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Adding to the list of things I do when I' m not working, I walked
I I out onto my apartment deck for a little break. On my way back
in, a moth that must be a direct descendant of Mithra himself
flies into my living room as I' m closing the door. Hell no. I grab
the nearest thing to me, a textbook entitled "The Right Triangle
Approch" and begin waging war. This book proves to be a poor
choice in weaponry, as it must be close to ten pounds. ' s
son, we' ll call him Moltar, counter attacks my wild swings by
setting a crash course for my face. My rage builds as that was
clearly an insult to my manhood. I counter swing once again and
scream out "NOT TODAY, IDITOR, YOU no NOT PAY ANY RENT?
Clearly this was a mistake, as he displays some of the most
incredible aerial maneuvers I have ever witnessed short of the
Blue Angels. My last chance is to best him with aliving swing. I
leaped over my coffee table and smaked him with my tombstone
ofa book. The impact of my belly flop on the floor left bath he
and Iwanted, until I hear the neighbor downstairs scream, "KEEP
IT DOWN UP THERE! l" This third party entering into the conflict
gave bath Moltar and I a new burst of adrenaline, as we bath
yelled in unison, "MIND YOUR OWN **** , ASSHOLEY!" We both
then began laughing at our new common enemy and shared what
remained of my beer. I let Moltar out of the same door he came in
and warned him not to get caught drinking and flying. He
assured me he wouldn' t, and we bath went our separate ways.
Goodbye Moltar, until the next time you would like to distract me
from my work and share a beer.
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