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#51 - fuckthepolice
Reply +48
(03/05/2010) [-]
Hi, Billy Mays here with another FANTASTIC product!
Are you tired of using all your upper body strength to open letters?
Does opening your daily mail leave you gasping for breath?
WELL NOT ANY MORE!
Introducing the OM NOM NOMINATOR!
Opens your letters with just a nip and a nom,
Leaving YOU full of energy!
ORDER RIGHT NOW OR I'LL RAPE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!
#79 to #51 - ROFLCOPTERR
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(03/06/2010) [-]
its too soon to be making billy mays jokes.

R.I.P
#80 to #51 - ImThePedoDude **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(03/06/2010) [-]
I read the last line in Barney's voice.
#77 to #51 - BAAAHHHH
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(03/06/2010) [-]
I BELIEVE BILLY MAYS TALKS WITH CAPS LOCK ON.
#71 to #51 - BILLYMAYSJR
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(03/06/2010) [-]
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!******************?!?!?!?!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!!!
#64 to #51 - Zamik
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(03/05/2010) [-]
Someone give this guy a medal.
#10 - Portobello
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(03/05/2010) [-]
I bought one of those and they came dead in a package >:o
#14 to #10 - Lostdemon
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(03/05/2010) [-]
batteries not included
#18 to #14 - anon
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(03/05/2010) [-]
****** lol'd
#65 to #18 - xshacunex
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(03/05/2010) [-]
use a defibrillator
#15 - wafflenator
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(03/05/2010) [-]
**wafflenator rolls 971,466,598** if this has doubles in it i will train my rabbit to do this
#16 to #15 - anon
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(03/05/2010) [-]
DO IT!!!
#21 to #15 - anon
Reply 0
(03/05/2010) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen.
#20 to #15 - Hyoukin
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(03/05/2010) [-]
Deliver.
#23 to #15 - joneez
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(03/05/2010) [-]
**joneez rolls 082,036,964**

The problem will not be training your rabbit to do this, it's training your rabbit NOT to do this.
#73 - MacheteJoe
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(03/06/2010) [-]
Nice to steal someone else gif after it mad it to the front page faggot
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/11898/Office+Bunny/
#75 to #73 - DaveMasteR [OP] **User deleted account**
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#88 to #75 - fineillregister
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(04/06/2010) [-]
I've noticed that pretty much nothing you have is originial, it's from stuff that's already been posted, or been floating around on the internet for years. Great way to take credit for stuff people already post. Sure, everyone uses stuff that's already been on the internet, but you exclusively do that. No originality. And thievery of stuff people have already posted. Way to be.
#78 to #75 - anon
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(03/06/2010) [-]
funny you blocked me when i called you out. I got like 5 messages from others telling me you always take the front page stufff and repost it as your own as soon as it drops off. How about you find your own **** instead of stealing from the front page ******* *******. so shut your cock holster.
#84 to #78 - anon
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(03/08/2010) [-]
Wow, you really are an idiot, aren't you? Now I know why everyone hates anon's...
#66 - TheOki
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(03/05/2010) [-]
I'LL TAKE TWELVE!!
#70 - robbysheldon
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(03/06/2010) [-]
Mmkay, but does it come with the additional box cutter attachment?
#44 - iAmBoredToTears
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(03/05/2010) [-]
NOM NOM NOM CONTEST GO!
#11 - animalspetbunny
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(03/05/2010) [-]
YA BUNNYS ****** RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **** YA BUNNIES!
#24 to #11 - TarnRazor
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(03/05/2010) [-]
Anything belonging to animal should be destroyed!
#28 to #24 - animalspetbunny
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(03/05/2010) [-]
**** YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#31 to #28 - TarnRazor
Reply 0
(03/05/2010) [-]
Change your name!
#32 to #31 - animalspetbunny
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(03/05/2010) [-]
NEVER! ANIMALS ****** RULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT A FAG YOU ARE STUPID FAGGY CRACKER!
#34 to #32 - TarnRazor
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(03/05/2010) [-]
My avatar never lies!
#36 to #34 - animalspetbunny
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(03/05/2010) [-]
YOURE AVATAR DOES LIE!!! YOUR A RETARDED GAY BITCHY FAGGY LITTLE CRACKER THAT NEEDS TO GET A LIFE!
#37 to #36 - TarnRazor
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(03/05/2010) [-]
Lol? I'm not the one using the 11 year old insults...
#40 to #37 - animalspetbunny
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(03/05/2010) [-]
ur the one calling everyone a fag. i called people that when i was 9
#41 to #40 - TarnRazor
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(03/05/2010) [-]
I didn't call anyone a fag..
#43 to #41 - animalspetbunny
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(03/05/2010) [-]
your avatar did
#3 - SomethingCorporate **User deleted account**
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#29 - anon
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(03/05/2010) [-]
i has a bunny they are so cute even when they are nibbling on your toes
#30 to #29 - roxasbaby ONLINE
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(03/05/2010) [-]
one.gross. two i like guinea pigs better.
#35 to #30 - somethingdarkside
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(03/05/2010) [-]
three.four.five.six gimme your jew gold
#39 to #35 - roxasbaby ONLINE
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(03/05/2010) [-]
thats messed up i am jewish plus did you just respond to another of my comments
#45 to #39 - somethingdarkside
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(03/05/2010) [-]
perhaps but thats shallow and pedantic
#46 to #45 - Realexis **User deleted account**
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(03/05/2010) [-]
You grind my gears
#47 to #46 - somethingdarkside
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(03/05/2010) [-]
gingers grind my gears
#48 to #47 - Realexis **User deleted account**
Reply -1
(03/05/2010) [-]
I eat blue waffles for breakfast
#58 to #48 - anon
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(03/05/2010) [-]
******* jews.
#69 to #39 - odddish
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(03/06/2010) [-]
it's common knowledge that EVERY jew carries around a little package of mystical jew gold. dont play dumb with us