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User avatar #7 - obliquezombie (04/04/2012) [-]
Probably listening to either:

Asking Alexandria,
Bring Me the Horizon,
We Came as Romans,
Attack Attack,
Of Mice and Men, and/or
Suicide Silence.

User avatar #458 to #7 - brilucker (04/05/2012) [-]
Honestly guys, does that big guy up there look like a fan of these bands? He looks like he's a fan of some grindcore band that isn't very popular. The bands you have listed attract skinny white ass scene kids. But you know what? I happen to love all these bands, but don't even give the appearance of doing so. So uh, yeah. Give me red thumbs, I don't care.
#448 to #7 - anonymous (04/05/2012) [-]
suicide silence is good.

all the other ones mentioned are horrible
User avatar #446 to #7 - EsVato (04/05/2012) [-]
i feel like a scene **** cause i listen to all those bands ._.
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#305 to #7 - Bforbacon ONLINE (04/05/2012) [-]
Or possibly We Came to ask Alexandria to Attack the Silent Mice
#260 to #7 - jakeharman (04/05/2012) [-]
my god i dont mean to sound like a hipster but you just listed all the generic mainstream bands possible
User avatar #426 to #260 - obliquezombie (04/05/2012) [-]
That... that was the point.
User avatar #222 to #7 - alexandereissa (04/05/2012) [-]
Suicide Silence







me gusta
#218 to #7 - MatthewsGauss (04/05/2012) [-]
every metal listener in my school has a asking alexandria shirt or hoodie and they try to growl or scream and they lose their voice instantly because they dont know how to do it
every metal listener in my school has a asking alexandria shirt or hoodie and they try to growl or scream and they lose their voice instantly because they dont know how to do it
#427 to #218 - obliquezombie (04/05/2012) [-]
DUDE.

I know that ******* feel.
#176 to #7 - ilikethat (04/05/2012) [-]
i love those bands but they aren't metal at all i consider metal like anything from as i lay dying to disturbed
User avatar #226 to #176 - absynthe (04/05/2012) [-]
youre really new to metal arent you?.... those are nu metal. not trying to offend but just as a gateway here check out kamelot- black halo, opeth- harvest, mastadon- blood and thunder, dream theater- pull me under, anubis gate- beyond redemption, nightwish- story time, blind guardian- mirror mirror, demons and wizards- my last sunrise, and alestorm- keehauled

check out which ever one you want if you want, maybe itll open up your horizons some
#235 to #226 - ilikethat (04/05/2012) [-]
ya id say im pretty new to metal thanks ill have to check them out
User avatar #236 to #235 - absynthe (04/05/2012) [-]
also another good introduction band is apocalyptica, they dont have a singer so find the feat. songs, a few good ones are im not jesus and i dont care. (terrible names but great songs)
#488 to #236 - ilikethat (04/05/2012) [-]
o ya ive heard of them they're awesome thanks again
User avatar #429 to #107 - obliquezombie (04/05/2012) [-]
My God, who is that?

I shall burn him alive.
#63 to #7 - xshadeeisafag (04/04/2012) [-]
A7X IS THE BEST METAL BAND!!!!!!! STUPID POSERS!!!!!!!!
User avatar #388 to #63 - jinjo (04/05/2012) [-]
Modern Metal? They've got the number one spot IMO.

Listen to 'A little piece of heaven'. That **** is ****** up and absolutely amazing with orchestra instruments and metal drum beats. Also a pretty cool metaphor for the theme of the song.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VurhzANQ_B0
User avatar #414 to #388 - xshadeeisafag (04/05/2012) [-]
That's actually not bad... But most people don't really consider a7x metal, they're metalcore
User avatar #417 to #414 - jinjo (04/05/2012) [-]
idk what the **** that means.. but most things ending with 'core' are generally pussy-metal.
User avatar #418 to #417 - xshadeeisafag (04/05/2012) [-]
..yeah that's pretty much what people consider a7x to be lol
#180 to #63 - anonymous (04/05/2012) [-]
Saying a7x is not metal is foolish, listen to their first albums. Learn about **** before you talk **** about it.
#65 to #63 - obliquezombie (04/04/2012) [-]
CHYA THER LYRICS ARE LIKE, SO DEEP!!! THY SPEK TO MEEEEE!!!!
User avatar #258 to #65 - poopburritoz (04/05/2012) [-]
I know I'm probably gonna get a lot of hate for this but you've obviously haven't heard very many of their songs. So Far Away, Dear God, Afterlife, Lost, and Seize the Day are some songs that are actually "deep". You don't have to like the band but saying their songs have no meaning is kind of ridiculous.
#60 to #7 - ilgattozaiga (04/04/2012) [-]
I don't get Asking Alexandria.
I listened to one song, and it was going kinda swimmingly until they did a breakdown from absolutely ******* nowhere which didn't fit at all.

BMTH's Oli Sykes can't scream for **** , he kinda just struggles to speak ever so slightly.

Not listened to Attack Attack but the spoofs of their crabcore is ******* priceless
User avatar #54 to #7 - anatidaephobia (04/04/2012) [-]
Hey, at least Suicide Silence is pretty good.
I still don't know how Asking Alexandria got on Mayhem Fest, but whatever. It'll be worth sitting through them for Slayer and High on Fire.
User avatar #68 to #54 - obliquezombie (04/04/2012) [-]
Meh, I've never liked their subject matter.

It always seemed juvenile and childish, like they're trying to act hardcore around their friends.
User avatar #70 to #68 - anatidaephobia (04/04/2012) [-]
Yeah, but that's a problem for all the "-cores" in general. However, I usually listen for the sound, and at least they don't overuse breakdowns.
#24 to #7 - madjackwack (04/04/2012) [-]
such a scene line up you just posted.... im a huge bring me fan and suicide fan, the rest are pretty gay but i don't really care.

<-- epic band.
User avatar #43 to #24 - obliquezombie (04/04/2012) [-]
That was the point, but BMTH and SS both suck metal's ass.

Nice choice for Impending Doom, though.
User avatar #96 to #43 - madjackwack (04/04/2012) [-]
oh sorry bro, i was unsure of it being sarcastic or not because of the amount of gay bands...
User avatar #15 to #7 - xxstriferxx (04/04/2012) [-]
I listen to all of them..
User avatar #46 to #15 - obliquezombie (04/04/2012) [-]
Ouch, sorry about the tastes.
User avatar #491 to #46 - xxstriferxx (04/05/2012) [-]
Don't be.
#12 to #7 - anonymous (04/04/2012) [-]
Heeeeelll no. My favorite bands are pantera , slayer, cannibal corpse, amon amarth, finntroll, etc. Non of that scence core crap
User avatar #66 to #12 - acfb (04/04/2012) [-]
Thumbed for Pantera and Amon Amarth. I ******* hate Slayer, but I can't pass up a Pantera comment without thumbing.
#315 to #66 - whiteyswag (04/05/2012) [-]
Slayer's gonna find you and is going to   
Tear your 						*******					 eyes out   
Rip your 						*******					 flesh off   
Beat you till you're just a 						*******					 lifeless carcass   
						****					 you and your progress   
Watch me 						*******					 regress   
You were made to take the fall - now you're nothing   
   
   
   
YOU A BITCH MOTHA 						*****
Slayer's gonna find you and is going to
Tear your ******* eyes out
Rip your ******* flesh off
Beat you till you're just a ******* lifeless carcass
**** you and your progress
Watch me ******* regress
You were made to take the fall - now you're nothing



YOU A BITCH MOTHA *****
User avatar #424 to #315 - acfb (04/05/2012) [-]
Tom, Kerry, and those other talentless ***** could try. Slayer is ******* pathetic noise. Kerry alone is sad enough. If you're a musician and you look up to Kerry King, please, just read about him a little bit and listen to interviews on his take on writing and it'll change your mind.
User avatar #450 to #424 - sophisticus (04/05/2012) [-]
Umm excuse me **** face. Ever tried listening to any of their ******* music before?? Instead of just bitching about what you remember of them from probably 12 seconds of a song you once heard, I wasn't aware random pointless noise came in the form of amazing music such as theirs. Oh boohoo they scream, get the **** over it. They're the only band still true to Thrash. Here's your ******* talent less losers www.youtube.com/watch?v=93ATlvVV1w4 And do try to listen to it before bitching about it.
User avatar #452 to #450 - acfb (04/05/2012) [-]
I have listened and it's the music, not the screaming that I'm talking about. Kerry is a terrible writer and so is everyone in that band. The more you curse, the more I realize you have no substance to your argument. I've listened, and they suck ass and so does every thrash band on this planet.
User avatar #453 to #452 - sophisticus (04/05/2012) [-]
Pantera is thrash you ******* idiot.
User avatar #454 to #453 - acfb (04/05/2012) [-]
I would hardly call them thrash. The earlier material had some similarities, but they are not a thrash band. I'm done responding. Feel free to reply so you have the last word and feel a bit better about things.
User avatar #44 to #12 - obliquezombie (04/04/2012) [-]
'Twas the point.
#14 to #12 - anonymous (04/04/2012) [-]
check chimaira if you havnt heard of them
#9 to #7 - sandvichiscredit (04/04/2012) [-]
I don't hate those bands, but all of their fans make me want to stab everything ever.
I don't hate those bands, but all of their fans make me want to stab everything ever.

User avatar #382 to #9 - XboxJunky (04/05/2012) [-]
Why? What're their fans like?
User avatar #467 to #382 - aysonator (04/05/2012) [-]
I dont know about all of them but bring me the horizon are REALLY posey, they are so manufactured so fake and talentless. Tbh im not a metal fan at all (i quite hate it) but asking alexandrias not that bad imo
User avatar #496 to #467 - XboxJunky (04/06/2012) [-]
Alright then.
#251 to #9 - luckyflea (04/05/2012) [-]
What movie is that gif from?
User avatar #45 to #9 - obliquezombie (04/04/2012) [-]
I hate both, to be honest..
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