LOL ADVENTURE TIME WTF. he humped his face click here to have your face humped tinyurl.com/74c8qlz.. >be 11 >go friends house for sleepover >he grabs my leg >ask "what are you doing?" >he says "I want to share my love with you&quot gestapo
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#5 - Moumbi
Reply +114
(11/15/2011) [-]
>be 11
>go friends house for sleepover
>he grabs my leg
>ask "what are you doing?"
>he says "I want to share my love with you"
>be confused and sit back
>pulls my pants down
>spaghetti falls out
>I blush and attempt to hide said spaghetti
>he grabs it and starts to suck spaghetti
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>his dad walks in
>his dad is now bear
>bear attacks me
>realize I am dog
>yfw you don't even know wha-woof woof woof
#133 to #5 - rpursley
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(11/15/2011) [-]
thats a crazy post
crazy? i was crazy once
they put me in a white room
i saw dots in that white room
i tried to eat those dots
i died
they burried me under an old willow tree
the roots tickled my nose
it drove me crazy
crazy? i was crazy once
they put me in a white room
i saw dots in that white room
i tried to eat those dots
i died
they burried me under an old willow tree
the roots tickled my nose
it drove me crazy
crazy? i was crazy once
they put me in a white room
i saw dots in that white room
i tried to eat those dots i died
they burried me under an old willow tree
the roots tickled my nose
it drove me crazy
crazy? i was crazy once..
#415 to #133 - fignewtonz
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(11/16/2011) [-]
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#465 to #133 - anon
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(11/16/2011) [-]
Crazy? I was crazy once.
They locked me in a circular room and left me to die...
But you can't die without corners!
... So I dug a hole...
That's when the worms came...
Worms?
I HATE worms...
They make me CRAZY!
...
Crazy?
I was crazy once...
#124 to #5 - rpursley
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#426 to #5 - avyon
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(11/16/2011) [-]
Now, I know a little ditty,
It's as crazy as can be.
The guy who wrote it said he wanted it,
And handed it to me.
I found I couldn't use it
Because it sounded blue,
And that's the very reason why
I'm handing it to you.

It's a song the alligators sing
While coming through the rye,
As they serenade the elephants
Up in the trees so high.
The iceman hums this ditty
As he shovels in the cold,
And the monkeys join the chorus
Up around the nothern pole.

Ain't we crazy,
Ain't we crazy,
This is the way we pass the time away.
Ain't we crazy,
Ain't we crazy,
We're going to sing this song all night today.
#429 to #426 - avyon
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(11/16/2011) [-]

It was midnight on the ocean,
Not a streetcar was in sight,
And the sun was shining brightly,
For it rained all day that night.
'Twas a summer night in winter,
And the rain was snowing fast,
And a barefoot boy with shoes on
Stood a-sitting in the grass.
#430 to #429 - avyon
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(11/16/2011) [-]

It was evening, and the rising sun
Was setting in the west.
The little fishes in the trees
Were huddled in their nest.
The rain was pouring down
And the moon was shining bright,
And everything that you could see
Was hidden out of sight.

While the organ peeled potatoes,
Lard was rendered by the choir.
The sexton rung the dishrag,
Someone set the church on fire.
"Holy smoke!" The preacher shouted.
In the rain he lost his hair.
Now his head resembles heaven,
For there is no parting there.

#431 to #430 - avyon
Reply 0
(11/16/2011) [-]
The cows were making cowslips
And the bells were ringing wet,
And the bumblebees were making bums
And smoking cigarettes.
And a man slept in a stable
And came out a little ho(a)rse,
So he hopped upon his golf sticks
And drove all around the course.

Ain't we crazy,
Ain't we crazy,
This is the way we pass the time away.
Ain't we crazy,
Ain't we crazy,
We're goin' to sing this song all night today.

#433 to #431 - avyon
Reply 0
(11/16/2011) [-]
It was midnight on the ocean,
Not a horsecar was in sight
As I stepped into the drugstore
To get myself a light.
The man behind the counter
Was a woman old and gray
Who used to peddle shoestrings
On the road to Mandalay.

"Good evening, sir," the woman said,
And her eyes were bright with tears
As she put her head beneath her feet
And stood that way for years.
Her children, six, were orphans,
Except one tiny tot
Who lived in a house across the street
Above a vacant lot.

Ain't we crazy,
Ain't we crazy,
But this is the way we pass the time away.
Ain't we crazy,
Ain't we crazy,
We're going to sing this song all night today.
#457 to #433 - anon
Reply 0
(11/16/2011) [-]
A for Effort buddy.
#522 to #457 - avyon
Reply 0
(11/16/2011) [-]
thanks i think
#338 to #5 - flutterboss **User deleted account**
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#26 to #5 - crimsonuruzuki
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(11/15/2011) [-]
I have the weirdest boner
#30 to #5 - beeradthelaw
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(11/15/2011) [-]
#28 to #5 - IcWhatuDidThar
Reply +136
(11/15/2011) [-]
>Feel sick  
>Mom asks if I'm okay  
>before I can respond, she brings an egg  
>asks me to remove the covers  
>rubs egg all over my body  
>feels good man  
>rubs it all over my sensitive nipples  
>getting a boner  
>she knows  
>pulls down my boxers  
>begins sucking my dick  
>oh god  
>Dad comes in the room  
>he looks excited  
>I cum in her mouth  
>something smells amazing  
>look down  
>my cum is scrambled eggs  
>my dick is bacon  
>my skin is made of pancakes  
>I'm breakfast
>Feel sick
>Mom asks if I'm okay
>before I can respond, she brings an egg
>asks me to remove the covers
>rubs egg all over my body
>feels good man
>rubs it all over my sensitive nipples
>getting a boner
>she knows
>pulls down my boxers
>begins sucking my dick
>oh god
>Dad comes in the room
>he looks excited
>I cum in her mouth
>something smells amazing
>look down
>my cum is scrambled eggs
>my dick is bacon
>my skin is made of pancakes
>I'm breakfast
#52 to #28 - kyzfrintin
Reply +63
(11/15/2011) [-]
...The **** did I just read?
#147 to #28 - ifuckpussy
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(11/15/2011) [-]
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#219 to #28 - Zealotforce **User deleted account**
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#243 to #28 - haaaxderp
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#514 to #28 - anon
Reply 0
(11/16/2011) [-]
>At best buy
>buying skyrim
>Hot girl at counter says I have to be 17 to buy the game and asks how old I am
>I say old enough
>She laughs and says im funny
>She takes me by hand and takes me to employee room
>Other employees in it
>She pulls down my pants im not wearing underwear
>everyone laughs at my tiny dick
>I look down in embarrassment
>I look up
> everyone is now Velociraptor
>one bites me in neck
>I let out a scream even though my necks crushed
>Police comes and knocks on door and asks what is happening
>Police open the door
>get on the floor
>everyone do the dinosaur

#464 to #28 - anon
Reply 0
(11/16/2011) [-]
Just how many times have i read this now? Starting to get old bro.
#458 to #28 - snchzvrmlnmggt
Reply 0
(11/16/2011) [-]
What the ****?
#196 - mostlymagicgirl
Reply +57
(11/16/2011) [-]
I love how this is /right/ after a video of a bird raping a camera man.
#64 - megustaporn **User deleted account**
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#66 to #64 - Acity
Reply 0
(11/15/2011) [-]
nice
#297 - captainamazingjack
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(11/16/2011) [-]
#412 - caitlinmichelle
Reply +29
(11/16/2011) [-]
**caitlinmichelle rolled a random image**  Penguins need love too!
**caitlinmichelle rolled a random image** Penguins need love too!
#413 to #412 - Ryandaflyin
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(11/16/2011) [-]
**Ryandaflyin rolled a random image** haha your pic was almost adventure time!
#414 to #413 - caitlinmichelle
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(11/16/2011) [-]
**caitlinmichelle rolled a random image** I know, so close!
**caitlinmichelle rolled a random image** I know, so close!
#416 to #414 - Ryandaflyin
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(11/16/2011) [-]
**Ryandaflyin rolled a random image** maybe next time
#286 - madhattergirl
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(11/16/2011) [-]
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#132 - wtfyourhigh
Reply +29
(11/15/2011) [-]
But Gunter is a female >.>
But Gunter is a female >.>
#477 - imjustsaiyanx **User deleted account**
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#481 to #477 - tonyspinners
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#485 to #477 - disguisedrobot
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#507 to #477 - xtiggerx
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(11/16/2011) [-]
**xtiggerx rolls 27** PENIS mongrol
#495 to #477 - ighostinthefogi
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(11/16/2011) [-]
**ighostinthefogi rolls 28** IScrubYourCrack
#486 to #477 - disguisedrobot
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**disguisedrobot rolls 15** you better deliver it
#488 to #477 - splatterfest
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**splatterfest rolls 52**
#484 to #477 - tablespoons
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(11/16/2011) [-]
**tablespoons rolls 02** DumbBitchRollinPics
#489 to #477 - dumbitchrollinpics
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(11/16/2011) [-]
k i did it whats my pic gna be
#478 to #477 - imjustsaiyanx **User deleted account**
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#483 to #478 - tehcoolkid
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(11/16/2011) [-]
**tehcoolkid rolls 99**
#492 to #483 - AMATORY
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(11/16/2011) [-]
Well, you heard the man!
#482 to #478 - SuperVenatus
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(11/16/2011) [-]
You must deliver.
#497 to #477 - oomiros
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(11/16/2011) [-]
**oomiros rolls 55** username will be "Lord CockswainThe3rd"
that will be the pic
#499 to #497 - oomiros
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(11/16/2011) [-]
DELIVER PLEASE OP OR YOUR A Richard SimmonsGOT FOREVER
#408 - anon
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(11/16/2011) [-]
Me and my friends were all high watching this and when we noticed that we couldnt stop laughing for like...ever
#194 - jaytinzeta
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