smart car thief. Me Gusta. Car Thief
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#101 - kinney (03/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #66 to #45 - luckybastard (03/12/2012) [-]
stealing bikesmn his ***** blood
#135 to #45 - simonrivero (03/12/2012) [-]
It's in his DNA.
#11 - shadowrated (03/12/2012) [-]
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#110 to #11 - Gundown has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #115 to #110 - jessiwillia (03/12/2012) [-]
They're called security cameras. They don't move, and can't prevent crime, for the are cameras.
User avatar #27 to #11 - toxicwarning (03/12/2012) [-]
cant stop laughing!
User avatar #36 to #11 - sgently (03/12/2012) [-]
one of the reasons why people with parkinsons cant rob people
#35 to #11 - huntertde (03/12/2012) [-]
Y U SO STOOPID WIT GUNS?
Y U SO STOOPID WIT GUNS?
User avatar #116 to #35 - Gundown (03/12/2012) [-]
Wait, wait, wait! Doesn't anyone realize that someone was recording this and just LET IT HAPPEN! Wat?
#51 to #35 - mrbongo (03/12/2012) [-]
I assume he was firing blanks?
User avatar #38 to #35 - thekaiseroxc (03/12/2012) [-]
HOLY F*CK!

Is this real?
User avatar #39 to #38 - ddeth (03/12/2012) [-]
If its not real, it looks pretty close.
at any rate, the kid got hit pretty hard with the gun, that's hard to fake.
poor little guy, didn't even know about recoil.
User avatar #40 to #39 - thekaiseroxc (03/12/2012) [-]
Poor little guy?? Poor freaking dude that just got shot in the abdomen! haha
User avatar #41 to #40 - ddeth (03/12/2012) [-]
that was the joke.
User avatar #78 to #38 - jadeyfulx (03/12/2012) [-]
yeah that is real :/ it's a video from a third world country where it's tradition that the brides father fires a single shot, and he left his gun on the side of the table and his son shot him and he died of his injuries.
#9 - shadowrated (03/12/2012) [-]
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Bitch please
#128 to #9 - crazyanimefreak (03/12/2012) [-]
That should be a Doritos commercial
#106 - toxicfate (03/12/2012) [-]
thanks for making my life easier
#89 - simonrivero (03/12/2012) [-]
...But that's not a Smart Car...
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#46 - Klusterpuck (03/12/2012) [-]
I'll just leave this here.
User avatar #47 to #46 - bigbonew (03/12/2012) [-]
like the ones in my car... but still no big deal to break open... i forgot my keys at least 3 times in the car...
#30 - youngbeezy (03/12/2012) [-]
HA jokes on them, my 1987 Honda is open all the time. #LuxuryLife
#10 - shadowrated (03/12/2012) [-]
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#55 to #10 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
oh my ******* god you made me fall of my seat from laughter X'D
#569 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 00** 33
#605 to #569 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 30** Ohhhhhh cum in the china lanty sarry into jenny kongo
User avatar #613 to #569 - xxkosukexx (03/12/2012) [-]
**xxkosukexx rolls 40** 00
#620 to #569 - RykenX (03/12/2012) [-]
**RykenX rolls 17** 79 get
#581 to #569 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
Still dubs
#606 to #581 - pingusux (03/12/2012) [-]
**pingusux rolls 73**
#323 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 666** trips
#324 to #323 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 7,332** quads
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#329 to #324 - scienceftw has deleted their comment [-]
#332 to #323 - jackbo (03/12/2012) [-]
**jackbo rolls 01** doubles
#339 to #323 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
EPIC ROLL!!! EPIC!!
EPIC ROLL!!! EPIC!!
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#359 to #323 - vixq (03/12/2012) [-]
**vixq rolls 040**
**vixq rolls 040**
#362 to #323 - gorden (03/12/2012) [-]
nice one
nice one
User avatar #365 to #323 - ohwhoafosho (03/12/2012) [-]
That awkward moment when anon might get front page...
#328 to #323 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
holy ******* **** i just rolled trips and im not even on my account
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#334 to #323 - dasfaq **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#335 to #323 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
You Summoned The Beast
#340 to #323 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
#155 - cristianpopescu (03/12/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

User avatar #170 to #155 - whatevsnicktrololo (03/12/2012) [-]
om nom nom!!
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#275 - andrewbuck **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+848
#141 - thecharlesworth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#788 to #141 - drdisrespect (03/13/2012) [-]
**drdisrespect rolls 97** i like
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#796 to #141 - peepeethesailor has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #799 to #141 - osmosisjones (03/13/2012) [-]
**osmosisjones rolls 78** I wanna try.
#173 to #141 - dragemit (03/12/2012) [-]
i gave the 69th thumb whoooo
User avatar #697 to #173 - boombasticmonkey (03/12/2012) [-]
**boombasticmonkey rolls 70**
#158 to #141 - shiversmcduck (03/12/2012) [-]
Do you realize how lucky you are?
Do you realize how lucky you are?
User avatar #661 to #234 - johananas (03/12/2012) [-]
Name them ;)
User avatar #258 to #158 - benk (03/12/2012) [-]
its only 1 in 100 if he posted that 20 times is one in 5. im so tired of people getting so many thumbs for rolls. call me when someone rolls a 999999999
User avatar #267 to #258 - hospitable (03/12/2012) [-]
**hospitable rolls 999,999,999**
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#815 to #258 - eviction ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
A 1/100 chance repeated 20 times wouldn't make it a 1/5 chance. That logic would mean that if he did it 100 times he would definitely get it.
#709 to #258 - sovietleg (03/12/2012) [-]
Actually he has a 1% chance of rolling 69 because he can always roll the same number 20 times so stfu this guy deserves a medal and you deserve nothing because you cannot even do basic math ******* . And you have a 0.000000001% chance of rolling *999,999,999*
so i dont think anyone will get that unless of course your a wizard.

But seriously get off the computer and go learn some math :)
#793 to #709 - benk (03/13/2012) [-]
**benk rolls 66** i agree with all of you that no matter how many times you roll a number the chance is still one in 100. So your odds are one in 1/100 for a one time roll we all agree right? But if he posts this on 5 different pictures his odds of succeeding are 1 in 5 because each time he has a 1/100 chance so lets do some math, (1/100)+(1/100)+(1/100)+(1/100)+(1/100)= 5/100 which reduces to 1/20.

Also i dont see why this guy should get a medal for a randomly generated number, its not skill. Even if my math is wrong (which its not) is still all luck.
#820 to #793 - sovietleg (03/13/2012) [-]
But he didnt post  on different pictures so hes pretty awesome
But he didnt post on different pictures so hes pretty awesome
User avatar #816 to #793 - bradshaft (03/13/2012) [-]
Your math is incorrect. You don't add the probabilities (by your logic, rolling 100 times would give a 100% chance of rolling 69 at least once; in reality you could roll any number of times and never get 69). The odds of rolling 69 at least once in 5 tries is 1 minus the chance you don't roll 69 five times in a row. So 1 - (99/100)^5 = .049. You were close with 1/20, but you math you used to arrive there was incorrect. THE MORE YOU KNOW!
User avatar #794 to #793 - benk (03/13/2012) [-]
oh look dubs, what are the odds? do i get 100+ thumbs, no, that would be retarded because the odds are only 1 in 10. so if ten people "roll 2" the odds are 1 of them will be dubs, u can ask Kony, the Ugandan hero how many people roll a day, but im pretty sure its a **** load more than 10, so there are plenty of rolls like this.
User avatar #756 to #709 - yipkendu (03/12/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2300342/FJ+University/1388#1388 Someone rolled 999,999,999 there.

Also, while I don't approve of your language, you're absolutely right. Rolling 69 is a 1 in 101 chance. It doesn't matter how many times you tried before, it's always going to be 1 in 101.
#776 to #756 - sovietleg (03/12/2012) [-]
isnt it 1 of 100 caz there is no 100 but there is a 00
and i do apologize about my language im just furious when people think they are smart
User avatar #780 to #776 - yipkendu (03/12/2012) [-]
Oh you're right... It must be 1 in 100. Thanks, and I feel you bro
User avatar #447 to #258 - kawagaze (03/12/2012) [-]
Yeap I hate it too when this kind of stuff gets more thumbs than actually funny comments... -.-
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User avatar #817 to #258 - bradshaft (03/13/2012) [-]
18.2% chance of getting 69 in 20 rolls. 1 - (99/100)^20
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#668 to #258 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 847,376,643**
User avatar #595 to #258 - funchy (03/12/2012) [-]
**funchy rolls 64** it's 1 in 101, you forgot 00
User avatar #685 to #595 - tolikbro (03/12/2012) [-]
doubles only goes up to 99
#701 to #685 - funchy (03/12/2012) [-]
damn.. you are right.
User avatar #765 to #701 - yipkendu (03/12/2012) [-]
A specific number roll is 1 in 101.

Dubs are 1 in 10 because there are 10 different pairs in 101 numbers.

So rolling a specific pair of dubs, or rolling for a 69 is 1 in 101.
#767 to #765 - funchy (03/12/2012) [-]
so actually...
#771 to #767 - yipkendu (03/12/2012) [-]
Sure did!
Sure did!
User avatar #759 to #685 - yipkendu (03/12/2012) [-]
He was rolling for a specific number, so it's 1 in 101.
User avatar #789 to #759 - tolikbro (03/13/2012) [-]
Please explain
User avatar #791 to #789 - yipkendu (03/13/2012) [-]
1 in 100 actually, since there's a "00" instead of a "100" when you *roll 2*

When you *roll 2* you have a 1 in 10 chance to roll any pair of dubs because there are 10 pairs of dubs.

If you *roll 2* to get a specific number like 69, or a specific pair of dubs like 99, you have a 1 in 100 chance to roll that specific number because there are 99 other numbers that can come out.
User avatar #792 to #791 - tolikbro (03/13/2012) [-]
Ok, just making sure. I guess I should have specified that it's a 1/100 when you "roll 2" instead of saying "doubles". People kept saying 1 in 101 and that's not right...
#565 to #258 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 565,883,367**
#535 to #258 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 919,427,410**
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#281 to #258 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 970,804,860**
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#726 to #141 - twatdestroyerr (03/12/2012) [-]
**twatdestroyerr rolls 23**
#181 to #141 - abovelawl (03/12/2012) [-]
69 you say
#183 to #141 - WhatIsGwaning (03/12/2012) [-]
It's beautiful :'D
#164 to #141 - antiphates ONLINE (03/12/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#174 to #141 - bokkos (03/12/2012) [-]
Jedi Bird is amused
#658 to #141 - fishystickmorgan (03/12/2012) [-]
you deserve these thumbs because you don't roll on every post. so please take this thumb
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#192 to #141 - yowhatsup (03/12/2012) [-]
CAN'T TAKE THIS LEVEL OF WIN
#516 to #141 - Shaway (03/12/2012) [-]
**Shaway rolled a random image posted in comment #4807 at Post your A/S/L, make friends **

Here is what it looks like.
#299 to #141 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 60**
#194 to #141 - lilya (03/12/2012) [-]
DEAR SWEET CELESTIA   
MOTHER OF GAWD   
YOOOO 			*****		 DAYUM LUCKY ROLL   
JESUS MARY MOTHER OF GOD!   
   
Now no matter what group you belong to, you will understand my amazement.
DEAR SWEET CELESTIA
MOTHER OF GAWD
YOOOO ***** DAYUM LUCKY ROLL
JESUS MARY MOTHER OF GOD!

Now no matter what group you belong to, you will understand my amazement.
#200 to #194 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
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#804 to #803 - ohgodwaitimatheist (03/13/2012) [-]
Who cares? Don't be jealous.
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#806 to #805 - ohgodwaitimatheist (03/13/2012) [-]
1 - Chances of rolling Quads are 1/1000, didn't point before because I thought you typo.

2 - You are assuming that everyone who saw this comment also saw, e.g. the second top comment which is quads, and opted by thumbing this up, and not quads.
#807 to #806 - thebacondanneh (03/13/2012) [-]
1 - Chances of rolling quads is 1/1000. Chances of rolling 0,000 Quads (what the user rolled) are 1/10,000

2- Yes, I'm assuming that everyone who saw this, also saw the top comment in the top content until up to a few hours ago.
#808 to #807 - ohgodwaitimatheist (03/13/2012) [-]
1 - It doesn't matter that it was the specific 0,000 quads, had no relationship to the content or a comment within.   
   
2 - Thumbing is a choice with value of "1" which is up to each user individually make it worth, if you like the quads, thumb it, don't like the "69", don't thumb it. But it's not your concern what other people thumb.   
   
3 - You should stop being the generic annoying guy that cares too much about what people do or like.
1 - It doesn't matter that it was the specific 0,000 quads, had no relationship to the content or a comment within.

2 - Thumbing is a choice with value of "1" which is up to each user individually make it worth, if you like the quads, thumb it, don't like the "69", don't thumb it. But it's not your concern what other people thumb.

3 - You should stop being the generic annoying guy that cares too much about what people do or like.
#810 to #808 - thebacondanneh (03/13/2012) [-]
I'm at the wrong side of this conversation.   
I'm sorry.   
I was wrong
I'm at the wrong side of this conversation.
I'm sorry.
I was wrong
#811 to #810 - ohgodwaitimatheist (03/13/2012) [-]
Well then, my apologies, if I wasn't polite or anything.
User avatar #812 to #811 - thebacondanneh (03/13/2012) [-]
It's okay.
It was my bad, I wasn't thinking straight, but I didn't mean to offend anyone.
#809 to #807 - anon (03/13/2012) [-]
Can I see the math on why you think the chance of rolling four zeros is higher than the chance of rolling four threes?...
#161 to #141 - connorandstuff (03/12/2012) [-]
Well played bro.
#797 to #141 - YourGayUncle (03/13/2012) [-]
**YourGayUncle rolls 25** also mine
#787 to #141 - anon (03/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 99** <-- this
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#795 to #141 - gazoogo has deleted their comment [-]
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#784 to #141 - DrScholls has deleted their comment [-]
#169 to #141 - professortoast (03/12/2012) [-]
AWWWW 			****		!
AWWWW **** !
User avatar #782 to #141 - SethDaKiDIIx (03/13/2012) [-]
**SethDaKiDIIx rolls 20** how about you go down on me and I owe you one?
#728 to #141 - guidoburrito (03/12/2012) [-]
**guidoburrito rolls 62**
#522 to #141 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 620**

MY favorite sex position.
#534 to #522 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 1,250**

****
#541 to #534 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 56,768**


****
#545 to #541 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 624,621**

Please, FSM
#548 to #545 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 2,121,132**

Nope
#556 to #548 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 81,866,358**

Will this involve an octopus?
#576 to #556 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 918,081,879**

I will suck your cock, FSM.
#790 to #576 - anon (03/13/2012) [-]
*roll 10*


YESSSSSSss
#497 to #141 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 596** mine

-gimmebackmygoose
#509 to #497 - detrek (03/12/2012) [-]
So you roll as an anon, to avoid red thumbs on your real account, but name your real account in case you do get something good?
#501 to #497 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
#786 to #141 - xIArcticIx (03/13/2012) [-]
**xIArcticIx rolls 1,266,958** Holy 			*******		 			****		!!!!
**xIArcticIx rolls 1,266,958** Holy ******* **** !!!!
#300 to #141 - guidoburrito (03/12/2012) [-]
**guidoburrito rolls 19**
#201 to #141 - mrhumperdoodle (03/12/2012) [-]
oh god the epicness
oh god the epicness
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#148 to #141 - dinokalz (03/12/2012) [-]
Inb4 100 thumbs.    
Good roll.   
Congrats :D
Inb4 100 thumbs.
Good roll.
Congrats :D
#481 to #162 - dankey (03/12/2012) [-]
whos this guy? btw kept u posy
whos this guy? btw kept u posy
#593 to #481 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
I think you accidentally the sentence.
User avatar #531 to #481 - dinokalz (03/12/2012) [-]
Tobuscus. Youtube him, he's amazing
#774 to #141 - timmis (03/12/2012) [-]
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#401 - steffu (03/12/2012) [-]
Wait what.. he's white?
Wait what.. he's white?
#451 - gtaant (03/12/2012) [-]
That's not a smart car...


This is!
#461 to #451 - zarender (03/12/2012) [-]
And the Emmy goes to...
And the Emmy goes to...
#408 - sundog (03/12/2012) [-]
**** the police

User avatar #317 - rustyshakleford (03/12/2012) [-]
**rustyshakleford rolls 44** My favorite sex position
#319 to #317 - rustyshakleford (03/12/2012) [-]
I think I just ruined perfect dubs
I think I just ruined perfect dubs
#320 to #319 - jabbathesmut (03/12/2012) [-]
**jabbathesmut rolls 46** its all good
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User avatar #123 - Totaler (03/12/2012) [-]
Years after his show went South, MacGyver reverted to a life of crime...
User avatar #196 to #123 - EbonCrow (03/12/2012) [-]
Avatars unite!
User avatar #156 to #123 - JesuschristofAZ (03/12/2012) [-]
Deserves more thumbs.
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