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i - A man is dating three wemen and wants In decide which to
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smeel times the . She gaes him back his same and
Masada the remainder in a joint , She tells hint that the
wants to save far their future because she loves him at much.
Obviousely, the man was impressed.
The man thaoght far a mag time what each woman had
done with the momy and then he married the we with the
largest beasts
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User avatar #124 to #19 - loonquawl (04/27/2014) [-]
New to me!
#3 - ninex (04/26/2014) [-]
Didn't expact that at all
Didn't expact that at all
#69 - SILENCEnight (04/27/2014) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled image** Shouldve went with the smart girl.
#153 to #69 - guchs (04/27/2014) [-]
#69 and Sasha.
Love this roll.
#72 to #69 - married (04/27/2014) [-]
Or the one most likely to put out, nice roll btw
Or the one most likely to put out, nice roll btw
#86 to #72 - fappingniggers (04/27/2014) [-]
I am pleased with FJ's recent interest in Frank
I am pleased with FJ's recent interest in Frank
#51 - shoxx (04/26/2014) [-]
**shoxx rolled image**
<-Him choosing his wife
#155 to #51 - rokulda (04/27/2014) [-]
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User avatar #52 to #51 - thebigsoldier (04/26/2014) [-]
Nice roll..
User avatar #4 - MrSunday (04/26/2014) [-]
but what one was it?
User avatar #56 to #4 - MasterManiac ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
The one with the biggest tits.
User avatar #45 to #4 - MrShaggy (04/26/2014) [-]
For a second there, I was like "when did I comment on this?"
#5 to #4 - John Cena (04/26/2014) [-]
It doesn't tell you, and that's the point. The joke is that the man doesn't care what you do with the money, as long as you have dem titties.

Or at least, that's what I got from it.
#2 - leobreacker (04/26/2014) [-]
Damn it.
Damn it.
#15 - guardianranger (04/26/2014) [-]
can't believe no one has said this yet.

Don't hit me
User avatar #125 to #15 - loonquawl (04/27/2014) [-]
**loonquawl hits guardianranger**
#29 to #15 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
ITS TOO LATE FOR THAT
#30 to #29 - guardianranger (04/26/2014) [-]
You wanna go little man?
#32 to #30 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Well apparently I forgot to load up on arm strong pictures.
#34 to #32 - guardianranger (04/26/2014) [-]
also this
also this
#33 to #32 - guardianranger (04/26/2014) [-]
Lol it's K That was my only one.   
   
Here have this
Lol it's K That was my only one.

Here have this
User avatar #35 to #33 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Yaaay
User avatar #1 - Rezzur (04/26/2014) [-]
I don't laugh, I don't thumb. I thumbed.
#146 to #1 - John Cena (04/27/2014) [-]
For a moment there I pictured the guy from Ratatouille
User avatar #9 to #1 - schwerdaddy (04/26/2014) [-]
But did you laugh?
User avatar #21 to #9 - supername (04/26/2014) [-]
Read it again.
User avatar #26 to #21 - schwerdaddy (04/26/2014) [-]
If he doesn't thumb then it implies he didn't laugh. If he thumbed then we cannot guarantee that he laughed because he never said "I will only thumb if I laugh." Propositional logic.
#36 to #26 - mrdrprofbraeden (04/26/2014) [-]
buuuut, you're forgetting that there is only two states of laughing: you are or you aren't. Since he said if he doesn't laugh he doesn't thumb, but he did thumb, then that eliminates the possibility of not laughing and you are left with laughter.
#38 to #36 - grovylethewhite (04/26/2014) [-]
Not necessarily. He could be thumbing in his spare time.
#40 to #38 - mrdrprofbraeden (04/26/2014) [-]
Yes necessarily, did you not hear the man? He said if he doesn't laugh, he doesn't thumb. How could he be thumbing in his spare time if he's not laughing? He clearly said if he no laugh, he no thumb
Yes necessarily, did you not hear the man? He said if he doesn't laugh, he doesn't thumb. How could he be thumbing in his spare time if he's not laughing? He clearly said if he no laugh, he no thumb
User avatar #41 to #40 - grovylethewhite (04/26/2014) [-]
oh don't worry, I understood what you were saying, I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to make a Monty Python reference, hence the quote and the image.
#42 to #41 - mrdrprofbraeden (04/26/2014) [-]
Oh, my bad. I didn't know that was a monty python reference and I don't recognize the person
User avatar #43 to #42 - grovylethewhite (04/26/2014) [-]
Eh, it's a pretty vague reference anyway, so I don't blame you. It's from the argument clinic, hilarious sketch, in case you haven't seen it yet.
User avatar #37 to #36 - schwerdaddy (04/26/2014) [-]
**** , I think I did misread. I think I interpreted it as "If I laugh, I thumb. I thumbed." Oops
#39 to #37 - mrdrprofbraeden (04/26/2014) [-]
ah, then if that was the case then I would agree with you
User avatar #132 to #26 - tsacrepus (04/27/2014) [-]
"I don't laugh (then), I don't thumb" states directly that if Rezzur doesn't laugh, he won't thumb. Either a person laughs or doesn't, and he says he thumbed, so Rezzur must have laughed.
User avatar #163 to #132 - schwerdaddy (04/27/2014) [-]
Thanks for the explanation man, but I admitted my mistake in another comment.
#78 to #26 - John Cena (04/27/2014) [-]
It implied through context, you're not clever
User avatar #28 to #26 - supername (04/26/2014) [-]
alright.
User avatar #31 to #1 - realreality (04/26/2014) [-]
I don't laugh, I don't thumb. I thumbed but I didn't laugh.. **** the rules.
User avatar #59 to #1 - zameckis (04/27/2014) [-]
he didnt say which colour of thumbs though
#76 - baitdoesnttalkback (04/27/2014) [-]
he will never know love
#50 - LocoJoe (04/26/2014) [-]
Alternate ending: He kept his $15,000 dollars and bought some guns and steak and put a down payment on a dirt bike. He then went on to become a successful investment banker and spent his life smoking cigars, drinking bourbon, shooting stuff, driving a 64 mustang, and ******* women with double Ds and no cellulite.
User avatar #75 to #50 - chewiewhatawookie (04/27/2014) [-]
Be genetically different, baby!
User avatar #53 to #50 - playerdous (04/26/2014) [-]
Down payment?
With 15k you can just buy the damn dirt bike outright. Also a guy at that age would buy an actual motorcycle.
User avatar #99 - izzygirl (04/27/2014) [-]
$5000 for a makeover?
How ******* ugly was she?
User avatar #115 to #99 - catburglarpenis (04/27/2014) [-]
Someone didn't watch any of the "Extreme Makeover" shows when they were popular.

What? I was raised by a single mother, sue me.
User avatar #116 to #115 - izzygirl (04/27/2014) [-]
I was busy watching cartoons and refusing to grow up.
#117 to #116 - catburglarpenis (04/27/2014) [-]
When I was that age, I was busy murdering other children. They used to call me "Jack the Ripper". People don't forget.
#134 to #117 - newprinny ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Mariachi Raiden is best Raiden, dood.
#80 - IamSofaKingdom (04/27/2014) [-]
**IamSofaKingdom rolled image** What quality I married them for.
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#84 to #80 - fappingniggers (04/27/2014) [-]
That 			*******		 roll man
That ******* roll man
User avatar #106 to #84 - IamSofaKingdom (04/27/2014) [-]
I know right? A fallout fan AND and anal fan simultaneously? My luck pulled through this time.
#48 - silverlance (04/26/2014) [-]
That was good
#18 - nudybooty (04/26/2014) [-]
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#44 - dudethisisdeepshit (04/26/2014) [-]
Mfw the ending
Mfw the ending
#119 - justawhitekid (04/27/2014) [-]
**justawhitekid rolled image**            what I'd marry for
**justawhitekid rolled image** what I'd marry for
#144 to #119 - givememoarpony (04/27/2014) [-]
smegma butter
#123 to #119 - John Cena (04/27/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** thump for the gif
#157 to #119 - Mesmus (04/27/2014) [-]
I dont want to think about shredded cheese again
User avatar #159 to #157 - kyoutu (04/27/2014) [-]
" shredded cheese "
#131 to #119 - spanishninja (04/27/2014) [-]
**spanishninja rolled image**   
oh, god that roll
**spanishninja rolled image**
oh, god that roll
#156 to #119 - thempc ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
#64 - John Cena (04/27/2014) [-]
lol if you reverse the genders and say the woman married the guy with the biggest dick the comment section would be full of squealing neckbeards crying over how women are such hypocritical bitches and then somehow manage to bring feminism into the discussion thus creating another tidal wave of feminist hate etc

kek
#82 to #64 - John Cena (04/27/2014) [-]
I totally agree. I was hoping this would end with him dying alone and miserable, the way he deserves to be.
User avatar #101 to #64 - derak ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
You're right. But dick size is a lot more of a sensitive subject than penis size.
User avatar #85 to #64 - oliveirajo (04/27/2014) [-]
Boobs /=/ Dick
Boobs = Abs
User avatar #110 to #85 - welliguessitsaname (04/27/2014) [-]
/=/
u fkn wot? Dude, just use =/=
User avatar #112 to #85 - thirdjess ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
..nah, you can't go to the gym every day, do a bunch of push-ups, pull-ups and bench pressing in an effort to get bigger boobs. In fact you'd probably get smaller boobs. On the other hand, the vag can be tightened and lengthed with regular excercise, so if anything Vagina = Abs.
User avatar #113 to #112 - tsoper (04/27/2014) [-]
i dont think thats what he meant.

to a girl, abs would be the equivalent for how we see boobs.

I dont know any girl that says "show me your dick", most think they're disgusting.
User avatar #114 to #113 - thirdjess ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Ah that's true, but I think in a joke we would use 'the biggest dick', or perhaps 'the best ass'.
User avatar #90 to #64 - tsoper (04/27/2014) [-]
true but this is a joke..

i dont think most men actually care about breast size, because i know i dont.

id marry mostly based on looks and intelligence, because im pretty shallow
#92 to #64 - terf (04/27/2014) [-]
Probably true but I'm assuming most of FJ is male, therefore you're going to get that double-standard here. You could create a "female version" of this and post it to a mostly-female site, and you'd probably get the same reaction that you get here.
#62 - mattdoggy (04/27/2014) [-]
Not even mad
would have done the same
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