho-
>starts kissing me
>blowing me for about 5-6 seconds ***** cash
>dad and mom walk in jizz all over ***** so goddamn cash
>she's got it all over
>yell oh **** ******
>friend is still more mad that i cussed like that in front of his parents
>mfw when i walked out of there
#111 to #105 - anon (07/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #114 to #111 - noodlelover (07/09/2012) [-]
anon.....please make an account....just don't be such a pussy
#140 to #114 - anonyrnoose (07/09/2012) [-]
>Implying thumbs actually matter
#124 to #111 - anon (07/09/2012) [-]
Yeah, anon! What the **** man?
#63 - zhank (07/09/2012) [-]
**zhank rolled a random image posted in comment #58 at I'd wear it to the park ** MFW this happends.
#133 - themachineofnate (07/09/2012) [-]
>be 13
>riding go cart with friend
>we run over some dog crap, some gets on us
>go inside to wash off
>a lot of my family in the living room
>"we got dog **** all over us"
>family in somewhat shock
>i tell him not to cuss in front of my family
>he acts like im being a dick for telling him not to cuss
>mfw
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