family reuinion. .. The cashier asks Drake, "Would you like cash back?" Drake shakes his head and thinks to himself, "But I'd like her back"
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#9 - drakes (08/24/2014) [-]
The cashier asks Drake, "Would you like cash back?" Drake shakes his head and thinks to himself, "But I'd like her back"
#14 to #9 - Weekendman (08/24/2014) [-]
Drake's unkel seys 2 him "I lent u da keys told u bring it rite back." Drake shakes his hed n seys "I wish sum1 would bring the girl back."
#1 - liuur (08/24/2014) [-]
Christianity mentioned; swells with Holy Spirit and Christ Chex.
#13 to #1 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
>catholicism
>christianity
pick one, heretic
User avatar #17 to #13 - mrselfdestruct (08/24/2014) [-]
catholicism is still a form of christianity.
#26 to #17 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
************* , we were the first form of Christianity.
#31 to #26 - vellisipsi (08/24/2014) [-]
Actually orthodoxy came first. Catholicism splintered off with the majority of followers when the patriarchs of Rome and Constantinople got into a dick measuring contest and excommunicated each other. At least that's how I think it went.
User avatar #36 to #31 - mrselfdestruct (08/25/2014) [-]
Catholicism is the branch founded by Peter.
Peter was the disciple chosen by Jesus to lead the church
User avatar #23 to #17 - englishtallybopper (08/24/2014) [-]
go to belfast and tell them its the same joke m8
#32 to #23 - landcucumber (08/24/2014) [-]
ok, I really want to know where this comes from. Anyone got some knowledge to throw down on me? Why do I see that Catholics aren't christian all over this place? I just don't get it
ok, I really want to know where this comes from. Anyone got some knowledge to throw down on me? Why do I see that Catholics aren't christian all over this place? I just don't get it
User avatar #33 to #32 - englishtallybopper (08/24/2014) [-]
Constantine envisioned Christianity as a religion that could unite the Roman Empire, which at that time was beginning to fragment and divide. While this may have seemed to be a positive development for the Christian church, the results were anything but positive. Just as Constantine refused to fully embrace the Christian faith, but continued many of his pagan beliefs and practices, so the Christian church that Constantine promoted was a mixture of true Christianity and Roman paganism.

#10 to #1 - maestroxevous (08/24/2014) [-]
Good, let the spirit flow through you...
#2 to #1 - rakaka (08/24/2014) [-]
>not posting most current Pope
>heathen/10
#24 - genralkruchefryed (08/24/2014) [-]
wild Jesus appeaser
wild Jesus appeaser
User avatar #12 - theinternetaddict (08/24/2014) [-]
This is excellent.
#16 - swampwaterjack (08/24/2014) [-]
im a christian and i have not the slightest clue what i believe in
User avatar #18 to #16 - cantexplain (08/24/2014) [-]
Did you say........... ****** ?
#25 to #16 - toostonedtopost (08/24/2014) [-]
You are on the right path, then.
User avatar #28 to #16 - skittlesinexcess (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm guessing you believe the Bible said some things that might be true. Since that's the only thing all Christians can agree on.
User avatar #30 to #28 - bible (08/24/2014) [-]
Yea pretty much.
User avatar #34 to #30 - skittlesinexcess (08/24/2014) [-]
Bible, why are you twilight?
#35 to #34 - bible (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm not sure. Me and my friend both made this account, he personalized it. He likes Twilight because he's a ******* nerd.

I'm much more of a Rarity fan, but generally you wouldn't know it unless you asked.
#27 - cdmin (08/24/2014) [-]
in god we trust!
User avatar #3 - hockerz (08/24/2014) [-]
religionexplain ?
#7 to #3 - irishlawyer (08/24/2014) [-]
God ****** Joseph's wife
#22 to #7 - metobi (08/24/2014) [-]
There there , you are being disrespectful ....to Joseph.
Put it in the way, God fooled Joseph in taking care of his son....
User avatar #4 to #3 - infinitereaper (08/24/2014) [-]
mary wasn't putting out to joseph but got pregnant after being "touched" by god and had gods baby, who was jesus

the bible says this is a miracle, that mary was a virgin the whole time, but we all know she was just a slut
#20 to #4 - metobi (08/24/2014) [-]
So many different views here about Christianity here....I m a out a here.
Let me go make my own bible.
Atleast in mine Jesus is all hip ,exactly what our world needs.
#6 to #4 - hockerz (08/24/2014) [-]
Thank you!!
User avatar #29 - turtlejizz (08/24/2014) [-]
"Booker."
"Comstock."
#15 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
Why did Jesus call his dad by his name? Disrespectful....
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