fashion duck. . ONCE ) CK drama its weird how people say “follow your dreams" instead of "follow your ambitions“ because once i had a dream where i worked tor a tags
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ONCE ) CK
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its weird how people say “follow your dreams" instead of "follow your
ambitions“ because once i had a dream where i worked tor a place that
tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks
only criticized people' s fashion sense
please follow your dream
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#1 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (10/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#2 - foelkera ONLINE (11/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This post just quacks me up
This post just quacks me up
User avatar #7 - motherfuckingkenji (11/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I was napping an hour ago and I had a dream where I went to a Wendy's and they let you get a call girl/whore so I ordered one of the cheap $0.99 girls to eat with me and I was nice to her and she was almost crying because I was the only person to get her and not treat her like **** . When I got done eating my ***************** burger, we hugged and I left and then I woke up.
Also, they had square cookies that were almost like bread and they were delicious.
#25 - pleasantlybaconii (11/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh god, my dream last night had the potential to be a nightmare.. .   
   
PREMISE: some person gathered a bunch of people and made them torture themselves because they felt guilty for random assorted 			****		   
> (whenever there's violence in my dreams, its gruesome as 			*********		 pleasant).   
>Some random people, i think some actors, people i know etc...   
>Some chick's cutting off her eyebrows,    
>I'm just watching   
>Cringeworthy    
>Then SPONGEBOB 			*************		 SQUAREPANTS    
>This 			*****		 just stands up and is like, "this is stupid, I gotta go to work."    
>Walks out of the room    
>Everybody else realizes how retarded the whole situation is.   
>Everybody talks out why they feel guilty instead (bunch of weird stories)   
>Everything turns out ok.   
   
Thank you, Spongebob, protector of my dreams.
Oh god, my dream last night had the potential to be a nightmare.. .

PREMISE: some person gathered a bunch of people and made them torture themselves because they felt guilty for random assorted ****
> (whenever there's violence in my dreams, its gruesome as ********* pleasant).
>Some random people, i think some actors, people i know etc...
>Some chick's cutting off her eyebrows,
>I'm just watching
>Cringeworthy
>Then SPONGEBOB ************* SQUAREPANTS
>This ***** just stands up and is like, "this is stupid, I gotta go to work."
>Walks out of the room
>Everybody else realizes how retarded the whole situation is.
>Everybody talks out why they feel guilty instead (bunch of weird stories)
>Everything turns out ok.

Thank you, Spongebob, protector of my dreams.
#20 - doctorpibber (11/01/2013) [-]
I had a dream I was a turkey in a herd of other turkeys, but I could only gobble in a human voice so the other turkeys shunned me despite my best efforts to communicate with them by literally saying *gobble gobble?*
#4 - krispyking (11/01/2013) [-]
That dress you laid out just won't do Sally.
That dress you laid out just won't do Sally.
#42 - iveseensomethings (11/01/2013) [-]
ducks have horrible fashion sense
ducks have horrible fashion sense
#23 - nekolacek (11/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
YES, i get to use this picture!
#19 - feratrox (11/01/2013) [-]
I once had a dream where I woke up in the middle of the night and wanted to get a drink, so I went to the bathroom for a drink, but there were no cups. So I figured I'd just stick my head under the tab to drink, but no matter how hard I tried, my head could not fit between the sink and the tab. Had to check the next morning to see if it was a dream.
User avatar #29 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (11/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I once had a dream where I was walking around through different places, then Samuel L. Jackson would come out from somewhere and shoot me, which made me die and then reappear somewhere else. I don't know how many times this happened in the dream, but every time I just knew that that ************ was out there somewhere coming to get me.
#43 to #29 - psyachu ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
I think you were in a pvp match with him and he was winning

"RESPAWN AGAIN, ************ . I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU!"
#12 - mcniggertoast (11/01/2013) [-]
If they are following the fashion
If they are following the fashion
#6 - iRoflcopterU (11/01/2013) [-]
I'll totally buy that duck.
I'll totally buy that duck.
User avatar #46 - mrnoodlez (11/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
True story, no ******** .

I once had a dream in 3rd person (like I was there without a body) where I saw a little girl running in a forest at night as if she was trying to escape, I looked to my left and there was a dark shadow standing in a doorway. I suddenly woke in the dead of night to the sound of static and faint voices, I was freezing cold and felt very weak, almost paralyzed. I could See what I could only describe as black electricity with smoke at the center, it moved slowly but steadily from the corner of my bedroom, and flew over top of me, I tried yelling but I could only make a whimper. Suddenly the figure moved closer to my chest and it felt like someone was driving a truck over me. I tried to move, but I couldn't. I stared intently as what I thought was its face moved in front of mine. I saw a dark decayed leathery face like a mummified corpse, the mouth was open and there were no eyes, only black. The sound got unbearable and I closed my eyes tightly and passed out. In what seemed like seconds I awoke and thank god there was sunlight pouring through my window, I could move and I had never experienced it again. I told my dad and he told me to hook him up with my weed dealer.
#40 - themongoose (11/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #26 - blackyoshi (11/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #24 - Nastycold (11/01/2013) [-]
I had a dream in which a young Bryan Ferry was both my mother and father. I also completely forgot about my original parents and Bryan Ferry attended all my important life events (graduation, wedding, christening etc.). Also, Errol Flynn often came around my house to play skip rope with me.
User avatar #22 - aussieftw (11/01/2013) [-]
I had a dream yesterday where I infiltrated the local internet cafe because everybody was doing drugs.
When I finally escaped, at some point I was trying to leave. A guy stabbed me with a needle and said "You're stuck here forever" I just cried out "nooooo" gently and then was woken up.
That's a regular dream for me lately
User avatar #8 - spearpwi (11/01/2013) [-]
I had a dream that was getting a bus of about twenty kids ready for a vocal rehearsal from a Shakespeare adaption. I'd rather follow one of the other dreams I've had, though, where I've been shooting zombies and using the force.
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