dont be a bch. . you can friends. I' d rather have 4 quarters than no pennies.. So the moral of the story is only to have rich, white friends, and ignore the cheap brown ones.
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#24 - ratmage (04/23/2014) [-]
I'd settle for just one Penny
User avatar #46 to #24 - welfarekid (04/24/2014) [-]
If that was a picture of Mr. Krabs in that one episode "3 dimes. 2 nickels. 1 quarter. 0 pennies."
#52 to #24 - nemecyst (04/24/2014) [-]
I'll be your friend :c
I'll be your friend :c
#88 to #24 - williamweatherford (04/24/2014) [-]
I'm legit depressed by this
I'm legit depressed by this
User avatar #90 to #24 - jokesexplain ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Please tell me the source of this
#94 to #93 - jokesexplain ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Thank you kind sir.
You are the greatest sourcere Yes, i know he is an enchanter
User avatar #86 to #24 - neatmonster (04/24/2014) [-]
Too soon.
#121 to #24 - oosskkyy (04/24/2014) [-]
No you wouldn't.
#57 to #24 - komandantmirkoo (04/24/2014) [-]
don't remind us of that
#34 to #24 - hillbillypowpow (04/24/2014) [-]
First the paramedic stories now this?
First the paramedic stories now this?
User avatar #14 - adu ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
So the moral of the story is only to have rich, white friends, and ignore the cheap brown ones.
#15 to #14 - dispens (04/23/2014) [-]
Its yellow/orange and silver bro
User avatar #16 to #15 - adu ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
So ignore the yellow and orange people and only befriend the elderly.
User avatar #19 to #16 - dispens (04/23/2014) [-]
i give up
#35 - seymourtets (04/24/2014) [-]
how shiny are the pennies?
#77 - etiology (04/24/2014) [-]
Isn't this just common cents?
#98 to #77 - alejsergio (04/24/2014) [-]
God damnit you made me laugh 			************		. Now I have to thumb you you godamn nazi
God damnit you made me laugh ************ . Now I have to thumb you you godamn nazi
#92 - fellmade (04/24/2014) [-]
sure
#103 to #92 - malcolmcz (04/24/2014) [-]
oh yes.... Penny
#18 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
...Pretty sure I'd choose 100 pennies.
#44 to #18 - tacosmells (04/24/2014) [-]
well think about 4 super models vs 100 ugly ass chicks
#67 to #18 - raideniscool (04/24/2014) [-]
I don't find her attractive at all. Don't know why so many guys do.
User avatar #104 to #67 - cocoman ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
She's hot. sure.
But she has this stereotypical "dumb blonde" thing going on.
#41 to #18 - Orc (04/24/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** POKEMON!
#107 to #26 - yoshibee ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
See RWBY content   
Swell with happiness
See RWBY content
Swell with happiness
#29 to #18 - legitimately (04/24/2014) [-]
Too bad they wouldn't choose you
#113 - pulluspardus (04/24/2014) [-]
You are right money is the best friend.
You are right money is the best friend.
User avatar #1 - walcorn ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Why have 4 quarters when you can wrap a dollar around your dick?
User avatar #2 to #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/23/2014) [-]
why have a dollar when I can put my hand in a strippers pants??
User avatar #3 to #2 - walcorn ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
cus strippers are nasty
User avatar #4 to #3 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/23/2014) [-]
oh yeah well... your mom ....
User avatar #5 to #4 - walcorn ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
I don't think any of us want to see my mom strip.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/23/2014) [-]
I don't really wanna see anyones mom strip.
#7 to #6 - anon (04/23/2014) [-]
some moms are 16 years old
User avatar #8 to #7 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/23/2014) [-]
even more reason I don't wanan see them
User avatar #99 to #1 - deathstare (04/24/2014) [-]
It took me a minute to remember the American dollar isn't a coin.
User avatar #12 to #1 - beren (04/23/2014) [-]
And that, my friends, is marriage.
User avatar #95 to #12 - wallbuilder (04/24/2014) [-]
This works so well. My friend used to be cool and fun, then he got engaged and is never free anymore. "Free" being literal and metaphorical.
User avatar #51 - Scorchtwentyfour (04/24/2014) [-]
But wait, if both are equal to the same amount, wouldn't it hurt you less financially to lose one penny than one quarter?
User avatar #63 to #51 - migzdgreat (04/24/2014) [-]
That's kind of the point.

He'd rather have 4 coins who have bigger individual amounts than 100 pennies.
#83 to #51 - fuckyosixtyminutes (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes but you're also much less likely to lose one of 4 quarters than one of 100 pennies.
User avatar #38 - guisalpe (04/24/2014) [-]
Is Lincoln not good enough for you? Is it because he freed the slaves? You damn racist son of a bitch!
User avatar #23 - futuristiclover (04/23/2014) [-]
But if you lose one penny you still have 99c, whereas if you lose one quarter you're a ******** .
#17 - Cyraxx ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Well this post pretty accurately describes FaceBook.
#109 - lastgentleman (04/24/2014) [-]
Yeah **** Penny.Penny's a bitch.
#118 to #109 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
You win this round kid
#54 - rebelgamer (04/24/2014) [-]
Pennies produced before 1983 are worth approximately 2¢ each in copper scrap.
Pennies produced before 1983 are worth approximately 2¢ each in copper scrap.
#55 to #54 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
So, you'd rather get rid of your many friends for wealth and power?

Wow. That's a dick move.
#60 to #55 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
To the idiot that gave a red thumb, let me educate you.

In order to get 2 cents worth from a penny, you have to SCRAP IT.

So, metaphorically speaking, in order to get more self worth (whether that be through power or actual wealth) you'd BE WILLING TO SCRAP YOUR FRIENDS.

And you don't think that's a dick move. Riiiiiiiiight.
#123 to #60 - rebelgamer (04/24/2014) [-]
Psst... No one cares
Psst... No one cares
User avatar #76 to #54 - peegu (04/24/2014) [-]
Not all. In 1982, both the 95% copper (worth approximately 2 cents now in scrap) and the 97% zinc (worth less in scrap than face value) were made. There's ways to tell them apart (such as weight), but to really be certain you'd have to save 1981 and older. But of course it's still illegal to melt pennies (and nickels) for scrap right now, so it's really more of an investment hoping that someday the melt ban gets lifted.
reference: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penny_(UnitedStatescoin)
User avatar #79 to #78 - peegu (04/24/2014) [-]
www.coinflation.com/
This is also pretty interesting. It has the scrap metal values of all US coins. Of the circulating coins, only copper pennies are over face value right now, though nickels go over at times depending on scrap metal values.
User avatar #68 to #54 - victoryismine (04/24/2014) [-]
I am saving that gif.
User avatar #39 - nemesisapoc (04/24/2014) [-]
Why would you trade 100 honest men for 4 ************* who will chop down your cherry trees?
#85 to #39 - fuckyosixtyminutes (04/24/2014) [-]
George Washington was also known for being honest.
User avatar #45 to #39 - flemsdfer (04/24/2014) [-]
Because they cannot tell lies
#84 to #45 - fuckyosixtyminutes (04/24/2014) [-]
What idiot thumbed this down? George Washington is the one known for saying "I cannot tell a lie".

Though I don't think he actually said it
#30 - newdevyx ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
**newdevyx rolled image** Zimbabwe.
**newdevyx rolled image** Zimbabwe.
#22 - rebenely ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
quarters

pennies
#43 to #22 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
#74 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
But...Bich is Latin for "generosity." M'kay.
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