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#8 - theannoyingFJguy (04/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
It's just not the Reich thing to do.
#7 - mankey ONLINE (04/04/2014) [+] (21 replies)
Take the wallet, put in a piece of paper containing my personal PO BOX. I now have Hitler as a pen pal. We play postal chess.
User avatar #11 - therealtjthemedic (04/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
No. I would approach him and ask for an autograph, and inform him that I am a great fan of his paintings. If anything, that might affect his rise to power. Else, I'll have hitlers autograph anyway.
#71 - skrewbacca (04/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>Steal Hitlers wallet
>Take all his Reichsmarks out of it
>Hitler can't pay gas bill
>He knows he is ******
>Hitler kills himself
#65 - mistlarousse (04/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Not to be a grammar nazi or anything...
User avatar #58 - haitsu (04/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Go back in time
>Force Art school to keep him in and give him superior classes
>Hitler becomes most famous painter ever
>Jews buys his paintings
User avatar #87 - mikasuh (04/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I would stab the ****** and take his money and mints.
#90 to #87 - internetnick (04/04/2014) [-]
*Fuhrer
#5 - therealslimdavey (04/04/2014) [-]
"Are you ethically obligated to steal Hitler's wallet?"   
   
Something doesn't sound right in that sentence.
"Are you ethically obligated to steal Hitler's wallet?"

Something doesn't sound right in that sentence.
#2 - mudkipftw (04/04/2014) [-]
I do what I want
User avatar #197 - JOEKEWL (04/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
> steal wallet.
>shout out to him, tell him he dropped it.
> improve his day
> get thanked.
> pat him on the back, tell him, not every Jew is greedy and bad. Not actually Jewish, work with me here.
> he goes home, knowing that a Jew improved his day.
> He never starts his Genocide, knowing people are different.
> prevented the Holocaust, possibly WWII.
> still can't get a thumb up.
#201 - kranske (04/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Hitlers actual wallet, look even with the proof you have given me im gonna call in an expert to just see how much this is worth
#175 - stepsword ONLINE (04/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
> be 1933   
> self proclaimed atheist   
> Jewish parents just kicked me out of house for failing school   
> Jew teacher just doesn't like me   
> cant go to non-Jew school because segregation   
> walking down street with mein friends one day   
> see Adolf Hitler drop his wallet on the street   
> pick it up   
> "excuse me mr hitler"   
> "you dropped your wallet sir"   
> "Oh danke, I dont know what I would have done without it. How can I repay you?"   
> political leader wants to repay me   
> palms sweating   
> spaghetti falling out of pockets   
> "the j-j-jews sir"   
> "what about the jews?"   
> 						****					 						****					 						****					 this is so awkward   
> "theyve been g-g-giving me k-kind of a hard time at h-home and school..."   
> how do i ask this guy to transfer me to a different school, he doesnt have time for this   
> "i understand. anything else?"   
> he understands?   
> confused, but accept it   
> would be awkward to continue explaining once he already got it   
> nazi's face when
> be 1933
> self proclaimed atheist
> Jewish parents just kicked me out of house for failing school
> Jew teacher just doesn't like me
> cant go to non-Jew school because segregation
> walking down street with mein friends one day
> see Adolf Hitler drop his wallet on the street
> pick it up
> "excuse me mr hitler"
> "you dropped your wallet sir"
> "Oh danke, I dont know what I would have done without it. How can I repay you?"
> political leader wants to repay me
> palms sweating
> spaghetti falling out of pockets
> "the j-j-jews sir"
> "what about the jews?"
> **** **** **** this is so awkward
> "theyve been g-g-giving me k-kind of a hard time at h-home and school..."
> how do i ask this guy to transfer me to a different school, he doesnt have time for this
> "i understand. anything else?"
> he understands?
> confused, but accept it
> would be awkward to continue explaining once he already got it
> nazi's face when
User avatar #38 - reginleif (04/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Hitler is on a date in Berlin with a girl he likes very much.
>Some asshole steals his wallet and now he can't pay for dinner.
>Girl never speaks to him again
>TFW no gf
>Uses his inner angst and frustration to take control of a small time political party, and then all of the Europs.
#136 - keybladewarrior (04/05/2014) [-]
>Be me   
>Negro pickpocket level is max out   
>Steals his wallet   
>Jews Overun   
>Take over all countries   
>None were spared   
>Everyone is jewish   
>Non-jews were persecuted   
>World becomes a jew world   
>MFW this all happened because I nignogged Hitler.
>Be me
>Negro pickpocket level is max out
>Steals his wallet
>Jews Overun
>Take over all countries
>None were spared
>Everyone is jewish
>Non-jews were persecuted
>World becomes a jew world
>MFW this all happened because I nignogged Hitler.
#17 - shadowbreech (04/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
What if this actually happened, and Hitler assumed it was a Jew who stole his wallet, leading him to the idea that jews were the ones to blame for all of germany's problems?
What if the book was wrong and STEALING HITLER'S WALLET WAS WHAT CAUSED THE HOLOCAUST
#73 - Womens Study Major (04/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**anonymous rolled image**    
   
- Go to Hitler   
- Tell him I found it   
-"Aw Danke anon"   
- Ask him for a favour-"Sure, what is it?"   
- You're a nice guy, don't hate on other people, even if you view them as inferior. The largest tree grows from the smallest seed   
-" Ah gee anon, you've pit that in a really nice way!"- Yes Hitler, you can be whatever you want to be.   
- He tears up, changes his ideology- We make love   
- Back to 2014, everything is good- Holocaust never happened- Hitler had sex with a guy who was born a hundred years later- mfw
**anonymous rolled image**

- Go to Hitler
- Tell him I found it
-"Aw Danke anon"
- Ask him for a favour-"Sure, what is it?"
- You're a nice guy, don't hate on other people, even if you view them as inferior. The largest tree grows from the smallest seed
-" Ah gee anon, you've pit that in a really nice way!"- Yes Hitler, you can be whatever you want to be.
- He tears up, changes his ideology- We make love
- Back to 2014, everything is good- Holocaust never happened- Hitler had sex with a guy who was born a hundred years later- mfw
User avatar #94 to #73 - mrhaihoang (04/04/2014) [-]
Little did anon know, the jews have taken over the world in 2014
#250 - Gummies ONLINE (04/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>Steal wallet   
>Follow Hitler until he realises   
>Pose as Jewish good Samaritan and return wallet   
>No more hatred for Jews   
   
Mfw I just posed as a jew returning money
>Steal wallet
>Follow Hitler until he realises
>Pose as Jewish good Samaritan and return wallet
>No more hatred for Jews

Mfw I just posed as a jew returning money

User avatar #107 - removekimchi (04/04/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>steal hitler's wallet

>go to gun shop

>buy cheap gun with 40 dollars

>kill hitler

>profit
#36 - Jesusnipples (04/04/2014) [-]
I wouldn't steal it, I would **** in it and it would be totally worth it.
Imagine learning about that in History class.
User avatar #4 - sjrigney (04/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Question: Could I place something, like my feces, inside the wallet and place it back in its original place?
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