fashion duck. . ONCE ) CK drama its weird how people say “follow your dreams" instead of "follow your ambitions“ because once i had a dream where i worked tor a
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ONCE ) CK
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its weird how people say “follow your dreams" instead of "follow your
ambitions“ because once i had a dream where i worked tor a place that
tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks
only criticized people' s fashion sense
please follow your dream
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#1 - mudkipfucker (10/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#2 - foelkera ONLINE (11/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This post just quacks me up
This post just quacks me up
User avatar #7 - motherfuckingkenji (11/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I was napping an hour ago and I had a dream where I went to a Wendy's and they let you get a call girl/whore so I ordered one of the cheap $0.99 girls to eat with me and I was nice to her and she was almost crying because I was the only person to get her and not treat her like **** . When I got done eating my ***************** burger, we hugged and I left and then I woke up.
Also, they had square cookies that were almost like bread and they were delicious.
#25 - pleasantlybaconii (11/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh god, my dream last night had the potential to be a nightmare.. .   
   
PREMISE: some person gathered a bunch of people and made them torture themselves because they felt guilty for random assorted 						****					   
> (whenever there's violence in my dreams, its gruesome as 						*********					 pleasant).   
>Some random people, i think some actors, people i know etc...   
>Some chick's cutting off her eyebrows,    
>I'm just watching   
>Cringeworthy    
>Then SPONGEBOB 						*************					 SQUAREPANTS    
>This 						*****					 just stands up and is like, "this is stupid, I gotta go to work."    
>Walks out of the room    
>Everybody else realizes how retarded the whole situation is.   
>Everybody talks out why they feel guilty instead (bunch of weird stories)   
>Everything turns out ok.   
   
Thank you, Spongebob, protector of my dreams.
Oh god, my dream last night had the potential to be a nightmare.. .

PREMISE: some person gathered a bunch of people and made them torture themselves because they felt guilty for random assorted ****
> (whenever there's violence in my dreams, its gruesome as ********* pleasant).
>Some random people, i think some actors, people i know etc...
>Some chick's cutting off her eyebrows,
>I'm just watching
>Cringeworthy
>Then SPONGEBOB ************* SQUAREPANTS
>This ***** just stands up and is like, "this is stupid, I gotta go to work."
>Walks out of the room
>Everybody else realizes how retarded the whole situation is.
>Everybody talks out why they feel guilty instead (bunch of weird stories)
>Everything turns out ok.

Thank you, Spongebob, protector of my dreams.
#20 - doctorpibber (11/01/2013) [-]
I had a dream I was a turkey in a herd of other turkeys, but I could only gobble in a human voice so the other turkeys shunned me despite my best efforts to communicate with them by literally saying *gobble gobble?*
#4 - krispyking ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
That dress you laid out just won't do Sally.
That dress you laid out just won't do Sally.
#42 - iveseensomethings (11/01/2013) [-]
ducks have horrible fashion sense
ducks have horrible fashion sense
#23 - nekolacek (11/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
YES, i get to use this picture!
#19 - feratrox (11/01/2013) [-]
I once had a dream where I woke up in the middle of the night and wanted to get a drink, so I went to the bathroom for a drink, but there were no cups. So I figured I'd just stick my head under the tab to drink, but no matter how hard I tried, my head could not fit between the sink and the tab. Had to check the next morning to see if it was a dream.
User avatar #29 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (11/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I once had a dream where I was walking around through different places, then Samuel L. Jackson would come out from somewhere and shoot me, which made me die and then reappear somewhere else. I don't know how many times this happened in the dream, but every time I just knew that that ************ was out there somewhere coming to get me.
#43 to #29 - psyachu ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
I think you were in a pvp match with him and he was winning

"RESPAWN AGAIN, ************ . I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU!"
#12 - mcniggertoast (11/01/2013) [-]
If they are following the fashion
If they are following the fashion
#6 - iRoflcopterU (11/01/2013) [-]
I'll totally buy that duck.
I'll totally buy that duck.
User avatar #28 - ragingspacepanda (11/01/2013) [-]
Last night I had a dream that I went to Hogwarts... and Snape started playing this bigass piano thing... which opened the front door to a summer camp like area.... then I proceeded to spend the entire dream looking for my lost luggage
User avatar #26 - blackyoshi (11/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #24 - Nastycold (11/01/2013) [-]
I had a dream in which a young Bryan Ferry was both my mother and father. I also completely forgot about my original parents and Bryan Ferry attended all my important life events (graduation, wedding, christening etc.). Also, Errol Flynn often came around my house to play skip rope with me.
User avatar #22 - aussieftw (11/01/2013) [-]
I had a dream yesterday where I infiltrated the local internet cafe because everybody was doing drugs.
When I finally escaped, at some point I was trying to leave. A guy stabbed me with a needle and said "You're stuck here forever" I just cried out "nooooo" gently and then was woken up.
That's a regular dream for me lately
User avatar #21 - fatpandatoasting (11/01/2013) [-]
I once had a dream of where I amputated my own legs, then I got super sad cause I realized I couldn't walk
User avatar #18 - mitchr (11/01/2013) [-]
I once had a dream of a documentary.
Fifth grade, went to sleep one night. Began dreaming. Normally, I dream in third person stories, so I'm normally always lucid dreaming when I can actually sleep, that is... .
So I was being guided by a different fifth grade teacher, along with my entire class, into my fourth grade teacher's room, where my third grade teacher was teaching. She was showing a video in black and white, monotone narrator, everything. It was about the slave trade in Hell.
So two demons are in a bidding war over this one suit-wearing business man. Remember, still in black and white, so there's grey flames, grey suits, grey everything, except this jet black Reaper Statue in the corner.
Finally, one of the demons wins and gets the two slave businessmen. The narrator narrates in a monotone pattern about how he took these two to work, and then says, as one of the two began furtively eating a bag of cheetos, "But not all of them survive for very long" as the Grim Reaper statue suddenly chops the guy in half. Right through the cheetos and everything.


I'm going to not follow my dream, that **** was somehow terrifying.
#17 - berheim (11/01/2013) [-]
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