Me after a three week masterbation break. .. >Be 18 >HAve steady gf for 2 years >HAd sex at least once a day >She dumps me >2 weeks later decide to fap >Start fapping laying on my back wi
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Me after a three week masterbation break

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Submitted: 04/06/2012
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#11 - ivansdoom (04/07/2012) [+] (36 replies)
sauce?

User avatar #14 to #11 - lawerancearm (04/07/2012) [-]
I believe it is ketchup.
#88 - Funkmastercdawg (04/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Be 18
>HAve steady gf for 2 years
>HAd sex at least once a day
>She dumps me
>2 weeks later decide to fap
>Start fapping laying on my back with computer on chest
>Semen shoots over laptop and covers my face
>mfw I gave myself a cumshot
#1 - seeggul (04/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
it...it's bloody?
#73 - themastertroller (04/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**themastertroller rolled a random image posted in comment #249 at Reposting ** MFW a 3 week break
#90 - cammacd (04/07/2012) [+] (8 replies)
LIES.
#244 - rchelicopterswag (04/07/2012) [+] (16 replies)
>Be at christian camp for a week (best week ever)   
>no fap   
>come home from camp   
>I'm one horny 						************					   
>my dad tells me, "hey rc, we're gonna go out and get some Mackdombles derbakerta pandas wibcheengs, wanna come with?   
>NOPE   
>everybody leaves   
>jump on the couch and fap like I've never fapped before   
>I blew my load within a minute, but it was so much that it got all up my chest and on my face   
>And I mean ALL over my face   
>eyes, nose, cheeks, lips, the works   
>I swear, I might as well have scraped the skin off of my face that I was washing it so much   
MFW this all happened.
>Be at christian camp for a week (best week ever)
>no fap
>come home from camp
>I'm one horny ************
>my dad tells me, "hey rc, we're gonna go out and get some Mackdombles derbakerta pandas wibcheengs, wanna come with?
>NOPE
>everybody leaves
>jump on the couch and fap like I've never fapped before
>I blew my load within a minute, but it was so much that it got all up my chest and on my face
>And I mean ALL over my face
>eyes, nose, cheeks, lips, the works
>I swear, I might as well have scraped the skin off of my face that I was washing it so much
MFW this all happened.
#250 to #244 - supermario (04/07/2012) [-]
>best week ever
>no fap

wat
#69 - WheresMyBike (04/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You hit your dick until it sprays red liquid everywhere?
You might have problems, friend.
#257 - demguiltybones (04/07/2012) [-]
MFW
MFW
#32 - doctrine (04/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I thought for sure it was going to be this
I thought for sure it was going to be this
#297 - fappingmyflamingo (04/07/2012) [+] (7 replies)
When cumming your clearly blasting sperm cells out your weenie, but what a lot of people don't think about is that there are a mind blowing amount of cells making up that blob of cum, MILLIONS. And every one of them is another human being that could-have-been with their own personality, looks, etc. That sperm cell there could have been Jonithen Richards, who could have saved the starving Africans, and over here could have been Jenna Howards, the discoverer of removing pollution efficiently and quick. All of them instantly die in those cells seconds after landing on your legs or floor.

But also, one of those sperm cells could have ended up being another Justin Beiber or Nickie Minaj....... So yeah forget everything I just said and enjoy yourself.
#340 - theonlyg (04/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Mfw
User avatar #104 - NotAdmin (04/07/2012) [-]
if your dick starts spurting ketchup after 3 weeks of masturprobation, you should see a doctor
#288 - eburn (04/07/2012) [-]
You cum all over some guy and his food?
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User avatar #30 - IceBearJudgesYou (04/07/2012) [-]
>Successfully complete 40 day challenge.
>Day 41.
>fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
>Cum everywhere.
>Looks at tissue box.
>Gets a towel.


Never again.
#23 - nycdood (04/07/2012) [-]
And then when you finaly do cum, this is exactly what your face looks like...
And then when you finaly do cum, this is exactly what your face looks like...
User avatar #360 - kandeh (04/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If your penis is ejaculating ketchup with such a grand magnitude of force, I highly recommend you visit your family doctor as soon as possible.
#189 - onlyanonymous (04/07/2012) [+] (8 replies)
NO FAP 2012 DAY 90
NO FAP 2012 DAY 90
#19 - ragingbrony (04/07/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Just gotta churn it easy like....
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