Ohhh memory stick. .. 1. Insert 2. Hump that bitch 3. Transfer 'files' 4. Pull out. 5. Never talk again. Ohhh memory stick 1 Insert 2 Hump that bitch 3 Transfer 'files' 4 Pull out 5 Never talk again
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#16 - fistoftheaxis
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(04/19/2012) [-]
1. Insert    
2. Hump that bitch   
3. Transfer 'files'   
4. Pull out.   
5. Never talk again.
1. Insert
2. Hump that bitch
3. Transfer 'files'
4. Pull out.
5. Never talk again.
#114 to #16 - fegeltroll
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(04/19/2012) [-]
6. Computer Status Update: There were no Trojans, but you now have 16 viruses.
#23 - weavedog
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(04/19/2012) [-]
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#47 to #23 - jgk **User deleted account**
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#45 to #23 - connorandstuff
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(04/19/2012) [-]
This is the first thing that's made me laugh out loud on fj for an awful long time sir - have a thumb.
#147 to #45 - pawtucketpanda
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(04/19/2012) [-]
stop calling people "sir" on the internet. you look like a douche.
#278 to #147 - weavedog
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(04/20/2012) [-]
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#113 - callmethedoctor
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(04/19/2012) [-]
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#142 - killerofthestix
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#234 to #142 - probablynaked
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(04/19/2012) [-]
#279 to #234 - killerofthestix
Reply -1
(04/20/2012) [-]
/\
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OP
#38 - twatmissile
Reply +45
(04/19/2012) [-]
trained by pedobear
trained by pedobear
#74 to #38 - ishalltroll
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(04/19/2012) [-]
looks like she likes it. doesnt even try to fight off the dog
#77 to #38 - cowboyking
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(04/19/2012) [-]
filthy whore, she just sits there and takes it
#69 to #38 - scarydino
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(04/19/2012) [-]
#52 to #38 - trollmanone
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(04/19/2012) [-]
#53 to #52 - trollmanone
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#54 to #53 - trollmanone
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#111 to #54 - blargchikahonkhonk
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(04/19/2012) [-]
omg somebody actualy used miy picture yay
#59 to #38 - DrBobsPatient
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(04/19/2012) [-]
"good thing my dad taught me how to deal with these situations, he said, 'just relax and it'll be over soon.'"
#85 - coastalhobo
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(04/19/2012) [-]
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#86 to #85 - stebbieranch **User deleted account**
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#121 - nevergotfrontpage **User deleted account**
Reply +26
(04/19/2012) [-]
i made this for reactions
i made this for reactions
#149 - xTHExGAMEx
Reply +24
(04/19/2012) [-]
Cool. But does it byte?
#213 to #149 - noopinion
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#192 to #149 - drsazar
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(04/19/2012) [-]
Oh, you!
#140 - lunacy
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#204 to #140 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
Pretty sure I'll get thumbed down for no matter what I post at this point, because of funnyjunk logic.
Thumb down if you like sucking elephant cocks in your spare time.
#229 to #204 - poodlejuice
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(04/19/2012) [-]
**poodlejuice rolled a random image posted in comment #318 at manga ** ~actually thumbs down for the reason~ JOKES ON YOU!
#216 to #204 - darklit
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(04/19/2012) [-]
I know right since when is being completely wrong and acting like an ass not accepabtle i am dis a point funnyjunk
#219 to #216 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
Lol. K.
#237 to #204 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
TITS
#242 to #140 - mynameisderp **User deleted account**
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#143 to #140 - xfionnb
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(04/19/2012) [-]
*this.
#145 to #143 - lunacy
Reply -23
(04/19/2012) [-]
You guys are idiots.
#174 to #145 - ganju
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(04/19/2012) [-]
not a meme just a captioned picture
#188 to #182 - ganju
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(04/19/2012) [-]
you really started a ********* over a few red thumbs that has now escalated into way more red thumbs, good job
#198 to #188 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
Don't really care at this point.
I'll fight all the *********.
#209 to #198 - stripedcomet
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(04/19/2012) [-]
no one gives a **** just leave FJ if you think we are idiots
#217 to #209 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
Nah. I'm bored. I like trolling people.
THEY MAD.
#226 to #217 - stripedcomet
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(04/19/2012) [-]
Oh and BTW learn some grammar skills!
#239 to #226 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
I don't really need to learn any grammar skills. Every grammar mistake I make is INTENTIONAL.
#243 to #239 - stripedcomet
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(04/19/2012) [-]
well why bother even talking... You are the kind of person who makes women look bad... And then you start up ********** and think in your mind that men are unfair because they are correcting you!
#263 to #243 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
Well I didn't see this one with so many comments, but this is ******* stupid.
Guys do the same ******* thing.

#265 to #263 - stripedcomet
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(04/19/2012) [-]
not as much as the women
#222 to #217 - stripedcomet
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(04/19/2012) [-]
You aren't necessarily trolling... You are just making guys think girls are even more stupid thanks to you :l
#266 to #222 - stripedcomet
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(04/19/2012) [-]
OH YEAH>>> TRIPS
#244 to #222 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
Nah. I'm sure that they have plenty of female friends on facebook doing the job for me.
"tlkin lyk dis iz lyke da koolest ting eva
omg look @ dis hawt pic of me nd ma besti britney drunk ass fuk @ dis partay
YOLOOO"

#248 to #244 - stripedcomet
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(04/19/2012) [-]
I bet you are one of them considering you have the lady balls to use horrible grammar
#257 to #248 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
Oh **** no.
I never use text abbreviations on facebook.
And I kind of want to shoot myself in the face when I see girls who do.
#259 to #257 - stripedcomet
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(04/19/2012) [-]
honestly I have gotten depressed seeing the girls my age and older talk the way they do... I don't mind normal abbreviations like Dr Isle and sometimes lol but other than that... nope...
#261 to #259 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
Yeah. Our generation man.
Even more so the generation after us.
:/
#264 to #261 - stripedcomet
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(04/19/2012) [-]
I am in the ********* generation (13 years old)
#267 to #264 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
For now lol.
That's where my sister is.
14, I need a freakin decoder ring to understand her facebook statuses, likes jersey shore, beibs, twilight, etc, has had (and she told me this trying to prove me wrong when I said she'd had like 50) 35 boyfriends. And kissed 11 of them.
14 years old and kissed 11 boys.
All of my disappointment.
#268 to #267 - stripedcomet
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(04/19/2012) [-]
I am currently liking someone right now but I never dated... I want to stay a kid forever
#270 to #268 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
You win 13 year old of the year.
Don't be in a hurry to grow up, because it ******* sucks.

#271 to #270 - stripedcomet
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(04/19/2012) [-]
I dont want to grow up... I thank being a 90's baby but acting like a 90's kid because of how old y parents are (dad is 54)
#272 to #271 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, I don't know what happened with her. Both me and our brother are 90's kids. @_@
Then again, he's kind of a fail too.
Sometimes I wonder if we are actually related.
#274 to #270 - stripedcomet
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(04/19/2012) [-]
you're still ******
#276 to #274 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
What the ****?
#283 to #217 - deadbabiesinmybed
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(04/24/2012) [-]
your not trolling. your just retarded.
your not trolling. your just retarded.
#284 to #283 - lunacy
Reply 0
(04/27/2012) [-]
AND YOU ARE LATE
#206 to #145 - stripedcomet
Reply 0
(04/19/2012) [-]
then get away from FJ
#247 to #140 - pokerfaceanonymous
Reply +3
(04/19/2012) [-]
Look at dem red thumbs
pic untelated
#280 to #247 - windson
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(04/23/2012) [-]
cant imagine when it would be related
#260 to #247 - lunacy
Reply -2
(04/19/2012) [-]
XD Thanks for the funny.
#144 to #140 - gjtz
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(04/19/2012) [-]
lol guise im cool cuz i dun spl rite
#146 to #144 - lunacy
Reply -34
(04/19/2012) [-]
Think again ************.
#148 to #146 - gjtz
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(04/19/2012) [-]
Aww **** ***** we got us a hard ass on the internet.
Aww **** ***** we got us a hard ass on the internet.
#150 to #148 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
Seriously though. You are funnyjunkers and supposedly are meme experts?
HURR DURR
SHE SPELLED SOMETHING WRONG

#152 to #150 - gjtz
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(04/19/2012) [-]
Meme experts? Where did memes come into play here?
#154 to #152 - gjtz
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#153 to #152 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
"I need dis." Is a meme. Oo Look down.
#156 to #153 - troythehotman
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(04/19/2012) [-]
Never saw a meme like that.
#155 to #153 - gjtz
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(04/19/2012) [-]
So you make yourself look like a 12 year old girl, when you have the pic saved to your PC?
#157 to #155 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
No, I had to go download it.
I'm on a public computer.
#158 to #157 - gjtz
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(04/19/2012) [-]
I really doubt that. Nobody checks FJ on a public PC.
#159 to #158 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
I do. My computer is broken, and I'm in college. There's a computer lab in my dorm that hardly anyone uses. Go back and forth between FJ and HW so I don't kill myself.
#162 to #159 - gjtz
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(04/19/2012) [-]
Right. Makes total sense. Spend 10,000+ dollars to check FJ. Great plan.
#163 to #162 - ultrarobbie
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(04/19/2012) [-]
Ladies, please; calm down.
#165 to #163 - lunacy
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#164 to #162 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
> Done with classes
> Friends still in class
> Could be writing a paper, but I just got done with 6 hours of class.
> Nothing else to do
> Funnyjunk
And I get charged a technology fee, why the **** wouldn't I make use out of their computers? Especially when mine is ******* broken?
#166 to #164 - gjtz
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(04/19/2012) [-]
1. Stop paying for the public computer
2. Save said money
3. Fix your damn computer
4. ??????
5. How the **** could you not think of this?
#187 to #166 - undeadwolf
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(04/19/2012) [-]
Here. Anti Oak says now is the time to use this.
#196 to #187 - gjtz
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(04/19/2012) [-]
Yes. Yes I am going to fight you over the internet.
Yes. Yes I am going to fight you over the internet.
#200 to #196 - undeadwolf
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#212 to #200 - gjtz
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(04/19/2012) [-]
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#223 to #212 - chowbot
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#171 to #166 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
1. I don't have a choice dumbass, every student that attends my school is charged the fee at the begging of the semester.
3. Its a **** laptop, not even worth it Having a friend build me a kick ass computer. Wont be ready until next month.
5. DURR
#179 to #171 - gjtz
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(04/19/2012) [-]
lol guise im gttn supr comptr
Seriously, don't make up **** excuses. If you can afford "having your friend build you a computer" I'm pretty sure you could've fixed your own laptop until you've gotten out of college. And
#249 to #179 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
I dropped less than 600 on computer parts. No bigs.
The laptop is a piece of ****, and in order to fix it i have to order a system disk from the manufacturer. I have 3 weeks of school left, 1 of which I wont need a computer for.
Why the **** would I waste money on my **** laptop?
#250 to #249 - gjtz
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(04/19/2012) [-]
600 dollars no big. You spending your parent's money? When I went through college I ate top ramen, and you have 600 to spend on computer parts, when you could save up about 200 more and buy an Alien Ware.
#252 to #250 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
Nope. My parents are **** broke. I've actually had to help them out with money this year.
I've been saving for a car for a while now. Decided I could live without it, parking permits are crazy expensive.
And alienwares are overrated.
The parts I got were kind of overkill as it is.
#269 to #250 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
And the reason why I said it was no bigs is because my laptop cost around 500, and this computer far exceeds the capabilities of that laptop.

#172 to #171 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
beginning*
#201 to #172 - manofbeardliness
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(04/19/2012) [-]
Damn girl, you're catching some hate tonight lmao.
#241 to #201 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, my fault. I was born without a penis.
#246 to #241 - manofbeardliness
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(04/19/2012) [-]
Nothing wrong with that lol. I don't see why you got so much ******* hate for just saying dis. Some people take **** way to seriously
#258 to #246 - lunacy
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(04/19/2012) [-]
On funnyjunk there is @_@
I don't either, that's why I started this ********.
It just got worse.
Whatever.
I've been lawling this entire time.
#262 to #258 - manofbeardliness
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(04/19/2012) [-]
I feel it. pissing people off that take things to seriously is always fun.
#96 - jakekel
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(04/19/2012) [-]
I have one of those, they don't actually store anything. It just humps.
I have one of those, they don't actually store anything. It just humps.
#102 to #96 - anon
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(04/19/2012) [-]
guess that dog wasnt into the throw up fetish....
#127 to #96 - moldycheesestick **User deleted account**
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#97 to #96 - epicllamabear
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(04/19/2012) [-]
why can't I stop watching this?!