desc. MFW my grandparents make those "we're going to die soon" jokes at christmas dinner... mfw my grandpa started off a conversation with "how about them blacks?"
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#12 - rmoran ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
mfw my grandpa started off a conversation with "how about them blacks?"
mfw my grandpa started off a conversation with "how about them blacks?"
User avatar #18 to #12 - alstorp (12/27/2013) [-]
I would laugh my ass off and have the most racist conversation of my life with him.
#29 to #12 - rekumate (12/27/2013) [-]
Interesting that your grandfather is has taken a fascination with zoology
User avatar #34 to #12 - Jackimole (12/27/2013) [-]
"I'm not racist, but..."
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#36 to #12 - rectophobia (12/27/2013) [-]
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#11 - harbingerwolf (12/26/2013) [-]
"We had your dad because we never liked to use condoms because your grandfather never liked the feel of 'em."
"We had your dad because we never liked to use condoms because your grandfather never liked the feel of 'em."
#65 - charliechambers (12/27/2013) [-]
I make those kind of jokes too, but only if I don't finish my plate.
I make those kind of jokes too, but only if I don't finish my plate.
#32 - SunshineCabbage (12/27/2013) [-]
MFW my granddad actually apologises for still being alive.
MFW my granddad actually apologises for still being alive.
#49 - flowerpotofdeath (12/27/2013) [-]
mfw my grandma starts crying every new years eve
User avatar #41 - suitandtie (12/27/2013) [-]
>Get to a buddy's house for a pool party
>First one there because I'm that cool
>His house is huge, the first underground floor is his grandmothers apartment
>His parents and sister are home
>He lets me in, I say hi to his parents, and then ask him how his grandma's doing
>He shrugs, walks to the door for her apartment
>"Grandma! Are you dead yet!?"
>"You'd like that, wouldn't you!?"
>He turns to me
>"Well, she's fine"
User avatar #24 - theluppijackal ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Since my evening has already turned to crap:
Here's a depressing story
I worked at walmart briefly and as I was closing up as the end of the night I had one last customer buy something. It was an old guy, I mean really old guy and he was buying some lifesavers and some cookies. He was shaking as he handed me the money and I asked if he was okay.
He said "Yeah, I'm fine, just on my last limbs as all."
I nearly cried.
User avatar #80 to #24 - wallbuilder ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Had me at "...worked at Walmart..."
User avatar #81 to #80 - theluppijackal ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
I should've stopped the depressing story there.
That was enough
User avatar #45 to #24 - warrenzthehero (12/27/2013) [-]
Sounds like fairly soon he could use a lifesaver
#4 - snakefire (12/26/2013) [-]
Dark humor runs deep in my family. We make jokes at the worst times in the best ways and its amazing.   
   
I'm disappointed I was too young to understand or remember the jokes my great grandmother made on her death bed. I just remember she lost her voice not long after and died a day later, I should see if my grandma remembers, but its a sore subject for her.   
   
I'm going to follow in their footsteps though. If I can, I'm going to make them smile for as long as I can. I'll tell a joke so good they'll be laughing through their tears as I flatline. Laughter is the best medicine. But it wont be me its healing.
Dark humor runs deep in my family. We make jokes at the worst times in the best ways and its amazing.

I'm disappointed I was too young to understand or remember the jokes my great grandmother made on her death bed. I just remember she lost her voice not long after and died a day later, I should see if my grandma remembers, but its a sore subject for her.

I'm going to follow in their footsteps though. If I can, I'm going to make them smile for as long as I can. I'll tell a joke so good they'll be laughing through their tears as I flatline. Laughter is the best medicine. But it wont be me its healing.
User avatar #14 to #4 - darkboss (12/26/2013) [-]
whats the source of this gif?
#20 to #14 - John Cena (12/27/2013) [-]
Mirai Nikki.
#35 to #20 - darkboss (12/27/2013) [-]
Thank youuuu
#40 to #4 - shamebanana (12/27/2013) [-]
Well it certainly wont heal your ass after your dads big cock was up it.
Well it certainly wont heal your ass after your dads big cock was up it.
User avatar #9 to #4 - imadps (12/26/2013) [-]
Damn, man. Those last few lines...
I like you. Keep on making people smile.
User avatar #8 to #4 - KayRed (12/26/2013) [-]
When they took my grandfather off the respirator, my dad was in the room with his siblings and his mother. He didn't die as fast as they thought he would, so they were just kinda standing around, quietly, waiting for him to die. My dad broke the silence by saying "So...anyone want to order a pizza or something".
User avatar #38 to #8 - snakefire (12/27/2013) [-]
Awww
User avatar #23 to #4 - schmuxy (12/27/2013) [-]
"Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!" - Groucho Marx's final words.
User avatar #69 - elsuperburrito (12/27/2013) [-]
My grandfather is currently dying of Liver Cancer. Every time I watch TV with him, a commercial comes on about Life Insurance

EVERY. ******* . TIME..

#46 - xxhadesflamesxx ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
MFW both my grandpas are dead
MFW both my grandpas are dead
#53 to #46 - bodox (12/27/2013) [-]
MFW all 4 of my grandparents are dead
MFW all 4 of my grandparents are dead
User avatar #57 to #53 - nebuchadnezzaurus (12/27/2013) [-]
the dangers of being too cool.jpg
User avatar #68 to #57 - reginleif ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
The dangers of having assholes for grandparents?

(not mine, mine are great)
User avatar #59 to #57 - bodox (12/27/2013) [-]
the dangers of not knowing what you are talking about.jpg
User avatar #86 to #59 - nebuchadnezzaurus (12/27/2013) [-]
I do know... I'm admiring your coolness for not giving a **** about your grandparents
#54 to #53 - pulluspardus (12/27/2013) [-]
MFW i never met and never known most of my family members and most of them are dead or are dying anyways.
User avatar #21 - spceinvdr (12/27/2013) [-]
Today I got my grandfather's inheritance that was to be given to me. I got it early because I have a family member who wants to nig all my grandpa's stuff. I got two duffell bags full of tools, and I felt horrible taking all his stuff. These tools were a compiliation of lifetime's worth of tool collecting. My grandpa loved to work on stuff, and it felt so weird taking those tools today. It's weird how he's almost acknowledging that he's going to die. He told me that he "chose me" to have the tools, after deep consideration of everyone else. Saddest thing ever.
User avatar #39 to #21 - toncheky (12/27/2013) [-]
One of my grandpas died 6 years ago.
For my 18th birthday (this 24th that just passed) I got my grandpa's scarfs, 3 of them. It means so much to me, I loved him and it will always remind me of him.
You should feel the same about the tools.
Also, try not to be that sad about him dying. Of course, it's okay to be, but death is natural. It seems to me he accepted it. Be sad, but accept it. Use those tools, he will live through them. Working with those tools, you and your grandpa will work together.
#71 to #21 - jaked ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Is your grandfather the guy from Gran Torino perchance?
User avatar #88 to #71 - spceinvdr (12/27/2013) [-]
no lol, but I guess it sound like that. But thats a really common thing between a man and his tools.
User avatar #6 - Einsty (12/26/2013) [-]
Our grandparents came to visit and one of the first things they did was ask my father to make them a photo for their funerals.
User avatar #60 - clownsplosion (12/27/2013) [-]
**clownsplosion rolled a random comment #522435 posted by someponynew at Ponyville ** :
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This is what my dear grandma always told me.
#67 - scoobi (12/27/2013) [-]
When I was 8 years old, I said straight up, right in my grandparents' faces,   
   
"When you die, will you come back as ghosts and 'haunt' me?"   
   
I was basically trying to say I wanted them to come back as ghosts and chill in my house with me so after they died, they would still be around to talk to me
When I was 8 years old, I said straight up, right in my grandparents' faces,

"When you die, will you come back as ghosts and 'haunt' me?"

I was basically trying to say I wanted them to come back as ghosts and chill in my house with me so after they died, they would still be around to talk to me
#66 - nchubz (12/27/2013) [-]
grandma: cor blimey you're getting tall
me: nah you're just shrinking granma
granma: at least you wont have to pay as much for the coffin
#64 - AceofHearts (12/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #62 - gayobliteratorhere (12/27/2013) [-]
I never had grandparents

or parents
User avatar #77 to #62 - bassline (12/27/2013) [-]
That's a lie, everyone has grandparents and parents. It's not biologically possible to not have parents, you need sperm and an egg and they have to come from somewhere.
User avatar #78 to #77 - gayobliteratorhere (12/27/2013) [-]
I'm not human

I'm not even from this universe
User avatar #83 to #79 - gayobliteratorhere (12/27/2013) [-]
Now I'm not an alien

also Hitler is not evil enough
User avatar #61 - richardastley (12/27/2013) [-]
My grandmother has been totally serious about possibly not living before the next major event in our family since my oldest cousins graduated from grade eight (they would have been around thirteen at the time, for those who have a different school system in other countries). Those same cousins turned 39 this past year. My grandmother has since been diagnosed with dementia, followed by Alzheimers. We have no clue when the dementia started since she started saying **** like that so long ago.
User avatar #37 - aussiepridevil ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
on my eighteenth birthday my mother told me, "now that your 18 iv done my job raising you, i can go die now"

my mother is 37.
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