desc. MFW my grandparents make those "we're going to die soon" jokes at christmas dinner... mfw my grandpa started off a conversation with "how about them blacks?"
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MFW my grandparents make those "we're going to die soon" jokes at christmas dinner.

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User avatar #1 - elijahcrazy (12/26/2013) [+] (11 replies)
**elijahcrazy rolled a random comment #298611 posted by sora2534 at Friendly ** :
I'm not giving you a beej, just to let you know
what my grandparents said at the Christmas table
#12 - rmoran (12/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
mfw my grandpa started off a conversation with "how about them blacks?"
mfw my grandpa started off a conversation with "how about them blacks?"
#65 - charliechambers (12/27/2013) [-]
I make those kind of jokes too, but only if I don't finish my plate.
I make those kind of jokes too, but only if I don't finish my plate.
#4 - snakefire (12/26/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Dark humor runs deep in my family. We make jokes at the worst times in the best ways and its amazing.   
   
I'm disappointed I was too young to understand or remember the jokes my great grandmother made on her death bed. I just remember she lost her voice not long after and died a day later, I should see if my grandma remembers, but its a sore subject for her.   
   
I'm going to follow in their footsteps though. If I can, I'm going to make them smile for as long as I can. I'll tell a joke so good they'll be laughing through their tears as I flatline. Laughter is the best medicine. But it wont be me its healing.
Dark humor runs deep in my family. We make jokes at the worst times in the best ways and its amazing.

I'm disappointed I was too young to understand or remember the jokes my great grandmother made on her death bed. I just remember she lost her voice not long after and died a day later, I should see if my grandma remembers, but its a sore subject for her.

I'm going to follow in their footsteps though. If I can, I'm going to make them smile for as long as I can. I'll tell a joke so good they'll be laughing through their tears as I flatline. Laughter is the best medicine. But it wont be me its healing.
#11 - harbingerwolf (12/26/2013) [-]
"We had your dad because we never liked to use condoms because your grandfather never liked the feel of 'em."
"We had your dad because we never liked to use condoms because your grandfather never liked the feel of 'em."
#32 - SunshineCabbage (12/27/2013) [-]
MFW my granddad actually apologises for still being alive.
MFW my granddad actually apologises for still being alive.
User avatar #24 - theluppijackal ONLINE (12/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Since my evening has already turned to crap:
Here's a depressing story
I worked at walmart briefly and as I was closing up as the end of the night I had one last customer buy something. It was an old guy, I mean really old guy and he was buying some lifesavers and some cookies. He was shaking as he handed me the money and I asked if he was okay.
He said "Yeah, I'm fine, just on my last limbs as all."
I nearly cried.
#49 - flowerpotofdeath (12/27/2013) [-]
mfw my grandma starts crying every new years eve
User avatar #41 - suitandtie (12/27/2013) [-]
>Get to a buddy's house for a pool party
>First one there because I'm that cool
>His house is huge, the first underground floor is his grandmothers apartment
>His parents and sister are home
>He lets me in, I say hi to his parents, and then ask him how his grandma's doing
>He shrugs, walks to the door for her apartment
>"Grandma! Are you dead yet!?"
>"You'd like that, wouldn't you!?"
>He turns to me
>"Well, she's fine"
User avatar #69 - elsuperburrito (12/27/2013) [-]
My grandfather is currently dying of Liver Cancer. Every time I watch TV with him, a commercial comes on about Life Insurance

EVERY. ******* . TIME..

#46 - xxhadesflamesxx (12/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
MFW both my grandpas are dead
MFW both my grandpas are dead
#43 - darthblam (12/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
MFW my grandma just won't stop going on about how I need to be Christian and how evil everything else is and how "Obahma" is trying to make the United States "Mooslim" and such ******** her pastor told her.
User avatar #21 - spceinvdr (12/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Today I got my grandfather's inheritance that was to be given to me. I got it early because I have a family member who wants to nig all my grandpa's stuff. I got two duffell bags full of tools, and I felt horrible taking all his stuff. These tools were a compiliation of lifetime's worth of tool collecting. My grandpa loved to work on stuff, and it felt so weird taking those tools today. It's weird how he's almost acknowledging that he's going to die. He told me that he "chose me" to have the tools, after deep consideration of everyone else. Saddest thing ever.
User avatar #6 - Einsty (12/26/2013) [-]
Our grandparents came to visit and one of the first things they did was ask my father to make them a photo for their funerals.
User avatar #60 - clownsplosion (12/27/2013) [-]
**clownsplosion rolled a random comment #522435 posted by someponynew at Ponyville ** :
God. I need some help building my computer, I have no idea how to put the motherboard up... any savvy's willing to help?

This is what my dear grandma always told me.
#67 - scoobi (12/27/2013) [-]
When I was 8 years old, I said straight up, right in my grandparents' faces,   
   
"When you die, will you come back as ghosts and 'haunt' me?"   
   
I was basically trying to say I wanted them to come back as ghosts and chill in my house with me so after they died, they would still be around to talk to me
When I was 8 years old, I said straight up, right in my grandparents' faces,

"When you die, will you come back as ghosts and 'haunt' me?"

I was basically trying to say I wanted them to come back as ghosts and chill in my house with me so after they died, they would still be around to talk to me
#66 - nchubz (12/27/2013) [-]
grandma: cor blimey you're getting tall
me: nah you're just shrinking granma
granma: at least you wont have to pay as much for the coffin
#64 - AceofHearts (12/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #62 - gayobliteratorhere (12/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I never had grandparents

or parents
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