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dead parents

mam:
What I look tor in agirl:
it may make a girl out " still not enough to make a morn
Water, 35 litres
Carbon, kilograms
Ammonia, 4 litres
Lime, kilograms
Phosphorus, Bull grams
Salt, 250 grams
Saltpeter, 100 grams
Sulfur, m grams
Fluorine, To grams
Iron, 5 grams
Silicon, 3 grams
Trace amounts of 15 other elements
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#2 - evilredmuffin ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 to #2 - jacoban (10/27/2013) [-]
what anime is the joke from? (not spongebob)
User avatar #16 to #13 - trollins (10/27/2013) [-]
Completelymineral Chemist
User avatar #29 to #13 - Lateralism (10/27/2013) [-]
Partiallyliquid Biologist
User avatar #14 to #13 - jasohazard (10/27/2013) [-]
Fullmetal Alchemist
User avatar #24 to #2 - danster (10/27/2013) [-]
>Parents

That father is basically immortal.
User avatar #95 to #21 - oregmes (10/27/2013) [-]
actually just an arm
#98 to #95 - anon (10/27/2013) [-]
Yes we get it it was just his arm.

But the entire process involved him losing his arm and his leg
User avatar #100 to #98 - oregmes (10/27/2013) [-]
what about als body?
#1 - ohayougozaimasu (10/27/2013) [-]
Human transmutation.

Not even once.
#11 - joot (10/27/2013) [-]
This image has expired
You missed one
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#6 - mode (10/27/2013) [-]
*insert arm and leg joke here*
*insert arm and leg joke here*
#3 - thatonenerd (10/27/2013) [-]
That recipe has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations.
#60 to #3 - stanleys (10/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#23 to #3 - punishlife (10/27/2013) [-]
Only Armstrong thing i have
#22 - LoneWhiteWolf (10/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#30 - itrinx (10/27/2013) [-]
you think this is a ************* game ?
User avatar #42 to #30 - dharkmoswen (10/27/2013) [-]
anyone got a bigger version and/or know where this is from?
User avatar #43 to #42 - itrinx (10/27/2013) [-]
This is from the internet. So don't expect a sauce that will satisfy your desires, a guy just took that picture for a forum i guess.
User avatar #44 to #43 - dharkmoswen (10/27/2013) [-]
ah, thanks
#77 to #30 - anon (10/27/2013) [-]
#57 to #30 - larfang (10/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #48 to #30 - loodee (10/27/2013) [-]
doge in disguise
User avatar #49 to #48 - biggrand (10/27/2013) [-]
much feel
such bad parenting
*brotherhood
acquire thumbs
#7 - brobafett (10/27/2013) [-]
Wow, your mom is dead? How super sad...
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#9 to #7 - shadownigga (10/27/2013) [-]
Wow, your family's dead? How super sad....
#18 to #9 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (10/27/2013) [-]
Hmm planet exploded... that's rough buddy
#78 to #18 - sorihisis (10/27/2013) [-]
Ultra Lord?
#45 to #18 - mitchr (10/27/2013) [-]
Your universe died? That sounds like it must suck.
#51 to #45 - themedianoche **User deleted account** (10/27/2013) [-]
I wish i could say i understood that reference but i didn't...
User avatar #55 to #51 - mitchr (10/27/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puella_Magi_Madoka_Magica
Now, if you want the spoilers, she was from a different timeline where she was a weak girl. She befriended another girl who then sacrificed herself in vain to keep a demon from destroying the world. She traveled back in time to keep this from happening. This time, her friend died along with the demon. So she went back again. The third time, her friend won and then turned into a demon far more powerful than the one that was defeated. Repeat that about 3000 times with varying end results.
User avatar #10 to #9 - brobafett (10/27/2013) [-]
>implying anyone gives a **** about that mary sue.
User avatar #17 - Loppytaffy (10/27/2013) [-]
Ed lost his leg to alchemy to summon his mom from alchemy, right?
So...was Eren able to summon a titan because he lost his leg to a Titan?
User avatar #50 to #17 - greenstrongworld (10/27/2013) [-]
More like half his ******* body.
User avatar #94 to #50 - Loppytaffy (10/27/2013) [-]
That was Marco.
User avatar #96 to #94 - greenstrongworld (10/27/2013) [-]
Guess he never found Polo I'm as sorry as Annie.
User avatar #19 - toguro (10/27/2013) [-]
Any human biology wizards here who can tell me the other 15 elements? I'm dead curious
User avatar #25 to #19 - luthervonappledorf (10/27/2013) [-]
Cobalt, Chromium, Magnesium, Selenium, Iodine, Copper, Zinc, Germanium, Bromine, Fluorine, Manganese, Strontium, Rubidium, Boron, Silicon.

I think that's all of them.
#31 to #25 - anon (10/27/2013) [-]
There's also gold so either there's more than 15, one of those are wrong, or i'm wrong.
User avatar #32 to #31 - luthervonappledorf (10/27/2013) [-]
There are probably a few more that are so tiny it's hard to determine.

That and I probably got one or two wrong. It's been a while since I've so much as thought about biology in any serious capacity.
User avatar #36 to #25 - toguro (10/27/2013) [-]
Not to be a dick and thanks for the extensive list, but flourine is already on the list at 7.5 grams - wouldn't that make gold the final trace element? At least if the below anon is right.

Sorry for being critical and analytical but I can't help but be anal about these sorts of things
User avatar #112 to #36 - luthervonappledorf (10/28/2013) [-]
Ahh my mistake.

There are various trace amounts of pretty much every naturally occurring element I suppose.
User avatar #38 to #36 - toguro (10/27/2013) [-]
Ah nevermind, found a full list:

oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, phosphorus, potassium, sulfur, sodium, chlorine, magnesium, iron, fluorine, zinc, silicon, rubidium, strontium, bromine, lead, copper, aluminum, cadmium, cerium, barium, iodine, tin, titanium, boron, nickel, selenium, chromium, manganese, arsenic, lithium, cesium, mercury, germanium, molybdenum, cobalt, antimony, silver, niobium, zirconium, lanthanum, gallium, tellurium, yttrium, bismuth, thallium, indium, gold, scandium, tantalum, vanadium, thorium, uranium, samarium, beryllium, tungsten
User avatar #111 to #107 - toguro (10/28/2013) [-]
I love Tom Lehrer - We Will All Go Together was the first of his I heard, my dad had a CD of his "An Evening (Wasted) With Tom Lehrer" so thanks for the nostalgia
#58 - sigmatempus (10/27/2013) [-]
I just watched Full Metal Alchemist.   
   
mfw i get the jokes
I just watched Full Metal Alchemist.

mfw i get the jokes
#59 to #58 - alhiniath (10/27/2013) [-]
I been using this a lot recently
I been using this a lot recently
User avatar #84 to #59 - nousernamefound (10/27/2013) [-]
can admin ban this out of my mind?
User avatar #82 to #59 - xxhadesflamesxx (10/27/2013) [-]
At first when I watched it I didn't cry or feel much
now whenever I see it I get the feels
User avatar #61 to #59 - sigmatempus (10/27/2013) [-]
YOU ******
I THOUGHT I BLOCKED THAT OUT
#62 to #61 - alhiniath (10/27/2013) [-]
Oh, common it's not that bad is it?
Oh, common it's not that bad is it?
User avatar #87 to #62 - playerdous (10/27/2013) [-]
What's with those arms at the end?
User avatar #89 to #87 - alhiniath (10/27/2013) [-]
Well there's a lot of Misaka clones. Mabye one of them
User avatar #92 to #89 - playerdous (10/27/2013) [-]
Hmm I'll have to look into it. Thanks for the rapid reply.
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#75 to #62 - solarknight (10/27/2013) [-]
can i get the sauce on this?
User avatar #83 to #75 - alhiniath (10/27/2013) [-]
tauro majutsu no index
User avatar #63 to #62 - sketchE ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
not really since its spammed on every fma post
User avatar #65 to #63 - alhiniath (10/27/2013) [-]
Idd, i got past it long time ago myself
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User avatar #67 to #65 - sketchE ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
idd?
User avatar #69 to #67 - alhiniath (10/27/2013) [-]
indeed
#71 - legitimately (10/27/2013) [-]
Somewhat related
Somewhat related
User avatar #56 to #47 - larfang (10/27/2013) [-]
The funny moment when Ed goes back to where he burned down the house and finds out that what they created wasn't even their mother.

So he lost his brothers body, an arm, and a leg for nothing.
User avatar #66 to #56 - crazyglove (10/27/2013) [-]
He was happy he didn't kill his mother again though. Him, Al and even their teacher were happy to know they didn't make their beloved suffer death again.
User avatar #90 to #56 - playerdous (10/27/2013) [-]
Depends on which version you watched.
User avatar #12 - motherfuckingkenji (10/27/2013) [-]
Honest question:
Why would you need the exact amounts of the elements that make up a human body in order to make one?
Why not just use more than you need? The alchemist is willing what's there to take the form of what they want, so why not use only what's necessary, just in case they didn't have enough of one element? You know, leave the rest that they didn't use in a pile.
User avatar #26 to #12 - hermaeousmora (10/27/2013) [-]
Transmuting living tissue is damned ******* hard. So if they added more than they needed, in the process of trying to transmute life into it, they'd probably accidentally use it up, and **** up. It took souls to do actual working human transmutation.
#15 to #12 - superduperpuper (10/27/2013) [-]
I think that question was once answered, but I am not sure. If I remember correctly, then whatever is there will be used even if you don't want to (or something like that. Damn son I can't remember, I think they said it one time, but I don't remember when, or what it was. This one just seems to be logical.)
User avatar #27 to #12 - kanatana (10/27/2013) [-]
Basically what hermaeousmora and superduperpuper said, although there's more to it. In FMA, it's all about science. Alchemy isn't a magic, it's science, and percentages are wicked hard to get right in biology. The post above states the average percents of elements in the human body, but it's important to remember that they were, what? Eight and ten years old at that point? No matter how intelligent they were, no way they'd be able to get it done.

Also, in an alchemical reaction, you have to use exactly enough energy and exactly enough mass to get where you want to go. Pump too much energy into it, or try to use too much or too little mass, and you get an alchemical backlash.
User avatar #4 - Rockaman ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
what I look for in a girl:

My penis
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User avatar #97 to #64 - blacklightsun (10/27/2013) [-]
Actually it was a leg (Ed) and a full body(Al).
Ed later sacrifices his arm to get his brother's soul back
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