do it faggot. .. Everything changed when the polar ice caps melted.
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#24 - djrainbowdash (11/12/2013) [-]
Everything changed when the polar ice caps melted.
User avatar #2 - cloooud (11/12/2013) [-]
what is the point of setting texas on fire if it is already hotter than the surface of the sun
#30 - anon (11/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #49 to #30 - losglatzos (11/12/2013) [-]
you´re right. bad luck, that you posted it anon.

muahahahhahahah
#105 to #30 - anon (11/12/2013) [-]
#32 - janras (11/12/2013) [-]
Why post already correctly painted map?
#18 - amemegami (11/12/2013) [-]
MFW I tried to paint Hawaii...
User avatar #139 to #18 - wisconsinwhitepowa (11/13/2013) [-]
Ayyyyyyy a fellow Sconnie
User avatar #168 to #139 - amemegami (11/13/2013) [-]
i've never heard it called that before, but yep! Haha
User avatar #170 to #168 - wisconsinwhitepowa (11/13/2013) [-]
Then you've never been to Madison
User avatar #28 to #18 - HAwAII (11/12/2013) [-]
Hawaii is life
Hawaii is love
User avatar #155 to #152 - xMCxSkillz (11/13/2013) [-]
mine is the same but minnesota is red and blue
User avatar #165 to #155 - laziness (11/13/2013) [-]
it's a love hate relationship
User avatar #174 to #165 - xMCxSkillz (11/14/2013) [-]
I hear that.
User avatar #144 to #142 - stubbyftw (11/13/2013) [-]
Right with you.
#128 - rety (11/13/2013) [-]
I support the CSA in all aspects

I'm from the south and have libertarian views, so bring on the red thumbs.
In all actuality, the south ain't the greatest since there is a fairly huge die hard christian influence here. I'm actually a big fan of the west that isn't on the pacific, especially Utah.
Although Utah has diehard christians/mormons, I have been there, and they are some of the nicest people I have met. In fact, here in the south, I have a lot of Mormon friends since I find them to be good people.
As for the other pinks, I like rural areas that aren't the great plains.
User avatar #132 to #128 - lemonpepsiking (11/13/2013) [-]
colorado hates you too then...
#134 to #132 - rety (11/13/2013) [-]
>implying i care what pot smoking hippies think of me and my state

nah, in all seriousness, I don't really support marijuana use, as It does affect people and has been shown to decrease productivity.
I support the right for people to do what they will with their bodies, but i feel there should be a device such that people on marijuana are less or inelligible for government services.
#27 - leathermanshadow (11/12/2013) [-]
I live in Texas and love hot weather. If you want to set us on fire I'd be okay.
#39 to #34 - leathermanshadow (11/12/2013) [-]
I do not like Nascar lol.
#29 - dogeate (11/12/2013) [-]
TEXAS IS LIFE
#175 to #33 - dogeate (11/14/2013) [-]
If i could **** NASCAR and give birth to little NASCAR babies I would do so without any hesitation. I would let NASCAR **** on me.
User avatar #88 to #33 - sisterblister (11/12/2013) [-]
not even in the slightest
#137 to #122 - anon (11/13/2013) [-]
Why the hate for Michigan and Florida?
User avatar #166 to #137 - XxMacxX (11/13/2013) [-]
I'm from Ohio. Why do you think I don't like Michigan. And I've been to Florida. It's full of weirdos and old people (mostly).
#129 to #122 - rety (11/13/2013) [-]
The **** is wrong with georgia?
User avatar #167 to #129 - XxMacxX (11/13/2013) [-]
It's hotter and more humid than Satan's ballsack.
User avatar #163 to #129 - hueyfreeman (11/13/2013) [-]
Atlanta and Savannah are nice

Everywhere else is ********
#164 to #163 - rety (11/13/2013) [-]
Really?

I think all of the cities are ********* , but the suburbs and rural areas are good.
#121 - rawfulz (11/13/2013) [-]
You should never use blue for land on a map.    
   
That's Geography 101
You should never use blue for land on a map.

That's Geography 101
#107 - alegitusername (11/12/2013) [-]
Places I've lived/stayed. Currently in vancouver and its the best place I've ever lived in
User avatar #136 to #107 - iknowimawesome (11/13/2013) [-]
Same, Burnaby
#171 to #136 - alegitusername (11/13/2013) [-]
im like, 5 minutes away from lougheed station
User avatar #173 to #171 - iknowimawesome (11/13/2013) [-]
same o.o
#176 to #173 - alegitusername (11/14/2013) [-]
here's where we're prob different. im 22 haha
User avatar #177 to #176 - iknowimawesome (11/14/2013) [-]
rofl, there we go
User avatar #178 to #177 - ROFL (11/14/2013) [-]
where
User avatar #179 to #178 - iknowimawesome (11/14/2013) [-]
Everywheeerrrreee
#106 - iyr (11/12/2013) [-]
Haven't traveled east enough to have a valid opinion, though 9/10 californians I meet are pricks.
#89 - sisterblister (11/12/2013) [-]
Why does every one hate Texas?  We don't hate you.
Why does every one hate Texas? We don't hate you.
#8 - chrislee (11/12/2013) [-]
I don't like Vermont, either.
User avatar #11 to #8 - Scorchtwentyfour (11/12/2013) [-]
We love you too Vermont :3
#12 to #8 - skullnigga (11/12/2013) [-]
what the **** is wrong with texas you faggot
#104 to #12 - anon (11/12/2013) [-]
Dallas Cowboys, that's what
Dallas Cowboys, that's what
#66 to #12 - MuayThaiFarang (11/12/2013) [-]
He likes to talk a lot of **** about stuff that he has no knowledge or experience of. For example, he claims to be an MP, but hasn't even gone through training.
#14 to #12 - chrislee (11/12/2013) [-]
Hot, humid, dry, weird ass laws, ex-step father who was an alcoholic (force fed me alcohol and I first got drunk at 11. I hate alcohol and will never drink and loathe drinkers), physically and mentally abused me and my family, and who is now in prison for kidnapping, sexual assault, and threatening with a deadly weapon (which included an infant) for 26 years was from Texas.

Sooooooo....
User avatar #15 to #14 - skullnigga (11/12/2013) [-]
that has nothing to do with texas just your ex step father, and every state has weird laws
#16 to #15 - chrislee (11/12/2013) [-]
Eh, I just overall don't really like much to do with Texas. Some of it has to do with the fact that 95% of the population are weapon fanatics.
Not a big fan of weapons (Ironically enough, I'm also in the military).
User avatar #17 to #16 - skullnigga (11/12/2013) [-]
what are wrong with weapon fanatics? i love guns
#19 to #17 - chrislee (11/12/2013) [-]
Nothing is wrong with them, I just simply do not like it.

It's just annoying when you're in a room of weapon freaks and hunters and all they do is talk about weapons and hunting.
User avatar #21 to #19 - skullnigga (11/12/2013) [-]
did you live in west texas?
#22 to #21 - chrislee (11/12/2013) [-]
I have never left New England. But for some reason, Texans find their way to Vermont.
#36 to #22 - MuayThaiFarang (11/12/2013) [-]
You do know humid is the opposite of dry, right? Humidity implies moisture in the air/ Also, if you've never even been to Texas, how the **** would you know you don't like it?

#41 to #36 - chrislee (11/12/2013) [-]
Some parts are dry, some parts are humid. I can have my opinions, thumb me down as much as you want.
#42 to #41 - MuayThaiFarang (11/12/2013) [-]
Well, my opinion is that you're ******* stupid. Tell me, what do you think of El Paso Del Norte? Oh wait, you've never been there. Care to give an opinion on living conditions in Novgorod, Russia? You know, since you're suddenly an expert on places you've never been and **** you don't know anything about. I would tell you to take a drink and relax, but, well, you already know.
#43 to #42 - chrislee (11/12/2013) [-]
Hahaha, now it's just amusing how butthurt you are getting for no reason. Chill the **** out.
#44 to #43 - MuayThaiFarang (11/12/2013) [-]
And suddenly I'm butthurt for pointing out just how stupid you are. You're basically saying that you don't like the way mangosteen tastes before you ever get a chance to try it.

**** , I hate Portugal. Never been there before, but I talked to a Portuguese guy once, and he was a dick.

^^^^That is what you sound like.
#45 to #44 - chrislee (11/12/2013) [-]
And tell me how any of this affects you and your life?

Opinions are just that, opinions. I can choose to think what I want about what I want. If you want to rage over it, then by all means, go ahead. Makes my day just that more interesting.
I've had my run ins with many Texans before and haven't met any that does not fit the stereotype. And I don't have to try something or go somewhere to know that I will not like it.
#46 to #45 - MuayThaiFarang (11/12/2013) [-]
man bites snake Because Americunts think they know all about the world, and haven't even left the region they've lived in. Go cry about your stepfather raping your bootyhole.
#47 to #46 - chrislee (11/12/2013) [-]
Oh wow this just got really pathetic on your end.
>Americunt
Really? And you've been sitting here talking to me about being closed minded?
>All about the word
I was talking about one specific place. You're the one that kept bringing up different countries.
And I never said anything about him sexually assaulting me. He hit me, not raped me.
So from all of this, you're the ignorant one. You are completely contradicting your entire argument and you are being even more closed-minded than I appear to be.
#64 to #47 - MuayThaiFarang (11/12/2013) [-]
I hope you get stationed at Ft Hood.
#65 to #64 - chrislee (11/12/2013) [-]
I'm only doing this to go to college, so I'm not going to be stationed anywhere because the month after I come back, I'll be enrolled. So any of your attempted insults go right over my head because I honestly don't give two ***** about it. This is simply just a paycheck for me.
#77 to #65 - MuayThaiFarang (11/12/2013) [-]
You said you enlisted in the Army. That means you should've been very aware that the oath of enlistment is different for the National Guard.
Honestly, I'm ******* with you because I'm bored out of my ******* mind, and you are just way too easy of a target. Instead of ignoring or blocking, you just sat there and fed the troll. If it's this easy to get you worked up, you should be careful going into training, because the Drill Sergeants are better trolls than I could ever be. Keep your head down and try to have fun. Buy lots of baby wipes.
Vermont just wishes it was Canada.
Have a nice day.
#73 to #65 - MuayThaiFarang (11/12/2013) [-]
This from the guy who judges all of Texas off his step-daddy who beat the **** out of him because he's a pussy, and then tries to act all tough and claim he's an MP (NEWSFLASH: That's something you have to earn, ******* )
Falsely claiming to be a soldier, and only a day after Veteran's Day. Somewhere, an eagle is crying.
Somewhere else, your mother is getting railed by yet another abusive man.
And of course, Jodie is ******* your... Oh. You're single, aren't you... Nevermind.
#75 to #73 - chrislee (11/12/2013) [-]
Ugh...this is the last list and absolute last reply to you. At first it was fun, now it's just pathetic and disappointing.
1) You know nothing about me.
2) The word soldier was not in any one of my replies.
3) My mother is in the living room and the guy she is with can't even hurt a fly.
4) I am in a relationship.
5) I still don't give two ***** about nationality or patriotism.
I mean seriously, if you are the kind of person that is protecting this country, then I am very afraid about my safety. You are setting an example of yourself and the entire Armed Forces, and I am so disappointed with how pathetic you are.
6) I never claimed I'm tough or that I am better than anyone (well, besides you of course. You've proven to be lower than the dirt I stand on).
7) I still don't give a **** .
Enjoy raging and getting shot. Because that picture you sent, once again, I don't give a **** . Why would I want to do that? It means nothing to me.
Enjoy trying to be Mr. Macho, because your pathetic attempts aren't even being noticed.
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#72 to #71 - chrislee (11/12/2013) [-]
Cool. Congratulations, you're one of those idiotic hard-headed douche-bags who thinks he's such tough **** . I still don't care in the slightest. What in the world are you trying to prove besides you're such an ignorant cunt?
#180 to #71 - throbbing (11/26/2013) [-]
wat
wat
#69 to #65 - MuayThaiFarang (11/12/2013) [-]
National Guard is NOT part of the Army. The Army is federal, National guard is run by the state and answers to the governor. Its organizational structure and chain of command are completely separate.    
Good luck getting recycled!
National Guard is NOT part of the Army. The Army is federal, National guard is run by the state and answers to the governor. Its organizational structure and chain of command are completely separate.
Good luck getting recycled!
#70 to #69 - chrislee (11/12/2013) [-]
National Guard is part of the Army.
Do your research and actually know what you are talking about.
Anything else that you want to try to pick out of this just for the sake of arguing?
#67 to #65 - MuayThaiFarang (11/12/2013) [-]
Wait, you're National Guard? That's even better! You're not even a soldier yet, and you're never going to be one. Weekend Warrior. That's cool, you have to pay for college somehow. Just don't go around telling people you're enlisted in the Army. You're enlisted in the National Guard. Two totally different things.
#68 to #67 - chrislee (11/12/2013) [-]
1) I already said I don't care. I'm doing it for the money, not the title.
2) National Guard is part of the Army.
3) I still don't care.
4) Get over yourself.
#48 to #47 - MuayThaiFarang (11/12/2013) [-]
At least I've actually BEEN to Texas. And Vermont, actually.
And personal preference aside, how do you not see the idiocy of basing your entire opinion of a state off of the actions of one deranged lunatic who was banging your mom?
As for my opinion of Amerifats, after being here as long as I have, and serving in the American military, I feel that I am qualified to make that statement. It's actually part of the American stereotype- fat, stupid, loud, and always talking about **** that they have ZERO experience pertaining to. Like you and Texas.
#51 to #48 - chrislee (11/12/2013) [-]
I am enlisted in the military.
I am not even close to being fat.
If you actually knew how to read, you would realize that my opinion is based more than just my stepfather.
And your arguments are getting really pathetic. You are clearly becoming very enraged for no reason.
#61 to #51 - MuayThaiFarang (11/12/2013) [-]
You haven't even been to your AIT yet and you're claiming you're an MP????????
You aren't **** ! You don't even HAVE an MOS yet.

******* POGs, always trying to act hard. You are just a ******* cherry, don't even have an MOS yet or anything, and you're trying to act like you're hot **** John J Rambo.
Suck my balls. Come back when you have a CIB- oops, forgot, you're a POG.
#62 to #61 - chrislee (11/12/2013) [-]
Oh my god you are so butthurt.
Calm the **** down.
I've laughed enough at your expense, so I'm blocking your pathetic ass.
#57 to #51 - MuayThaiFarang (11/12/2013) [-]
What unit? You say you're an MP, where at? I call ******** .
#60 to #57 - chrislee (11/12/2013) [-]
#59 to #57 - chrislee (11/12/2013) [-]
I just took a picture of my Military ID. Doing some censoring and you will see it so calm your **** .
#58 to #57 - chrislee (11/12/2013) [-]
I'll be going to Fort Leonard Wood January 29th.
#54 to #51 - MuayThaiFarang (11/12/2013) [-]
Nevermind, I found a picture of your squad.

******* wannabe poser.
#53 to #51 - MuayThaiFarang (11/12/2013) [-]
You think that 95% of Texans are weapon fanatics, but you haven't even been to Texas to make that assessment.

What unit and MOS? Fort Living Room?
#55 to #53 - chrislee (11/12/2013) [-]
You think that all Americans are fat, but I'm not even close to being even considered chubby.
31B Military Police.

This is my last reply. As fun as it is to see you rage, I actually have better things to do than argue with some butthurt hypocrite.
#52 to #50 - chrislee (11/12/2013) [-]
Hope you realize I don't click on these.
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