Me after a three week masterbation break. .. >Be 18 >HAve steady gf for 2 years >HAd sex at least once a day >She dumps me >2 weeks later decide to fap >Start fapping laying on my back wi Me after a three week masterbation break >Be 18 >HAve steady gf for 2 years >HAd sex at least once day >She dumps me >2 weeks later decide to fap >Start fapping laying on my back wi
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#11 - ivansdoom
Reply +115
(04/07/2012) [-]
sauce?

#358 to #11 - ningyoaijin
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Tomato.
#357 to #11 - bostpost
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(04/07/2012) [-]
dude...its all over the place
#14 to #11 - lawerancearm
Reply +772
(04/07/2012) [-]
I believe it is ketchup.
#35 to #14 - brainstormer
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(04/07/2012) [-]
#92 to #14 - austinschut
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(04/07/2012) [-]
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#260 to #14 - deephalentwo
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(04/07/2012) [-]
You sly ************.
You sly ************.
#378 to #14 - lindiihop
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(04/07/2012) [-]
#392 to #378 - lawerancearm
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(04/08/2012) [-]
Still a better love story than Twilight.
#402 to #378 - lolkeetanlol
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(04/08/2012) [-]
I'm.... okay with this............... WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!?!
#389 to #378 - fedegon
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Is that PikachuXKetchup porn?
#390 to #389 - lindiihop
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Depends on how you see it.
#183 to #14 - wirelesstampon
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(04/07/2012) [-]
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#398 to #14 - Ricogator
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(04/08/2012) [-]
Top comment that's not a roll. I congratulate you, sir.
#399 to #398 - lawerancearm
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(04/08/2012) [-]
To be honest, The rolls kind of annoy me. Especially some of the picture rolls on stuff with out a comment to go with it.
#305 to #14 - ruinsage
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(04/07/2012) [-]
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Oh you..

oh you oh you oh you

made me ******* laugh
#323 to #305 - lawerancearm
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(04/07/2012) [-]
I just logged on, and saw this was top comment... Brb puking rainbows.
I just logged on, and saw this was top comment... Brb puking rainbows.
#348 to #323 - catsniffer
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(04/07/2012) [-]
It feels amazing, don't you think so?
It feels amazing, don't you think so?
#352 to #348 - lawerancearm
Reply +1
(04/07/2012) [-]
Very much so... It makes me want to throw a party or drink some skittles vodka maybe both.
Very much so... It makes me want to throw a party or drink some skittles vodka maybe both.
#327 to #323 - ruinsage
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(04/07/2012) [-]
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congratulations my good man, the funnies thing i have seen here all day
#330 to #327 - lawerancearm
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Don't thank me, that funnyjunk for bringing me here and also thank Ivansdoom, without him/her I couldn't have said that and made people laugh :)
#333 to #330 - ruinsage
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(04/07/2012) [-]
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funny thing is ivansdoom got banned for the comment he made as a response, his 2 year old account was banned for having too many red thumbs xD
#346 to #333 - lawerancearm
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(04/07/2012) [-]
What!? Really... wow... I'm sorry that happened to him/her...
#386 to #323 - auesis
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Top comment is a great feeling, isn't it?
Top comment is a great feeling, isn't it?
#393 to #386 - lawerancearm
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(04/08/2012) [-]
Indubitably.   
<--- My face when I saw it was top comment.
Indubitably.
<--- My face when I saw it was top comment.
#299 to #14 - beeradthelaw
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(04/07/2012) [-]
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#255 to #14 - ultrablue
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(04/07/2012) [-]
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#362 to #14 - anon
Reply 0
(04/07/2012) [-]
may be blood
#16 to #14 - ivansdoom
Reply -309
(04/07/2012) [-]
o rly?
#20 to #16 - rainbowsoul
Reply +124
(04/07/2012) [-]
Yes ******* really
#134 to #16 - chazstopher
Reply +38
(04/07/2012) [-]
LOL He got banned
LOL He got banned
#319 to #16 - psychoassassin
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(04/07/2012) [-]
lol, he's been on since 2010 and got banned for stupidity XD
Congatulations, you deserved it
#400 to #319 - koobzacc
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(04/08/2012) [-]
how did he deserve it? he posted the you dont say picture BEFORE the comment got popular. honestly, it seems like an okay response, its not like he said something that SHOULD have pissed off 300 people. I mean really, is that something to get BANNED for?

/pms
#306 to #16 - mrmanman
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(04/07/2012) [-]
He got banned? LOL
He got banned? LOL
#394 to #16 - immabatman **User deleted account**
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#311 to #16 - rolfface
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#141 to #16 - localcatbarber
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(04/07/2012) [-]
#88 - Funkmastercdawg
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(04/07/2012) [-]
>Be 18
>HAve steady gf for 2 years
>HAd sex at least once a day
>She dumps me
>2 weeks later decide to fap
>Start fapping laying on my back with computer on chest
>Semen shoots over laptop and covers my face
>mfw I gave myself a cumshot
#96 to #88 - Casman
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(04/07/2012) [-]
You should've kept your mouth closed.
#103 to #96 - arkensas
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(04/07/2012) [-]
**** I lol'd
#1 - seeggul
Reply +117
(04/06/2012) [-]
it...it's bloody?
#13 to #1 - lostinthemusic
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(04/07/2012) [-]
It's called testicular backup.
#73 - themastertroller
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(04/07/2012) [-]
**themastertroller rolled a random image posted in comment #249 at Reposting ** MFW a 3 week break
#82 to #73 - anon
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(04/07/2012) [-]
That image works SO! well
#90 - cammacd
Reply +87
(04/07/2012) [-]
LIES.
#108 to #90 - iamphoenix
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Oh cum on, it's not that hard.
#112 to #108 - osnic
Reply +29
(04/07/2012) [-]
It's ridickulously hard, I tell ya.
#113 to #112 - iamphoenix
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(04/07/2012) [-]
I don't mean to be cocky, but I've quit masturbating several times.
#125 to #113 - fango
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Not to be a Jerk... but I disagree
#128 to #125 - reddybrek
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Penis.
#219 to #128 - unmercifulgod
Reply +7
(04/07/2012) [-]
Well, why would you stop? Masturbating comes in handy sometimes.
#191 to #108 - anon
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(04/07/2012) [-]
trust me, it's hard
#140 to #90 - yodasoda
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(04/07/2012) [-]
I thought i did it too much when I was in grade 8 (I was very stupid back then) and I stopped for a month, I hardly lasted 45 seconds march 1st
#244 - rchelicopterswag
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(04/07/2012) [-]
&gt;Be at christian camp for a week (best week ever)   
&gt;no fap   
&gt;come home from camp   
&gt;I'm one horny ************   
&gt;my dad tells me, &quot;hey rc, we're gonna go out and get some Mackdombles derbakerta pandas wibcheengs, wanna come with?   
&gt;NOPE   
&gt;everybody leaves   
&gt;jump on the couch and fap like I've never fapped before   
&gt;I blew my load within a minute, but it was so much that it got all up my chest and on my face   
&gt;And I mean ALL over my face   
&gt;eyes, nose, cheeks, lips, the works   
&gt;I swear, I might as well have scraped the skin off of my face that I was washing it so much   
MFW this all happened.
>Be at christian camp for a week (best week ever)
>no fap
>come home from camp
>I'm one horny ************
>my dad tells me, "hey rc, we're gonna go out and get some Mackdombles derbakerta pandas wibcheengs, wanna come with?
>NOPE
>everybody leaves
>jump on the couch and fap like I've never fapped before
>I blew my load within a minute, but it was so much that it got all up my chest and on my face
>And I mean ALL over my face
>eyes, nose, cheeks, lips, the works
>I swear, I might as well have scraped the skin off of my face that I was washing it so much
MFW this all happened.
#282 to #244 - caesarslegion
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(04/07/2012) [-]
I always blow my load within a minute. Now I feel weird.
#284 to #282 - rchelicopterswag
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(04/07/2012) [-]
You should
#250 to #244 - supermario
Reply +61
(04/07/2012) [-]
>best week ever
>no fap

wat
#251 to #250 - rchelicopterswag
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Best week ever because the camp was actually amazing, but whatever.
#258 to #251 - JudasLitl
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(04/07/2012) [-]
indeed it was
#261 to #258 - rchelicopterswag
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(04/07/2012) [-]
#263 to #261 - JudasLitl
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#318 to #263 - anon
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(04/07/2012) [-]
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#259 to #251 - gameandwatched
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(04/07/2012) [-]
What exactly did you do? I went to something like it(believing it to be a concert, but it was actually a christian one)
What exactly did you do? I went to something like it(believing it to be a concert, but it was actually a christian one)
#264 to #259 - rchelicopterswag
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Breakfast (amazing cooks, awesome food), morning chapel, morning games or activities (ultimate frisbee, human chess, football, ziplining, and we had the second longest zipline in GA, and a **** ton of others that I can't remember, but they were fun), cabin time where we just chill with our youth pastors in the cabins and talk, and then free time for 2 hours, dinner, store **** time, night chapel, afternoon games, and then bed if we have nothing planned after that. And keep in mind that this isn't for little kids, it's for ages 13 to 19 so it's actually really organized and really awesome, and the games get intense.
#265 to #264 - gameandwatched
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Ah nice, always did kinda wonder went on in the christian camp sorta things. Though i'm not a christian i did used to go to a primarily christian club and they were pretty awesome people, that said some of them were a tad homophobic which disgruntled me.
#267 to #265 - rchelicopterswag
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, everybody at that camp is really chill and they're awesome. Do you live in GA?
#269 to #267 - gameandwatched
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Nope, living it up in the good old GB like a true English gentleman. I'm quessing GA is in America?
#270 to #269 - rchelicopterswag
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Yes, 'Murka. Lol, it would be cool if you lived in GA though, it would be pretty amazing to see an FJer at the camp :D
#271 to #270 - gameandwatched
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Hah, well not to be the christian type myself i sadly probably wouldn't go. After going through up to six hour prayer and christian music festival i think I've had my fair share. I would like to go over to America someday though, always wanted to go on expeditions over there.
#281 to #250 - cubanwhiteman
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(04/07/2012) [-]
>Christian camp
>Best week ever.

>wat?
#69 - WheresMyBike
Reply +60
(04/07/2012) [-]
You hit your dick until it sprays red liquid everywhere?
You might have problems, friend.
#257 - demguiltybones
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(04/07/2012) [-]
MFW
MFW
#32 - doctrine
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(04/07/2012) [-]
I thought for sure it was going to be this
I thought for sure it was going to be this
#101 to #32 - vitaexdet
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Childhood...
I wave you goodbye...
#297 - fappingmyflamingo
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(04/07/2012) [-]
When cumming your clearly blasting sperm cells out your weenie, but what a lot of people don't think about is that there are a mind blowing amount of cells making up that blob of cum, MILLIONS. And every one of them is another human being that could-have-been with their own personality, looks, etc. That sperm cell there could have been Jonithen Richards, who could have saved the starving Africans, and over here could have been Jenna Howards, the discoverer of removing pollution efficiently and quick. All of them instantly die in those cells seconds after landing on your legs or floor.

But also, one of those sperm cells could have ended up being another Justin Beiber or Nickie Minaj....... So yeah forget everything I just said and enjoy yourself.
#314 to #297 - anon
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(04/07/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #260 at There's a Difference **
I like how you say could have been...when 99% of women dont want to sex me
#341 to #297 - anon
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(04/07/2012) [-]
They are only half an organism, incomplete, haploid etc.
Before they can actually become anything they need to fertilize the Egg and become diploid.
#359 to #341 - fappingmyflamingo
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Yes I know, but technically the sperm cell contains bits and pieces of a human being. So really nothing changes about what I previously said.
#308 to #297 - goochmaster
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Well, you have to consider the fact that men don't keep the same sperm cells until they ejaculate. The sperm that was in there a month ago is more than likely replaced by new sperm. The only way masturbation could affect the outcome of the child is when you and your spouse are actively trying to make babies.
#312 to #308 - goochmaster
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(04/07/2012) [-]
Hold on, let me re-phrase the first sentence- the same cells don't go away JUST because the male ejaculates. that works better.
#310 to #308 - fappingmyflamingo
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(04/07/2012) [-]
That makes sense.

I just think about this too deeply though. :P
#313 to #297 - lolfire
Reply +27
(04/07/2012) [-]
Wet dreams are suicide.
Blowjobs are cannibalism.
Masturbation is Genocide.