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User avatar #3 - johncaveson **User deleted account** (04/23/2014) [-]
Breaking News, just in:

A corporate tycoon recently caught fire during his interviews for a new CEO, as such he had to turn down your mothers application due to a safety concern. In other news, scientists have managed to remove the human brain from a famous feminist, but accidentally put it in the wrong storage container.

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#267 to #82 - drdisrespect (04/24/2014) [-]
fagime
User avatar #16 to #3 - mrnaanbread (04/24/2014) [-]
Never again.
User avatar #113 to #3 - dedj ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
genius. just genius
#124 to #3 - thecrayzeeman (04/24/2014) [-]
I suppose you think that was terribly clever.

Took me a moment though. Nice one.
User avatar #164 to #3 - brenton (04/24/2014) [-]
You clever **** .
#231 to #3 - turbodoosh (04/24/2014) [-]
This is unique
#96 to #3 - anticitezenone (04/24/2014) [-]
I am making a picture of this and showing it to my grandkids

someday i hope they will be as smooth as you
User avatar #109 to #3 - racistwaffle (04/24/2014) [-]
jokexplain
User avatar #117 to #109 - jokexplain ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
1. tycoon catches fire = hot guy
2. your mother's application = rejects fat girl
3. remove the human brain from a famous feminist = feminists lose their minds
#134 to #117 - dross (04/24/2014) [-]
MFW.
MFW.
User avatar #254 to #117 - revengeforfreeze (04/24/2014) [-]
That is incredibly subtle. Incredibly subtle . I.. just.. wow
User avatar #160 to #117 - becauseoprahsaidso (04/24/2014) [-]
I would never have got that
#268 to #117 - stepsword (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't even realize the hot guy part, I got the rest but this just makes it better
#13 to #3 - drdisrespect (04/23/2014) [-]
nicely done
#146 to #3 - deezknuts (04/24/2014) [-]
I want you to know that I tried to read this and you're 			*******		 with a drunk person
I want you to know that I tried to read this and you're ******* with a drunk person
#152 to #3 - iseewhatididthere (04/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #196 to #152 - boomerpyro ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
i'm gonna need a source for that gif... for reasons
and lulz
User avatar #88 to #3 - pleebnutbubber (04/24/2014) [-]
The subtle "yo momma" joke in the middle is the best part

"fat girl"
User avatar #11 to #3 - benschien (04/23/2014) [-]
took me half a minute you clever bastard
#39 - I Am Monkey (04/24/2014) [-]
What if I told you that anyone can reject anyone else for any reason.
#41 to #39 - baogames (04/24/2014) [-]
i reject your logic
User avatar #138 to #86 - matuemco (04/24/2014) [-]
yu dan goofd
#284 to #41 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
This made me laugh way harder than it should have
This made me laugh way harder than it should have
#260 to #41 - intenso (04/24/2014) [-]
**intenso rolled image**

mfw
#262 to #41 - usedtobeemo (04/24/2014) [-]
I reject your reject
I reject your reject
User avatar #7 - edlias (04/23/2014) [-]
Nonono

Hot guy turns down fat girl - feminists lose their minds
Hot girl turns down ugly guy-fedora fags lose their minds " **** women for only picking douche bags, why can't they recognize a true gentleman like me as their white knight.

It's all about who you're getting the reaction from
User avatar #12 to #7 - Gandalfthewhite (04/23/2014) [-]
hell they'll hate her before he rejects him and just assume shes a bitch
User avatar #263 to #7 - revengeforfreeze (04/24/2014) [-]
I've seen the opposite. There was this one girl my friend was into for a while but she was just using him and it was clear from the start. So I call the girl a douche instead of the boys she dated. It was very apparent to me that she wasn't interested at all in ny friend beyond having a living diary - is that common among girls? To pick up the less assertive, less self aware, maybe less good looking guys so they have someone to whine to? Let me make this clear, he texted her all the time and she was pretty obviously not interested really, they would just talk about how their day had went and such. She even ignored him for a while, but here's the kicker, when she came back a week's later he just ate it all up like a dog eats **** .
User avatar #68 to #7 - kinginyellow (04/24/2014) [-]
The most irritating are the ones who think they know the whole relationship based on brief moments of watching. I've had some asshole tell me how wrong I am for my gf and my selfish ways are destroying the relationship. This was after I spent the whole night with her to make her feel better after an incident (personal stuff) and she was still in a ****** mood all day, with good reason. But this guy looks at her and just tries to tell me how I'm being borderline abusive... ******* fedora fags
User avatar #8 to #7 - avatardsucks (04/23/2014) [-]
at least the fedora fags dont start a movement and follow some ******** agenda
User avatar #29 to #8 - vivalavidya (04/24/2014) [-]
Dude, don't be ignorant.
Feminism is a sociological perspective, this is basic GCSE social studies **** , come one!
#119 to #8 - Jameshaich (04/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, they just cry on the internet to other faggots
#9 to #8 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
Its called Atheism
User avatar #25 to #9 - nintendolover (04/24/2014) [-]
Atheism has literally nothing to do with the point at hand.
User avatar #65 to #8 - kinginyellow (04/24/2014) [-]
Try the MRA, otherwise known as bitching about women all day. Basically feminism, right down to the good idea being overpowered by retards who don't want equality.
User avatar #24 to #8 - nimithecat (04/24/2014) [-]
Well... **** ... this guy brings up an interesting point
#248 - Hitcher (04/24/2014) [-]
> Hot girl humiliates unattractive guy
> No one bats an eye

Lest we forget the eternally rustled jimmies of the beta fedora men's rights activists

who tend to be thought of as overweight and unappealing, just as feminists are thought to be

#283 to #248 - Jameshaich (04/24/2014) [-]
This comment
#275 to #248 - Grammar Hitler (04/24/2014) [-]
Here, take this.
Here, take this.
#91 - ablock (04/24/2014) [-]
#125 to #91 - thecrayzeeman (04/24/2014) [-]
The comments are why most of us haven't given up on this place.
#83 - bluemonday (04/24/2014) [-]
"Feminist logic"? No such thing.
#15 - brokentoaster (04/23/2014) [-]
both guys at the end of the day
both guys at the end of the day
#84 - greyswordsman (04/24/2014) [-]
my story goes as follows   
>freshman year of high school   
>has crush on girl   
>fat, lonely, never had a GF   
>ask her out   
>her and her friends laugh   
>"yeah, your ugly face is fun to laugh at"   
>friends start applauding   
>MFW i was cheered   
>then realized how it wasn't that funny   
>then MF again when it didn't matter
my story goes as follows
>freshman year of high school
>has crush on girl
>fat, lonely, never had a GF
>ask her out
>her and her friends laugh
>"yeah, your ugly face is fun to laugh at"
>friends start applauding
>MFW i was cheered
>then realized how it wasn't that funny
>then MF again when it didn't matter
User avatar #90 to #84 - turkeyslapper (04/24/2014) [-]
At least you got a good story out of it.
#85 to #84 - greyswordsman (04/24/2014) [-]
chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga
chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga chuga
User avatar #81 to #42 - pulluspardus (04/24/2014) [-]
she looks like Stephanie Meyer when she first made twilight I just found out she lost a lot of weight
#53 to #42 - IGotThis (04/24/2014) [-]
That fat hand pisses me off everytime i look at it.
like a ******* lot
User avatar #55 to #53 - dancingdoggy ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
How do hands even DO that? I've been 40 lbs overweight at my worst, and my hands always stayed skinny.
#87 to #55 - pulluspardus (04/24/2014) [-]
Mine is huge and my fingers are long like tentacles.
when I hold someone (especially a girl) it feels like I'm slenderman or edward scissorhands
yeah i wanted an excuse to show off my ouroboros ring
#64 to #55 - IGotThis (04/24/2014) [-]
Honestly, i have no clue. But its not okay. I have to agree. I have mitts the size of china and still dont look like that.

pic related my hand
User avatar #76 to #64 - zombiesnipertwo (04/24/2014) [-]
you have fat hands
User avatar #78 to #76 - IGotThis (04/24/2014) [-]
Well ive played bass for 8 years so theyre not necessarily fat.
#191 to #78 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
No dude, they're fat...    
Look at yourself before criticizing someone else. Hypocrite.
No dude, they're fat...
Look at yourself before criticizing someone else. Hypocrite.
User avatar #79 - hydraetis ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Actually, plenty of people would be unimpressed by the girl in the first situation. It doesn't matter about the attractiveness of either person, if the rejection is unnecessarily rude I say unnecessary because sometimes if the person is being incessantly annoying and creepy in their pursuit, really roasting them is the only way to go , the person being asked out will be viewed by most as a bitch/asshole (the only people who won't are people who are equally ****** ).

#135 to #79 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
Yeah but how often do they get called out on it, huh? Never. Indifference is the reaction that's most common in this situation.
#145 - darkpotato (04/24/2014) [-]
**darkpotato rolled image** Women are stupid and I don't respect them-Jon Lajoie
User avatar #148 to #145 - shadowmilf (04/24/2014) [-]
That's right, I just have sex with them,
#2 - internetexplain (04/23/2014) [-]
For real , we don't anymore of you tumblr guys here complaining about feminazis.

so much of that " hurr durr feminazis everywhere " ******** hits frontpage these days , it's just not funny anymore , I thumb every single one of them down unless they are legitimately funny , because I'm tired of that **** .

We get it , Feminazis are a brain tumor on western society , you dont need to ******* shove it down our throats 24/7 , now excuse me , I have to buy myself a new fedora
User avatar #10 to #2 - shmochra (04/23/2014) [-]
This picture gets funnier every time I see it.
User avatar #22 to #2 - dacrimsonfucker (04/24/2014) [-]
but the fedora faggots are the ones who complain about feminist the most
User avatar #32 to #2 - majormayor (04/24/2014) [-]
"tumblr guys"
huh
User avatar #104 to #32 - internetexplain (04/24/2014) [-]
yes , tumblr guys , because it's sorta obvious that the people who came here from tumblr are the majority of the "anti-feminist" posters
User avatar #280 to #104 - majormayor (04/24/2014) [-]
I don't really think that's the case, but whatever.
User avatar #236 to #104 - donatelo (04/24/2014) [-]
that doesnt make sense...because everyone sterotypes tumblr users to be PRO feminism.
User avatar #237 to #236 - internetexplain (04/24/2014) [-]
They're both
70% feminazis
30% hyper-active 12 year old anti-feminists
and 100% fedora fags

and no , this is not a 200% thing
User avatar #288 to #237 - donatelo (04/28/2014) [-]
i usggest you remove "internet explain" because your explanations are **** .
User avatar #34 to #2 - donatelo (04/24/2014) [-]
why do yuo say tumblr guys? what does that have to do with anything..
User avatar #105 to #34 - internetexplain (04/24/2014) [-]
see reply to comment #32
User avatar #14 to #2 - leadstriker (04/23/2014) [-]
basically fedora faggots are uniting to fight against the feminists
it's the goofiest **** ever why end the fun now?
#102 to #14 - boomerpyro ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
i can't see feminists being lesbians because they are already ******* goofy
picture unrelated
User avatar #52 to #2 - snood (04/24/2014) [-]
this is how i feel about gay posts.
where's the funny, u know?
User avatar #21 to #2 - vorarephilia ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You know the arguments we used to get into on the playground? the "boys r dum" "nuh uh! girls are dum" kinda fights?

Some people never grew out of it.
#44 to #2 - turoox (04/24/2014) [-]
I just ******* realized that the collar is not attached to his hair
User avatar #175 to #44 - keybladewarrior (04/24/2014) [-]
Gotdamnit, I thought it was his hair. Can't unsee.
User avatar #165 - teegoogilycoffeeme ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Kill the Emporer of Tamriel and no-one bats an eye.

Kill a chicken and everyone loses their minds.
User avatar #171 to #165 - imagnetsux ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
rebellious villager: "now all we need is wine"
#140 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
I left 9gag when these whiny memes started to become more and more prevalent, but apparently not even FunnyJunk is safe from this nonsense. We've all dealt with what we thought are personal injustices at one point or another -- why must we also share it on the internet in such a black and white fashion, which does not reflect the world at all?
User avatar #77 - loonquawl (04/24/2014) [-]
Oh don't blame feminism for getting rejected. Hot girls have been rejecting ugly dudes since our species has invented the concept of wealth.
#43 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
What feminism was supposed to be: Women are to be treated and respected as equals to men

What feminism has changed into: Women are superior to men, aka disgusting rapist-pigs
#47 to #43 - infraredanus (04/24/2014) [-]
Dear diary: anon wasn't a fag today.
#57 to #47 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
infaredanus was though
#37 - herbolifee (04/24/2014) [-]
MFW crying feminists
#45 to #37 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#60 to #37 - gammajk ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
#23 - nimithecat (04/24/2014) [-]
Or everybody starts saying "tips fedora" like a never-ending cascade of hats tipping over in a black waterfall of ruffling and patting. I can hear it now, "fflttlflltfflttlflltfflttlfllt"
tiny little black dots falling from this huge waterfall of black little dots, each individual one being a fedora never worn by an actual neckbeard.

It's so disturbing and annoying at close, but from afar, it's harmony.
A pure harmonic tone of fedoras falling from the great "Alpha" falls.

Everybody saying *tips fedora* for everything is as cancerous as bieber fags
inb4 'ironic' 'tips fedora' meme
User avatar #33 to #23 - majormayor (04/24/2014) [-]
It's yet another overused internet meme, I guess. I haven't found it funny for the past several months.
User avatar #40 to #23 - funbaggy (04/24/2014) [-]
Yeah I agree with you, I think when it was actually used to describe a misogynistic guy who was full of himself it worked, but now if there any disagreement with anything involving women the "tips fedora meme" comes out. Its just super over used and not really used correctly anymore.
#92 to #23 - embryowine (04/24/2014) [-]
That was so 			*******		 beautiful, man.
That was so ******* beautiful, man.
#126 to #23 - thecrayzeeman (04/24/2014) [-]
*fips tedora*
#27 to #23 - captainganto (04/24/2014) [-]
YES

ITS HAPPENING.

the counter revisionist stance on the fedorite is starting to take effect.

soon, it will be the radical opinion, then the common opinion, then the old opinion regarding the tipping of hats will be as hated as "friend zone'd" types are now.
User avatar #30 to #27 - nimithecat (04/24/2014) [-]
then thumb the ******* post if you support it so other people will take notice of it.
#31 to #30 - captainganto (04/24/2014) [-]
Sir, welcome to the ranks of the 10% of the internet who shape what other people think without them even realising it.
User avatar #108 to #31 - internetexplain (04/24/2014) [-]
actually it's 2.5% , that's real statistics
and I'm pretty sure I'm part of that since I've been doing that "ironic" "tips fedora" **** ever since it first came up , like when ever I posted an opinion that seemed neck-beard-ish
User avatar #35 to #31 - nimithecat (04/24/2014) [-]
It's not a matter of reshaping anything, it's a matter of being "that guy" that admits something is **** .

Of course, some hipsterfag had to use that same method to ruin DBZ for everybody.
#38 to #35 - captainganto (04/24/2014) [-]
oh never think i seek to imply that the whole "10% that governs popular opinion" is a conspiracy theory. People call something good. then everyone agrees. then someone says is not that good. then everyone hates it. then someone calls them out of how instinctive and irrational their hatred has become. its a never ending cycle of the new revisionist view becoming the accepted dogma
User avatar #212 - monsieurhonkhonk (04/24/2014) [-]
joshlol post the thing
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#222 to #213 - Pompano (04/24/2014) [-]
I like Rene.
User avatar #256 to #213 - thumbsdenied (04/24/2014) [-]
hard abs on woman just makes them look like men in my eyes.. dont like obese body types either.

but shaming healthy living?? common world
#251 to #213 - newsuperyoshi (04/24/2014) [-]
MFW these 'people'. Even though, yes, it would take longer for obese people to run out of left over nutrients stored in fat, guess what, if you're in shape, in a food shortage, you will be able to get what little food there is and will be able to kill and eat the weaker humans if this happens to enough of an extreme, I make no comment of what the members of the first picture (the man and woman showing their muscles) must be like other than that, but everyone else is clearly uneducated or just chooses to be a ******** .
#217 to #213 - Pompano (04/24/2014) [-]


>hatred for fat people intensifies
User avatar #219 to #217 - joshlol (04/24/2014) [-]
YOU GO GIRL
User avatar #243 to #213 - xbits (04/24/2014) [-]
Hahahahah society in a nutshell
User avatar #228 to #213 - derein (04/24/2014) [-]
Goddamnit world, it's not about how fat makes you look it's that fat kills you. I don't see how hard it is to maintain a healthy bodyweight by eating well and working out...
User avatar #215 to #213 - monsieurhonkhonk (04/24/2014) [-]
yes
that
User avatar #216 to #215 - joshlol (04/24/2014) [-]
ah ok

I'm tired and can't into brain
User avatar #259 to #213 - utburd (04/24/2014) [-]
This doesn't even make me angry anymore, all I feel is pity...
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