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#1 - mudkipfucker
Reply +126
(10/31/2013) [-]
#3 to #1 - agrofenlas
Reply +21
(11/01/2013) [-]
More like two thousand and late.
I'm going to a special place in hell.
#49 to #3 - misschokesonrocks
Reply 0
(11/01/2013) [-]
Reminded me of boom boom pow by black eyed peas
#2 - foelkera
Reply +48
(11/01/2013) [-]
This post just quacks me up
This post just quacks me up
#16 to #2 - niemals
Reply +1
(11/01/2013) [-]
Hitler Ducky in front?
#27 to #16 - anon
Reply 0
(11/01/2013) [-]
Aduck Hitler
Aduck Hitler
#7 - motherfuckingkenji
Reply +29
(11/01/2013) [-]
I was napping an hour ago and I had a dream where I went to a Wendy's and they let you get a call girl/whore so I ordered one of the cheap $0.99 girls to eat with me and I was nice to her and she was almost crying because I was the only person to get her and not treat her like ****. When I got done eating my ***************** burger, we hugged and I left and then I woke up.
Also, they had square cookies that were almost like bread and they were delicious.
#31 to #7 - cazabrow
Reply 0
(11/01/2013) [-]
Kenji being the ONLY one to treat a girl right?

What. the. ****.
#38 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(11/01/2013) [-]
You dropped your fedora
#41 to #7 - paquack
Reply 0
(11/01/2013) [-]
"...*****************..."

I logged in just to see what that long ass censored word was.
#10 to #7 - sardinez
Reply +8
(11/01/2013) [-]
Even in your dreams you're a white knight.

You are the physical embodiment of FunnyJunk's essence.

Use your powers well.
#25 - pleasantlybaconii
Reply +17
(11/01/2013) [-]
Oh god, my dream last night had the potential to be a nightmare.. .   
   
PREMISE: some person gathered a bunch of people and made them torture themselves because they felt guilty for random assorted ****   
> (whenever there's violence in my dreams, its gruesome as ********* pleasant).   
>Some random people, i think some actors, people i know etc...   
>Some chick's cutting off her eyebrows,    
>I'm just watching   
>Cringeworthy    
>Then SPONGEBOB ************* SQUAREPANTS    
>This ***** just stands up and is like, "this is stupid, I gotta go to work."    
>Walks out of the room    
>Everybody else realizes how retarded the whole situation is.   
>Everybody talks out why they feel guilty instead (bunch of weird stories)   
>Everything turns out ok.   
   
Thank you, Spongebob, protector of my dreams.
Oh god, my dream last night had the potential to be a nightmare.. .

PREMISE: some person gathered a bunch of people and made them torture themselves because they felt guilty for random assorted ****
> (whenever there's violence in my dreams, its gruesome as ********* pleasant).
>Some random people, i think some actors, people i know etc...
>Some chick's cutting off her eyebrows,
>I'm just watching
>Cringeworthy
>Then SPONGEBOB ************* SQUAREPANTS
>This ***** just stands up and is like, "this is stupid, I gotta go to work."
>Walks out of the room
>Everybody else realizes how retarded the whole situation is.
>Everybody talks out why they feel guilty instead (bunch of weird stories)
>Everything turns out ok.

Thank you, Spongebob, protector of my dreams.
#39 to #25 - belshir
Reply +3
(11/01/2013) [-]
At least your dreams have some consistency
>last night
>i am spiderman
>swinging around and doing spiderman ****
>dont actually save people because that means touching the ground
>(find it very hard in a dream were i am flying and such to get back up in the air after landing)
>get up to rooftop
>ash ketchum chalenges you to a battle!
>guy with dog head stands there with pokeball
>its not ashe ketchum
>BUT IT IS
>sends out batman
>i have no pokemon so i beat him up hand to hand
>ash decides that i am no longer entertaining
>pushes me off building
>sowhatimspiderman.jpg
>but i ran out of web paste (brains actual deduction)
>wake up just before landing to the sound of gurren lagaan theme (alarm tone)
make coffe and pancakes tore cover from strange visions, end up here telling complete strangers about the inner most workings of my mind...

booty for your troubles
#20 - doctorpibber
Reply +12
(11/01/2013) [-]
I had a dream I was a turkey in a herd of other turkeys, but I could only gobble in a human voice so the other turkeys shunned me despite my best efforts to communicate with them by literally saying *gobble gobble?*
#4 - krispyking
Reply +7
(11/01/2013) [-]
That dress you laid out just won't do Sally.
That dress you laid out just won't do Sally.
#42 - iveseensomethings
Reply +5
(11/01/2013) [-]
ducks have horrible fashion sense
ducks have horrible fashion sense
#23 - nekolacek
Reply +5
(11/01/2013) [-]
YES, i get to use this picture!
#44 to #23 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
Reply +1
(11/01/2013) [-]
Do you happen to have a link to the original content?
#45 to #44 - nekolacek
Reply +1
(11/01/2013) [-]
Here, enjoy
#47 to #45 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
Reply +2
(11/01/2013) [-]
Thank you.
Thank you.
#48 to #47 - nekolacek
Reply +1
(11/01/2013) [-]
Oh man... This thing is scary.
Oh man... This thing is scary.
#50 to #48 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
Reply 0
(11/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#19 - feratrox
Reply +5
(11/01/2013) [-]
I once had a dream where I woke up in the middle of the night and wanted to get a drink, so I went to the bathroom for a drink, but there were no cups. So I figured I'd just stick my head under the tab to drink, but no matter how hard I tried, my head could not fit between the sink and the tab. Had to check the next morning to see if it was a dream.
#29 - jrondeau **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(11/01/2013) [-]
I once had a dream where I was walking around through different places, then Samuel L. Jackson would come out from somewhere and shoot me, which made me die and then reappear somewhere else. I don't know how many times this happened in the dream, but every time I just knew that that ************ was out there somewhere coming to get me.
#43 to #29 - psyachu
Reply +3
(11/01/2013) [-]
I think you were in a pvp match with him and he was winning

"RESPAWN AGAIN, ************. I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU!"