Me after a three week masterbation break. .. >Be 18 >HAve steady gf for 2 years >HAd sex at least once a day >She dumps me >2 weeks later decide to fap >Start fapping laying on my back wi
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#88 - Funkmastercdawg (04/07/2012) [-]
>Be 18
>HAve steady gf for 2 years
>HAd sex at least once a day
>She dumps me
>2 weeks later decide to fap
>Start fapping laying on my back with computer on chest
>Semen shoots over laptop and covers my face
>mfw I gave myself a cumshot
User avatar #96 to #88 - Casman (04/07/2012) [-]
You should've kept your mouth closed.
User avatar #103 to #96 - arkensas (04/07/2012) [-]
**** I lol'd
#73 - themastertroller (04/07/2012) [-]
**themastertroller rolled a random image posted in comment #249 at Reposting ** MFW a 3 week break
#82 to #73 - anon (04/07/2012) [-]
That image works SO! well
#1 - seeggul (04/06/2012) [-]
it...it's bloody?
User avatar #13 to #1 - lostinthemusic (04/07/2012) [-]
It's called testicular backup.
#340 - theonlyg (04/07/2012) [-]
Mfw
#368 to #340 - cohareirl (04/07/2012) [-]
I laughed harder at this than any post on the front page today....thumb for you
User avatar #104 - NotAdmin (04/07/2012) [-]
if your dick starts spurting ketchup after 3 weeks of masturprobation, you should see a doctor
#90 - cammacd (04/07/2012) [-]
LIES.
User avatar #140 to #90 - yodasoda (04/07/2012) [-]
I thought i did it too much when I was in grade 8 (I was very stupid back then) and I stopped for a month, I hardly lasted 45 seconds march 1st
#108 to #90 - iamphoenix (04/07/2012) [-]
Oh cum on, it's not that hard.
User avatar #112 to #108 - osnic (04/07/2012) [-]
It's ridickulously hard, I tell ya.
#113 to #112 - iamphoenix (04/07/2012) [-]
I don't mean to be cocky, but I've quit masturbating several times.
#125 to #113 - fango (04/07/2012) [-]
Not to be a Jerk... but I disagree
User avatar #128 to #125 - reddybrek (04/07/2012) [-]
Penis.
User avatar #219 to #128 - unmercifulgod (04/07/2012) [-]
Well, why would you stop? Masturbating comes in handy sometimes.
#191 to #108 - anon (04/07/2012) [-]
trust me, it's hard
User avatar #360 - kandeh (04/07/2012) [-]
If your penis is ejaculating ketchup with such a grand magnitude of force, I highly recommend you visit your family doctor as soon as possible.
User avatar #361 to #360 - landonGUNGUY (04/07/2012) [-]
I think if you penis ejaculates any sort of condiment, then you should see a doctor.
#257 - demguiltybones (04/07/2012) [-]
MFW
MFW
#189 - onlyanonymous (04/07/2012) [-]
NO FAP 2012 DAY 90
NO FAP 2012 DAY 90
User avatar #190 to #189 - hydraetis (04/07/2012) [-]
yeaaaa I've definitely hit 40 times.

at the least.
#203 to #190 - cubanwhiteman (04/07/2012) [-]
Bitch, please. I've fapped 13 times. This month alone. It's still the seventh.
User avatar #204 to #203 - hydraetis (04/07/2012) [-]
haha well last year was definitely more than 330 times
#211 to #204 - cubanwhiteman (04/07/2012) [-]
Last year I did over 400 times.

(Usually at least 5-6 times on the weekend, then a couple times during the week.
User avatar #212 to #211 - hydraetis (04/07/2012) [-]
for me it was once a day with the occasional 2-3 times if I was bored.
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User avatar #194 to #190 - bottleofrum (04/07/2012) [-]
i know that feel bro
User avatar #30 - IceBearJudgesYou (04/07/2012) [-]
>Successfully complete 40 day challenge.
>Day 41.
>fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
>Cum everywhere.
>Looks at tissue box.
>Gets a towel.


Never again.
#23 - nycdood (04/07/2012) [-]
And then when you finaly do cum, this is exactly what your face looks like...
And then when you finaly do cum, this is exactly what your face looks like...
#19 - ragingbrony ONLINE (04/07/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Just gotta churn it easy like....
#118 - gmanjohn (04/07/2012) [-]
Like this
Like this
#32 - doctrine (04/07/2012) [-]
I thought for sure it was going to be this
I thought for sure it was going to be this
User avatar #101 to #32 - vitaexdet (04/07/2012) [-]
Childhood...
I wave you goodbye...
#335 - anon (04/07/2012) [-]
It was worth it...
#297 - fappingmyflamingo (04/07/2012) [-]
When cumming your clearly blasting sperm cells out your weenie, but what a lot of people don't think about is that there are a mind blowing amount of cells making up that blob of cum, MILLIONS. And every one of them is another human being that could-have-been with their own personality, looks, etc. That sperm cell there could have been Jonithen Richards, who could have saved the starving Africans, and over here could have been Jenna Howards, the discoverer of removing pollution efficiently and quick. All of them instantly die in those cells seconds after landing on your legs or floor.

But also, one of those sperm cells could have ended up being another Justin Beiber or Nickie Minaj....... So yeah forget everything I just said and enjoy yourself.
#341 to #297 - anon (04/07/2012) [-]
They are only half an organism, incomplete, haploid etc.
Before they can actually become anything they need to fertilize the Egg and become diploid.
User avatar #359 to #341 - fappingmyflamingo (04/07/2012) [-]
Yes I know, but technically the sperm cell contains bits and pieces of a human being. So really nothing changes about what I previously said.
User avatar #308 to #297 - goochmaster (04/07/2012) [-]
Well, you have to consider the fact that men don't keep the same sperm cells until they ejaculate. The sperm that was in there a month ago is more than likely replaced by new sperm. The only way masturbation could affect the outcome of the child is when you and your spouse are actively trying to make babies.
User avatar #312 to #308 - goochmaster (04/07/2012) [-]
Hold on, let me re-phrase the first sentence- the same cells don't go away JUST because the male ejaculates. that works better.
User avatar #310 to #308 - fappingmyflamingo (04/07/2012) [-]
That makes sense.

I just think about this too deeply though. :P
#314 to #297 - anon (04/07/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #260 at There's a Difference **
I like how you say could have been...when 99% of women dont want to sex me
User avatar #313 to #297 - lolfire (04/07/2012) [-]
Wet dreams are suicide.
Blowjobs are cannibalism.
Masturbation is Genocide.
#288 - eburn (04/07/2012) [-]
You cum all over some guy and his food?
User avatar #287 - DingoJ (04/07/2012) [-]
you get your period?


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