fashion duck. . ONCE ) CK drama its weird how people say “follow your dreams" instead of "follow your ambitions“ because once i had a dream where i worked tor a tags
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ONCE ) CK
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its weird how people say “follow your dreams" instead of "follow your
ambitions“ because once i had a dream where i worked tor a place that
tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks
only criticized people' s fashion sense
please follow your dream
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#1 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (10/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#2 - foelkera (11/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This post just quacks me up
This post just quacks me up
User avatar #7 - motherfuckingkenji (11/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I was napping an hour ago and I had a dream where I went to a Wendy's and they let you get a call girl/whore so I ordered one of the cheap $0.99 girls to eat with me and I was nice to her and she was almost crying because I was the only person to get her and not treat her like **** . When I got done eating my ***************** burger, we hugged and I left and then I woke up.
Also, they had square cookies that were almost like bread and they were delicious.
#25 - pleasantlybaconii (11/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh god, my dream last night had the potential to be a nightmare.. .   
   
PREMISE: some person gathered a bunch of people and made them torture themselves because they felt guilty for random assorted 						****					   
> (whenever there's violence in my dreams, its gruesome as 						*********					 pleasant).   
>Some random people, i think some actors, people i know etc...   
>Some chick's cutting off her eyebrows,    
>I'm just watching   
>Cringeworthy    
>Then SPONGEBOB 						*************					 SQUAREPANTS    
>This 						*****					 just stands up and is like, "this is stupid, I gotta go to work."    
>Walks out of the room    
>Everybody else realizes how retarded the whole situation is.   
>Everybody talks out why they feel guilty instead (bunch of weird stories)   
>Everything turns out ok.   
   
Thank you, Spongebob, protector of my dreams.
Oh god, my dream last night had the potential to be a nightmare.. .

PREMISE: some person gathered a bunch of people and made them torture themselves because they felt guilty for random assorted ****
> (whenever there's violence in my dreams, its gruesome as ********* pleasant).
>Some random people, i think some actors, people i know etc...
>Some chick's cutting off her eyebrows,
>I'm just watching
>Cringeworthy
>Then SPONGEBOB ************* SQUAREPANTS
>This ***** just stands up and is like, "this is stupid, I gotta go to work."
>Walks out of the room
>Everybody else realizes how retarded the whole situation is.
>Everybody talks out why they feel guilty instead (bunch of weird stories)
>Everything turns out ok.

Thank you, Spongebob, protector of my dreams.
#20 - doctorpibber (11/01/2013) [-]
I had a dream I was a turkey in a herd of other turkeys, but I could only gobble in a human voice so the other turkeys shunned me despite my best efforts to communicate with them by literally saying *gobble gobble?*
#4 - krispyking (11/01/2013) [-]
That dress you laid out just won't do Sally.
That dress you laid out just won't do Sally.
#42 - iveseensomethings (11/01/2013) [-]
ducks have horrible fashion sense
ducks have horrible fashion sense
#23 - nekolacek (11/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
YES, i get to use this picture!
#19 - feratrox (11/01/2013) [-]
I once had a dream where I woke up in the middle of the night and wanted to get a drink, so I went to the bathroom for a drink, but there were no cups. So I figured I'd just stick my head under the tab to drink, but no matter how hard I tried, my head could not fit between the sink and the tab. Had to check the next morning to see if it was a dream.
User avatar #29 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (11/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I once had a dream where I was walking around through different places, then Samuel L. Jackson would come out from somewhere and shoot me, which made me die and then reappear somewhere else. I don't know how many times this happened in the dream, but every time I just knew that that ************ was out there somewhere coming to get me.
#43 to #29 - psyachu (11/01/2013) [-]
I think you were in a pvp match with him and he was winning

"RESPAWN AGAIN, ************ . I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU!"
#12 - mcniggertoast (11/01/2013) [-]
If they are following the fashion
If they are following the fashion
#6 - iRoflcopterU (11/01/2013) [-]
I'll totally buy that duck.
I'll totally buy that duck.
#40 - themongoose (11/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #37 - trojandetected (11/01/2013) [-]
When your dreams are impossible to achieve to you but to every one else is do able
That fell
User avatar #36 - shadowbreech ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Well... I'm starting to view the guy on my school's yearbook staff as a duck...
#15 - anonymous (11/01/2013) [-]
I had a dream that me and my English teacher stole a cadaver. While she was dissecting it we heard the police come, so I hid it under the carpet and the police didn't notice and we got away with it.
But ever since, I've felt like I have this connection to my teacher...like we went through that crazy **** together and now we're partners in crime, best friends, rebels...she doesn't have a clue though. feels weird
#14 - sirbangalot (11/01/2013) [-]
i once had a dream that the world would be destroyed by flying zombie llamas...
#13 - FatherPedobear (11/01/2013) [-]
What a ****** quack.
User avatar #11 - tylosaurus ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Because a dream isn't only defined by what you see when you sleep.
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