dis bitch. .. The you say about me you little bitch? Watch out or I'll shove this machine gun so far down your throat you'll be bullets until the end of the month. dis bitch The you say about me little bitch? Watch out or I'll shove this machine gun so far down your throat you'll be bullets until the end of month
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#1 - crazyolitis
Reply +97
(11/10/2013) [-]
The **** you say about me you little bitch? Watch out or I'll shove this machine gun so far down your throat you'll be ******** bullets until the end of the month.
#68 to #1 - Mesmus ONLINE
Reply +1
(11/11/2013) [-]
haha **** that got me good
haha **** that got me good
#2 to #1 - miscarriage
Reply +177
(11/10/2013) [-]
I'll kill everything you hold dear.
I'll kill everything you hold dear.
#3 to #2 - crazyolitis
Reply +10
(11/10/2013) [-]
The only thing I hold dear the the user called miscarriage.
#4 to #3 - miscarriage
Reply +14
(11/10/2013) [-]
aha, and that's where you make your first mistake

as i am already dead.
I never made it out of the womb

check and mate, mate
#5 to #4 - crazyolitis
Reply +6
(11/10/2013) [-]
Hah! Well, you may think that, but as of right now, you are being made by pure necromantic powers. So you are, in fact, alive. Hole-in-one, buddy.
#6 to #5 - miscarriage
Reply +6
(11/10/2013) [-]
well played.


I'll get you next time, olitis

be ready.
#7 to #6 - crazyolitis
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(11/10/2013) [-]
#69 to #2 - trivdiego
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(11/11/2013) [-]
hey miscarriage how do you make gifs like that? is it a combination of photoshop and some other gif software? I would like to know because I always feel like i could make a funny custom gif but I never know how
#107 to #69 - miscarriage
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(11/11/2013) [-]
I used photoshop
#48 to #2 - xxmemesxx
Reply -5
(11/11/2013) [-]
get ****** you stupid faggot
#8 - I Am Monkey
Reply +77
(11/10/2013) [-]
#21 to #8 - ffinfinity
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(11/11/2013) [-]
#9 - chrisel
Reply +65
(11/10/2013) [-]
That's basically how Europeans think every American child is raised
#11 to #9 - afrodemon ONLINE
Reply -2
(11/11/2013) [-]
dude, thats almost how norwegians are raised, just naked out on the ice
#10 to #9 - chittywok **User deleted account**
Reply +13
(11/10/2013) [-]
i am america i confirm all my children can operate rail-gun by age 4.
#12 to #10 - phoenixactual
Reply 0
(11/11/2013) [-]
Rail-gun?
#13 to #12 - chittywok **User deleted account**
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(11/11/2013) [-]
#14 to #13 - phoenixactual
Reply +1
(11/11/2013) [-]
Except that wasn't a rail gun, that was a Browning M2 .50 cal machine gun
#15 to #14 - chittywok **User deleted account**
Reply +4
(11/11/2013) [-]
and its also not a four your old in the photo
any other false things in that comment i should know about?


(pic related)
#30 - grandogger
Reply +46
(11/11/2013) [-]
above-ground radish
#53 to #30 - mlpokeyuan
Reply +16
(11/11/2013) [-]
it looks a bit... odd.
#74 to #53 - apexbossin
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(11/11/2013) [-]
It's not that odd. Maybe just a little oddish.
#82 to #74 - doublicious
Reply -3
(11/11/2013) [-]
Again. That was his joke
#84 to #82 - apexbossin
Reply +1
(11/11/2013) [-]
And I admitted that. Do we have a problem?
#85 to #84 - doublicious
Reply -3
(11/11/2013) [-]
it was mlpokeyuan's joke. He made the pun and then you just repeated the pun
#86 to #85 - apexbossin
Reply +5
(11/11/2013) [-]
I made a pun off of his pun. I'm sorry you're taking it so hard.
#106 to #86 - grandogger
Reply +2
(11/11/2013) [-]
you are being Pun ished
#99 to #86 - lolme
Reply 0
(11/11/2013) [-]
He probably thought it was a dick.
#73 to #53 - dapsychocat
Reply +1
(11/11/2013) [-]
One could say it is odd-ish.

OK, that was easy.
#75 to #73 - apexbossin
Reply +1
(11/11/2013) [-]
32 seconds. Are you ****** serious?
#76 to #75 - dapsychocat
Reply +2
(11/11/2013) [-]
Well, we are quite attuned, as it appears. We had the same idea at the same moment. I apologive for Mozilla not refreshing the page, though.
#81 to #73 - doublicious
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(11/11/2013) [-]
That was his joke, moron
#16 - karlthemarxist **User deleted account**
Reply +5
(11/11/2013) [-]
So...is that a midget or an actual child.
#17 to #16 - herosoldier
Reply +3
(11/11/2013) [-]
its a child crouching
#18 to #17 - karlthemarxist **User deleted account**
Reply +29
(11/11/2013) [-]
Oh Thank god. Midgets should never be allowed to handle such powerful weaponry.
#44 - jamesisonfunnyjunk
Reply +18
(11/11/2013) [-]
Grinch: Oh yeah, why shouldn't I try to steal Christmas?
Cindy Lou Who: Oh, maybe mah... BIG ASS .50 CAL BIYATCH
Grinch : ****** in pants*

... if the Grinch wore pants
#57 - toncheky
Reply +13
(11/11/2013) [-]
Everyone calm down, I fixed it, here.
#63 to #57 - herbolifee ONLINE
Reply -4
(11/11/2013) [-]
Nobody's bitching about it...
#67 to #57 - kimilsung ONLINE
Reply +2
(11/11/2013) [-]
Thanks it was unreadable
#23 - xsappyx
Reply +1
(11/11/2013) [-]
Bitches love cannons.
#26 to #23 - bleeduntildeath
Reply 0
(11/11/2013) [-]
that's a 50 caliber machine gun
#32 to #26 - roliga
Reply +13
(11/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, no. It's a M1919 Browning Machine Gun... It also comes in more than one caliber, none of which are in the .50 area, so saying it's a .50 caliber is just silly and wrong. They came chambered in the following.

.30-06 Springfield (U.S.)
7.62×51mm NATO (U.S.)
.303 British
7.92×57mm Mauser
6.5×55mm Mauser
7.62×54mmR
8×63mm patron m/32
7.65×53mm Argentine
7.5×54mm French

Also saying .50 cal is an extremely broad term and is not an accurate way to describe any weapon, no one will know what type of .50 caliber you are talking about or what gun you are talking about because there are various guns chambered in different .50 models, examples:

.50 AE
.50 BMG
.50 Beowulf

#rekt
#42 to #32 - itsthatguyagain
Reply +4
(11/11/2013) [-]
******* Christ man, it's just a big gun.
#49 to #32 - dsgbiohazard
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(11/11/2013) [-]
#104 to #32 - deathstalkerelite
Reply 0
(11/11/2013) [-]
What a glorious firearm enthusiast you are.

Here, have a thumb, matey.
#95 to #32 - anon
Reply 0
(11/11/2013) [-]
Actually it's an M2 and it only comes in .50 cal.
#55 to #32 - onlybigjim
Reply 0
(11/11/2013) [-]
Just wondering, what are the diffrences of the
.50 AE
.50 BMG
.50 Beowulf
#87 to #55 - Hiago
Reply 0
(11/11/2013) [-]
I don't know the other two but the Beowulf is this huge ******. 50 Beowulf Full Auto
#45 to #32 - biddo
Reply 0
(11/11/2013) [-]
500 s&w mag/spcl
510 DTC
500 NE 3"
50 GI
to name a few more...
i hope you werent implying there was NO 50 BMG chambered browning machine gun look at the 3 letters "BMG" and think of the words "Browning Machine Gun"... ill say it again, i HOPE you werent. not saying u were.
#35 to #32 - bleeduntildeath
Reply 0
(11/11/2013) [-]
I didn't say it's actual name, I just said it was a MACHINE GUN therefore not a CANNON, that was the point of the entire post
#36 to #35 - roliga
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(11/11/2013) [-]
You said it was a ".50 caliber machine gun" which it is not. Also cannons can be machine guns, an example would be something like the GAU-8 Avenger, chambered in 30mm and is mounted on the bottom A-10 Warthogs. Still a cannon, and still a machine gun.
#39 to #36 - bleeduntildeath
Reply 0
(11/11/2013) [-]
okay you're going to tell me that that is NOT a machine gun that fires .50 caliber rounds? you really are? is that what you're prepared to defend? because I can get some rounds and see if they fire, which I guarantee they will, because I fire it this summer
#40 to #39 - roliga
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(11/11/2013) [-]
Yes I am prepared to tell you that the pic related does not fire .50 because it doesn't fire anything in .50, what you probably fire is a Browning M2, which is not what the pic related is.
#19 - poopypuppet
Reply +10
(11/11/2013) [-]
im crying omg stop
#20 to #19 - roflstorm ONLINE
Reply +2
(11/11/2013) [-]
Did you just
#22 to #20 - daemascus
Reply +2
(11/11/2013) [-]
your all on drugs i swear
#24 to #22 - thegrimreaver
Reply +3
(11/11/2013) [-]
I can't.
#25 to #24 - rynkar
Reply +3
(11/11/2013) [-]
Im done.
#60 to #25 - roflstorm ONLINE
Reply +1
(11/11/2013) [-]
THIS IS THE THREAD THAT KILLS ME
#54 - heartlessrobot
Reply +7
(11/11/2013) [-]
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Little Cindy Lou-Who isn't gonna take the Grinches ******** anymore.