When your friend curses at your parents. tags.. >me sat at girlfriends house >meeting her parents for the first time >told to be on my best behaviour and not swear >get given some awesome cake &gt no tags
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#22 - diddymonster
Reply +138
(07/08/2012) [-]
>me sat at girlfriends house
>meeting her parents for the first time
>told to be on my best behaviour and not swear
>get given some awesome cake
>"thank you mrs herp the stuff i get at home usually tastes like crap"
>realise what I said
>"OH ****! Sorry for saying crap"

true story
#53 to #22 - anon
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(07/09/2012) [-]
Whoa said crap? You need to be executed you scumbag.
#54 to #53 - anon
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(07/09/2012) [-]
it was the fact he said **** afterwards moron
#138 to #54 - clingy
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(07/09/2012) [-]
Obvious troll is obvious... i think you're calling the wrong person a "moron"
#6 - drawesomeballs
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(07/08/2012) [-]
>sat with best friend on sofa
>my gran walks in and opens the grand-spanking new laptop my father bought her
>'can't get the darn thing to work, boys!'
>friend walks over trying to be helpful
>presses the 'on' button
>we laugh

>i swear i heard my gramma say, 'smartass bastard...'
#40 to #6 - anon
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(07/09/2012) [-]
....... grand-spanking new?


******* brand-spanking new you illiterate ****.
#86 to #40 - jamath
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(07/09/2012) [-]
i just want to say that i prefer grand-spanking new.

it will make every new thing i own feel majestic for a short while now


pic unrelated
#143 to #86 - drawesomeballs
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(07/10/2012) [-]
ah thank you! that is actually what i say...

'grand-spanking'

now i feel as though i grew a moustache every time i've ever said it that way
#52 to #40 - anon
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(07/09/2012) [-]
***** the G and B are right next to each other. Like you've never ****** up, gayfag.
#14 to #6 - FeeFieFoe
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(07/08/2012) [-]
What if she actually said "sexy ass bastard'' Your grandma is a pedophile.
#19 - iAmAWizard
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(07/08/2012) [-]
>OP
>Friends
#110 to #19 - socratic
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(07/09/2012) [-]
#33 to #19 - potatotown
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(07/09/2012) [-]
#29 - JesuschristofAZ
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(07/09/2012) [-]
>Take friend to see Avengers
> I'm a young fag, can't drive, don't have a job
> Mom has to drive me
> Picks me up
> Hispanic step dad in truck
> Comes up in conversation, mom asks friend if he's Mexican
> "I'm not a ******* beaner, I'm a spaniard, we're not filthy beaners"
> Step Dad's Jimmie Status: ( ) Unrustled (x) Rustled



There, 4th times a charm.
#38 to #29 - vietka
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(07/09/2012) [-]
#55 to #29 - Yojimbo
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(07/09/2012) [-]
#62 to #55 - reptarrawr
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(07/09/2012) [-]
my friend says youve shopped a pic of an ape to the face. i notice no difference
#131 to #62 - Yojimbo
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(07/09/2012) [-]
Well played! XD
#37 to #29 - gildemoono
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(07/09/2012) [-]
Jesus christ man, how the **** did that take 4 tries?
#56 to #37 - JesuschristofAZ
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(07/09/2012) [-]
I made extremely stupid spelling and grammatical errors that would have got me crucified. Also, on the third try I forgot to post the picture.
#30 - cstyle
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(07/09/2012) [-]
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#11 - anon
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(07/08/2012) [-]
It pisses me off when my people do that. And I guess that cause I have so much respect for my mom. When this pathetic excuse of a man left my mom, she had 4 kids to raise, and no one to help her with it. My mom has put herself through so much just so that my brothers and I can have a good life, go to college/university, and be a normal family.
#20 to #11 - anon
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(07/08/2012) [-]
**** ur mum and everything she stands for
#21 to #11 - anon
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#41 to #11 - ghostlespaul
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#42 to #11 - italianrambo
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(07/09/2012) [-]
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#39 to #11 - sizzlingdragon **User deleted account**
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#25 to #11 - betterguygreg
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(07/08/2012) [-]
Do you still breast feed?
#16 to #11 - talha
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(07/08/2012) [-]
cool story bro
#17 to #16 - whatname
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(07/08/2012) [-]
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#18 - xbfmvxreaperx
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(07/08/2012) [-]
It's turned his whole life upside down face.
#24 to #18 - ScottMJfan
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(07/08/2012) [-]
#43 to #24 - xyxoz
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(07/09/2012) [-]
**** you washer.
#70 to #43 - ScottMJfan
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(07/09/2012) [-]
Oh god, I lol'd
Oh god, I lol'd
#48 to #43 - anon
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(07/09/2012) [-]
It's a microwave....
#50 to #48 - xyxoz
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(07/09/2012) [-]
What'd you say, punk?
#113 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE
Reply +43
(07/09/2012) [-]
When you friend says something about you that you didn't want your parents to know.
When you friend says something about you that you didn't want your parents to know.
#94 - sundip
Reply +42
(07/09/2012) [-]
>Be 10 years old
>Around friends house
>Playing a game where we write down **** on a piece of paper, and pass it around so it eventually becomes a story
>After we're done, his sister comes in the room and snatches the piece of paper
>I have written nice things, whilst my friend has written about her being a slut in every panel
>She tells her mom
>Mom comes raging in, and asks who wrote it
>Friend instantly blames me, even though he was the ****** who did it
>I get thrown out, never spoke to him again

but 7 years on, from what I've heard, he's addicted to meth or some **** now.
#100 to #94 - trevo
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(07/09/2012) [-]
so in the end you win
so in the end you win
#49 - crazyanger
Reply +33
(07/09/2012) [-]
>be 8 years old
>at friends house
>friends says i must not swear or say anything bad cuz if i do his father will throw us out
>my mum comes to pick us up in car
>mfw he starts talking about porn with my mum