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#1 - I Am Monkey
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(12/31/2013) [-]
Try $7 concert Gatorade. Your anus could never be prepared for the level of highway robbery.
#24 to #1 - lovetolol
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(01/01/2014) [-]
how large was the bottle?
#54 to #1 - hellsjester
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(01/01/2014) [-]
it usually is. i feel like the smuggle for a drug organization. i can get like a **** ton of bottles hidden on my person. always wear hoodies
#66 to #1 - anon
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(01/01/2014) [-]
Or 6 dollars for half a liter of regular bottled water
#48 to #1 - facequer
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(01/01/2014) [-]
In Denmark you pay around 6-7$ for a ******* bottle of water at a concert and around 12 for a beer. Robbery
#27 to #1 - uzbekistan
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(01/01/2014) [-]
I am playing owner mode on Madden 25 and I made all food cheap as **** and I made Pepsi (The only drink) 20$. I sell 20k every home game.
#31 to #27 - exclamation
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(01/01/2014) [-]
Now I'm tempted to get Madden 25.
#38 to #31 - uzbekistan
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(01/01/2014) [-]
If you like football I'd definitely recommend it.
#93 to #38 - exclamation
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(01/01/2014) [-]
I "like" football. That is, if I'm sitting in the same room as a football game on TV, I won't change the channel, but I won't be paying attention closely.
#74 to #38 - jacksipian
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(01/01/2014) [-]
is there a major difference between that and the other madden games?
#3 - Carks
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(01/01/2014) [-]
Uhh, Jesus wore sandals.
#50 to #3 - avyon
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(01/01/2014) [-]
that's where the magic comes in
#7 to #3 - antistar
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(01/01/2014) [-]
Sandals are a type shoes.
#8 to #7 - Carks
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(01/01/2014) [-]
Yes, but just imagine trying to drink whiskey out of a sandal.
#37 to #8 - thatguyblaze
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(01/01/2014) [-]
I see no problem with this
#39 to #8 - berkut
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(01/01/2014) [-]
if you are careful you may drink it.
#9 to #8 - mckinkymcormic
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(01/01/2014) [-]
Exactly her point.
#10 to #9 - Carks
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(01/01/2014) [-]
How is that her point? I understand that it's to reference that this whiskey must be imbued with some kind of mystical power from Christ, but even so, I just think it's a ****** joke.
#11 to #10 - mckinkymcormic
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(01/01/2014) [-]
it's so expensive, it must do something impossible
#12 to #11 - Carks
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(01/01/2014) [-]
I just don't find her funny. She's just a louder, easier to look at Roseanne.
#13 to #12 - mckinkymcormic
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(01/01/2014) [-]
that was a pretty unfunny movie..
#15 to #13 - Carks
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(01/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, it seemed like one of those desperate for laughs movies with predictable writing.
#18 to #15 - mckinkymcormic
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(01/01/2014) [-]
good cop bad cop
#26 - lolme
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(01/01/2014) [-]
If you're gonna buy something to drink at clubs/pubs in Norway, be prepared to cash out about 10$ for 0,33-0.5dl of Cider/Beer.
#28 to #26 - asx
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(01/01/2014) [-]
.5 dl? Really?

That is less than 2 oz. Literally less than a quarter of a cup.
#32 to #28 - lolme
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(01/01/2014) [-]
Sorry, brain disconnect.. Was supposed to say litre.
#33 to #32 - allennis
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(01/01/2014) [-]
Metric system.
#36 to #33 - lolme
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(01/01/2014) [-]
It's really simple actually.
1 litre of water is 1kg, this is the basis of kg.
A 10cmx10cmx10cm box would fit exactly 1 litre of water.
1km = 1000m = 100,000cm
1 Tonne = 1000kg (Kilo means "one thousand" if I'm not mistaken.) = 1,000,000g
1L = 10dl = 100cl

Ok, so it's not that simple, but I know it even though I only use it like 6 times a year.
#44 to #36 - darkcomy
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(01/01/2014) [-]
World's Roundest Object! I have only one correction.1 litre of water is not the basis of the kg. I would explain it so i seem smart, but i'm too lazy, so refer to video.
#118 to #44 - lolme
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(01/01/2014) [-]
Ah, I've seen that before actually but it must've slipped out of my mind. Thanks for the correction.
#65 to #36 - iliketofu
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(01/01/2014) [-]
What the **** is a Dl and Cl, we use liters (L) and milliLiters (mL)
1L=1000mL
#119 to #65 - lolme
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(01/01/2014) [-]
We also use litres and ml, but we use cl and dl inbetween litre and ml. If you make food from a bag or something here in Norway you'll always see "dl" if you have to add water/milk. cl is not used that often but neither is ml (Unless you work with liquids.), so it's mostly litre and dl that's used.
#68 to #65 - dagreatmax
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(01/01/2014) [-]
Deci-Litre, Centi-Litre. You know like, CM (Centi-Metre) or DM (Deci-Metre)
#69 to #68 - iliketofu
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(01/01/2014) [-]
Yeah i know what they are, was just wondering why he was using them, haven't seen anyone use them before
#71 to #69 - dagreatmax
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(01/01/2014) [-]
"Asshole mode engaged" Well next time you should probably re-phrase your sentence. You clearly asked what did DL and CL mean and not why did he use it.
#41 - worried
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(01/01/2014) [-]
reminds me of that one time i outsmarted a bartender
>go to bar
>order rum and coke
>gives me mostly coke and about 3 counts of rum 3 counts is about 3/4 ounces.... a rum and coke is about 8 ounces or 2 ounces
>tell him that he didnt add enough liquor, he said "tough" (not such harsh words, but conveyed it
>charged me $8 dollars
>came around for another drink
>he said "rum and coke?" i said "no, shot of rum please"
>gave it to me..... then said "coke chaser w. ice"
>payed $6, chaser was not charged
>gave me coke chaser, i poured shot into glass of chaser and left shot glass on table
>???
>profit
#60 to #41 - lotengo
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(01/01/2014) [-]
> go to bar with a few friends.
> my turn to get drinks, everybody gives me a few coins and tel me wat they want

this is the only bar in town, they only hire 16 - 20 year old girls as bartenders beacuse of reason. I dont have a problem with that BUT gender is literaly the only thing they look at there. Result is a few hot jong bartenders that are not able to properly bartend.

>have to wait 15 minutes before i can place my order
>7 drinks, bitch ***** up 3 of them. Rum and coke in stead of a shot, wrong brand of beer, left out a drink.
> excuse me, this is not what i ordered.
> bitch says this is what i get and flips me of.
> bouncer saw the whole thing, gives me the i will rip your arms off if u try anything funny look.
> order the missing drink and pay for it (it was my drink)
> friends get mad because i got them the wrong drinks
> ???
> no profit, FML

#94 to #60 - worried
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(01/01/2014) [-]
that has actually happened to me before.... all i do is that i order a weird drink my go-to weird drinks are surfer on acid or a flaming dr pepper if they dont have jager so they look at me with a weird look like "wtf is that?", so i look at them back with a "omg, you've never had it" look.... obviously, i tell them that they have to try it with me and i give them the recipe for a surfer on acid 1 count jager, 1.5 counts malibu and 2 counts pineapple juice... sounds and looks nasty, but insanely good and for a flaming dr. pepper fill little less than half a pint of lager into a pint glass and put it to the side, grab a shot glass and fill it almost all the way to the top with amaretto and add a float of 151 rum then light the shot on fire and drop it in the pint glass.... really good alternative to a jagerbomb if you want a drop shot but frat boys and guidos messed up the drinks' reputation and show them how its made... 99.9 percent of the time they dont charge you for the drink, it actually works well when trying to pick up the bartender (careful, i didnt realize that she started hitting on me till it was too late) and usually they try to perfect every drink after that because for some reason, bartenders like to show up other bartenders (idk, its a "im a better bartender than you are"mentality) and the bartenders learn really easy and flashy drinks so you both really end up winning
#95 to #94 - lotengo
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(01/01/2014) [-]
its not like a bar where u can order coctails. I dont know a proper English word for it. Its the place where all kids ages 16 and up go to get drunk and dance and **** like that.

U can order beer, bottles of beer coke, redbull (mixed with rum, vodka, amaretto what ever) and shots.
#96 to #95 - worried
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(01/01/2014) [-]
what country?
#97 to #96 - lotengo
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(01/01/2014) [-]
The Netherlands, in a small town
#99 to #97 - worried
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(01/01/2014) [-]
whats the name of those type of hangouts in dutch?
#102 to #99 - lotengo
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(01/01/2014) [-]
kroeg or discotheek. the place i am talking about is not realy a discotheek, its smaller and the Dj is pure ****
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#100 to #98 - lotengo
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(01/01/2014) [-]
where are u from?
#101 to #100 - worried
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(01/01/2014) [-]
NYC, but i work for delta so i get to fly for free (basically) anywhere in the world... so chances are that ive been to one of those spots
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#103 to #101 - lotengo
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(01/01/2014) [-]
i doubt it, its a small rednecktown near eindhoven.

Its our 'dorpskroeg' the village pub or bar or what ever.
#109 to #103 - worried
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(01/01/2014) [-]
i spent a night in venlo (thats close to eindhoven, right?).... i was on my way to fly out of dusseldorf the next day
#111 to #109 - lotengo
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(01/01/2014) [-]
yea pretty close, but its a different provincie (state) with a different culture.

People from that region arent very found of strangers (not that they hate u but ur not from there so they dont want to know u either)
#116 to #111 - worried
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(01/01/2014) [-]
except for the airport... god i hate the dusseldorf airport i got to the airport 45mins before departure and the stupid ticket agent told me its too close to departure time (she could check me in up until 30mins before departure) but she was a bitch about it... i told her "i was running late, i dont have any checked bags and i get through security really quick because the line is empty" (didnt tell her i work for the company) and all she did was slam her fingers on the keyboard a few times and not typing anything (i could tell... i can sign people in as well so i know what to look for), shes like "impossible" i said, "is there any way to get me in?" shes like "let me call my boss"... then all i heard was "dutch, dutch dutch dutch dutch... pause..... laughter, dutch dutch dutch blushing dutch.... blushing laughter, for like 20 mins then hangs up.... ignores me for like 10mins... then looked up surprised that i was still there and said "OH!! um, no.... plane already left".... when is the next one? shes like "oh soon, it comes saturday... It was Wednesday... long story short i identified myself as a delta employee... went behind the counter and saw that it was off and she just didnt want to go ahead and turn the computer back on and the "boss" was really her boyfriend... so by her doing that, i couldnt get to work by thursday, so nobody could coordinate the flights as good as me and it cost delta lots of money and lots of cancellations all because of a pretentious bitch... and i had a long discussion with her manager as to why shes using the company phone to speak to her boyfriend who is on holiday in costa rica and how she can check people in with the computer off (she was kind of screwed because she works for a contractor company that delta pays to work their european flights) and delta really takes care of their employees... especially when a lower company treats us like ****.... the NYC crew is responsible for everyone in SDQ airport having to look for a new job
#113 to #111 - worried
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(01/01/2014) [-]
really? i found people very friendly there
#115 to #113 - lotengo
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(01/01/2014) [-]
they can be, but if u get 2 or more in the same room they start talking their own accent with their own words. if u say u cant understand them and if they could please speak dutch they get mad at u
#117 to #115 - worried
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(01/01/2014) [-]
not with an obscene amount of alcohol involved... then they wont even understand each other let alone me lol...
#105 to #103 - worried
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(01/01/2014) [-]
oh ok, here in NYC we dont have that... but we do have something called "dive bars".... its basically the same thing but with a fully stocked bar (us americans like our fruity drinks)
#106 to #105 - lotengo
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(01/01/2014) [-]
that wont work here, at least 80% of the people in it including the girls drink beer.

But the alcohol consumption in this town just happens to be the highest in my country. Everybody i know here has at least 15 beers when they go out. So the bartenders that are there purely for their looks cant keep up.
#112 to #106 - worried
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(01/01/2014) [-]
but the dive bars here in NYC have LOTS of beer as well and these bars are usually packed all night from like 2100-400 with lots and lots of different customers coming and leaving... its really hard to keep track of how much someone has drank in one night because there are sooo many different people and tourists that come here
#114 to #112 - lotengo
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(01/01/2014) [-]
like i said, 1 bar in the town, nobody leaves, most people know each other, 400 customers that come by every week.
#108 to #106 - lotengo
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(01/01/2014) [-]
the kroeg record is 47 bottles of beer in 1 night
#110 to #108 - worried
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(01/01/2014) [-]
sounds like a saturday night for me
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#45 - chaossniper
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(01/01/2014) [-]
ok this is the 5th tumble post on a row
i don't usually complain but its getting ridiculous
#52 to #45 - finblob
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(01/01/2014) [-]
I noticed that but then I realised I was on the Tumblr channel
#47 to #45 - ffinfinity
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(01/01/2014) [-]
Yeah I noticed that too and got a bit annoyed
#19 - demandsgayversion
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(01/01/2014) [-]
This lady is absolutely hilarious. She's the Roseanne of this generation. (that's a good thing I feel like I have to specify)
#43 to #19 - jellyman
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(01/01/2014) [-]
The difference between her and Roseanne is that she's annoying as **** and just not funny
#2 - infinitereaper
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(01/01/2014) [-]
Source is The Heat   
   
no not that kinda heat
Source is The Heat

no not that kinda heat
#4 to #2 - jaggedherp
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(01/01/2014) [-]
Actually I'm pretty sure it's Identity Thief
#6 to #4 - xfortune
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(01/01/2014) [-]
No it's heat, I watched it the other week
#58 to #6 - thesticklebricks
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(01/01/2014) [-]
*The
i don't think Heat had sandra bullock in it...
#5 to #4 - infinitereaper
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(01/01/2014) [-]
>
#14 to #5 - Lateralism
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(01/01/2014) [-]
No Im pretty sure its Wreck it Ralph
#16 to #14 - infinitereaper
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(01/01/2014) [-]
It's obviously Smash it Sam
#17 to #16 - Lateralism
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(01/01/2014) [-]
No actually I think its Break it Brad
#29 to #17 - anon
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(01/01/2014) [-]
No, I'm sure it's The Heat.
#35 to #29 - neonnurse
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(01/01/2014) [-]
Maybe it's Maybelline
#55 - froggets
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(01/01/2014) [-]
In Norway a concert beer costs around 80kr that is about 14$ ......
#57 to #55 - lotengo
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(01/01/2014) [-]
i call that getting swindled and pimped
i call that getting tricked by a buisness

i think they pull **** like that at every concert in every country
#70 to #57 - animedudej ONLINE
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(01/01/2014) [-]
considering average pay in norway (could be higher or lower) is about 100 kroners (about 20 bucks) an hour thats suddenly pretty affordable   
   
   
the store in my town (according to my friend) pays about 160-180kr an hour (30+ dollars)
considering average pay in norway (could be higher or lower) is about 100 kroners (about 20 bucks) an hour thats suddenly pretty affordable


the store in my town (according to my friend) pays about 160-180kr an hour (30+ dollars)
#79 to #70 - froggets
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(01/01/2014) [-]
I work at Meny, I get payed 145 pr hour, but that is not included taxes, so it's probably a little lower
#80 to #79 - animedudej ONLINE
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(01/01/2014) [-]
i love menu! there's so many neat import stuff there
#81 to #80 - froggets
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(01/01/2014) [-]
Everyone loves Meny, except my GF who works at Kiwi and thinks we are overpricing our products compared to everyone else......
#82 to #81 - animedudej ONLINE
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(01/01/2014) [-]
well... you guys do have allot of import stuff and y'know with the import taxes in norway being so high i dont blame ya!  and your sales arent too shabby either
well... you guys do have allot of import stuff and y'know with the import taxes in norway being so high i dont blame ya! and your sales arent too shabby either
#85 to #82 - froggets
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(01/01/2014) [-]
Where else are you going to buy import beer, skittles and Mountain dew?

Nowhere I tell ya!
#86 to #85 - animedudej ONLINE
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(01/01/2014) [-]
i was dissapointed when i didnt find Canadian or Labats blue in the GOVERNMENT RUN winde monopoly only place i'd expect to see it would be Meny
#88 to #86 - froggets
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(01/01/2014) [-]
Who was the ******** who decided to stop selling Mountain Dew in Norway, now we're stuck with this overpriced 0,5L with Mountain Dew Energy! literally tastes like liquid sugar
#89 to #88 - animedudej ONLINE
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(01/01/2014) [-]
american owned companies dont consider Norway a good income source...   
   
i ******* hate american owned companies
american owned companies dont consider Norway a good income source...

i ******* hate american owned companies
#91 to #89 - froggets
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(01/01/2014) [-]
Didn't consider Norway as a income source.... it's not like we're all filthy rich compared to the average american
#92 to #91 - animedudej ONLINE
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(01/01/2014) [-]
they just jelly cause we borderline Socialist and doing at least 50000000000000000000000000000 better than them


i mean for **** sake, the worst crisis we've had in my lifetime was the butter crisis!

even when our currency decreased in value our Aluminium indistries profited insanely (1 billion kroners yearly profit thanks to it)
#87 to #86 - animedudej ONLINE
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(01/01/2014) [-]
Wine*
#62 to #57 - satrenkotheone ONLINE
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(01/01/2014) [-]
Well here we call it taxation.
#84 - Vohaul
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(01/01/2014) [-]
This joke was hilarious when I saw it 14 years ago on Black Books.
#23 - fingernails
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