death bears. In great dedication to peanutbitter. File: -( 4 , 200x200, tuomas, jpg) Cl Anonymous (/ ) 18: 3100 No%? 92521 05 bbe ‘With grade wave sugarfree gum
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death bears

 
death bears. In great dedication to peanutbitter. File: -( 4 , 200x200, tuomas, jpg) Cl Anonymous (/ ) 18: 3100 No%? 92521 05 bbe ‘With grade wave sugarfree gum

In great dedication to peanutbitter

File: -( 4 , 200x200, tuomas, jpg)
Cl Anonymous (/ ) 18: 3100 No%? 92521 05
bbe ‘With grade
wave sugarfree gummy bears in bag
pstart to eat a few in class
know the consequences ofthose death bears
treacher busts me
v" Anon, candy isnt allowed at school. Ill take that and share it with the class"
oh huge grin appears on my face
of my classmates are overjoyed over the free candy
all eat about two handfulls each
owe day progresses
Ffirst classmates "Miss, can I go to the toilet?" "Sure, anon"
few min later, more goes
Elli! min passes. 15 students are now ******** themselves in agony
aone kid cant controll himself, ***** in class
yyou can feel the embarassment, he cant stop ********
white on a girl, ***** on the wall
yhis blue jeans are now brown
png
lose my **** , starter laugh
Everyone gets evacuated from the classroom
ANON TO THE "
lecture on why this is bad and that I should feel bad
refuses to believe that a few bears could knock out a whole class
frustration, the principal takes agood handful of bears and eats them
sent out
Sshole class is still ********
******** that he is, also went to the *******
are completely banned from school
Legend at school
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#16 - Drumachine (01/27/2014) [-]
>have sugarfree gummy bears in bag   
   
oh here we go
>have sugarfree gummy bears in bag

oh here we go
#9 - unfairlybanned (01/27/2014) [-]
In related news
User avatar #143 to #9 - existacne (01/28/2014) [-]
Who's this guy anyway? What did I miss?
User avatar #144 to #143 - unfairlybanned (01/28/2014) [-]
Well, Peanutbitter is the guy who did a self experiment involving the sugarless gummy bears. For his heroic quest, and being an OP that delivered, he got brown text.
User avatar #145 to #144 - existacne (01/29/2014) [-]
Checked, he's from FJ.
This is that rare kind of "weird" I'm not really interested in.
Thanks for the answer anyway. I miss your old profile picture, to be honest.
User avatar #146 to #145 - unfairlybanned (01/29/2014) [-]
A guy rolled trips, chose this.
User avatar #147 to #146 - existacne (01/29/2014) [-]
You mean profile pic?
User avatar #148 to #147 - unfairlybanned (01/29/2014) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #149 to #148 - existacne (01/29/2014) [-]
**existacne rolls 73** In that case I'll try to roll dubs to change your pic once again.
User avatar #151 to #149 - unfairlybanned (01/29/2014) [-]
Go ahead and try, but you gotta beat 444.
User avatar #152 to #151 - unfairlybanned (01/29/2014) [-]
**unfairlybanned rolls 5,789** for the gods...or something.
User avatar #150 to #149 - existacne (01/29/2014) [-]
Well, I'm leaving then.
User avatar #141 to #9 - unfairlybanned (01/28/2014) [-]
**** you simgi and random anonymous, for voting this amazing comment down.
User avatar #142 to #9 - unfairlybanned (01/28/2014) [-]
Top comment. Thanks guys.
#89 to #9 - fragman ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
that was too ******* good.
User avatar #79 to #9 - whynotzoidberglol (01/27/2014) [-]
Goddamnit man. I haven't had a good laugh like that since forever. +1 for you, man. +1.
User avatar #139 to #79 - unfairlybanned (01/28/2014) [-]
I aim to please. And to make people hate me. But mostly to please.

Also, thanks.
#32 - mrfumbles (01/27/2014) [-]
peanutbitter would be proud.
User avatar #6 - dabronydude (01/27/2014) [-]
these bears are basically powerful laxatives?
why do they even sell them as candy.
User avatar #78 to #6 - metalmind (01/27/2014) [-]
No, most people just can't handle maltose.
#97 to #6 - anon (01/27/2014) [-]
They are not very digestible, but the thing about them being that powerful is really just a meme. Most of the Amazon reviewers who describe them that way probably never actually ate them.
#102 to #6 - anon (01/27/2014) [-]
It's only laxative if you eat past the recommended 15 gummy bears. The number is probably different per person though. One or two gummy bears shouldn't hurt.
User avatar #121 to #6 - burningbear (01/27/2014) [-]
Diabetic, old people :/
#10 to #6 - anon (01/27/2014) [-]
i believe some artificial sweeteners give you the ***** like aspertame and whatnot
#11 to #6 - anon (01/27/2014) [-]
Powerfull laxatives?
They turn your anus into a volcano.
User avatar #38 to #6 - omninickk (01/27/2014) [-]
Because SO MANY people are buying them. Why stop while you're ahead?
User avatar #39 to #38 - dabronydude (01/27/2014) [-]
yes but why sell they as food, why not sell them as something more honest.
User avatar #40 to #39 - omninickk (01/27/2014) [-]
The element of surprise, my friend. If the bag said laxatives in big font, people wouldn't eat them. Make them look like legit food and people will be vulnerable.
User avatar #41 to #40 - dabronydude (01/27/2014) [-]
true,
they are handy for all kinds of pranks at this point.
User avatar #44 to #41 - whycanticaps (01/27/2014) [-]
it does say on the front of the bag may act as a laxative hahaha
User avatar #42 to #41 - omninickk (01/27/2014) [-]
The reviews and stories had me crying for weeks. They never get old.
User avatar #74 to #6 - rskamaka (01/27/2014) [-]
For the **** n giggles
User avatar #14 to #6 - darksideofthebeast (01/27/2014) [-]
Did you put a question mark where your period is supposed to be and a period where your question mark is supposed to be.

It's really ******* with me?
User avatar #30 to #14 - captnnorway (01/27/2014) [-]
Well for the first one, he is asking an indirect questing, is that the English word ... Basically he is repeating something he picked up and asks if it's true. For the later part I guess it's meant to statement, so he doesn't want an answer.

Then again, I might be completely wrong about this and dabronydude didn't pass kindergarten English.
User avatar #31 to #30 - dabronydude (01/27/2014) [-]
you are corrected,
first one is an inderect question, i was not sure if they was,
the second was basically a statement.

and english is not my best languish, it is so ******* confusing.
#33 to #31 - anon (01/27/2014) [-]
Your second one was a rhetorical question, so it doesn't need a question mark anyways. This is one that doesn't expect any answer. "Isn't today great!"

A tag question is one that needs a question mark, and it's one where an agreeable answer is expected. Aka "Isn't today great?" "yeah, sure is!".
#5 - theannoyingFJguy (01/27/2014) [-]
quite related
User avatar #129 to #5 - alphagex (01/27/2014) [-]
Yes you thank you! i was about to comment how this story is like a stolen content of that comic
User avatar #17 to #5 - tranquilizer (01/27/2014) [-]
All credit to foreverarone
#22 - sirbrentcoe (01/27/2014) [-]
peanutbitter, care to weigh in?
peanutbitter, care to weigh in?
#23 to #22 - anon (01/27/2014) [-]
OHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >LE FJ EPIC CRAP GIF XDXD GUMMI BARE 			****		 PANTS LEOLEOLEOLEOLOELOLELLEEOLEOEL
OHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >LE FJ EPIC CRAP GIF XDXD GUMMI BARE **** PANTS LEOLEOLEOLEOLOELOLELLEEOLEOEL
#26 to #23 - uberderpyhooves (01/27/2014) [-]
You're trying too hard.
User avatar #132 to #23 - lamarisagoodname (01/27/2014) [-]
he got brown text

he got BROWN TEXT

that deserves to be immortalized into a meme
#20 - arcticastronaut (01/27/2014) [-]
Principal's face after eating the gummy bears
#24 to #20 - anon (01/27/2014) [-]
*LE TOTALI ORIGINEL MAYMAY X PRINCIPAL CRAP LE L PEANOTBUTAR AS DELIVIERED XDXDDDDDDD FART FART FART **** CRAP OHI T SMELL BAD XD
#34 to #24 - hydrosbro (01/27/2014) [-]
i  laughed at this   
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i laughed at this
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#3 - jozvan (01/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #28 - hates (01/27/2014) [-]
peanutbitter you're inspiring the internet...
User avatar #61 - faithrider (01/27/2014) [-]
in my high school about 4 yrs ago:
>be me
>in class, junior year
>fire alarm rings
>everyone goes outside
>asking around, nobody knows for sure what happened, no-one was expecting a fire drill.
>go back inside
>next day
>find out someone in the chemistry class was doing an experiment with a gummy bear.
>the person had found out in another teacher's class how to make gummy bears explode by running electricity through them
>attempted to show chemistry teacher awesomeness
>gummy bear lit on fire instead of exploding and we got a fire alarm.
this is a much better way for a gummy bear to get you out of class for a couple hours.
#81 - birdlaw **User deleted account** (01/27/2014) [-]
But still funny nonetheless
#13 - farraman ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
User avatar #27 to #13 - hanabro (01/27/2014) [-]
Of all the posts that have been overdone, this has been overdone the most.
User avatar #29 to #13 - redbrutal (01/27/2014) [-]
Don't give a **** if it didn't happen, still funny as ****
#77 - teachworth (01/27/2014) [-]
fake
#64 - derpishb (01/27/2014) [-]
Lost my sh*t at "everyone gets evacuated"
Lost my sh*t at "everyone gets evacuated"
User avatar #68 to #64 - robhigginsxd ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
Everyone who ate the gummy bears lost their **** already...
#83 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (01/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #75 - finntastic (01/27/2014) [-]
>Anon loses his ****
#50 - anon (01/27/2014) [-]
"candy isn't allowed at school"

What kind of ******* school is that, the one in Auschwitz?
User avatar #54 to #50 - radroach (01/27/2014) [-]
The one in the imagination of the guy who made the story up.
User avatar #62 to #50 - spyisspy (01/27/2014) [-]
a lot of schools dont allow candy
#18 - thepink ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
Oh I was hoping this would happen soon
Oh I was hoping this would happen soon
#112 - AbsentMinded (01/27/2014) [-]
That is the biggest lie I've ever seen on the internet.
That is the biggest lie I've ever seen on the internet.
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