directed by M. Night Shyamalan. . Time to tell what happened to me some months age. e' never had a girlfriend, thus virgin fgets bored, go nut with friends ene  4 chan
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Time to tell what happened to me some months age.
e' never had a girlfriend, thus virgin
fgets bored, go nut with friends ene night
agees to this party, lettes girls
see this ene girl. shy, cute and tubby
ennough to have lew self esteem
ffriends suddenly gone somewhere_ dent tare
ageing in fer the kill, starts to talk with her
Halls: fer a while. both getting drunk
Ashe asks if i wanna go to her house
ewe get to her heme, she lest the key and we go through the window
e' parents not heme, gene farms night or something
ewe start to make nut on the couch
ehhe grabs a held eff my arm and takes Me to her parents bedroom, somewhat kinky
Ashe drags of her shirt and bra, lays back and begs fer cock
forthe virgin train here i get
H jump on bed, heady have time to get undressed
ebbing alpha as ****, doing her doggy style while dragging her back
sstuff gees on fer 5 minutes
noise of car in driveway
eehee parents heme, yet she dent mind
ewe keep on going, not giving a ****
ethey get home. locking up frend deer
****** get intense, but aint stopping
ereth parents walks inte their bedroom at the same time, her helm screams
H keep pounding like net a **** is given by neither of us
mum en her back, in N parents
i get arrested fer dryhumping a pillow in random strangers house, being high' as ****
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#3 - heldiggrisen
Reply +18
(01/06/2014) [-]
One. Of. The. Best. Green. Texts. Ever.
#11 to #3 - strikingeight
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(01/07/2014) [-]
My favorite
#16 to #11 - toosexyforyou
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(01/07/2014) [-]
Whenever I read **** like this, I always imagine Ozzy and Drix being the ones that solve the problem.

In this scenario: they new there was a tapeworm in his ass so they went to the brain and convinced him to fast for 2 days and then eat the sauerkraut etc on the 3rd day so they could **** out the worm. While he was taking a ****, something went wrong and the worm tore in half before he could go down the toilet, so Ozzy and Drix controlled his hand and forced him to pull that bitch out. Excellent work, detectives.
#27 to #16 - nikolaier
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(01/07/2014) [-]
that was one of the must fun movies i saw as a child
#17 to #11 - davidteninch
Reply +9
(01/07/2014) [-]
#12 to #11 - letting
Reply +8
(01/07/2014) [-]
Oh ****...**** **** **** ****.


NOPE.
#44 to #11 - princessren
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(01/07/2014) [-]
I laughed   
but tape works are like....a big fear of mine
I laughed
but tape works are like....a big fear of mine
#54 to #11 - lolmonade
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(01/07/2014) [-]
That was ******* good, i NEVER laughed so hard from a green text. not to mention that i started laughing half way through, i didn't even reach the end and i died from laughter. My room mate thought i am ******* crazy because i laughed so ******* hard
#28 to #11 - kschmidty
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(01/07/2014) [-]
#26 to #11 - dabronydude
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
now that is funny
#23 to #3 - colbraabb
Reply +20
(01/07/2014) [-]
Enjoy
#40 to #23 - axeaddonis
Reply +6
(01/07/2014) [-]
#5 to #3 - tittylovin
Reply +188
(01/06/2014) [-]
I love greentexts
#63 to #5 - include
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
me too.
#34 to #5 - straightbusta
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
One of the best I've ever read
#2 - lusir
Reply +63
(01/06/2014) [-]
#18 - theporkwhisperer
Reply +55
(01/07/2014) [-]
>Be 18

>HIT!
#43 to #18 - princessren
Reply +1
(01/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#61 to #18 - germed
Reply +3
(01/07/2014) [-]
This joke has been made on every 4chan post the past week
#21 - nighthawxx
Reply +38
(01/07/2014) [-]
#45 - zorach
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
How did he get inside?
How did he get inside?
#48 to #45 - artistforlife ONLINE
Reply +11
(01/07/2014) [-]
"through the window"
#9 - lucariopwnz
Reply +10
(01/07/2014) [-]
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#20 - blesstheinternet
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(01/07/2014) [-]
#6 - drhondaboy ONLINE
Reply +7
(01/06/2014) [-]
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#10 to #6 - littlerichie
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
Sauce on this gif plz!
#15 to #10 - solarknight
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
whose line is it anyway
#25 to #15 - littlerichie
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
I didn't know I had to specific on the internet.
#24 to #15 - littlerichie
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
I know that. I meant what episode.
#30 to #24 - solarknight
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
oh. i dunno
#33 - largilloquent
Reply +6
(01/07/2014) [-]
i was waiting for it to the the wrong house
#29 - kschmidty
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(01/07/2014) [-]