Happy koala is happy. Holy rampaging nipples, my first post and it gets 200+ thumbs? Why did i even leave in the first place.. Okay, I'm guessing a bunch of you aren't Australian, so I'll explain why this is one of the worst things you can ever see. Koalas spend all day in eucalyptus tr
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Happy koala is happy

Holy rampaging **** nipples, my first post and it gets 200+ thumbs? Why did i even leave in the first place

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Submitted: 09/12/2011
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#19 - anonymous (09/13/2011) [+] (15 replies)
Okay, I'm guessing a bunch of you aren't Australian, so I'll explain why this is one of the worst things you can ever see.

Koalas spend all day in eucalyptus trees, right? Just hanging out, chomping down the leaves. We all know that, and so far it's right. What you don't realise is they're now covered in eucalypt oil, and full of the stuff fermenting in the stomach, so we've got oil AND gas going on inside this thing.

Now, Australia is prone is spontaneous combustion, dry lightning, or the sun being hot enough to set stuff on fire. Our koala is actually a oil covered ball of doom. It catches light, and then promptly ***** itself - they aren't sloth's, they can run pretty fast, especially through trees.

So our fireball is running around the bush, setting everything on fire. "AAAAAH! AAAAAH!". Now, multiple koalas are on fire, making it even worse. Not only do we now have fireballs actively running around the non-fire areas, quickly converting them like it's age of empires, the trees they're setting on fire are eucalypt's themselves, and full of oil. These things explode if you get them hot enough, sending fire everywhere. BOOM, hill full of tress just exploded.

Now, half your country is on fire, because of those little furballs of evil. STOP TICKLING THE THING AND MURDER IT, IT WANTS YOU DEAD.

Also, is tasty.
User avatar #1 - SammieSama (09/13/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Oh god... I've been on here way too long. I started on the front page o-e
User avatar #36 - hench (09/13/2011) [-]
I want to rape it.
#17 - Compootor (09/13/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Every time I see a Koala bear, I can't help but think of this guy.
#8 - TheGman (09/13/2011) [-]
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User avatar #34 - zaccc (09/13/2011) [-]
Koala's are actually one of the most iconic Australians. How so? They eat Eucalyptus leaves all day, and the oil in these leaves are so strong they actually get drunk off the leaves.

Furry piss heads sleeping in tree's all day. Brilliant!
#6 - iRoflcopterU (09/13/2011) [-]
It's so adorable
It's so adorable
#35 - MeBrittany (09/13/2011) [-]
:D PFFFF i've been to that wildlife park
:D PFFFF i've been to that wildlife park
User avatar #48 - kibi (09/17/2011) [-]
"rampaging **** nipples"

Thank you for that.
#44 - irconfucius (09/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#18 - imabanana (09/13/2011) [-]
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#43 - varke (09/13/2011) [-]
**varke rolled a random image** wut
User avatar #15 - ThePrototank (09/13/2011) [-]
Apprently Koalas are evil lol
User avatar #14 - ichigokiller (09/13/2011) [-]
then the koala said hehehe that tickles NOW SUCK MY DICK BITCH!!!
User avatar #13 - gamzee (09/13/2011) [-]
don't be rough on my delicates!
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