Happy koala is happy. Holy rampaging nipples, my first post and it gets 200+ thumbs? Why did i even leave in the first place.. Oh god... I've been on here way too long. I started on the front page o-e Happy koala is happy Holy rampaging nipples my first post and it gets 200+ thumbs? Why did i even leave in the place Oh god I've been on here way too long I started front page o-e
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - SammieSama
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Oh god... I've been on here way too long. I started on the front page o-e
#12 to #1 - kalphite **User deleted account**
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User avatar #2 to #1 - MsLynn
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****! ME TOO!
User avatar #3 to #2 - jpford
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same here....
User avatar #36 - hench
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I want to rape it.
#11 - lethalpotato
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#17 - Compootor
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Every time I see a Koala bear, I can't help but think of this guy.
User avatar #21 to #17 - kingkamikazi
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They're not bears.
User avatar #24 to #21 - EatsForALiving
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that is one thing i truly hate
when people call them 'koala bears'
i'm aussie btw
User avatar #25 to #24 - kingkamikazi
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YES
User avatar #23 to #21 - Compootor
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I'm aware.
#8 - TheGman
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#19 - anon id: 28c2ae2e
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Okay, I'm guessing a bunch of you aren't Australian, so I'll explain why this is one of the worst things you can ever see.

Koalas spend all day in eucalyptus trees, right? Just hanging out, chomping down the leaves. We all know that, and so far it's right. What you don't realise is they're now covered in eucalypt oil, and full of the stuff fermenting in the stomach, so we've got oil AND gas going on inside this thing.

Now, Australia is prone is spontaneous combustion, dry lightning, or the sun being hot enough to set stuff on fire. Our koala is actually a oil covered ball of doom. It catches light, and then promptly ***** itself - they aren't sloth's, they can run pretty fast, especially through trees.

So our fireball is running around the bush, setting everything on fire. "AAAAAH! AAAAAH!". Now, multiple koalas are on fire, making it even worse. Not only do we now have fireballs actively running around the non-fire areas, quickly converting them like it's age of empires, the trees they're setting on fire are eucalypt's themselves, and full of oil. These things explode if you get them hot enough, sending fire everywhere. BOOM, hill full of tress just exploded.

Now, half your country is on fire, because of those little furballs of evil. STOP TICKLING THE THING AND MURDER IT, IT WANTS YOU DEAD.

Also, is tasty.
#26 to #19 - kraddark
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your an idiot
your an idiot
#42 to #26 - thermos
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User avatar #29 to #26 - nrhv
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I'm australian and i can back this up
User avatar #31 to #29 - kraddark
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i'm Australian too and it's a load of crap.
User avatar #32 to #31 - nrhv
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whereabouts?
User avatar #40 to #32 - kraddark
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vic
User avatar #47 to #40 - nrhv
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it happens further up north
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#30 to #28 - kraddark
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User avatar #20 to #19 - kingkamikazi
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where you from
User avatar #22 to #19 - INaTtYI
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Anon is winrar
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User avatar #33 to #19 - moveandgroove
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isn't this how black Saturday spread so fast? (im australian)
User avatar #37 to #19 - pleasureabledino
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I like to skin them and sell the fur to Chinese companies for backpacks. Then marinade the meat and throw it on the Barbie. Taste's good, man.
#39 - ScaredWhiteBoy
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User avatar #34 - zaccc
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Koala's are actually one of the most iconic Australians. How so? They eat Eucalyptus leaves all day, and the oil in these leaves are so strong they actually get drunk off the leaves.

Furry piss heads sleeping in tree's all day. Brilliant!
#6 - iRoflcopterU
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It's so adorable
It's so adorable
#16 - jonnyTable
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