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facts. uploaded by shagtastic. A woman won the New jersey lottery twice, and now lives in a trailer park Into! l In I anvil! when MICK "ORE HE I A/ Piotr mm Emi

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A woman won the New jersey
lottery twice, and now lives in a
trailer park
Into!
l In I anvil! when
MICK "ORE HE
I A/ Piotr mm
Eminem is new world
class Donkey Kong
player.
In the end the Deep Storage
Project will lower a vast iron sculpture into the
Marianas trench full of human blood, ,
and animal DNA, to be used to bring people and
endangered species back to life in the future.
An unknown object in the nearby galaxy
has started emitting radio waves and
the emission doesn' t like anything seen
anywhere in the universe before.
This year, a gas cloud is going to come too
close to a Black Hole in the center of our
galaxy and we' ll see it get ripped apart.
A man accidentaly set his house on
fire after trying to kill a spider with a
blowtorch.
A girl named Lara Buxton released a
ballon with her name and address on it. The balloon
Mated 140 miles and landed in the back yard ofa
house where lived another girl, also
named Lara Buxton.
People of the Mongol empire NEVER washed
their clothes or themselves because they
believed washing would pollute the water and
anger the dragons that controlled the water
cycle.
Leonardo' Vinci used to buy caged
animals at the market just to set them
free.
Getting goose bumps does not
involve the bumps rising, but rather
the flesh around them contracting.
In Assassin' s Creed, new [tag character
nu assassinate was a real f,'' g' l' lli and
he date and location of the r death is
maturate.
The Mask Carrey found in
the movie was actually the mask of
Loki, the adopted brother of Thor.
Americans consume 100 acres of
pizza every day.
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#19 - deaththekidkun (12/24/2013) [-]
well alright then cunt be that way
User avatar #243 to #19 - buttinspecter (12/24/2013) [-]
Emission: "I didn't like anything I saw in the universe before I started emitting."
#103 to #19 - joelgrosso (12/24/2013) [-]
WHOOP WHOOP
Tardis landing sound
#69 to #19 - fourtitwo (12/24/2013) [-]
They found the source
#129 to #69 - anon (12/24/2013) [-]
no they didn't. and if you say anything about a ******* miniquasar you're a cocksucking liar
#143 to #129 - shamadruu (12/24/2013) [-]
Miniquasar
#142 to #129 - anon (12/24/2013) [-]
special?
#256 to #129 - fourtitwo (12/24/2013) [-]
Mate... Look at the picture. It was a pun
#172 to #19 - dross (12/24/2013) [-]
"Apparent superluminal motion"
#85 to #19 - Shadwstryker (12/24/2013) [-]
I like unknown object, eh emits radio waves and doesn't afraid of anything
I like unknown object, eh emits radio waves and doesn't afraid of anything
#154 to #85 - kjoni (12/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #165 to #154 - nyawgga (12/24/2013) [-]
:its from army and the chef
User avatar #177 to #165 - kjoni (12/24/2013) [-]
the what?
#183 to #179 - kjoni (12/24/2013) [-]
what does sexual lobster have to do with anything? sorry, I might have not got the same reference as you did
#271 to #183 - nyawgga (12/25/2013) [-]
it doesn't   
   
it never does   
   
ever
it doesn't

it never does

ever
User avatar #272 to #271 - kjoni (12/25/2013) [-]
I don't get you
#273 to #272 - nyawgga (12/25/2013) [-]
all will learn to fear my incredibly irrelevant choice of reaction images
#274 to #273 - kjoni (12/25/2013) [-]
I'll challenge you!!
#275 to #274 - nyawgga (12/25/2013) [-]
so I will not participate in these silly contests.
#31 - I Am Monkey (12/24/2013) [-]
The deep storage thing already happened. It was pretty underwhelming. It's just a bunch of pipes stuck together. It wasn't exactly "full of blood" either. There was a small container of blood in the middle that is scientifically useless by all accounts.
User avatar #266 to #31 - krizzah (12/24/2013) [-]
Hornsleth is a danish artist. He did a lot of provocating stuff like making an entire african village change name to Hornsleth for a goat.
#174 to #31 - dross (12/24/2013) [-]
That's possibly the LEAST scientific-looking thing I've ever seen. Dude's shirt just adds to it.
#126 to #31 - bval (12/24/2013) [-]
I thought that you were joking. No, that's the actual sculpture. It looks absolutely terrible, nothing at all like it was supposed to be. It seriously looks like a pile of wreckage.
#132 to #31 - poorfaag (12/24/2013) [-]
The star seen in the picture is a real star that are made corresponding to the star that got dropped in the ocean, its standing around 100 meters from my school, in denmark.
#34 to #31 - bazda (12/24/2013) [-]
But dude, they're gonna bring people back to life. It says so in the post.
User avatar #36 to #34 - I Am Monkey (12/24/2013) [-]
Dammit, your right. You can't lie on the internet. It's not allowed.
#100 to #36 - akho (12/24/2013) [-]
But how can people bring back life if people don't exist?
**** , actually a valid point.
User avatar #120 to #36 - cloooud (12/24/2013) [-]
why the **** does it have to be in the deepest ******* place on the ocean
#122 to #120 - worried (12/24/2013) [-]
why the **** does it have to be iron iron rusts
User avatar #124 to #122 - mulciber (12/24/2013) [-]
Because philanthropy doesn't mean intelligence?
#4 - QuakinDuck (12/23/2013) [-]
The mask one is obvious... They say it in the movie like ahaha
The mask one is obvious... They say it in the movie like ahaha
#50 - explore (12/24/2013) [-]
>'Named Lara'
>Shows picture saying name is Laura
User avatar #221 to #50 - cresel (12/24/2013) [-]
id assume that would be the girls mother
User avatar #97 to #50 - schwerdaddy (12/24/2013) [-]
Wow, that's a pretty hot 10-year-old. Now I see how pedobear gets his kicks.
User avatar #192 to #97 - LePedobear (12/24/2013) [-]
Tight as a locked door! OOOSH!!
User avatar #43 - gammajk ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
Ah, yes, the acre. The most efficient unit for measuring amounts of pizza.
#71 to #43 - anon (12/24/2013) [-]
It's efficient for measuring the pizza plants.
#211 to #43 - twilightscane (12/24/2013) [-]
It is in America
#57 to #43 - kallesmange (12/24/2013) [-]
"hey mom, is there any pizza left?"

"only one nineth of an acre"

"oh ok"
#109 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (12/24/2013) [-]
God I can feel her getting fatter
User avatar #83 - dedaluminus (12/24/2013) [-]
OH YES

LOWER AN IRON SCULPTURE FULL OF BLOOD, HAIR, AND ANIMAL SAMPLES INTO THE MARIANAS TRENCH

BECAUSE THAT WON'T CREATE A SUPERNATURALLY HAUNTED ARTIFACT AT ALL
#222 to #83 - anon (12/24/2013) [-]
Not in the ocean, INSIDE the ocean, in the darkest most brutal part, the mariana TREEEEEENCH
#246 to #83 - anon (12/24/2013) [-]
Offering a gift to the dark god Cthulhu.
#185 to #83 - powellrebecca (12/24/2013) [-]
did someone say supernatural
did someone say supernatural
#217 to #185 - firstresponder (12/24/2013) [-]
ayy lmao
ayy lmao
#269 to #217 - powellrebecca (12/25/2013) [-]
the Kripke'd part. i lold.
the Kripke'd part. i lold.
#285 to #284 - powellrebecca (01/02/2014) [-]
"straight" shooter sureeeeeee
"straight" shooter sureeeeeee
#291 to #285 - firstresponder (01/03/2014) [-]
does that mean that u ship   
   
   
   
 destiel
does that mean that u ship



destiel
#292 to #291 - powellrebecca (01/04/2014) [-]
YOURE DAMN RIGHT I DO
YOURE DAMN RIGHT I DO
#297 to #292 - firstresponder (01/13/2014) [-]
haha HA ha h a
haha HA ha h a
#301 to #300 - firstresponder (01/18/2014) [-]
oh my god i love that video    
   
   
 im going to see them in october ayy
oh my god i love that video


im going to see them in october ayy
#302 to #301 - powellrebecca (01/18/2014) [-]
where at?!
where at?!
#303 to #302 - firstresponder (01/18/2014) [-]
Toronto o O Oo
Toronto o O Oo
#304 to #303 - powellrebecca (01/18/2014) [-]
aw boo:[ tickets are so freaking expensiveeeee for all of the cons im thinking about doing it next year. itll actually be cheaper for me to go to NYCC again than go to a SPN con (with photo ops and everything with J2)
aw boo:[ tickets are so freaking expensiveeeee for all of the cons im thinking about doing it next year. itll actually be cheaper for me to go to NYCC again than go to a SPN con (with photo ops and everything with J2)
#305 to #304 - firstresponder (01/18/2014) [-]
ik the tickets are 			*******		 crazy but i heard its fun and the admission is quite cheap its the photo ops that are expensive
ik the tickets are ******* crazy but i heard its fun and the admission is quite cheap its the photo ops that are expensive
#306 to #305 - powellrebecca (01/18/2014) [-]
yeahh. but im not going without getting everything haha. 			****		 for a Dixon brothers package that i had to meet Daryl and Merle in Ohio was only $300. that included autographs, photo ops, and sit down sessions to talk to them. pshhhhh. just craziness.
yeahh. but im not going without getting everything haha. **** for a Dixon brothers package that i had to meet Daryl and Merle in Ohio was only $300. that included autographs, photo ops, and sit down sessions to talk to them. pshhhhh. just craziness.
#307 to #306 - firstresponder (01/18/2014) [-]
oh my god what the hell... maybe ill go to comic con some time cause that sounds amazing. 			****
oh my god what the hell... maybe ill go to comic con some time cause that sounds amazing. ****
#276 to #270 - burningsmurfs (12/26/2013) [-]
Aw that's all I got from them, have Al Bundy instead.
Aw that's all I got from them, have Al Bundy instead.
#277 to #276 - powellrebecca (12/26/2013) [-]
thats upsetting
thats upsetting
#279 to #277 - burningsmurfs (12/28/2013) [-]
I think Al Bundy is less disturbing than that one haha.
#282 to #279 - powellrebecca (01/01/2014) [-]
true true
true true
User avatar #283 to #282 - burningsmurfs (01/02/2014) [-]
Ah **** I am on a different computer today so I can't continue our picture conversation. Although my dog just howled in his sleep and freaked the heck out of me so today I get freaked by your gif and it.
#286 to #283 - powellrebecca (01/02/2014) [-]
that made me giggle
that made me giggle
#287 to #286 - burningsmurfs (01/03/2014) [-]
Yay I'm back on my own computer I can share more favorite pictures again.
Yay I'm back on my own computer I can share more favorite pictures again.
#289 to #288 - burningsmurfs (01/03/2014) [-]
Last one today and then I better bedtime for work happy new years.
Last one today and then I better bedtime for work happy new years.
User avatar #293 to #290 - burningsmurfs (01/05/2014) [-]
Somehow he either looks very innocent or very devious in that one.
#294 to #293 - powellrebecca (01/05/2014) [-]
either way, hes perfect
either way, hes perfect
#295 to #294 - burningsmurfs (01/06/2014) [-]
What if he had an accident and became like this?
#296 to #295 - powellrebecca (01/07/2014) [-]
STILL PERFECT
STILL PERFECT
User avatar #178 to #148 - dross (12/24/2013) [-]
She even looks underwhelmed.
User avatar #5 - epicalania (12/23/2013) [-]
Interesting but they say in the movie that it's the mask of Loki, you probably just didn't remember that.
#42 - Yojimbo (12/24/2013) [-]
Hey, found this cool pic of Loki for you guys.

This is the Loki you guys all know and love right?! The one from that blockbuster movie?
#146 to #42 - jcllcj ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #46 to #42 - thechosentroll (12/24/2013) [-]
Frankly, I liked him better in that one. At least he was funny and honest about his daddy issues.
#38 - peejay (12/24/2013) [-]
10 years old? yeah right
#131 to #38 - justleaving (12/24/2013) [-]
Happens to me every god damn time!
User avatar #51 to #38 - thisisestonia (12/24/2013) [-]
and it's laura on the picture, not lara
User avatar #56 to #51 - vicsix (12/24/2013) [-]
I was scanning the comments to see if that bothered anyone else.
User avatar #66 to #56 - thisisestonia (12/24/2013) [-]
and what's the verdict?
#73 to #66 - anon (12/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #70 to #66 - vicsix (12/24/2013) [-]
Pretty much just you and me.
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#99 - akho (12/24/2013) [-]
Well **** you too object in nearby galaxy, i doesn't like you too ._.
#114 to #99 - unlikely (12/24/2013) [-]
I wondered whether anybody else would pick up on that.
#247 to #114 - anon (12/24/2013) [-]
*weather
User avatar #9 - whitie (12/24/2013) [-]
the mongol one is inaccurate, the mongol religion relied heavily on understanding the geographic spirits of the mongol homeland, the mongols didn't expect other cultures to take to their religion and so didn't force it on them, there were large numbers of Buddhist and Hindus and even Muslims in the Mongolian empire all allowed to practice their own customs, making them (the mongols) the most tolerant global power for centuries to come
#58 - anonymoose (12/24/2013) [-]
That was kind of an important part of the movie.
#60 to #58 - poontanglife (12/24/2013) [-]
Wasnt it just Jim Carrey going to that mask specialist with the mask, looking for some answers, and the mask specialist just went ''idk dude, looks like something out of scandinavian mythology, Loki or something'' and that was it.
Was it important?
#61 to #60 - daemascus (12/24/2013) [-]
nah they specifically say it's his mask. In fact i'm pretty sure Jim carrey ends up fighting loki and then odin has to forgive his son or some weak **** like that.
User avatar #63 to #61 - Dave Cee (12/24/2013) [-]
Na I'm sure its Son of the Mask where the main character fights Loki!
#84 to #63 - daemascus (12/24/2013) [-]
oh yeah... forgot about the sequel. Anyway those movies never really impressed me.
#62 to #61 - poontanglife (12/24/2013) [-]
Da fuk? In what movie is this?
In the original the Mask, Jim Carrey only fights gangsters, never anything supernatural.
I think youre thinking of the remake/sequel ''Son of the Mask''.
User avatar #59 - shaddz (12/24/2013) [-]
Da Vinci released birds to observe their wing movements in hopes to recreate flight for people.
User avatar #75 to #59 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
and he liked penis
User avatar #76 to #75 - shaddz (12/24/2013) [-]
That he did, that he did.
#227 - stringfingerable (12/24/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure that the Mask belonging to Loki was made pretty clear in the movie.
#27 - scarmanagent (12/24/2013) [-]
Did the spider die?
#170 to #27 - strangesir ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
Maybe
Maybe
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