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#9 - warlockrichard
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(11/27/2013) [-]
#11 to #9 - flippytrixfordiner
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(11/27/2013) [-]
gets me everytime
#3 - goodcheese
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(11/27/2013) [-]
#22 - cantfindausername ONLINE
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(11/27/2013) [-]
I don't even give enough time for my girlfriend to fake it.
#23 to #22 - wolfzro
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(11/27/2013) [-]
>GF's face after sex.
>GF's face after sex.
#25 to #23 - cantfindausername ONLINE
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(11/27/2013) [-]
At least she can't fake it.
mfw after sex
#35 to #25 - hawaiianhappysauce
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(11/27/2013) [-]
Do Kegel exercises, flex your dick like 15 times 3 times a day (with a boner of course). Women can do this too to increase odds of orgasm. Good luck.
#41 to #35 - doctorstein
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(11/27/2013) [-]
Women can flex their dicks, too? I like sarcasm; It keeps me alive.
#59 to #41 - ratchkae
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(11/27/2013) [-]
Of course, all women can.
#19 - nowitspersonal
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(11/27/2013) [-]
Now that's a zinger.
Now that's a zinger.
#17 - cjwers ONLINE
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(11/27/2013) [-]
#42 - clavatninenine
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(11/27/2013) [-]
SEX 101:

You are always inexperienced.
All sex faces are fake.
She never finishes.
You are the only one getting any pleasure ****from it.

Just be happy youre even getting laid in the first place, cause then it doesnt matter if she makes THIS face or she just calls the police to report a rape, your expectations will be so low that every time is awesome, and you shall be a sex god.




A ************* SEX GOD

Oh and ladies...just act like you like it.

Male self esteem is already damaged enough.
#54 to #42 - remilia
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(11/27/2013) [-]
this is why you're still single

and if you ever get a bf. He doesn't love you, you're not the world for him, he's FAKING IT so he can **** you, because you know. Every girl ever belives that boys actually love them and dont simply use them as a cum dumpster. rofl

:3
#62 to #54 - clavatninenine
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(11/27/2013) [-]
Im male, straight, and broke up with my girlfriend last week.

Your arguments are invalidated.
#64 to #62 - remilia
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(11/27/2013) [-]
**remilia rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Knaves ** but youre still a feget
#65 to #64 - clavatninenine
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(11/27/2013) [-]
That roll is so relevant im going to let you insult me.

You earned it.
#47 to #42 - revengeforfreeze
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(11/27/2013) [-]
That sounds like a heap of bs to me
#50 to #42 - leonidasking
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(11/27/2013) [-]
So, uh, you had a bad sex-life, mate?
#57 to #42 - ldial
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(11/27/2013) [-]
found the femenist
#58 to #42 - ratchkae
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(11/27/2013) [-]
Found the nazi feminist.
#63 to #58 - clavatninenine
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(11/27/2013) [-]
The term is feminazi, and apparantly you dont understand satire.
#46 to #42 - krobeles ONLINE
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(11/27/2013) [-]
how the **** is male self esteem damaged?
I feel like i'm on top of the world, and i'm not even getting laid regularily right now.
I was pretty much skipping down the street a month ago when that was the case.

I'm of course useing myself as a baseline for all males, right now. This may be a fault.
#48 to #46 - anon
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(11/27/2013) [-]
>krobeles
>getting laid
#49 to #48 - krobeles ONLINE
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(11/27/2013) [-]
Whats your point, oh filthy, filthy worthless little Anon?
Whats your point, oh filthy, filthy worthless little Anon?
#44 to #42 - thechosentroll
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(11/27/2013) [-]
The way you say it, you make it seem like no woman in the history of mankind has ever enjoyed sex.
The way you say it, you make it seem like no woman in the history of mankind has ever enjoyed sex.
#52 to #44 - rihardololz ONLINE
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(11/27/2013) [-]
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#51 to #44 - leebobo
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(11/27/2013) [-]
i hope they didnt. thats what dildos are for.
#45 to #44 - clavatninenine
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(11/27/2013) [-]
Oh im not saying that, im saying that if you assume that, your expectations will be low enough that you just enjoy the fact that youre even getting any, and anything further is just a bonus.
#28 - scandaldog
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(11/27/2013) [-]
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#21 - brobafett ONLINE
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(11/27/2013) [-]
Inb4 furfags
#14 - disasterbater
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(11/27/2013) [-]
hue
#18 - powertrooper
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(11/27/2013) [-]
This is the first post in a long time that actually made me laugh like a spastic retard at my computer
This is the first post in a long time that actually made me laugh like a spastic retard at my computer