easy mode. .. All my life... All my life I've been lied to.
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#85 to #30 - airblaze (11/01/2013) [-]
something about paint skills
User avatar #38 to #30 - miscarriage (11/01/2013) [-]
I don't get it.
who's ted
#40 to #38 - noket (11/01/2013) [-]
a breaking bad character
User avatar #42 to #40 - miscarriage (11/01/2013) [-]
oh, thanks
User avatar #60 to #30 - roguetrooper (11/01/2013) [-]
Just watched that episode, it's gettin good.....
#63 to #60 - anon (11/01/2013) [-]
hank dies
#133 to #63 - anon (11/01/2013) [-]
**** YOU.... BITCH.
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#54 - dongmongler (11/01/2013) [-]
You know the saying.   
It's only stupid if it doesn't work
You know the saying.
It's only stupid if it doesn't work
User avatar #57 to #54 - spyisspy (11/01/2013) [-]
i want those lights
User avatar #144 to #54 - jakekel (11/01/2013) [-]
what if the fan is actually spinning, and the camera is just following it perfectly
User avatar #160 to #144 - redcookiemonster (11/01/2013) [-]
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT.
#99 to #54 - kokanum ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
#72 to #54 - goll (11/01/2013) [-]
bring out the different colored light bulbs
bring out the different colored light bulbs
User avatar #151 to #72 - subadanus ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Bought some and put them in my room.

My finest moment.
#37 - kanpai (11/01/2013) [-]
i think the dutch have got them beat on that department

it's called a tiger stone and it does exactly what it looks like it's doing
User avatar #118 to #37 - symmiie ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
"It does exactly what it's doing" .. I like it.
#132 to #37 - harleycurnow (11/01/2013) [-]
False. IT looks like you pile bricks into it and it sorts them and lays them. All it is is a stand on wheels that lets workers stand up rather than having to bend all day.
#141 to #37 - ratherfastblackman **User deleted account** (11/01/2013) [-]
Holy crap that thing is literally ******** brix
#123 to #37 - anon (11/01/2013) [-]
it doesn't always fit and it people still need to lay every bricks by hand. just to place it right it takes hours and for some reason it needs repair after every use (some parts always stuck, prolly because the dust is gathering there). it is heavy and is hard to move.

so pros:
no need to lay down on the ground

cons:
still need to work the same amount, slow, needs constant servicing, heavy, too wide, only a few settings for road width
User avatar #112 to #37 - explore (11/01/2013) [-]
It eats brick roads?
#64 to #37 - anon (11/01/2013) [-]
if i remember correctly, people still have to hand-lay each brick. this machine just makes it so that the workers dont have to crouch down all the time. It shortens the time needed, and alleviates the amount of work and pain involved.
#94 to #64 - anon (11/01/2013) [-]
correct, my african american ;D
User avatar #4 - sinery (10/31/2013) [-]
All my life...
All my life I've been lied to.
User avatar #28 to #4 - reinmar (10/31/2013) [-]
not really. Whenever I see some construction done in the city they lay them down individually
User avatar #50 to #28 - vigilum ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
You also have really fancy machines that do it.
#58 to #50 - totaliser (11/01/2013) [-]
You still have to lay the bricks, but the machine allows you to do it standing up. It removes a lot of the strain on the back and knees.
User avatar #88 to #58 - mrbuu (11/01/2013) [-]
some do it with a chair and have 4 people working it.
User avatar #90 to #50 - hokeymon (11/01/2013) [-]
Not in my country. My countries poor as **** .
#110 to #90 - anon (11/01/2013) [-]
hungary?
User avatar #138 to #110 - hokeymon (11/01/2013) [-]
Nope, Philippines.
#121 - FatherPedobear (11/01/2013) [-]
Aww yiss. ************* brick laying.
#124 to #121 - munyman (11/01/2013) [-]
...what happens if you throw a handful of rocks in one of these things? ;3
#125 to #124 - FatherPedobear (11/01/2013) [-]
You ruin a piece of machinery and make someone job a little bit harder.
#126 to #125 - munyman (11/01/2013) [-]
Well now I feel terrible.

I just wanted it to make a funny noise.
#127 to #126 - FatherPedobear (11/01/2013) [-]
*clink clink I'm ******* broken clink*
#120 - Milos (11/01/2013) [-]
That's pretty intelligent.
That's pretty intelligent.
#97 - rockamekishiko ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
get on my level
#161 to #97 - divinecreator (11/01/2013) [-]
i thought white people laid bricks all the bricklayers i know are Irish. mexicans make lawns not side walks
User avatar #162 to #161 - divinecreator (11/01/2013) [-]
if that could be said/meant in the least racist way possible
User avatar #108 to #97 - wtsheals (11/01/2013) [-]
Thats a dutch street actually
User avatar #140 to #108 - neznanc **User deleted account** (11/01/2013) [-]
Super Yugoslavian 9000 then.
User avatar #113 to #108 - yunoknow (11/01/2013) [-]
whoa, they're expanding their reach.
#119 to #108 - anon (11/01/2013) [-]
Mexicans are labor force that stacks those. That's why machine is called Super Mexican. Go **** yourself! How dumb do you need to bee to require explanations for this plain obvious joke?
#128 to #119 - wtsheals (11/01/2013) [-]
yes it is obvious. Obvious and wrong. I have the original picture somewhere, I remember saving it because it was dutch. The mexican thing has nothing to do with the picture, so it's out of context.

Also, Im from The Netherlands.
This is the internet.
Just because people arent from your neighbourhood and dont neccerily find your jokes funny doesnt mean you should be rude to them.

I in no way insulted or offended you, I was just informing you.

Grow up.
User avatar #136 to #128 - animedudej ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
it would be either Polak 9000 or Lithu9000

Polaks are speed demons when it comes to work
#130 to #128 - fecal (11/01/2013) [-]
you are just not getting the joke bro. Mexicanen leggen in amerika alle straten, en omdat dit ding gigantisch snel straten legt noemen ze hem de super mexican.

now chill out and stop making a fool of us Dutch folk
User avatar #163 to #128 - rockamekishiko ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
it's not about any european nation and that's besides the point. Mexicans in the us, generally do more of the hand labor than anything else, hence, the joke
User avatar #115 - jabadagriffins (11/01/2013) [-]
As an engineer i can safely say that is pretty smart, would make replacing sections much easier and would also make the concrete less likely to crack if the condition of the ground changed.

10/10 would hire to do my drive way.
User avatar #129 to #115 - bitchesdigcelestia (11/01/2013) [-]
only if it cuts the whole way down through the cement to make them separate bricks
if it only digs in a bit just to give the impression of separate bricks it's a bad idea, because it'd be one huge slab so if the ground changes it'd crack easier
#29 - lordcuntdestroyer (10/31/2013) [-]
Thats actually a pretty clever solution
#59 to #29 - Welshhobo (11/01/2013) [-]
A solution to what?
User avatar #98 to #59 - vatra (11/01/2013) [-]
To laying bricks individually which is both time consuming and strenuous.
#101 to #98 - anon (11/01/2013) [-]
The brick lying is done so there can be a gap between the bricks, if the gap is not there expansion occurs and will create large cracks. This is why concrete is done in squares and not just one slab. You can also do equations to find the exact amount the material will spread with the coefficient of expansion.
#116 - swimmingprodigy (11/01/2013) [-]
everybody chill the **** out, i got this
#3 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
No it isnt, when you need to repair some plumbs or wires under it, you have to propably destroy it...
#61 to #3 - anon (11/01/2013) [-]
It doesn't make a difference, The fill cement and then cut it while wet so it dries creating the pieces.
O_O
#77 to #3 - likeabox (11/01/2013) [-]
Well, that's the same as a normal road. Isn't it?
User avatar #89 to #3 - EnemySpy (11/01/2013) [-]
It can also protect from potential cracking.

Someone might've said this earlier, but I'm too lazy to scroll down and check.
#95 to #3 - anon (11/01/2013) [-]
that's why you don't put wires and pipes under it. dooooooooooooooooooooooh
#34 to #3 - anon (10/31/2013) [-]
>Africa
>Plumbing and wires
pick one
User avatar #5 to #3 - ugabz (10/31/2013) [-]
i doubt there will be any plumbs or wires in that area
its a brilliant way and seems cheaper too
#6 to #5 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
dunno, i know that this happens on station near my house...
#7 to #6 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
this does not look like its likely to be near your hosue

or even in your country for that matter
#8 to #7 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
you know, maybe there are others people in this world who can do this masterpiece, not just these two black guys...
#31 to #8 - peggscott (10/31/2013) [-]
I am black, and I can confirm that it is only these two black guys who can do this...

mfw
#9 to #8 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
the relevance of the country it is in is not who can create such a thing, as this i shwo the white english men did MY driveway, it was mroea  reference to the fact that you said it happens near your hosue, the first line was saying 'this does not look like it is in the same place as the thing that is near your hosue, ergo there will not necessarily be plumbing or wiring underneath it, therefore you cant really comment on whether it will need to be destroyed to get to anything (ignoring the obvious fact that they could jsut dig to the side then under' the second line was just to back up the first that this is not near your house
the relevance of the country it is in is not who can create such a thing, as this i shwo the white english men did MY driveway, it was mroea reference to the fact that you said it happens near your hosue, the first line was saying 'this does not look like it is in the same place as the thing that is near your hosue, ergo there will not necessarily be plumbing or wiring underneath it, therefore you cant really comment on whether it will need to be destroyed to get to anything (ignoring the obvious fact that they could jsut dig to the side then under' the second line was just to back up the first that this is not near your house
#10 to #9 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
maybe im too stoned to funnyjunk... sorry if it was my fault...
#11 to #10 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
do not say that   
   
YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO STONED TO FUNNYJUNK
do not say that

YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO STONED TO FUNNYJUNK
#12 to #11 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
this cat just finished me...
#13 to #12 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
i dont even know what any of these are, i saved them allone time when iwas chung off my tits, got like anotehr 5
i dont even know what any of these are, i saved them allone time when iwas chung off my tits, got like anotehr 5
#14 to #13 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
OMG STAPH
#15 to #14 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
nope. another cat and this one properly 			*****		 with your head   
   
its doing it to me now and im only just about to go pick up
nope. another cat and this one properly ***** with your head

its doing it to me now and im only just about to go pick up
#16 to #15 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
thats does nothing to me but its pretty cute
#17 to #16 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
i see you want a ******** challenge. well then, PREPARE THYSELF HEATHEN FOR THE WRATH OF THE GODS
#19 to #18 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
wrong gif but still
wrong gif but still
#23 to #19 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
I dont know if i love or hate you
#25 to #23 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
go with lote or have   
   
or late or hove
go with lote or have

or late or hove
#26 to #25 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
can you translete that?
#33 to #26 - halefall (10/31/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#157 to #33 - craigdavid (11/01/2013) [-]
scoodle woodle
scoodle woodle
#20 to #18 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
this is so ******* creepy, like, when you have some super creepy thing and you made SUPER HYPER CREEPY THING of it
#21 to #20 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
wasnt even me
#22 to #17 - hovnozmakem (10/31/2013) [-]
Wrath of gods is name of stuff i smoked...
#24 to #22 - craigdavid (10/31/2013) [-]
where you at, murrica?
#36 to #7 - vaporous (11/01/2013) [-]
>Assuming its another country because black people.
#158 to #36 - craigdavid (11/01/2013) [-]
>implying its abad thing to assume that when there are predominantly black people in the picture its wrong to assume that the country is likely to be one where the main ehtnicity is black
#164 to #158 - vaporous (11/02/2013) [-]
You know, because black people all live in their own country.
#168 to #164 - craigdavid (11/02/2013) [-]
no, but there are a lot of countries with mostly black people, and countries with mostly white people, and countries with mostly asian people. you know, cos thats how the world works.

you know, because when i see an all black workforce i assume its because theyre in a country where there are mostly black people as opposed to one where the working class is predominantly black and nothing else
User avatar #131 - brenton (11/01/2013) [-]
That would actually be really challenging. They have a lot to do before the cement sets.
User avatar #148 to #131 - ishouldplayzelda (11/01/2013) [-]
aside from that, the have to be very precise. i wouldn't be able to do that if there were 2 of me and all the time in the world
User avatar #152 to #148 - seras (11/01/2013) [-]
Wow, dude, I know that's off topic, but your avatar, man, your avatar.
#154 to #152 - ishouldplayzelda (11/01/2013) [-]
what about it? oh **** did i forget to wipe if off again? there's dust on it, isn't there
User avatar #146 to #131 - giveupnow (11/01/2013) [-]
They might use slow-curing concrete for the technique then spray it with powdered red cinder.
#156 - masterboll (11/01/2013) [-]
well it makes them easier to remove afterwards

its basically making bricks and leaving them there
User avatar #122 - anonymoose ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
HAX!
#32 - anon (10/31/2013) [-]
then they use crushed brick dust and sweep it in to the concrete until it turns red.
User avatar #159 to #32 - fullmetaldonut (11/01/2013) [-]
but the Bricks are already Red?
User avatar #103 - tacogrenade (11/01/2013) [-]
lol whats wit the dildo ..
User avatar #104 to #103 - konradkurze (11/01/2013) [-]
oddly enough when they pour the cement, they plop the dildo in there to vibrate out any air bubbles in the cement as it sets
#109 to #103 - alucardthemagician (11/01/2013) [-]
dats a stake doe.
User avatar #117 - consales (11/01/2013) [-]
Damn ******
#111 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/01/2013) [-]
its gonna get harder
User avatar #143 to #111 - nimblewalrus (11/01/2013) [-]
I see what you did there.
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