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#9889 - doctordalek
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(07/04/2012) [-]
Any tips on just straight up getting laid for an 18 year old male?
#10338 to #9889 - anon
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(07/06/2012) [-]
always be sweet to her, 'cause she's most important, no matter how you treat anybody else (except, of course your always nice to any kids in the picture, that's a given.). Never try to hurt her as much as you can emotionally, it sticks, and it alienates, each one permanently. If she's your "other half" then treat her like that. Get it. Nothing else really matters as much to her.
#10317 to #9889 - xxhunterxx
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(07/06/2012) [-]
Walk up to girl.
Ask girl to sex.
Get rejected.
Rape.
#10055 to #9889 - renegado
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(07/04/2012) [-]
Lol, you're asking a low quality site meant for funny pictures that is also full of 12 year olds on how to get laid. You fail.
#9985 to #9889 - jgk **User deleted account**
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#9971 to #9889 - TheRacismVirus **User deleted account**
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#9963 to #9889 - lumahh
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(07/04/2012) [-]
Why don't you try to wait for the right person?

If not, go get an escort, prostitute, hooker, whatever.
Or go to the clubs and grind up on some girls.
Take one home annnnd there you go.
#9973 to #9963 - TheRacismVirus **User deleted account**
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#10082 to #9973 - lumahh
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(07/05/2012) [-]
haha.
Hookers are scary scary things.
And I actually didn't reply to yours. If it came up as a notification then that's weird. lol.
#9972 to #9963 - TheRacismVirus **User deleted account**
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#10083 to #9972 - lumahh
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(07/05/2012) [-]
I wasn't sure if hookers and prostitutes were the same.
So I listed them.
Sorry. haha.

But regardless, I wouldn't go for either. I'd just wait for the right person if I were you.
Good luck on getting laid. c:
#9946 to #9889 - anon
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(07/04/2012) [-]
Rape.
#9944 to #9889 - mechaemperor
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(07/04/2012) [-]
Find a willing girl. Don't be a total loser. Get laid.

Pay a hooker.
#9933 to #9889 - jokeface
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(07/04/2012) [-]
Scenario 1: you take a girl out, buy her dinner, see a romantic movie, go for a long walk while eating ice cream. take her back to your place for coffee, and with any luck, she'll put out.

Scenario 2: you take her out, buy her dinner, see a romantic movie, go for a long walk while eating ice cream. take her back to your place for coffee, and if she doesn't put out, you rape her.

i call that game the two-headed coin flip.
#9932 to #9889 - jokeface
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#9891 to #9889 - anon
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(07/04/2012) [-]
Getting laid isn't something that you plan. At least you pay for a hooker
#10340 to #9891 - anon
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(07/06/2012) [-]
you can also get busted or badly hurt physically by one that "snaps" from being raped as a child and hates men. Or they've gone insane and they give you Aids on purpose.