dilemma. .. It's just not the Reich thing to do.
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#8 - theannoyingFJguy (04/04/2014) [-]
It's just not the Reich thing to do.
#154 to #8 - anon (04/05/2014) [-]
shut up
#174 to #8 - stepsword ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
you got me
you got me
#220 to #8 - azinfriit (04/05/2014) [-]
This post.
This post.
#71 - skrewbacca (04/04/2014) [-]
>Steal Hitlers wallet
>Take all his Reichsmarks out of it
>Hitler can't pay gas bill
>He knows he is ******
>Hitler kills himself
#255 to #71 - majordraco (04/05/2014) [-]
**majordraco rolls 698,341,969**
User avatar #99 to #71 - ashedust (04/04/2014) [-]
If only the limitations didn't include no effect on WWII or the holocaust.
User avatar #11 - therealtjthemedic (04/04/2014) [-]
No. I would approach him and ask for an autograph, and inform him that I am a great fan of his paintings. If anything, that might affect his rise to power. Else, I'll have hitlers autograph anyway.
#16 to #11 - anon (04/04/2014) [-]
IMO, best answer of all the comments.
User avatar #22 to #11 - neutrality ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Good luck doing that in English.
User avatar #171 to #22 - zangbi (04/05/2014) [-]
He wouldn't care if you spoke English in 1933.
#199 to #22 - anon (04/05/2014) [-]
And finally, I have found the one use for my 4 years of German language classes.
#7 - mankey (04/04/2014) [-]
Take the wallet, put in a piece of paper containing my personal PO BOX. I now have Hitler as a pen pal. We play postal chess.
User avatar #40 to #7 - wwiiexplain (04/04/2014) [-]
A couple moves of your pawns later...

annnd, he took over Europe..
User avatar #41 to #40 - mankey (04/04/2014) [-]
Well, no one is perfect.
User avatar #42 to #41 - wwiiexplain (04/04/2014) [-]
Aryans..
#43 to #42 - mankey (04/04/2014) [-]
Nah, they just look pretty. If they were perfect they'd have won.
User avatar #46 to #43 - wwiiexplain (04/04/2014) [-]
Technically they would've won if Hitler decided it wasn't a good Idea to declare war on the two largest Allied powers there were at the same time. And even more, they were on opposite sides, so he was just crushed with no where to flee. ('cept Argentina.. apparently)
#48 to #46 - mankey (04/04/2014) [-]
Well we could get into all of the tactical mistakes Hitler made, but that would start something long. I'll just go with:
>Play the Communist Soviets off against the Capitalist Americans
>While they are fighting finish off Europe and Africa.
>Then turned around, take out Russia
>While the Americans are saying thanks blitz them with forces in the Atlantic and combined Nazis and Japanese from the Pacific.
>Then just backstab the Japanese
>boom, world conquest.
>Profit
#161 to #48 - anon (04/05/2014) [-]
Just a question, why wouldn't we use the nukes we would've eventually had?
#165 to #161 - mankey (04/05/2014) [-]
Depending on the time it takes to conquer Europe Hitler could take the UK out of the equation and would seize all of the Tube Alloys research. If done prior to 1942 this would give the Nazi's a considerable head start on their own Atomic Bomb and would probably finish one before the USA. New York, Washington DC and most likely Oak Ridge, Tennessee would be targeted (After information about the Manhattan Project was captured with the Tube Alloys research). That would end the American Atomic Project in it's tracks.

If the Nazis didn't make the bomb first, the Americans would have to decide who to use it on. The Japanese, the Russians or the Nazis. The Japanese would be the easiest as they don't have to fly over a lot of enemy land to reach a target worth bombing (ie Berlin or Moscow).

Once the first bombs hit there would be a scramble from the other powers to eliminate the USA as soon as possible. The Nazis would join the Russians and Japanese to take out the US, then fight each other afterwards.
User avatar #62 to #48 - wwiiexplain (04/04/2014) [-]
Wait, you forgot something
>boom, world conquest
>wolfenstein
>profit
#63 to #62 - mankey (04/04/2014) [-]
Oh yeah because Wolfenstein always ends sooooo well for ze Germans.

Although..... <.< heh heh heh
#129 to #63 - solarknight (04/05/2014) [-]
ohhh titties!
User avatar #81 to #63 - wwiiexplain (04/04/2014) [-]
Oh my
User avatar #141 to #46 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
Only problem is Hitler didn't have a choice to attack the Soviet Union.

His attack was preemptive against the Soviet Union, whom was making very unreasonable demands and was showing a threat to the eastern borders of Germany; the specific reasons were exactly specified in Hitler's address to the German people upon the declaration of war with the Soviet Union, solidifying his reasons. They were also specified in the actual declaration of war document that was sent to the Soviet Union.

Unfortunately for the Soviet Union, due to the failure of the several five year plans of the Soviet Union, their military industry was never prepared by the time Hitler declared war, ultimately giving the Wehrmacht and SS regiments to storm through the Soviet Union, until the halt at the Battle of Stalingrad.
User avatar #148 to #141 - wwiiexplain (04/05/2014) [-]
How would Hitler not have a choice. He had FULL power over military and government..
User avatar #170 to #148 - inomgod (04/05/2014) [-]
he means, if he didn't Russia would have declared war first, and ended Germany there.
User avatar #172 to #170 - wwiiexplain (04/05/2014) [-]
I knew that much. I thought he meant his army just marched into Russia like "lololol" without his command.
User avatar #56 to #7 - mailboxhead (04/04/2014) [-]
Every time I see this logo, it reminds me of a rifle. "Wrong" is the stock, "Did Nothing" is the barrel, and "Hitler" is the scope.
Was that intentional?
User avatar #59 to #56 - mankey (04/04/2014) [-]
Yeah I can see that......I dunno, maybe?

We need a logoexplain or a memexplain.
#150 to #59 - anon (04/05/2014) [-]
There was a Mountain Dew competition to vote what to put on the Dew bottle for awhile. News spread to 4chan and a couple of people made some vote generators to spam-vote 'Hitler Did Nothing Wrong' until it was in 1st place.

knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/dub-the-dew
User avatar #151 to #150 - mankey (04/05/2014) [-]
I knew that part, we were wondering if the rifle part was intentional.
#73 - anon (04/04/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**    
   
- Go to Hitler   
- Tell him I found it   
-&quot;Aw Danke anon&quot;   
- Ask him for a favour-&quot;Sure, what is it?&quot;   
- You're a nice guy, don't hate on other people, even if you view them as inferior. The largest tree grows from the smallest seed   
-&quot; Ah gee anon, you've pit that in a really nice way!&quot;- Yes Hitler, you can be whatever you want to be.   
- He tears up, changes his ideology- We make love   
- Back to 2014, everything is good- Holocaust never happened- Hitler had sex with a guy who was born a hundred years later- mfw
**anonymous rolled image**

- Go to Hitler
- Tell him I found it
-"Aw Danke anon"
- Ask him for a favour-"Sure, what is it?"
- You're a nice guy, don't hate on other people, even if you view them as inferior. The largest tree grows from the smallest seed
-" Ah gee anon, you've pit that in a really nice way!"- Yes Hitler, you can be whatever you want to be.
- He tears up, changes his ideology- We make love
- Back to 2014, everything is good- Holocaust never happened- Hitler had sex with a guy who was born a hundred years later- mfw
User avatar #97 to #73 - feelythefeel ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Too bad if it wasn't for WW2 the Soviets would have wrecked **** even harder.
User avatar #233 to #73 - perform (04/05/2014) [-]
Yeah but look on the bad side. The Holocaust didn't happen.
User avatar #94 to #73 - mrhaihoang (04/04/2014) [-]
Little did anon know, the jews have taken over the world in 2014
#218 to #94 - anon (04/05/2014) [-]
>Implying they didn't already.
#65 - mistlarousse (04/04/2014) [-]
Not to be a grammar nazi or anything...
#70 to #65 - idlizard (04/04/2014) [-]
But then again you totally are.
User avatar #75 to #65 - amata (04/04/2014) [-]
Actually, the word "effect" can be used to mean "to bring about something" (i.e. to effect a transition of power), so that sentence could be read as "This theft will not bring about Hitler's rise to power, WWII, etc."
User avatar #105 to #75 - insaneguy (04/04/2014) [-]
"This theft will not bring about Hitler's rise to power, the nature of WWII, or the Holocaust"
It kind of works for the first and last parts, but not the WWII part. It should be affect in this case.
User avatar #106 to #105 - amata (04/04/2014) [-]
You have a point. I guess I'm not the Grammar Goebbels I thought I was.
User avatar #58 - haitsu (04/04/2014) [-]
>Go back in time
>Force Art school to keep him in and give him superior classes
>Hitler becomes most famous painter ever
>Jews buys his paintings
#82 to #58 - fcrocker (04/04/2014) [-]
&gt;Jews   
&gt;Spending Money
>Jews
>Spending Money
User avatar #197 - JOEKEWL (04/05/2014) [-]
> steal wallet.
>shout out to him, tell him he dropped it.
> improve his day
> get thanked.
> pat him on the back, tell him, not every Jew is greedy and bad. Not actually Jewish, work with me here.
> he goes home, knowing that a Jew improved his day.
> He never starts his Genocide, knowing people are different.
> prevented the Holocaust, possibly WWII.
> still can't get a thumb up.
#210 to #197 - Rockaman ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
&gt; 20 years later a Jew is born who never should have existed,   
&gt; Jew rises to power in Israel takes over Palestine saying that hard working Jews there want to be in the Israeli Empire,    
&gt; Jew calls himself 'מנהיג' or leader/guide in English   
&gt; Iraq and Syria tell the leader that they will declare war if he invades Jordan,   
&gt; Saudi Arabia and Israel sign non-aggression pact and agree to invade Jordan from 2 fronts.   
&gt; Invades and takes over Jordan,   
&gt; Arab countries side together to stop Israel,   
&gt; Russia supplies the Arabs with hardware with a 'lend-lease' type system,   
&gt; Israeli leader says that Jews need 'living space' and so invade Saudi Arabia   
&gt; Get to the capital but held at a stalemate as the harsh Arabian summer kicks in,   
&gt; Israel starts up major diplomatic talks with the USA,   
&gt; Meanwhile the leader rounds up the Muslims and places them in concentration camps,   
&gt; The Saudis slowly gain the upper hand and start pushing back the Israelis,   
&gt; Meanwhile the concentration camps are getting to full so the leader starts executing Muslims in their 100000s,   
&gt; Russia gets a sea base attacked by a large amount of US aircraft,   
&gt; Russia enters war late, sends an amphibious assault at the cost line of Israel,   
&gt; Saudis also push into Jerusalem,   
&gt; Leader commits suicide in his underground bunker,   
&gt; Russia nukes US, war ends,   
&gt; Millions of Muslims dead in a big Holocaust, WWII only delayed and relocated.
> 20 years later a Jew is born who never should have existed,
> Jew rises to power in Israel takes over Palestine saying that hard working Jews there want to be in the Israeli Empire,
> Jew calls himself 'מנהיג' or leader/guide in English
> Iraq and Syria tell the leader that they will declare war if he invades Jordan,
> Saudi Arabia and Israel sign non-aggression pact and agree to invade Jordan from 2 fronts.
> Invades and takes over Jordan,
> Arab countries side together to stop Israel,
> Russia supplies the Arabs with hardware with a 'lend-lease' type system,
> Israeli leader says that Jews need 'living space' and so invade Saudi Arabia
> Get to the capital but held at a stalemate as the harsh Arabian summer kicks in,
> Israel starts up major diplomatic talks with the USA,
> Meanwhile the leader rounds up the Muslims and places them in concentration camps,
> The Saudis slowly gain the upper hand and start pushing back the Israelis,
> Meanwhile the concentration camps are getting to full so the leader starts executing Muslims in their 100000s,
> Russia gets a sea base attacked by a large amount of US aircraft,
> Russia enters war late, sends an amphibious assault at the cost line of Israel,
> Saudis also push into Jerusalem,
> Leader commits suicide in his underground bunker,
> Russia nukes US, war ends,
> Millions of Muslims dead in a big Holocaust, WWII only delayed and relocated.
User avatar #272 to #210 - JOEKEWL (04/05/2014) [-]
> Implying death of millions of Muslims is a bad thing.
> Apologizing to any actual Muslims because I'm just joking.
#201 - kranske (04/05/2014) [-]
Hitlers actual wallet, look even with the proof you have given me im gonna call in an expert to just see how much this is worth
#205 to #201 - elastoplast (04/05/2014) [-]
They couldn't take his wallet knowing it was stolen
#206 to #205 - kranske (04/05/2014) [-]
yeah, but are they really going to worry about that?, it is Hitlers wallet afterall



pic not related
#207 to #206 - elastoplast (04/05/2014) [-]
You would think that, **** I'd buy it from them if I could to burn the thing. There was an episode where a guy brought in a Russian police officers hat to sell but they couldn't take it because he admitted stealing it from the officer when he was asleep in his car. I know before you say, just don't admit stealing the thing.
User avatar #38 - reginleif ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
>Hitler is on a date in Berlin with a girl he likes very much.
>Some asshole steals his wallet and now he can't pay for dinner.
>Girl never speaks to him again
>TFW no gf
>Uses his inner angst and frustration to take control of a small time political party, and then all of the Europs.
#53 to #38 - rainyeyes (04/04/2014) [-]
**rainyeyes rolled image**

Still a better idea than kicking him out of art school.
User avatar #64 to #38 - agreekwarrior (04/04/2014) [-]
...and the girl was the 1st jew he ever met...
guess that explains stuff
#136 - keybladewarrior (04/05/2014) [-]
&gt;Be me   
&gt;Negro pickpocket level is max out   
&gt;Steals his wallet   
&gt;Jews Overun   
&gt;Take over all countries   
&gt;None were spared   
&gt;Everyone is jewish   
&gt;Non-jews were persecuted   
&gt;World becomes a jew world   
&gt;MFW this all happened because I nignogged Hitler.
>Be me
>Negro pickpocket level is max out
>Steals his wallet
>Jews Overun
>Take over all countries
>None were spared
>Everyone is jewish
>Non-jews were persecuted
>World becomes a jew world
>MFW this all happened because I nignogged Hitler.
#5 - therealslimdavey (04/04/2014) [-]
&quot;Are you ethically obligated to steal Hitler's wallet?&quot;   
   
Something doesn't sound right in that sentence.
"Are you ethically obligated to steal Hitler's wallet?"

Something doesn't sound right in that sentence.
#2 - mudkipftw (04/04/2014) [-]
I do what I want
#250 - Gummies (04/05/2014) [-]
&gt;Steal wallet   
&gt;Follow Hitler until he realises   
&gt;Pose as Jewish good Samaritan and return wallet   
&gt;No more hatred for Jews   
   
Mfw I just posed as a jew returning money
>Steal wallet
>Follow Hitler until he realises
>Pose as Jewish good Samaritan and return wallet
>No more hatred for Jews

Mfw I just posed as a jew returning money

User avatar #264 to #250 - OsamaBinLadenz (04/05/2014) [-]
I'd do it before he realized so that he wouldn't have a bad day and take it out on me despite returning his wallet. God only knows how he'd react. I'd rather return his wallet while he's in a good mood and have him think about it on a particularly good day.
#252 to #250 - numbertwozeldafan ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
>Hitler has had a bad day
>Does not care that you returned money
>Arrests you for being a filthy kite
>Gives you a public execution.
User avatar #258 to #252 - fuzzyballs (04/05/2014) [-]
"until he realises"
#175 - stepsword ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
&gt; be 1933   
&gt; self proclaimed atheist   
&gt; Jewish parents just kicked me out of house for failing school   
&gt; Jew teacher just doesn't like me   
&gt; cant go to non-Jew school because segregation   
&gt; walking down street with mein friends one day   
&gt; see Adolf Hitler drop his wallet on the street   
&gt; pick it up   
&gt; &quot;excuse me mr hitler&quot;   
&gt; &quot;you dropped your wallet sir&quot;   
&gt; &quot;Oh danke, I dont know what I would have done without it. How can I repay you?&quot;   
&gt; political leader wants to repay me   
&gt; palms sweating   
&gt; spaghetti falling out of pockets   
&gt; &quot;the j-j-jews sir&quot;   
&gt; &quot;what about the jews?&quot;   
&gt; 			****		 			****		 			****		 this is so awkward   
&gt; &quot;theyve been g-g-giving me k-kind of a hard time at h-home and school...&quot;   
&gt; how do i ask this guy to transfer me to a different school, he doesnt have time for this   
&gt; &quot;i understand. anything else?&quot;   
&gt; he understands?   
&gt; confused, but accept it   
&gt; would be awkward to continue explaining once he already got it   
&gt; nazi's face when
> be 1933
> self proclaimed atheist
> Jewish parents just kicked me out of house for failing school
> Jew teacher just doesn't like me
> cant go to non-Jew school because segregation
> walking down street with mein friends one day
> see Adolf Hitler drop his wallet on the street
> pick it up
> "excuse me mr hitler"
> "you dropped your wallet sir"
> "Oh danke, I dont know what I would have done without it. How can I repay you?"
> political leader wants to repay me
> palms sweating
> spaghetti falling out of pockets
> "the j-j-jews sir"
> "what about the jews?"
> **** **** **** this is so awkward
> "theyve been g-g-giving me k-kind of a hard time at h-home and school..."
> how do i ask this guy to transfer me to a different school, he doesnt have time for this
> "i understand. anything else?"
> he understands?
> confused, but accept it
> would be awkward to continue explaining once he already got it
> nazi's face when
User avatar #176 to #175 - holymackarel (04/05/2014) [-]
this
#159 - DiabloStrawhat (04/05/2014) [-]
What if he blames the Jewish waiter for stealing his wallet, and that snowballs into the Holocaust? You DID say it completely ruined his evening.
User avatar #160 to #159 - DiabloStrawhat (04/05/2014) [-]
**** , nevermind, I didn't read it clearly. I'll go away now.
User avatar #162 to #159 - gadd (04/05/2014) [-]
A Jewish waiter caused WW2.
#163 to #162 - awesomenessproduct (04/05/2014) [-]
Spoilers.
User avatar #164 to #162 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
no, you did
User avatar #166 to #164 - givememoarpony (04/05/2014) [-]
no, hitler did. whoever he reacted to, he is the one behind the holocaust.
User avatar #107 - removekimchi ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
>steal hitler's wallet

>go to gun shop

>buy cheap gun with 40 dollars

>kill hitler

>profit
User avatar #113 to #107 - feelythefeel ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Too bad cheap guns were at few billion marks at that point.
User avatar #114 to #113 - removekimchi ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
before WW2?

A double barrel was probably cheap as hell.
User avatar #115 to #114 - feelythefeel ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Yes, a few billion marks cheap. Inflation man.
User avatar #116 to #115 - removekimchi ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
well then, what was hitler expecting to buy with only 40?
User avatar #152 to #116 - vatra (04/05/2014) [-]
Maybe a stamp?
User avatar #117 to #116 - feelythefeel ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Beats me.
User avatar #203 - charagrin (04/05/2014) [-]
No, because regardless of the consequences, theft is theft. But thats just me.
#209 to #203 - fnoogernooger ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
You gained karma!
User avatar #177 - iamthethree (04/05/2014) [-]
>steal wallet
>show hitler
************* .jpg
>take $40
>violently proceed to **** on $40
>he is distracted
>nows my moment
>with pants around my ankle mortal combat style rip out his heart
>german officers stand there in shock and awe
>hitlers chest wound starts to leak spaghetti
uhoh.jpg
>hitler turns out to be flying spaghetti monster in disguise
>Flying spaghetti monster quickly rips everyone in half leaves me there
>he reaches for me
>yell out of terror
>spaghetti monster asks if i have any last words

User avatar #178 to #177 - iamthethree (04/05/2014) [-]
>I have 5 words
>i need about three fiddy
>turn into loch ness monster uttering magic words
>proceed to fight with spaghetti monster
>fight takes about 6 years
heisontheropes.jpg
>go for the finishing hit
>spaghetti monster says ill never defeat him
>proceeds to shoot himself in the head
>stop the holocaust
>look up in relief
>see meteor heading towards earth
> ***** going to destroy everything
>fly towards meteor destroy it along with myself
>save the earth
And that is the story of the lochness monster stopping Hitler and saved the earth
User avatar #118 - essaressa (04/04/2014) [-]
No, O'm not ethically obligated but I will steal the wallet just so
i could say I did it.
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