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User avatar #44 - uzerc (07/23/2014) [-]
>wake up
>take a ****
>get out of bed
#521 to #44 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
#523 to #44 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
For **** sake, made me crack up in the middle of the office
User avatar #391 to #44 - dishesaredone (07/24/2014) [-]
you stole that joke from the charlie sheen roast about steveo
#443 to #44 - phaegitt (07/24/2014) [-]
genuinely made me laugh, thumbs for you ;)
#503 to #44 - opa (07/24/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #284 to #257 - witislimited (07/23/2014) [-]
I dunno, it was rather clever. Or at least, something about it was good enough to make me laugh.
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#58 to #44 - joshlol has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #104 to #58 - gunatyoface (07/23/2014) [-]
that's the joke stpuid
User avatar #169 to #44 - teratorn (07/23/2014) [-]
I hope its a joke because i laughed hard.
User avatar #1 - huntronicles (07/23/2014) [-]
>wake up
>masturbate
>go back to sleep
User avatar #504 to #1 - lieutenantderp (07/24/2014) [-]
...That's quite true sometimes
User avatar #29 to #1 - indonesia (07/23/2014) [-]
I eat sometimes. do you?
User avatar #31 to #29 - huntronicles (07/23/2014) [-]
only after masturbating
User avatar #34 to #31 - indonesia (07/23/2014) [-]
well at least you don't eat while masturbate.
User avatar #37 to #34 - huntronicles (07/23/2014) [-]
wait, you dont?
User avatar #48 to #37 - indonesia (07/23/2014) [-]
uhh.. at least you not confused between your cum and condensed milk
#237 to #1 - epicawe (07/23/2014) [-]
>masturbate
>wake up
User avatar #38 to #1 - grogovic (07/23/2014) [-]
Livin' the dream.
#140 - nighthawxx (07/23/2014) [-]
>Wake up   
>get cranky at my mom/dad for waking me up at 7 in the morning    
>go to work or school   
>come home    
>grease the gator   
>homework (if I have school)   
>shower   
>jerk the gherk   
>video games until 12 or 1 in the morning    
>crank the hand operated yoghurt dispenser    
>watch anime for an hour or two   
>fj   
>sleep at 4 or 5 am
>Wake up
>get cranky at my mom/dad for waking me up at 7 in the morning
>go to work or school
>come home
>grease the gator
>homework (if I have school)
>shower
>jerk the gherk
>video games until 12 or 1 in the morning
>crank the hand operated yoghurt dispenser
>watch anime for an hour or two
>fj
>sleep at 4 or 5 am
User avatar #7 - andranadu (07/23/2014) [-]
wake up
call joshlol a faggot
life goal fulfilled, time to die
#56 to #7 - joshlol (07/23/2014) [-]
I prefer it to when you do this
User avatar #61 to #56 - andranadu (07/23/2014) [-]
that was a good day
User avatar #426 to #56 - mysterykid (07/24/2014) [-]
Can I have your skype address?
User avatar #467 to #56 - atheistzilla (07/24/2014) [-]
go kill yourself
#116 - twotwelve (07/23/2014) [-]
>wake up
>grab a brush and put a little make up
>hide the scars to fade away the shake up
>"why'd you leave the keys upon the table?"
>here you go create another fable
User avatar #118 to #116 - vegeta (07/23/2014) [-]
serg
User avatar #376 to #116 - jellyman (07/24/2014) [-]
I cry when angels deserve to die
#195 to #116 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
when angels deserve to die?
#394 to #116 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY

For those who may not know.

And for those who are awesome.
User avatar #128 to #116 - spaceturtlecadet (07/23/2014) [-]
YOU WANTED TO
User avatar #162 to #116 - bouazizforever (07/23/2014) [-]
Wake up
gsdjgfkigfieugr shake up
jsbkjghkugekyg table
#540 to #162 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #96 - ecomp (07/23/2014) [-]
>7 am waking up in the morning
>gotta be fresh
>gotta go downstairs
>gotta have my bowl
>gotta have cereal
>seeing everything that time is going by
>ticking on and on
>everybody's rushing
>gotta get down to the bus stop
>gotta catch my bus
>I see my friends
>kickin in the front seat
>sittin in the back seat
>gotta make my mind up
>which seat can I take?
>It's Friday, Friday
>gotta get down on Friday
#542 to #96 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
>gotta catch my bus
>gotta decide which seat to take in the convertible
>Logic
#560 to #542 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
>Not riding in a convertible bus
User avatar #424 to #96 - luqmanr (07/24/2014) [-]
vsauce army
#561 to #96 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
#367 to #96 - wakster (07/24/2014) [-]
Why the **** did I think this was an Ice Cube song at first?
#249 to #96 - ohshoot (07/23/2014) [-]
>see your profile pic
>imagine Michael singing that ****
>MFW
User avatar #62 - nightmarecorpse (07/23/2014) [-]
>wake up
>think of all the stuff I should be doing to enrich and progress my life
>realize I'm a lazy **** who will never accomplish anything
>start to cry
>get mourning wood
>masturbate using own tears as lubricant
>pass out in pool of own filth and shame
User avatar #545 to #62 - themastertroller (07/24/2014) [-]
>mourning wood

so your dick cries for the solitude of the dead?
User avatar #617 to #545 - nightmarecorpse (07/24/2014) [-]
indeed
#463 to #141 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
>7 hours of sleep

Casul
User avatar #77 - rui ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
dude I thought you were having it much better. what I just read seriously broke my heart
User avatar #464 to #77 - theist (07/24/2014) [-]
He's making this **** up. If you do some research, you can see that the amount big brother admin earns in ad revenue per month will blow your mind.
#131 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
>Wake up
>Watch big brother admin through my pirate Spyglass
>Sees him browsing over my mails
>Masturbates
>Find the left over tuna in the trash can
>Eats
>Sleeps
#26 - joshlol (07/23/2014) [-]
monday: I'll do something productive today
>funnyjunk all day

tuesday: I'll do something productive today
>funnyjunk all day

wednesday: I'll do something productive today, for real
>funnyjunk all day

thursday: I'm gonna stop wasting my time on funnyjunk all day
>funnyjunk all day

friday: no funnyjunk today, I have a problem
>funnyjunk all day

saturday: I'll at least go outside today
>funnyjunk all day

sunday: NO COMPUTER AT ALL
>funnyjunk all day

repeat for several months
#15 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
>wake up
>go to sleep again
Living the dream.
#224 - krayon (07/23/2014) [-]
**krayon rolled image**
> Wake up
> Grab a brush and put on a little makeup
> Have to cover the scars from this recent shakeup
> Ask myself "Why'd I leave my keys on the table?"
> Decide to work on my novel so I go to my laptop and start to create another fable
> MFW
#211 - anon (07/23/2014) [-]
Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
got my glasses- I'm out the door - I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back
I'm talking - pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
#205 - romar (07/23/2014) [-]
wake up   
work   
internet   
sleep
wake up
work
internet
sleep
#147 - whatsaspacebar (07/23/2014) [-]
-Wake up   
-FJ   
-Wish i had friends   
-Sleep
-Wake up
-FJ
-Wish i had friends
-Sleep
User avatar #472 to #147 - theexplodingcheez (07/24/2014) [-]
>not knowing how to greentext
User avatar #597 to #147 - duedum (07/24/2014) [-]
why don't you have friends?
User avatar #290 to #147 - Kadzait ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
I read that as "Wish I had hands" and I got really sad for you for a minute.
User avatar #404 to #290 - brettyoke ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
If I had to choose between lifelong friends and no hands or no friends ever and hands, I would be handless.
#45 - infinitereaper (07/23/2014) [-]
>wake up
>pass the gass
>kill the jews
>save the world
>go to sleep
>another great day
#494 - alilmetalkid (07/24/2014) [-]
- Wake up
- Shoot some guy, Ambulance comes (I also live in the ghetto)
- Yell at my wife, Kids are screaming
- Send big brother admin 10 emails telling him that his site sucks and to go kill himself
- Sleep
#383 - popkornking (07/24/2014) [-]
-Wake up in the morning   
-Step outside   
-Take a deep breath   
-Get real high   
-And scream at the top off my lungs: "WHATS GOIN' ON!?!?"
-Wake up in the morning
-Step outside
-Take a deep breath
-Get real high
-And scream at the top off my lungs: "WHATS GOIN' ON!?!?"
User avatar #222 - Karibookiller (07/23/2014) [-]
>wake up at noon
> **** around until 3 am
>sleep
>repeat

gotta love broken legs
#519 to #222 - usernameistaken (07/24/2014) [-]
rly? I got two sprained feet and a sprained wrist - can still play games, but it hurts like hell
rly? I got two sprained feet and a sprained wrist - can still play games, but it hurts like hell
#582 to #519 - Karibookiller (07/24/2014) [-]
oh sorry my broken leg isn't up to your standards of brokenness
User avatar #589 to #582 - usernameistaken (07/24/2014) [-]
I think you exceed my level of brokenness
User avatar #616 to #589 - Karibookiller (07/24/2014) [-]
exactly, you **** .
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