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#8876 - madeitforthemusic (06/30/2012) [-]
This is pretty stupid but I'm asking anyway. I don't smoke, but I want to, and all my friends (literally ALL) do. I want to talk to one of them about smoking, but what exactly do I say? Just "Hey, can you show me how to smoke?"
User avatar #9040 to #8876 - purpleladybugs (07/01/2012) [-]
Bad choice, trust me. You'll be grateful when you're 70 and all your friends have got black lungs and yours are healthy.
#9041 to #9040 - madeitforthemusic (07/01/2012) [-]
Marijuana gives black lungs?
User avatar #9044 to #9041 - purpleladybugs (07/01/2012) [-]
I'm not completely sure about marijuana, but I'd assume that. You ARE putting smoke into your lungs..
#9046 to #9044 - madeitforthemusic (07/01/2012) [-]
I've been told by my peers that marijuana is only bad if it's smoked with rolling paper, but then again we ARE all freshmen.
User avatar #9049 to #9046 - purpleladybugs (07/01/2012) [-]
I'm not completely sure either. It's sure as hell not good for you though.
User avatar #8974 to #8876 - stonermilk (06/30/2012) [-]
If your new to it and your friends know that then just straight up say you don't know how its done and they'll show you and probably joke around giving you crap about it for awhile but they won't care if you don't know how to do it
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#8976 to #8971 - madeitforthemusic (06/30/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sad now, that's why I want to smoke.
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#8980 to #8979 - madeitforthemusic (06/30/2012) [-]
Just to be clear, we're both talking about marijuana right?
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#8984 to #8981 - madeitforthemusic (06/30/2012) [-]
No, I don't want to smoke cigarettes, I was talking about weed, I should have specified. :P
User avatar #8967 to #8876 - Noah (06/30/2012) [-]
Don't smoke dude. Trust. A lot of my family smokes. After not buying smokes for about 5-6 weeks we saved a few hundred dollars. It isn't worth it.
#8977 to #8967 - madeitforthemusic (06/30/2012) [-]
No, not cigarettes. Weed.
User avatar #8978 to #8977 - Noah (06/30/2012) [-]
Oh, well thats also a bad idea in my opinion
User avatar #8922 to #8876 - aussiepixel (06/30/2012) [-]
I smoke weed as it actually does stuff. I do not and never will smoke tobacco as its pointless and fucking retarded.
#8951 to #8922 - madeitforthemusic (06/30/2012) [-]
Weed is what I was talking about, I thought that was implied.
User avatar #9020 to #8951 - aussiepixel (06/30/2012) [-]
I suggest you ask the question again, but make it obvious you are talking about weed, I believe you will get a different response.
#8919 to #8876 - Womens Study Major (06/30/2012) [-]
smoking is shit the only good thing bout it is the buzz which only lasts for 5 secs and its ruins ur lungs and shit so u get tired over doing easy shit
#8898 to #8876 - unwantedchange (06/30/2012) [-]
Don't smoke it's just a waste of time and money.
GO do something more productive. If your friends would rather smoke than hangout with you then you need new friends
#8952 to #8898 - madeitforthemusic (06/30/2012) [-]
All I ever do is something productive, and it gets boring.
User avatar #8896 to #8876 - unncommon (06/30/2012) [-]
Just ask for one when no one else is around,
Here's how you smoke:
1. Take a 'drag' of it (be sure to get enough smoke in your mouth)
2. Inhale some air whilst the smoke is still in your mouth (thus causing it to go into your lungs)
3. Hold it for a little (5 sec. or so for beginners)
4. Exhale.
Note: You'll probably cough a little bit your first time, but you'll be okay and your friend will only make fun of you for no more than a minute
Also if you stop smoking for a while, you'll probably couch when you start back up (at least I do when it's been a while).
#8955 to #8896 - madeitforthemusic (06/30/2012) [-]
Lol I don't know what drag means.
User avatar #8958 to #8955 - unncommon (06/30/2012) [-]
Suck smoke out of the cigarette.
#8982 to #8958 - madeitforthemusic (06/30/2012) [-]
I'm not talking about cigarettes. I should have specified, I'm starting to see why everyone's telling me not to.
User avatar #9013 to #8982 - unncommon (06/30/2012) [-]
That's how you smoke out of anything mate.
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