Chick taught 2 year old goldfish Fetch

#86 - Yiffypop (04/03/2010) [-]

umm, clean the tank much?

#75 - UlquiorraSchiffer (03/28/2010) [-]

thats not a gold fish!!! gold fish have a memory span of 12 seconds =]

i failing school but im so f***ing smart!!!!!! =D

(dumb down & ill cry) =:(:::

#73 - suprdude (03/26/2010) [-]

for one.. clean that god damn fish tank!

#71 - coolduedonenine (03/24/2010) [-]

DAMN NATURE YOUR SCAR-...pretty fucking awsome...

#74 to #71 - suprdude (03/26/2010) [-]

DAMN PEDOBEAR YO HORN-.... wtf is this shit?!

#76 to #74 - coolduedonenine (04/01/2010) [-]

DAMN SMILEY FACE GU- LULWAT?!

#77 to #76 - suprdude (04/01/2010) [-]

What are you doing with that child, who is mine?

#78 to #77 - coolduedonenine (04/01/2010) [-]

giving it a hug...*RUN PEDOS RUN!*

#79 to #78 - suprdude (04/01/2010) [-]

*sigh* pedobear no raping, pedobear no raping.. fuck, your gone.. aw well atleast i still have my 21 children left. just incase you get one, i have an extra

#80 to #79 - coolduedonenine (04/01/2010) [-]

(NOT PEDOBEAR) hay...im a mailman...mind if i take your kids and give them...a...auhh...TRIP ARound the world...?

#81 to #80 - suprdude (04/01/2010) [-]

No, but you can kidnap them and rape them.

#82 to #81 - coolduedonenine (04/01/2010) [-]

I WILL DO SO PROUDLY

#83 to #82 - suprdude (04/01/2010) [-]

It's your lucky day, they're all pandas!

#84 to #83 - suprdude (04/01/2010) [-]

32 year old pandas >:O

#85 to #84 - coolduedonenine (04/01/2010) [-]

FUUUUUUUUU-

#69 - TheTao (03/23/2010) [-]

That is EPIC! That fish has learned to survive in Gatorade!

#67 - anonymous (03/23/2010) [-]

im calling the RSPCA

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#66 - Gotta Be KD (03/23/2010) [-]

maybe because hes swimming in nuclear waste

#62 - Psychoturtle (03/23/2010) [-]

When did I say you could teach the fish fetch?
I said make me a sammich.

#60 - anonymous (03/23/2010) [-]

he'd beter clean the water instead teaching this to his fish

#59 - anonymous (03/23/2010) [-]

You could say that goldfish,
*puts on sun glasses*
fishes for Gold.

#70 to #59 - TheTao (03/23/2010) [-]

You fail anon... GTFO!

#68 to #59 - anonymous (03/23/2010) [-]

YEEEEAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

#58 - TommyAllen (03/23/2010) [-]

Mountain dew is the BEST SODA EVER!

#72 to #58 - TommyAllen (03/25/2010) [-]

Two thumbs down for a family guy reference!? The fuck is wrong with you people!?

#54 - anonymous (03/23/2010) [-]

that guy should clean the water, it looks like fish is swimming in mountain dew

#55 to #54 - AndreaMay (03/23/2010) [-]

Mountain Dew is yellow.

Just sayin'.

#61 to #55 - alexmorgan (03/23/2010) [-]

YOU'RE yellow

#63 to #61 - EpicEmoKitteh (03/23/2010) [-]

NO, YOUR A TOWEL!!

#64 to #63 - alexmorgan (03/23/2010) [-]

you wanna go get high??!

#65 to #64 - EpicEmoKitteh (03/23/2010) [-]

YeeeeAAAHHH Boooiiii

#53 - Haxxx (03/23/2010) [-]

Heh...fish...heh...

#51 - anonymous (03/23/2010) [-]

**anonymous rolls 577,114,931** Hmm...this whole thing looks a little fishy

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#48 - bloodeetampon (03/22/2010) [-]

I do not approve of the green water....

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#34 - Tablesaw (03/22/2010) [-]

impossible because goldfish have 2 second attention spans

#47 to #34 - Jimminycracker (03/22/2010) [-]

mythbusters, watch it

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#45 to #34 - Mswati (03/22/2010) [-]

goldfish have short memory. but not EXTREMELY short. only things that make a major impact to the fish will be translated to long-term memory. those rumors are common misconceptions.

#56 to #45 - Tablesaw (03/23/2010) [-]

either way its too short for them to learn a trick like that

#57 to #56 - SlayArg (03/23/2010) [-]

explain the above GIF

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#39 to #34 - jsin (03/22/2010) [-]

its a government conpiracy!!!

#35 to #34 - apollopwnszeus **User deleted account** (03/22/2010) [-]

2? i thought it was 4

#40 to #35 - ILoveToEatBabies (03/22/2010) [-]

4? i thought it was 8

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#42 to #40 - SirSnailsWigbee (03/22/2010) [-]

8? I thought it was f(x)=[(6/3)x^3+3x^2-18x]/(13x^2+17x) where x is the number of.... I'm bored

#43 to #42 - bursu (03/22/2010) [-]

I'm pretty sure it's 3.

#41 to #40 - mikehock (03/22/2010) [-]

leave a goldfish in a dark room for a while..... it turns white

#49 to #41 - DrDoctorSatan (03/23/2010) [-]

You don't do it once and call it science

#50 to #49 - DrDoctorSatan (03/23/2010) [-]

I meant for this to be replied to the anonymous below, sorry :(

#52 to #50 - RipperMan (03/23/2010) [-]

by "a while" he meant like 2weeks with no food or anything
^_^

#46 to #41 - anonymous (03/22/2010) [-]

Hey, fuck you guys, they proved they do have a memory longer than 4 seconds on mythbusters!

#44 to #41 - MustardSammich (03/22/2010) [-]

like ur mom does when we're left alone in the dark

#32 - Grimster (03/22/2010) [-]

all you need to do is teach it how to kick ass and you got your self a bad ass fish.... pause, pause, pause, NOT!

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#30 - smokeweed (03/22/2010) [-]

someone should clean its bowl

#33 to #30 - anonymous (03/22/2010) [-]

the water is probably colored so the fish and the ring are easier to see

#31 to #30 - ridebmx (03/22/2010) [-]

agreed

#29 - rastasurfer (03/22/2010) [-]

is that really a goldfish...looks a lil weird to me

#38 to #29 - BruisingPrune (03/22/2010) [-]

Probably due to the fact that it looks like its swimming in 8-year-old water.