desc. MFW my grandparents make those "we're going to die soon" jokes at christmas dinner... mfw my grandpa started off a conversation with "how about them blacks?" desc MFW my grandparents make those "we're going to die soon" jokes at christmas dinner mfw grandpa started off a conversation with "how about them blacks?"
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#12 - rmoran
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(12/26/2013) [-]
mfw my grandpa started off a conversation with "how about them blacks?"
mfw my grandpa started off a conversation with "how about them blacks?"
User avatar #18 to #12 - alstorp
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I would laugh my ass off and have the most racist conversation of my life with him.
#29 to #12 - rekumate
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Interesting that your grandfather is has taken a fascination with zoology
User avatar #34 to #12 - Jackimole
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"I'm not racist, but..."
#17 to #12 - filipskit
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#36 to #12 - rectophobia
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#65 - charliechambers
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I make those kind of jokes too, but only if I don't finish my plate.
I make those kind of jokes too, but only if I don't finish my plate.
#4 - snakefire
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Dark humor runs deep in my family. We make jokes at the worst times in the best ways and its amazing.   
   
I'm disappointed I was too young to understand or remember the jokes my great grandmother made on her death bed. I just remember she lost her voice not long after and died a day later, I should see if my grandma remembers, but its a sore subject for her.   
   
I'm going to follow in their footsteps though. If I can, I'm going to make them smile for as long as I can. I'll tell a joke so good they'll be laughing through their tears as I flatline. Laughter is the best medicine. But it wont be me its healing.
Dark humor runs deep in my family. We make jokes at the worst times in the best ways and its amazing.

I'm disappointed I was too young to understand or remember the jokes my great grandmother made on her death bed. I just remember she lost her voice not long after and died a day later, I should see if my grandma remembers, but its a sore subject for her.

I'm going to follow in their footsteps though. If I can, I'm going to make them smile for as long as I can. I'll tell a joke so good they'll be laughing through their tears as I flatline. Laughter is the best medicine. But it wont be me its healing.
#40 to #4 - shamebanana
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Well it certainly wont heal your ass after your dads big cock was up it.
Well it certainly wont heal your ass after your dads big cock was up it.
User avatar #14 to #4 - darkboss
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whats the source of this gif?
#20 to #14 - anon id: 7a68f6a3
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Mirai Nikki.
#35 to #20 - darkboss
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Thank youuuu
User avatar #9 to #4 - imadps
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Damn, man. Those last few lines...
I like you. Keep on making people smile.
User avatar #8 to #4 - KayRed
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When they took my grandfather off the respirator, my dad was in the room with his siblings and his mother. He didn't die as fast as they thought he would, so they were just kinda standing around, quietly, waiting for him to die. My dad broke the silence by saying "So...anyone want to order a pizza or something".
User avatar #38 to #8 - snakefire
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Awww
User avatar #23 to #4 - schmuxy
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"Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!" - Groucho Marx's final words.
#11 - harbingerwolf
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"We had your dad because we never liked to use condoms because your grandfather never liked the feel of 'em."
"We had your dad because we never liked to use condoms because your grandfather never liked the feel of 'em."
#32 - SunshineCabbage
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MFW my granddad actually apologises for still being alive.
MFW my granddad actually apologises for still being alive.
User avatar #24 - theluppijackal
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Since my evening has already turned to crap:
Here's a depressing story
I worked at walmart briefly and as I was closing up as the end of the night I had one last customer buy something. It was an old guy, I mean really old guy and he was buying some lifesavers and some cookies. He was shaking as he handed me the money and I asked if he was okay.
He said "Yeah, I'm fine, just on my last limbs as all."
I nearly cried.
User avatar #80 to #24 - wallbuilder
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Had me at "...worked at Walmart..."
User avatar #81 to #80 - theluppijackal
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I should've stopped the depressing story there.
That was enough
User avatar #45 to #24 - warrenzthehero
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Sounds like fairly soon he could use a lifesaver
#49 - flowerpotofdeath
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mfw my grandma starts crying every new years eve
#30 - badguitarist
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User avatar #41 - suitandtie
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>Get to a buddy's house for a pool party
>First one there because I'm that cool
>His house is huge, the first underground floor is his grandmothers apartment
>His parents and sister are home
>He lets me in, I say hi to his parents, and then ask him how his grandma's doing
>He shrugs, walks to the door for her apartment
>"Grandma! Are you dead yet!?"
>"You'd like that, wouldn't you!?"
>He turns to me
>"Well, she's fine"
User avatar #6 - Einsty
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(12/26/2013) [-]
Our grandparents came to visit and one of the first things they did was ask my father to make them a photo for their funerals.