drinks these days. . 1‘. Give nu» whiskey Do vvith ith, F, it served . . l.. Try $7 concert Gatorade. Your anus could never be prepared for the level of highway robbery.
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#1 - I Am Monkey (12/31/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Try $7 concert Gatorade. Your anus could never be prepared for the level of highway robbery.
User avatar #3 - Carks (01/01/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Uhh, Jesus wore sandals.
User avatar #8 to #7 - Carks (01/01/2014) [-]
Yes, but just imagine trying to drink whiskey out of a sandal.
User avatar #26 - lolme (01/01/2014) [+] (11 replies)
If you're gonna buy something to drink at clubs/pubs in Norway, be prepared to cash out about 10$ for 0,33-0.5dl of Cider/Beer.
#33 to #32 - allennis (01/01/2014) [-]
Metric system.
#41 - worried (01/01/2014) [+] (25 replies)
reminds me of that one time i outsmarted a bartender
>go to bar
>order rum and coke
>gives me mostly coke and about 3 counts of rum 3 counts is about 3/4 ounces.... a rum and coke is about 8 ounces or 2 ounces
>tell him that he didnt add enough liquor, he said "tough" (not such harsh words, but conveyed it
>charged me $8 dollars
>came around for another drink
>he said "rum and coke?" i said "no, shot of rum please"
>gave it to me..... then said "coke chaser w. ice"
>payed $6, chaser was not charged
>gave me coke chaser, i poured shot into glass of chaser and left shot glass on table
>???
>profit
User avatar #45 - chaossniper (01/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
ok this is the 5th tumble post on a row
i don't usually complain but its getting ridiculous
User avatar #19 - demandsgayversion (01/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This lady is absolutely hilarious. She's the Roseanne of this generation. (that's a good thing I feel like I have to specify)
#2 - infinitereaper ONLINE (01/01/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Source is The Heat   
   
no not that kinda heat
Source is The Heat

no not that kinda heat
User avatar #55 - froggets (01/01/2014) [+] (14 replies)
In Norway a concert beer costs around 80kr that is about 14$ ......
User avatar #57 to #55 - lotengo ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
i call that getting swindled and pimped
i call that getting tricked by a buisness

i think they pull **** like that at every concert in every country
User avatar #90 - shugudugs (01/01/2014) [-]
Here in the Philippines, you'd get 4-5 bottles of beer for $ 4, and that includes your meal, and I assure you you'd be drunk.
Also, $ 5 gets you a nice hooker with pretty tits and a nice face, also, she's basically not 18.
I love this country.
#84 - Vohaul (01/01/2014) [-]
This joke was hilarious when I saw it 14 years ago on Black Books.
User avatar #64 - runescapewasgood ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
I understand the last slide is grammatically correct, but try saying it out loud - you would sound retarded if you said that out loud.
User avatar #59 - alhemicar (01/01/2014) [-]
Just a few days ago I was on a concert where 1 cup of beer (250 ml) costed 3 BAM.

In comparison, a bottle of 2 liters in the store costs 3 BAM too. They ******* octupled the price.
#53 - vikingesnumerouno (01/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
friendly reminder that a pint in my city costs 13 dollar   
if you want to get smashed more than once a month, you better have all your debts payed
friendly reminder that a pint in my city costs 13 dollar
if you want to get smashed more than once a month, you better have all your debts payed
#51 - anonymous (01/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Tumblr post ? Didn't read, thumbed down.
#49 - traffy (01/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #42 - destaice (01/01/2014) [-]
Water bottles at the Indy 500 were 4 dollars each.

Not, large ones either. Just a regular sized water bottle.
User avatar #40 - yunoknow (01/01/2014) [-]
jesus' shoe would most likely be a sandal if he wasn't barefooted
User avatar #34 - essaressa (01/01/2014) [-]
Aaaand that's why I prefer pitchers, or the tower.
User avatar #30 - exclamation (01/01/2014) [-]
I saw Heat the other day. ******* hilarious.
#23 - fingernails (01/01/2014) [-]
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