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User avatar #4 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (10/20/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I don't walk around at night. I run to the bathroom with my door wide open for light then sprint back faster then Usain Bolt so the creatures of the night won't kill me.
I'm extremely afraid in the dark, I even have a small lamp next to me that is lit up all night long.
#23 - tailsx (10/20/2013) [+] (15 replies)
#7 - josieabby (10/20/2013) [+] (12 replies)
You said to post weird facts...

The blood from a human erection has enough blood to keep 3 gerbals alive.

If you eat a polar bear liver, you will die. Humans can’t handle that much vitamin A.
If you eat a portion of a polar bear liver, you will most likely wish you were dead.
#16 - proffesionallurker (10/20/2013) [+] (21 replies)
I regularly go out for night runs because there's less traffic and pedestrians to deal with. So if you would are worried about safety, here are some tips:
1) Stay in your local area where you are familiar with both the area and people around you (in case of an emergency).
2) Bring a cell phone just in case (losing it to a mugger is less important than being stranded).
3) Try to run in a loop of no more farther from home than you can get back to without having to rest.
4) Never bring any food. (It can attract dogs)
5) Wear reflective gear, or light colors if you don't have any.
6) Stay in well lit areas, preferably street lights.
7) Face oncoming traffic unless going directly up a steep hill or blind turn where traffic has less than 100 feet to see you.
8) If you listen to music, keep it low enough to still hear your surroundings.
9) Even if a car comes in the other lane, get off the road.
10) If you get tired, walk. Don't stop because it makes you a seem like an easier target if someone is nearby.
11) If you see someone else coming in your direction, keep an eye on them; but don't turn your whole head. (It makes you seem ********** )
12) Do not openly acknowledge other people unless they do so first, and even then limit it to just a straight-handed wave.
13) Don't panic every time you hear something, because it's usually just nothing. If you hear it multiple times, just do a quick look around and leave it at that.
14) Always have a back up route or destination in case something prevents you from going back the way you came.
15) Don't push your limits. Even if you are training, nighttime and darkness are never the safest time to go farther than you know you can.
16) Don't carry any pack, bag, or other excess carrier. If it doesn't fit in your pocket, you probably don't need it.
17) Make sure to drink water and/or use the bathroom before you leave. Stopping for those needs during the run is not safe.
18) Try to stay in a populated are if at all possible.
User avatar #42 - trolljunkusa ONLINE (10/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Back when I smoked cigarettes for like a year, I used to just take casual walks at 4 am and smoke a whole pack

quite relaxing
#51 to #42 - dross (10/20/2013) [-]
And then come back for a nice relaxing twenty cups of coffee.
And then come back for a nice relaxing twenty cups of coffee.
#96 - bootyman (10/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**bootyman rolls 33**
#100 - alhemicar (10/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
time to get banned again
#87 - sixtyeightplusone (10/20/2013) [-]
and today on FJ
User avatar #6 - latinotornado (10/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Nightly strolls are great. Honestly, just carry a gun, or pepper spray even. Just don't make yourself look like your up to no good because you don't wanna cop pulling you over asking what the deal is. But yea, I love cool night air, and a good song playing in one of my ear buds (I keep one ear bud out while i'm walking so I can be aware of my surroundings) it all really helps you think. Hell, it's just relaxing even if theres nothing on your mind. Just be careful
#18 - itrooztrooperdown (10/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
People should be scared of me when I'm out at night... They better hope I don't ****** them.
User avatar #21 to #18 - cyborgturtle (10/20/2013) [-]
I'm starting to question the blueness of your name.
User avatar #31 - manformen (10/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**manformen rolls 41** farts smell stronger when in shower or in the rain
#13 - bitchesbanthymine (10/20/2013) [-]
Sometimes I'll wake up in the middle of the night and not be able to get back to sleep, so I go on a walk. I've done this many times and have perfected it to a fine art, so anybody wishing to embark upon nightly strolls listen up, I have some rules:
1) Dress warm, a jumper, a jacket, whatever, freezing your ******* off tends to put a damper on things.
2) Don't bring anything valuable, I don't give a **** if you live in a small village where the biggest danger is tripping over some daffodils, some ******* know that there are no witnesses at 3 in the morning.
3) Unless you live in a really rough neighbourhood, don't bring a knife or a gun of any kind, maybe you can't handle yourself in a fight but there's very few people looking to punch you in the face at 3 in the morning.
4) And the most important rule, go somewhere different every time, the local park or a particular road may get boring eventually, so just take a turn you haven't before, it keeps things interesting.
#91 - neverunderstand (10/20/2013) [-]
This is what happens you walk around in the middle of the night.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u6Tt3PqIfQ
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#143 - alucardthemagician (10/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**alucardthemagician rolls 44** Jack Nicholson's line "Here's Johnny!" was improvised due to Johnny Carson
User avatar #84 - spartusee (10/20/2013) [-]
I walk around at night. There are no streetlamps and the houses reside deep in the woods with long driveways. When walking down hilly roads that sink deep into the overcast night I often feel eyes staring at me but I shake it off as I tend to read unsettling stories in my spare time. But I certainly find the feeling of being truly alone extremely satisfactory.
User avatar #79 - idoliam (10/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So many red thumbs, motherduck must be angry.
#81 to #80 - idoliam (10/20/2013) [-]
fair enough
fair enough
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