Having sex at my parents' house (SFW)

That's actually a pretty good roll.

**cutolorionero rolls 59** nice roll

I have yet to see a woman fuck a man like that.

YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

your jokes are terrible, you sure you're not *glasses* hammered?

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Rock version?

I know the characters in that .gif, Is that wrong of me?

Nope, because I don't.

Okay.
Pic unrelated

Don't have a fleshlight...

But... I also can't afford curtains. 1 window into the kitchen, 2 in the living room (sex there too), and 3 in the bedroom... And I live in an apartment building in New York.

best virus protection ever

**godkillr rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at MLP Math Project ** my sex partner

sweet roll

Whats your favorite position?
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but i'll do it for you...
What's your favorite dish?
i'm not gonna cook it but i'll order it from Zanzabar!

Band name Tenacious D. Jack Black And Kyle Gass are gonna rock your socks off!
The song in this tread is "Fuck her gently"... i encourage you strongly to download some and get to know them :)

Because then she would suffocate from the bleeding that occurs when the phallos reaches the asophagus.

Safety first

squeaky mattress

Forever masturbating :l

That's a pretty good roll, thumb for you.

**desmax rolled a random image posted in comment #614 at WTF IS THIS MADNESS ** and this is mine

**jimmerbobber rolled a random image posted in comment #4688854 at FJ Pony Thread ** mine

**jimmerbobber rolled a random image posted in comment #402 at NOPE NOPE NOPE ** nope. lets go with this one.

with ur left hand !?

Actually, yes.

I believe it would have been funnier that way lol.

every one likes butt sex! butt! butt sex!

Is that major lazer?

why are you disguised as a girl? what did your parents say when you came out the closet? are they ok with it?