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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - dmofod
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(05/28/2012) [-]
Its funny beacause elephant can't jump
#3 to #1 - anon id: fb8588b4
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I believe it's supposed to be funny because the reference to a nursery rhyme. Something about a zoo and button. Look it up for us, yeah?
User avatar #42 to #1 - amandaruns
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(05/29/2012) [-]
Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack
All dressed in black, black, black
With silver buttons, buttons, buttons
All down her back, back, back.
She asked her mother, mother, mother
For 50 cents, cents, cents
To see the elephants, elephants, elephants
Jump over the fence, fence, fence.
They jumped so high, high, high
They reached the sky, sky, sky
And they didn't come back, back, back
'Til the 4th of July, ly, ly!
#152 - homelessgus
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(05/29/2012) [-]
i instantly thought of this addicting *************
#83 - aceyes **User deleted account**
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User avatar #100 to #83 - QuestionMarks
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I love you
#135 to #83 - newborn
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fantastic!
fantastic!
User avatar #96 to #83 - rickda
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i miss this
#236 - pwnfrnzy
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Where can I get one of those contraptions?!
User avatar #139 - Juigiknows
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Did you know the Elephant is the only animal in the animal kingdom that cannot jump?

This makes this post very ironic!
User avatar #206 to #139 - marooned
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I'm relatively sure snakes can't jump...
User avatar #275 to #206 - Juigiknows
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Oh they sure can. Look it up, its terrifying
User avatar #159 to #139 - thatsmevictory
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I bet worms can't jump.
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#173 to #161 - scorpionrox
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Worms are annelids, not insects.
#175 to #173 - nightgorilla **User deleted account**
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User avatar #177 to #175 - scorpionrox
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Yeah, i can't believe i randomly remembered what category worms belong to.
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#167 to #161 - thatsmevictory
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A worm is not an insect, but I digress. It is neither a plant, a fungus, a bacterium, nor that other one. It falls only in the animal KINGDOM out of the five that make up living, organic life on this planet. Worms, insects, and spiders are as much animals as people and elephants.
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User avatar #166 to #161 - hesstergon
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For future reference worms are not insects and insects are animals. Juigi probs meant mammals in his post.
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#117 - bigairchicago **User deleted account**
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#125 to #117 - anon id: 1ba55da2
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Team Fortress 2 is stupid because the enemy base is 100 FEET AWAY FROM YOURS. Also, they never thought of hiring MORE THAN 9 DIFFERENT PEOPLE. All you do is spam bullets, rockets, and grenades until you die from some sneaky as hell spy backstab, then spend the next five minutes paranoid running around for the one spy while the enemy team is taking their sweet time securing a victory.

Oh, and people are too obsessed over hats.
User avatar #131 to #117 - shesaidshewaslegal
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Fallout 3 is nothing more then a grandiose pile of ****. I mean all you do is run around and ******* talk to people and shoot guns. I mean that **** is pointless, not to mention it has a ******* story line. Seriously why gives a flying **** about that?
#132 to #117 - tayddersalad
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silent hill four was a **** of a game. you play as a dirty tree hugger named Henry and play the whole game in his apartment (which btw half way through the apartment itself attacks you.) he game AI is terrible, it's like being attacked by blind retards and you have to drag around some useless bitch named Eileen. Walter Sullivan (main antagonist) is a pedophile who thinks his mom is a ******* room and pops up at the most inconvenient times along with his literally almost unbeatable "ghosts" . **** silent hill for making the fourth game.
silent hill four was a **** of a game. you play as a dirty tree hugger named Henry and play the whole game in his apartment (which btw half way through the apartment itself attacks you.) he game AI is terrible, it's like being attacked by blind retards and you have to drag around some useless bitch named Eileen. Walter Sullivan (main antagonist) is a pedophile who thinks his mom is a ******* room and pops up at the most inconvenient times along with his literally almost unbeatable "ghosts" . **** silent hill for making the fourth game.
#137 to #117 - jamesofdoom
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Well it starts on a motherf***ing train with this gay-ass dude in a suit telling you to wake up, after that you have to deal with some asshole cops. Finally you meet an old drinking buddy and go talk to a scientist. There you meet a hella hot chick who wants your nuts, but get teleported away before you can have sex with her. Then **** goes crazy, ******* zombies, cops, and robots attacking you. SOOO original. Blah Blah Blah, blow some **** up, get a boat, kill ****, DOG GRAVITY ZOMBIEZ!!!111!!!1!!1 giant ass bugs, get a buggy with a V8 and a laser. Blah Blah Blah, Blow up a building. Then there's the sequels, don't get me started on them.
User avatar #138 to #117 - undeadeskimo
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Dead Space 2 about this crazy ************ stuck in run down asylum after a crisis. If you thought this slob's life was bad enough, you thought wrong. This guy sees his ******* dead girlfriend everywhere he goes. Talk about a pansy. Not to mention all you do the whole god damn game is run around and shoot stuff! Who wants to do THAT ****!?
User avatar #141 to #117 - qwacktastick
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Super Mario Bros. has to be the most unrealistic game there is. The guy wears overalls, how the hell can you get plumbers crack with overalls?
#120 to #117 - thisisagamertag
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Assassins Creed has got to be the worst game of all time. Half of it's in Italian or Arabic so u cant understand it, the characters have unpronounceable names like,Ezio Auditore da Firenze or Altaïr ibn La'Ahad. All you do is parkour and stab people. There is nothing good about the Assassins Creed series. Don't ever buy a game of theirs worst 60 bucks wasted ever.
User avatar #154 to #117 - ddawgz
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Call of duty - 12 year olds calling me names and saying what they did to my mum last night...

or Madden '12 - You mash buttons and hope that you did it right
User avatar #164 to #117 - thatsmevictory
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This game is horrible: Pokemon. It's like dog-fighting for kids. You take these horrifically mutated monsters, capture them from the wild, and force them to live in little tiny capsules like the size of softballs. ************* SOFTBALLS. It's absolutely awful. And what do you do with them once you have them? Force them to fight each other for money and fun. FUN. ****, this is messed up! And even animals that are so horrifically endangered that they are the only ones left don't escape the poaching. It's awful. Simply awful. Some people collect these living, breathing creatures just so they can say they have them, and then just leave them in a storage unit ON A COMPUTER. How ****** up is that?
#118 to #117 - cinster
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You fight pointlessly only to destroy the other team, and repeat infinite amount of times. So you can accumulate points to buy new characters to only fight on the same level over and over again.
User avatar #142 to #117 - ferose
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Portal: You go through holes in the wall
User avatar #150 to #117 - kbxcn
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Minecraft: You dig ****.
User avatar #153 to #117 - creosote
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Final Fantasy 7: So basically you walk around doing absolutely jack **** for about five hours, and than finally, something happens which is pretty cool but is followed by a series of long ass conversations about what just happened. Also, you have about seven companions, but only two can come with you at any given time, and one of them dies, so if you spent any time leveling her up you're kind of ******, and if she had any good items on her when she died you're kind of ******, and even if she didn't, it doesn't matter because when the final boss fight comes you're kind of ****** anyways.
#129 to #117 - oodlesandoodles
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Ok, so got this game called Kingdom Hearts, right? It's basically about this dickless piece of **** who lets talking animals do all the fighting for him while he swings a giant key around for attention.(My guess is he's compensating for something) Anyway, he goes on a quest to find the neighborhood slut and his homosexual crush while supposedly defending the galaxy from retarded looking ants that eat people or some stupid **** like that.
User avatar #122 to #117 - furiousmarshmellow
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Burnout 3: Takedown is so repetitive and maniacal. You have a bunch of dumb bastards that somehow got drivers licenses and go around killing each other in car crashes. And the soundtrack sound like a cat choking on a knife blade.
User avatar #121 to #117 - mrkickasscomedy
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Zelda is the worst ******* game ever all you do is fight some pale ****** that steals women and smash pots thats all you ******* do
User avatar #148 to #117 - thepersonalex
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Minecraft:You run around and wreak havoc with your bare hands.
User avatar #119 to #117 - spanglishninja
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playing amumu in league of legends is just terrible. you walk into lane mash buttons and nothing happens. like honestly you dont take damage and you dont deal damage you just sit there. then when you feel like trying to kill a turret you just walk up to it and beat your head against it repeatedly and guess what!!! nothing happens.
#145 to #117 - spacemanstu
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So in L.A. Noire all you do is solve mysteries with a bunch of fags who complain about your driving. Then when you **** some German chick, the **** HITS THE ******* FAN and you get demoted 'cause apparently cheating was a crime in the 40's. Then all your cop buddies chase you to some sewers and a dude with a flamethrower is there and you have to shoot your way out(With a ******* flamethrower) of **** river and you die.
User avatar #124 to #117 - walkingdisaster
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Modern Warfare 3.
#19 - rajapraja
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DID SOMEONE SAY ANIMAL PUNS?
#162 to #19 - hesstergon
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#168 - cotyw
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#33 - allion
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User avatar #45 to #33 - MrSmurf
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Proving elephants CAN jump.